Big orange is the most important

Shou has a bad temper. He has a bad temper. When he plays games and sees food, he speaks like your father and grandfather. It is recommended to be cautious.

Gong is a cat slave, after all, who doesn't like a kitten that can meow?

Every chapter has the possibility of character collapse. There is really no way to do this. I can’t control the poor writing. It is purely a playful essay but it is really serious.Then I hope that everyone will abandon the article and don't tell me, I am heavily BLX, I am afraid that I occasionally want to see the heartbreak of being abused on a whim.

2. Big oranges are the most important (02)

◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎

"Mi!" Damn it, help me!

Luo Qin exploded like an orange dumpling, with his back half arched, staring at the doctor furiously.

"You little orange cat is fierce, and you have a loud voice." The cats and dogs a door away were all startled by Luo Qin's mournful meowing.

"He's more shy."

"Stray cats are like this, and they are very vigilant." The doctor stretched out his hand to Li Xu, his glasses crooked by the cat's paw, "Come, give it to me."

Luo Qin looked at the white glove stretched out in front of him, and wanted to scratch him with his claws in a hurry, but professional people do professional things. Luo Qin, who was thrashing around in Li Xu's arms, hadn't seen clearly how the other party made his hand, and was caught The doctor who had been prepared for a long time lifted it up like a chicken, and waved a meowing fist in the air.

"Mi!" Bastard, let go!

So Luo Qin changed his position and was ruthlessly pressed on the bed board to be slaughtered.

Doctor: "He's safe now."

Luo Qin: "..."

Man-made knives force cats to be fish, and the veterinarian's method is direct. One card gets stuck in a key place, making Luo Qin unable to bite or scratch. It's useless, even the unyielding little orange hairs on the cat's buttocks were unceremoniously smoothed twice, and they were forced to be smoothed.

"Mi..." The face was weak, pitiful and helpless.

"Doctor Xue..." Li Xu couldn't bear to see the little orange cat's grievance, and squatted down to comfort his furry child, "Will he hurt like this?"

"No, I don't feel the back of the neck."

But he has feelings!

Luo Qin gritted his teeth angrily, and the doctor pinched his mouth open again, and looked left and right, "The teeth have grown a lot. No wonder I just opened my mouth and wanted to bite someone?" He then asked Li Xu, "Start?" Have you taken food supplements?"

"Not yet," Li Xu hurriedly asked the cat cub's diet depends on Baidu and his sister at each stage, and he couldn't even tell how old his own cub is, "Can I start eating? I still feed goat's milk."

"The amount of goat's milk can be reduced, and complementary food should almost keep up."

"Look here," the doctor called him up, and showed him the teeth in Luo Qin's mouth from different angles, "the teeth here and here have all grown out, and it's about 50 days old. Add some supplementary food in it. Pastoral cats are very adaptable, and your color... orange cat, the big eater among cats can eat anything, so you don’t need to be too delicate.”

"Stray cats will lose their babies after weaning. He can already eat minced meat now, otherwise his nutrition will not keep up. Wait a week to get vaccinated."

Considering that Li Xu is a pure new excrement shoveler, the doctor told him some small things about raising cats.

Xiaoju is the cub of a pure stray cat. No matter how cute and fluffy he looks, he has been out in the field for dozens of days. There are not many bacteria on his body. Wipe it clean to avoid secondary breeding. There are many types of deodorants, you can buy milder ones, odorless ones are best, kittens are more sensitive to smells.”

"There is no need to bathe the kitten for the time being. You can wash it for a week after the vaccination, but you must dry it in time. The kitten's body is very fragile."

Li Xu was obviously a good student who listened patiently to the lectures, after the doctor's instructions, he finally picked up the cat cake on the bed, and rubbed it twice in distress.

After making live specimens for the whole class, Luo Qin couldn't swear at anyone anymore, and was as quiet as an angry kid.In an unfamiliar environment, even Li Xu could make Luo Qin feel safe, pawing and pawing and sticking his little paws on the clothes of his own shit-shoveling officer.

The doctor laughed for a while, "I'm still sticking to you."

Xiao Aojiao moaned and gave him the back of her head.

3. Big oranges are the most important (03)

◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎

After leaving the hospital, Li Xu followed the navigation to find the nearest pet shop.

"Welcome to XX Pet Shop." The shop assistants were all young girls, and when the door opened, they flocked enthusiastically.

As a contemporary dead house, Li Xu didn't see the battle without going out of the gate, so he copied it with both hands, and picked up the yawning cat cub that was nestling in his arms—show it!

Luo Qin:? ? ?

As soon as he finished yawning, he was stared at by a group of girls, panicked Luo Qin yelled on the spot—"Mi..." Put me down quickly, hey!

Li Xu: "Buy it for him."

This is just bullshit!If you don't buy it for me at the pet store, can I buy it for you?Luo Qin was worried about the IQ of the shit shovel officer, and was dissatisfied with his posture, kicking the air restlessly with his hanging short legs, and was hugged back by someone, "It's all right, don't be afraid. "

Grandpa is not afraid!

The little cat angrily rubbed its paws on his clothes.

Fortunately, the clerks and sisters are very kind, seeing his uneasiness and scattered away, they didn't all come around. The clerk in charge of receiving Li Xu is quite experienced. Cute and exciting, I asked if I could touch it.

Shit shoveler, who doesn't like others to praise their cubs, and Li Xu does the same, so he naturally agrees.It's a pity that Luo Qin didn't give face too much, when he saw someone who wanted to reach out, he instinctively burrowed into Li Xu's arms, trying to hide himself with every bow and bow.

The young lady smiled, "It's quite shy."

Li Xu could only explain: "Maybe it's because he's still too young, he's more afraid of people." As if blaming Luo Qin for not showing face, Li Xu rubbed his upturned cat ears with his finger, and pointedly rua's little orange cat didn't give it to him. he touches.

"Mi—" Rolling.

The 20-year-old 'big' cat saw that he couldn't shake his hand, so he stretched out his paw to pat him - no rua.

The clerk was also infected by their interaction and helped to recommend some food and use for kittens.

"Is it the stage of eating cat food or supplementary food?"

"I'm going to start eating complementary food. For the time being, I'm considering making it myself, and then buying him some snacks to improve his taste."

On the way here, Li Xu googled a lot of knowledge about raising cats, and he knew that supplementary food is healthier if he cooks it himself.Fortunately, animal food is simpler than human food, and it can be cooked directly without any seasoning.

"As for snacks, the cat strips in our store are very popular, and there are many kinds of kittens to eat."

The clerk took him to choose some snacks that the cat cubs liked. Li Xu didn't know what flavors his cubs liked, so he ordered two of each to try.

I bought a bunch of money-losing gadgets that seemed useless and sounded useful, but Luo Qin knew at a glance that he would not use them. Li Xu arranged them for him with a wave of his hand, and even went out There are three pre-selected colors for the cat bag, one of which must be - Luo Qin looked at the girly smoky pink, and the whole cat hated it to the extreme.

"Like it?"

"..." I like a chicken.

Li Xu put him on an empty table and asked him to choose by himself.

Luo Qin took a catwalk and sniffed left and right. Outsiders thought he liked this color and kept surrounding him.

"He must like it, you always go around," the clerk directly gave him a test, and the zipper on the top of the cat bag was zipped as soon as Luo Qin entered, and he couldn't escape and the idiot outside The excrement shovel officer and the cheating clerk look at each other with big eyes.

The clerk, relying on the fact that his cat can't speak, said happily, "It's so cute. This is the best seller in our store. The length of the shoulder strap can be adjusted here. The transparent shell is convenient for observing the state of the cat. A row of holes has been punched to ensure that it will not be stuffy in summer."

Li Xu is such a fool, squatting half-squatting with his face full of joy, watching the 'beautiful' cat inside, directly took this pink, and went home with the cat bag on his back. You can hear kids talking about themselves, "Look—the pink cat!"

Luo Qin: Revenge +1!

4. Big oranges are the most important (04)

◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎

"Finally home," Li Xuyu let out a long breath.With a bunch of bags in my hand, my eyes light up when I see the door of the house.

Open the door and put the bag, "Mimi," Li Xu called out, the first thing to do was to pay attention to the condition of the kittens in the bag.

Luo Qin, who was instructed by various people, wrapped himself into a ball, with his ears drooping, and rushed out without thinking when he heard the sound of the zipper being unzipped. With a sound of '咻', the kitten who was sitting comfortably inside had already jumped onto the sofa with its tail flicking.

"Mi!" Grandpa is free!

"Are you in good spirits?" Li Xu stretched out his hand to touch him, Luo Qin kicked his legs, staggered and ran to the side.

Joke, still touch?All he wanted to do now was to give this man a set of combined cat-mao punches.

Li Xu, who still didn't realize that there was something wrong with him, wondered, "Didn't you be quite obedient just now?"

Hearing this, the kitten bared its teeth at him, let out a short "me", and called him an idiot, then kicked its hind legs, relying on its own small movements, jumped left and right on the cabinet and sofa, and turned several turns , and ended up jumping on the fridge and setting up camp.

"Hey," Li Xu stretched out his hand in panic, "The top of the refrigerator is too high, it's not safe," he wanted to hug him down.

Luo Qin pretended not to hear.He could see that the shit shoveler and him were at odds with each other, and now that they were one person and one cat, and they couldn't understand each other, there was a high probability that they would kill him first when they bumped into each other.

Seeing that Li Xu was coming, Luo Qin arched his back, opened his mouth to show his teeth, the short hair was forced to explode by himself, and his tail stood there straight, like a big fluffy dandelion, obviously Guard posture.

Li Xu really didn't come forward.

This way... Don't be scared by too many people on the road.

The pet shop didn't deliver, and Li Xu bought a bunch of things with his own flesh, so he didn't have any spare hands to hold the little orange cat.He even forgot that his kitten was a stray cat before, stray cats have been outside for a long time, they are very vigilant and afraid of strangers, even in the pet shop before, no one was allowed to touch them... Li Xu knows later When I felt the reaction, I didn't dare to go forward.

Although Luo Qin didn't know what this idiot was thinking about, but seeing that no one came over again, he slowly slowed down his body, patting here and there on the refrigerator with his little paws, and found the most comfortable position Lie down and look quite comfortable.

"Then I won't go," Li Xu felt sorry for him, and asked again, "Are you hungry?"

The cat cub wagged its tail, but didn't respond.Anyway, he is a cat now, how can a little cat understand human language?

Li Xu checked that it was three hours since his last meal, and hurried to the kitchen to make goat milk for him.

The little orange cat fluttered its nostrils when it smelled, but it didn't intend to come down. Li Xu was afraid of irritating him again, so this time he put the plate on the counter not far from the refrigerator, and went back to the kitchen to get busy.

"Mi," the little orange cat licked its lips, propped itself up and looked around, and stood up completely after making sure that Li Xu was gone.

There is no way, people are iron and rice is steel, and cats will be hungry if they don't eat.

Luo Qinle felt relaxed without anyone, and jumped down after a few strokes

Animal genes make his body as light as a feather, and when he is full and no one can see him, he jumps back to the cat bag next to the sofa, staggering the pile of sundries he bought back, and kicks his hind legs accurately , kicked that pink cat bag to the ground—retribution for revenge!

"Mi," I'm going to die!

The little cat also kicked the cat bag all the way to the trash can, showing disgust beyond words.

"Mimi, did you fall?" Li Xu searched for the sound of the landing, thinking he had fallen.

As soon as he arrived, he saw the little orange cat squatting on the sofa, but the cat bag next to it fell on the ground, Li Xu picked it up.

"mum!"

Li Xu: "?"

Seeing the kitten staring at the bag in his hand, Li Xu raised his eyebrows, wishing to throw the kitty into the trash can, and the kitten wagged its tail.

He put the bag back again, and Luo Qin meowed in dissatisfaction.

Li Xu: "..." Feeling like my master doesn't like this bag?

When Li Xuzhen threw the bag into the trash can, the little orange cat finally shook its ears, satisfied with the naked eye.

These days, Li Xu touched his chin, do cats even have aesthetics?Li Xu wanted to get closer to each other, so he took out a pet ball from the bag nearby.

The small white ball is stuffed with a small bell, which will make a sound when shaken, which is especially suitable for curious animals like cats.

"Mimi," Li Xu squatted down, shaking the ball, and there was a tinkling sound inside, which caught the kitten's attention as expected.As a result, when he threw the ball over with full confidence - the cat's eyes followed, but his body remained motionless.

Li Xu: "?" The plot shouldn't be like this.

Meow Cub: Stupid.

Li Xu can only throw it back by himself, and throw it again.From the beginning to the end, he was playing alone, Luo Qin changed from squatting to lying down, and his round cat eyes seemed to be looking at a fool.

Hey, let alone, after a few times, Li Xu felt that the way he picked up the ball back and forth was a bit like a silly dog...

5. Big oranges are the most important (05)

◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎

He turned to look at his kitten, and Xiaoju gave him a humane "mi" with innocence written all over his face.

After all, he is just a little cat, what does a little cat know?

Li Xu silently put the toy ball back on the table, went to the kitchen to take out the cooked ingredients, Luo Qin's eyes followed his movements.Compared with water like goat's milk, meat products are more popular with him.

"We have to wait," Li Xu saw the cat's expectation, and deliberately brought the plate to the sofa.There are some boiled chicken breasts and carrots on the plate, and the variety is relatively small.

"I don't have any other ingredients at home, just make do with it and try it out if you like it, and I'll buy the rest in the afternoon."

Li Xu was in a hurry to send the cat to the doctor in the morning, and wasted a lot of time at the pet store. The chicken breast and carrots were still in stock that he had frozen in the refrigerator earlier. Fortunately, he searched on Baidu and found that these can be used Make food supplements.

Considering that the kitten was still in the weaning period, Li Xu tore the chicken breast into pieces and put it aside to cool.The carrots were quickly pressed by the pressure cooker for a few minutes, and now they are soft and rotten into a puree, so there is no need to worry about chewing.

Li Xu waved at him, "Try?"

The little cat's whiskers shook twice, but it didn't move or respond.

Li Xu could only resign himself to moving the plate to the master, and slowly rubbed it step by step until it reached the edge of the sofa before putting it down, just like when the two first met, they had to beg for milk.

"mum."

Seeming to be very satisfied with his shit-shoveling officer, Luo Qin responded, then moved to the food to smell the taste, and then slowly opened his mouth to eat two mouthfuls of meat.The little tail hanging on the back shook happily twice, and Aunt Li Xuquan smiled straight away.

He had a pretty good idea, and when the kitten had eaten and drank enough, his anger would have subsided, and he would not be too happy to hug, rub his head and scratch his chin.So Li Xu stretched out his sinful claws obediently, and swiped three times, leaving three red marks on the back of his hand.

Luo Qin: "Mi." Touch what?Who let you touch it? !

The wounded Li Xu: ...

Fortunately, Luo Qin is a human being at heart, so he knows what to do when he strikes. The three marks on the back of Li Xu's hand looked scary, but they didn't even break the skin, they were just a warning.

The kitten is a ruthless kitten. It licks its mouth after eating and drinking. It doesn’t embarrass people with short mouths at all. It jumps back to the refrigerator with graceful cat steps, stretches its waist and lies on it. Comfortable.

Li Xu sadly called him "little heartless", and even dared to put dinner aside later in the day.

One person and one cat get along like this, one feeds on time and the other eats when hungry, and they live together without disturbing each other for half a month, more than ten days.Whether the time is long or short, it is enough for Luo Qin to understand what kind of person the current shit-shoveling officer is.

When it was meal time, he skillfully jumped off the refrigerator.

Li Xu knocked on the plate and came in, calling him "Mimi, Mimi". Even though he disliked the name of the local cat, he was used to it. Luo Qin found his old place and waited there in awe.

"I ate pumpkin today, half of it was boiled soft, and half of it was hard." He talked a lot, maybe because he didn't have many friends, he could always babble a lot to the cat.Luo Qin pretended not to hear at first, but every time he finished talking, even if he unconsciously said 'mi', Li Xu would be happy for a long time, and he would reply habitually.

"mum."

Li Xu really smiled, pinched his little ears and flicked them twice, the fluffy hands felt quite good.Luo Qin endured his temper and let him touch and pinch, only occasionally he would yell in dissatisfaction after a long time of rua, and often the next meal would be richer when he opened his mouth like this, so he gradually gained weight during this period of time There is a tendency to approach the curse of the orange cat - after all, as we all know, there are no orange cats in this world, only orange pigs...

The midday sun made people feel hot, Luo Qin let out a "mi" as a reminder.

The study room of Li Xu’s house is located in a shady location, and it is the most comfortable place to stay in summer. One person and one cat like to go to the small study room to escape the heat when they have nothing to do.

Li Xu has recently received a few post-production p-pictures. He put the little fat orange on his lap during work, and occasionally touched it twice when he was irritated. When he was free, he would hug and watch TV and watch variety shows together. quite cozy.

He also specially downloaded a short video app. He doesn’t look at beauties and doesn’t look at luxury cars. The follow list is full of cat bloggers. Every now and then, he learns experience and plagiarizes recipes to improve his own food. God, I can eat four or five meals a day, no matter how I eat, I can feel my feelings.

Li Xu is also very easy to get rid of. He has no other requirements, and he can be happy all day if he can touch it once or twice.It doesn't matter that Luo Qin is so easy to satisfy, as time passes, he will occasionally show his belly and rub it for Li Xu.

Is it because I am too talkative?Luo Qin always thinks so, he has been a cat for a long time, and has been raised for a long time, and his temper has become better.

This is not the recent short video popular cat cat seaweed dance, he was holding a cold face and was shaking his hands, listening to the bursts of "seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, swaying in the wind", deeply felt that he still couldn't treat people That's great, otherwise it's easy to stick your nose on your face!

The cat is angry, the cat is fierce!

With a smile all over his face, Li Xu leaned forward and kissed his nose, and Luo Qin couldn't get any more aggressive.

6. Big oranges are the most important (06)

◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎

39°C outside and 26°C indoors.

There is a hot stove outside and a freezer inside.

"Mi." It was quite cold on the ground after lying down for a long time.Luo Qin got up lazily like a belated old man, flicking his tail, trying to drive away some air-conditioning.

The study area is not big, but the air conditioner installed is powerful enough.In summer, when the temperature is too high, it feels uncomfortable, and when it is too low, it is bitterly cold. Li Xu simply prepared a blanket and covered his legs with the blanket when he sat on a chair, saying that he should take care of it while he is young, so as not to grow old. Get old cold legs.

Luo Qin doesn't know if the old cold legs will cause it, but he seems to have this tendency.

"Is it cold?" When the cat meowed, Li Xu looked at him and patted his legs skillfully to greet him, "This way, the old place."

Really old location.Luo Qin was not polite to him, and he responded with a mime, and jumped up lightly on his legs.

Li Xu only felt a weight on his legs, and the curvature was concave, so he nestled on a stove and came up. "Wow," he yelled exaggeratedly, shaking his legs heavily, "Have you gained a lot of weight recently, almost thought you squatted on a rock."

"……"fart!

Luo Qin refused to admit it, turned his head and pretended he didn't hear it, he moved his hips and kicked his legs leisurely, and found the most comfortable place to rest in a small place, leaving the shit-shoveling officer to do his best The one was smoothing the blanket and trimming the hem.

Li Xu tossed and tossed back and forth, but he didn't rely on any benefit and insisted on wrapping Luo Qin tightly.Seeing the cozy appearance of the little orange cat wrapped in a blanket, I couldn't help poking his forehead, "It's really a landlord's upper body, and I know how to enjoy it."

He did all the dirty work and nanny work, and in the end he didn't even keep the blanket and had to pay tribute. What is this?This is the property of exploiting the poor!

Feeling unbalanced, Li Xu couldn't help talking about those old things, all the while talking about Luo Qin when he first came here.

"At the beginning, I didn't give him a hug. I grinned and wanted to bite someone when I ate something. I wanted to scratch my face when I touched it. Taking a bath was even worse. I didn't know whether to wash it for you or me."

Li Xu counted everything clearly, even counting the hair he lost when he rolled on the sofa.But so what?The little cat is just a little cat, and the little cat's nature is like this and he can't be blamed, it's innocent.

Li Xu has a good temper, but at that moment he was also a bit depressed when he was left out in the cold. Taking advantage of the little cat's inability to struggle, he vainly pulled his two ears to make a concave shape there, and said, "Look at you now—— Eating, drinking, taking a shower, blowing the air and snatching the quilt are more proficient than me, are you ready to become a master?"

Luo Qin chuckled, contemptuously.Don't look at Li Xu's attitude that he is quite angry and wants to turn over the old score, he has long been familiar with which set he eats.

He was still telling the truth over there, what is so easy to deceive, don't be abducted by cat dealers, don't eat food given by strangers, it's all nonsense that his mother babbled back and forth when he was a child.

Luo Qin grinds his paws in the blanket, whimpering twice.

"What?" Li Xu leaned down, "Do you still have an opinion?"

Responding to him was the kitten's eyes wide open blankly, raising its head, and letting out an innocent "Mi"...

"mum."

Li Xu:! ! !To suffer, to suffer, to suffer! ! !

Luo Qin continued his efforts: "Mimi."

Li Xu pinches people, telling himself that he must not be so hopeless.

Luo Qin gave a last beep: "Mimimi."

Li Xu: "Ahhhhh!"

Can't hold it, this really can't hold it!

May I ask which shit-shoveling officer can resist being stared at by his own cat owner with an innocent and naive face, adoring and obedient!May I ask who can't hold back the itch under the cat master's little milk sound, is it already the limit for him not to meow? !

Li Xu was so cute that he looked for the ground all over his head, and his HP was immediately cleared. He hugged him and spun around like a silly dog.

After all, a cat slave is an existence that has no resistance to cats and no principles.

If Luo Qin hadn't been wrapped up into a cat ball at this moment, he would have wagged his tail twice, and then silently recited a second line—hehe, stupid human beings.

The stupidest of this group of humans is now screaming at his son Zai Zai.Li Xu made a decision, "Even if you really become a cat spirit, Dad will not dislike you!"

Luo Qin: Thank you so much.

Turning around dizzy, dazed and forced to kiss her face several times, Luo Qin groaned with some displeasure, recalling that when he was a human being, he was half bent and not straight, and he had never dated a partner or held hands before. Did pussy touches repeatedly being frivolous.Kiss his people... He looks okay, but his brain is not very good.

It was probably because the cat sucked enough, the power was added enough, and the remaining few ps Li Xu did very well, and when it was finished, he had nothing to do, so he simply took out the tablet that he hadn’t touched for a long time, and clicked on the game - "Island of Survival".

Luo Qin Mao's eyes lit up, he is familiar with this game!

The author says:

The name of "Survival Island" is made up randomly!Refer to "Peace Elite" by tx.

7. Big oranges are the most important (07)

◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎

"Island of Survival" is definitely the hottest mobile game in recent years.The game was originally a client game, and after it was changed to a mobile game, it brought a group of sticky players. The company took advantage of Dongfeng to build momentum, and the gimmick of fast-paced and fast-paced, high adaptability and a large age span attracted many players. Many newcomers.

It happened that Luo Qin's laptop configuration couldn't keep up, so he jumped to play mobile games.When I was playing crazy, I was obsessed with games for 24 hours a day. Except for the precious sleep time, I had to fight fiercely with my mobile phone all the time.

"Mi!" My hands were itchy, wanting to play.

The little orange cat writhed in the blanket excitedly.It's not cold anymore, and I can't wait to escape from the shackles of the blanket and play with a tablet by myself.

"Why are you moving around?" Li Xu hurriedly picked him up from his lap.The small space on the legs was not enough for him to turn over, so he moved it to the table, where the space was larger for rolling.

"Mimi." Changing positions failed to divert Luo Qin's gaze, and he screamed, his heart itching.

Li Xu was amused, "Why are you so gentle? Acting like a baby." Moving the tablet for fear of blocking the position of the kitten's nest, the clinker's round cat's eyes also moved with him, or followed the tablet in his hand.

Li Xu was surprised, "You still like watching this?"

If it weren't for the fear of being too humane, Luo Qin would have liked to nod on the spot to express his love for this game, so he could only pretend to not understand.

"Tsk, I forgot that you are a cat," Li Xu patted his forehead, laughing at himself, "I'm so stupid to be alone."

Cats are very curious creatures. He understood that Xiaoju was curious about watching him play a game for the first time, so he reached out and rubbed the furry cat's head, and showed him the tablet from Luo Qin's perspective, "Take you Let's see how to play."

Li Xudeng wears a trumpet, and he wears the free suit given in the game, with the automatic ID given to him by the system. No matter from which angle you look at it, he looks a bit ordinary, but he still looks good when he speaks. Introduce him.

"This is the armory."

"Here is the map."

"Here is the interface adjustment, and this, here is the perspective."

From left to right, from top to bottom, I never get tired of doing science popularization for Luo Qin, but... the real cat can't understand a word, and the real person thinks that his brain must be abnormal. After all, how many people are full these days and have nothing to do to see newbies Guided.

When Li Xu finished talking in detail, Luo Qin was sleepy, and it was the official opening that aroused his desire to watch.

Li Xu chose the solo four-platoon, that is, without teammates.

"Mi." She was quite confident.

Luo Qin's round cat eyes stared at the screen. Li Xu was quite similar to him in solo queuing. Apart from platooning among friends, the most annoying thing about playing games by himself was that his teammates were unreliable. Going it alone is more suitable for him.Of course, there is also his ego in it.

The route is from bottom right to top left, including the famous holy land of steel guns in "Survival Island" - military base, P city and G port.

This route - he likes it.The opportunity to raise KD delivered to your door, the favorite of gunmen.

Luo Qin stared at it intently, substituting where he was going to jump later, and hearing the sound of "boom" jumping off the plane, Li Xu jumped directly at the first stop of the route, the target military base.

There were several "dong dong" sounds in his ears, Luo Qin could guess that there were several teams at this stop, all of them rushing to fight, even without deliberately shifting his perspective.

It's lively.

"The military base is so lively." Li Xu licked his dry lips and began to shake his legs.

He's not excited, he's just nervous, he talks a lot when he's nervous, he mumbles to himself, "I'll go down to the left in a while, there's a small housing area over there, take a gun first Let’s talk about it.” He also marked a point in a decent manner.

"I haven't been on it for almost a month. I don't know if I can have better luck at the beginning. In short, just don't be Xiao □□ and □□."

"It's best to give more bullets. If it doesn't work, you can turn on the scatter to scare people first."

Li Xu estimated the escape route for each plan, wiped the sweat from his palms on his clothes carelessly, pushed the figure in front of his hands, and prepared to open the parachute and land.

As confident as a person is, reality slaps him in the face. Luo Qin looked at his shit-shoveling officer with a serious face, slowly, slowly, slowly drifting in the sky, and the more he drifted, the more he deviated from his original intention. fixed location...

Good guy, this fucking guy doesn't know how to skydive at all, he just floats straight forward!

The crackling gunshots below and the loud horns blare non-stop, accompanied by the passionate BGM, getting closer and closer to Li Xu aggressively.

Then "wow", the parachute opened, and it was still the red parachute given by the event.Li Xu hangs conspicuously in the sky like a free living target, the kind who won't escape, the sound of biubiu makes him fall to the ground, and there is only blood left.

What's more unfortunate is that he floated too far away, 40 meters away from the housing area he was going to, and 40 meters in the rain of bullets was not easy.As soon as he landed, he ran towards the place he punctuated. He was still fucking straight, and he ran in a straight line. He was killed by b/g on the road without any accident.

After 1 minute of opening, it landed directly into a box.

If you exit the game, thirty points will be directly deducted.

Li Xu: "..."

Luo Qin: "..."

"Accident." He was still shy enough to deceive the naive kitten, "I just got stuck and couldn't get over it." He also felt that it was boring to explain to the cat, and he couldn't understand anyway, so he just paved the steps for himself and complained: Why don’t you always fix the game bugs, and complain later, you have no gaming experience!”

"Mi." The cat gritted its teeth, why are you so dishonest and shameless!

The author says:

KD refers to the ratio of the number of kills to the number of kills (elimination)

Single four-row refers to one person (a group of four by default), not matching teammates.

The steel gun is the player who likes to fight and likes the frontal steel, and the Goufen is the player who lays down to save his life and ranks first.

Landing into a box is to be eliminated by the enemy within a short period of time after landing, and the characters in the game will become a box after being eliminated.

8. Big oranges are the most important (08)

◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎

This game: It feels bad.

Next round: Not enough sensitivity.

In short, as long as he is dead, Li Xu's reason will come.Looking at his appearance, Luo Qin couldn't help but think of one of his apprentices, who taught him hand in hand, and died suddenly at the beginning of the front and rear feet, always making people die unexpectedly.

"The tablet is so big." Exiting the settlement page, Li Xu shook his sweaty hands, and spontaneously found the last sentence: "It's completely inoperable."

Then I changed my mobile phone, and death still followed me everywhere.

Game N: "I'm going! I'm going!! They have a car! They hit me! Oh, I'm dead..." Standing on the main road, Li Xu, who had just landed on the ground and had not had time to search for supplies, was carried away .

Game N+1: "I can see this? Is it a hack? Otherwise, how would you know I'm hiding here?" Li Xu, who swaggered into the toilet, was shot to death, and looked at the settlement interface and questioned deeply. the fairness of the game.

Game N+2: "Forget it, it's normal to be beaten to death by four..."

The mouth is still quite hard.Luo Qin could clearly see that his teammate wasn't around at all, he was alone, and he was killed at [-]:[-].

Luo Qin: Light a cigarette.

After watching the game for several games, the mentality of the little cat has changed greatly. Who would have thought that it only took more than an hour to go from being full of interest at the beginning to being dull, to the current disillusionment.

Others can play a game for more than 30 minutes from beginning to end, but Li Xu—half the chance of landing into a box, half of the chance of living for 10 minutes, is the real thing.He even suspected that Li Xu was playing a skydiving game, he could jump six or seven in 10 minutes!

"I really don't have the experience of playing games when I meet the hang-ups." Li Xu sighed and laughed.

Hit you still use cheat?

It's really not Luo Qin's nonsense. In the scene of hiding in the toilet, Li Xu's eyes seemed to be used to vent his anger. There was a car parked on the side of the room, half of the red rear of the car was exposed, no matter how it looked, it must be someone.It's fine if he doesn't run away, and he hides in quite confidently. Do you really think everyone is blind?

The little kitten meowed, feeling that it was caught in the eyes.

Kneeling for a long time without any gaming experience, Li Xu made a decision directly, "The phone screen is too small, change the map for the next game. I still don't believe it!"

Why don't you believe it?You'd better believe it.Luo Qin is the master of the steel gun and steel trump card in "Island of Survival". Seeing him wobbling with a gun in the game, and he has to be stuck three times to enter a door, he guessed that he is a game idiot. It is the same for any picture. .

The new map is the well-known map of small land, small things and fat, commonly known as a man in three steps, a team in five steps, and a map of steel guns with materials and Chinese cabbage.

As soon as Li Xu landed, he had a full set, and Ou De himself cried out that he had seen a ghost.

"This turn