Big orange is the most important
Chapter 1: Don't take it seriously
Can this thing be blocked? Too good hearing is not necessarily a good thing.
Xiaoju turned over impatiently, turned from the outside to the inside, and faced Li Xu's sleeping brows - from the other's regular breathing to the rise and fall of the chest, the calm face and the smile at the corner of the mouth, without exception, the front of this guy was sleeping Thief is dead, maybe he is still having a sweet dream right now!
This quality of sleep is really... so good that Tachibana is jealous.
The little orange cat became a little dissatisfied for no reason, he stood up slowly, shook his hair, and stood in front of Li Xu, his green round pupils reflected the moonlight falling outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, covered with an indescribable mystery.Of course, if his orange fur could turn black, the effect might be better.
Luo Qin thought about something indiscriminately, fixed his eyes on Li Xu's "time is quiet" face, and subtly ground his crown and teeth, and then he slowly, slowly, with a kind of hunting caution The form stretched out its sinful claws towards Li Xu, 'pia', and poked it on Li Xu's forehead...
"Miu—" Don't you recognize the bed, just lie down and sleep?A dead straight man who can't speak!
"Miu—" The quality of sleep is so good, have you been a thief during the day?A moodless old bachelor!
"Miu--" I haven't settled the score with you yet, and I'm spitting on my face before going to bed, and someone is doing something?This pig with a long head but no brains!
Cat growls!
Taking advantage of Li Xu's deep sleepiness and inability to understand the cat's language, Luo Qin insisted on scolding him first.
The little pink bubbles that have piled up these days have long been punctured by the dead straight man one by two, and now Niu Coluju doesn't care about three seven and twenty one, and scolds him mercilessly first.
Originally cursing is a good way to decompress, but what is annoying is that no matter what Luo Qin babbles, the machine gun of the scolding is fired, and the moment he exits, only Mimi meows. The meowing sound in his innocent life, he gave Li Xu a pig's nose in anger on the spot, and the stupid match with Li Xu was perfect.
"Hmm..." Li Xu snorted softly.
It's fluffy sticking to the nose, it's very itchy.
He and Duke Zhou had a wonderful rendezvous, the boat was swaying and paddling on the lake, the master in his dream was docile and well-behaved, holding him between his hands and even screaming in a continuous tone, Li Xu hugged him in front of him, Xiao The orange cat would come up to him intimately, rubbing his cheeks and caressing his nose, really itching.
'Don't make trouble. As he said this, he opened his mouth and bit Xiaoju's ear that was close to his mouth, and reality also flicked casually, grabbed the culprit's claws against his nose to his mouth, and kissed him in a daze.
Luo Qin: "!!!"
Mimi mimi, woo woo woo woo!
At this moment, it was really not meowing by myself, nor was it furious complaints in my heart. The moment Luo Qin was kissed on his paws, there was only a frenzied repetitive noise clamoring, pounding with his heartbeat.
Sizzling, the mints fell into the stable Coke bottle, bubbles gurgled out of it, and then spouted from the mouth of the bottle unprepared - a wonderful chemical reaction, just like Luo Qin at this moment.
In a panic, he withdrew his paw from Li Xu's hand, and took two steps back like a vegetative who had just regained consciousness, his stiff rear foot stepped on the ground, and he fell straight to the ground.
"Hiss..." It hurts.The elbow hit the ground, and the pain went straight to the center of the brain. Luo Qin was not a person who couldn't bear the pain, but for a while, he still felt sore in his eyes.He cursed in a low voice, and was about to get up and rub his eyes to wipe away the disappointing tears, but the cat's paw that he raised in front of his eyes was a human hand that he hadn't seen for a long time, but it was a little shrunk.
The floor-to-ceiling windows borrowed the moonlight outside the window, barely showing his current appearance, a five or six-year-old kid who was still naked.
Luo Qin's brain exploded, and the feeling of being a little orange cat spread all over his body, and he was flustered and entangled - he couldn't really be a cat demon, could he? !
The author says:
I went to the xy small court, and I knelt down with my friends for several rounds of cha chicken. I was addicted to the game every day, and gradually forgot that the two cubs were still poking pink bubbles there...
14. Big oranges are the most important (14)
◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎
A smart little cat who can understand human language = everyone loves it.
A kitten with a fierce mouth and a face that shakes his face at every turn... Emmmm, I don't like it, and the most important thing is that it can grow from a cat to an adult = a monster.
"Oh my god—" The cat demon is actually me? !
Luo Qin opened his mouth, and as soon as he blurted out two words, he panicked and blocked his mouth.
He hadn't realized that he could speak human, and he didn't know if the volume was too loud to wake people up, so he immediately turned to look at Li Xu, who was sleeping like a pig on the bed—the shit shoveler, smash it, smash it, There is no reaction to the outside world.
"Fuck... I'm so scared to death." The five or six-year-old naked/g-butt kid finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the thought of help in his heart was numb, and he was afraid that he would be caught by Li Xu on the spot and go straight to the research institute the next day.
The floor was cold, the air conditioner was turned down again, and cold goosebumps popped up on my arms.When Luo Qin was a cat, he was wrapped in fluffy fur and was not afraid of the cold. When he was a human, he was especially naked. He got up from the ground and noticed that his body had shrunk. The body shape, the whole face is written all over.
"What the hell is the situation, it can't change so suddenly." He felt nothing with his feet, and he couldn't do anything about the sudden big change, and he couldn't stand upright like a bird, so he had to feel in the dark, Go to Li Xu's closet to pick up the striped shirt and put it on first.
Five or six-year-old milk doll, one meter tall, just pulling a short shirt in the closet would be exaggeratedly long, Luo Qin put on a suit, it looks empty like wearing a small skirt, which is even more frustrating It's the bottom - he's leaking air!
Unbelievingly, Luo Qin picked up Li Xu's underwear and compared it with himself. Not to mention the indescribable part in the front, there are two and a half of him in the waist alone. It's okay to put on one trouser leg, but the mother puts on another The trousers had to be tucked when walking, and he looked like a little bastard. He was so angry that he directly stuffed the trousers at the bottom of the drawer.
When Li Xu was at home, he never concealed his mobile phone password, so Luo Qin touched his mobile phone and entered it to unlock it. What should I do? !stupid nonsense.
Waiting for a series of novels whose names are very wrong.
Luo Qin: "?"
If he can even raise his beards in anger at this moment, and send two words silly/b forced to continue to slide down, he will not be serious after turning several pages. It is rare that there are a few decent ones, Going in at one point and commenting on it is all about waking up and moving bricks. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a master, etc. The reference value is infinitely equal to zero.
"What rubbish, it's useless." Luo Qin frowned, and pulled half of his face irritably. Before quitting, he didn't forget to clear Li Xu's search records, and put his phone back on the bedside table.
He had a round, bun-faced face that hadn't dissipated the baby's fat, stretched out his hands and lay flat on the bed, half-hanging on the mat like a salted fish, seven-point distressed and three-point entangled, and sighed softly to take a look Clock on the wall - 01:37.
what to do?Waiting for dawn?
Rochin intracranial demonstration.
— Could it be that when Li Xu woke up, he waved his paw and called me your cat?
—I'm afraid it will be regarded as a neuropathy.
— Or assuming Li Xuxin, a good cat suddenly turning into a human seems more terrifying than a living person popping up in an open space...
The milk doll shivered for a while, feeling even more helpless, and was filled with emotion for a moment—"It's better to continue to be a cat..."
The majority of netizens couldn't help, so he began to think about it by himself, constantly recalling how it changed.
"Touched Li Xu's mouth?" Luo Qin shifted his gaze, "I haven't touched it too often, why hasn't it changed?"
"Kiss the hand?" But even kissed the mouth and did not change.
The shit-shoveling officer who didn't know the troubles of his cat owner was rowing happily, hey hey from time to time, Luo Qin had no choice but to prepare for a live reenactment, and slowly pulled the mat to climb up.
The kitten is light and tight on the bed, and it doesn't weigh much. If you are an adult, you have to be careful, in case you wake up, you can't explain it clearly with eight mouths.
Luo Qin leaned in front of him, stretched out his small short hands to make a pig's nose with a tense face, and was directly pulled aside by Li Xu in his sleep.
Luo Qin: "..." How about a kiss?
The cat slave obviously has no feeling for human hands.
Luo Qin tried several times but was ruthlessly waved away, so he had to do it himself.Wrapping a small hand inside a big hand, he tried his best to reach muamuamua's mua to his lips several times, mua was lonely and even drool on the back of his hand.
"It's useless..." Could it be that Li Xu had to take the initiative?
Luo Qin went to poke Li Xu's face, and gritted his teeth to ask him to cooperate. A sleeping person can't hear it, but in his dream, he didn't know what happened. He smiled a little, like a pure 18K idiot batch.
"I'm having a spring/m dream with a yd smile on my face..." Luo Qin didn't have a few good words in his mouth.
"Heh," Li Xu turned his face to the side, and suddenly smiled and called the little orange cat's stupid name: "Mimi."
"Fuck—" called, why are you so affectionate?How disgusting!
Luo Qin suddenly felt hot behind his ears, soaring and hitting his face, his back trembled violently.
He bit his lower lip with his front teeth, in a trance, as if conscious of destiny, and unconsciously touched the top of his head with his hand, a pair of furry cat ears hidden in the hair just appeared out of thin air. There seems to be something unspeakable under the shirt...
Luo Qin: help me!
15. Big oranges are the most important (15)
◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎
In summer, the sun rises early, and there is a layer of orange light along the Beishan Mountain just after five o'clock.
The sharp horns were slightly exposed, and the rooster in the backyard couldn't wait to scream "Ooooh".
"Fuck...it's dawn so early?!" Luo Qin put on the 'big sack' that came along, covered his ears and tail, showing a sneaky look like a thief who just stole something .
He was terribly frightened throughout the night, not to mention taking a break to rest, he didn't dare to close his eyes casually, for fear that the closure would directly confess to him.
Li Xu's room is quite big, and it's okay to hide a cat, but it's just a dream to hide someone. Fortunately, there is a balcony where you can hide temporarily.
"Can you hide it? Forget it, just don't bump into your face directly." Luo Qin didn't bother to think about how the kitten opened the sliding door. Anyway, anything is better than hitting face to face.
Judging from Li Xu's usual sleep time, he would never get up until he lay down until ninety o'clock, and he could save some time for himself to see if he could change back at dawn.
Luo Qin's little boy played one set after another, but his behavior was quite pitiful, nestling in the corner of the balcony, written all over his face-weak, pitiful, and helpless without deception!
"Hey..." He sighed heavily.
What should I do?
——Cold salad.
——The key is to cool the salad for a long time, if you can't mix it, you will die!
Luo Qin really never thought that one day he would turn back into a human being, and the situation would be so fucking.He lowered his head and wiggled his toes in a daze, a disobedient cat's tail came out from under his shirt, and wobbled in front of his eyes restlessly.
The corner of Luo Qin's mouth twitched, and the ears on the top of his head trembled. Just trying to ignore the mutation on his body cost him half his life, especially when he heard the alarm clock from the room separated by a wall, the other half died. It is also suspended.
Li Xu was woken up by the sound of the mobile phone, and said something muffled, but Luo Qin didn't hear clearly.There was a rustling sound in the room, which sounded like getting up.
To the restroom?Luo Qin hoped that he was simply in a hurry to urinate, so he got up and went to the toilet and continued to sleep back to sleep. Unfortunately, the dream was soon shattered, and as Li Xu walked back and forth, his voice gradually became louder and lowered around the room. , I can even hear him calling himself "Mimi".
"Huh? That's weird." He even looked at the top of the closet, but couldn't find the shadow of his own little orange.
"Run away?" Li Xu looked around, calling his name several times but did not see Xiaoju, which was completely unusual.
He stepped forward and turned the doorknob, no problem, the door closed well, then turned his head to look at the balcony, the sliding door of the French window was also tightly closed.But the problem is that the room is so big, where can I hide?
Li Xu had to search carefully again, the sound of rummaging and calling for fame made Luo Qin on the balcony break out in cold sweat, like a reminder for his life.
"Stop yelling..." panicked, flustered.
Luo Qin moved his gaze down to his legs, which were still the feet of two human cubs. The orange tail that could make people's mind explode at any time was shaking happily.
He doesn't want to wag his tail now, he panics now!
"It's better to change in half than to remain unchanged..." The mother can't control how to change.God's indirect deafness has not been a problem for a day or two. Even if Luo Qin put his hands together and prayed for a long time, he completely ignored it.
Li Xu looked around and didn't even find a cat hair, so he was even more puzzled.
"On the balcony?" Footsteps came here.
Luo Qin struggled with each other, and when the door slid with a 'click', the deltoid latissimus dorsi, thigh muscles and abdominal muscles all trembled excitedly.
Fuck it!
Luo Qin was so frightened that he opened his mouth directly—"Miuu!" The milky cat meowed, and his shirt was pulled down to cover him.
"You really came outside." Li Xu picked up the cat owner who was still shaking, and sucked on him twice angrily, "Why are you shaking like this, is it cold or hot?"
Luo Qin: I was in a panic.
Li Xu turned up his shirt, revealing the panicked little orange cat inside.
Xiaoju pretended to be calm, and Mimi pretended to be stupid twice.
Li Xu looked at his tangled shirt, which was printed with a few black cat jio prints, and taught him with a stern face: "It's fine if you run out, and you're still playing so dirty?" He couldn't wear it anyway, so he just folded it Give Xiaoju a stepping stone twice.
Luo Qin blinked his round cat's eyes, and rubbed against his neck with an innocent face. The intimacy was like a young couple in love. The cat slave couldn't hold it.Li Xu didn't expect a cat to talk, and sighed half helplessly, half pampered, and took the jio back to be washed without complaint. Luo Qin, who was cleaned, still held his shirt and refused to let it go. It seemed that he liked it very much.
"Don't bite, don't bite, it's all dirty." Li Xu said to get him a new one, but Xiaoju still didn't cling to it, and refused to loosen it in his mouth. In the end, Li Xu compromised and agreed to take it out for him to wash alone, and then wash it clean. Give it to him, and only then did the master let go.
Li Xu laughed and scolded himself for finding a debt collector, who even wanted to rob him of his clothes.
16. Big oranges are the most important (16)
◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎
"Mi—hmm!" It's a joke, my grandfather has a lot of money, and the four figures in the closet are random, the young master of the contemporary rich family is really hammering, would he care about your dirty shirt? !
Luo Qin's beard trembled, his tail flicked behind him like a propeller ascending to the sky, and he looked like he was going to explode at any moment!Then... Li Xu pressed down: "Don't stick it up," it reached his chin, Li Xu pulled him aside, and said mercilessly: "Put the tail away, if it sticks up again, it will almost poke my mouth , I haven't brushed my teeth yet, and I don't have time to take a bath for you in the morning."
"Mi!" The filthy, debut kitten despises this very much, kicks his hind feet on his shirt in displeasure, and jumps to the ground with all his strength, his face is full of looks of letting him die away, angry Li Xu wanted to catch the cat again.
Li Xu had long felt that his cat master was too clever.Give a sweet jujube when you are happy, kiss and hug and hold it high. If you are upset, you can shake your face. To coax a cat, you have to give 180 million patience like coaxing a daughter-in-law. Otherwise, don’t even think about it. The key is still If you can understand people's words, the answer you give is still optional.
If you talk about the topic, he will be happy to answer it, Mimi, you will agree twice, if you don’t like the topic, hey!He just pretended to be thorough, relying on his own eyes to pretend to be stupid and cute, and from time to time he had to accept the dislike of his cat owner. It was really a rough life.
Li Xu sighed, held up his shirt and bent down to be a little boy: "All right, you are the master, I'll wash the little one for you now." Resigned to his fate, he went to wash the dirty clothes.
Luo Qin lay down on the bed to work as a supervisor, watched people take out the clothes to dry after washing, and then went back to the bathroom to clean himself up. After confirming that his whole body looked like a human being, he condescended to be hugged by him. In his arms, the word Jingui was vividly displayed.
Going downstairs, the old lady seemed to have been up for a long time, and she was stirring the stuffing with a basin.
"Grandma." Li Xu called her.
The old lady turned around, and when she saw someone approaching, she pulled her face, and said, "Why do you get up so early again?" She hurriedly put down the work in her hand, wiped the apron twice, her tone was half complaining and half distressed.
Li Xu giggled, "I can't sleep, let's see if I can help you. Besides, I don't get up early like you, and now I don't go to school during the summer vacation. It's not good to sleep so much every day. Don't you always say that you sleep more when you are young?" Become stupid?"
What he said, the little orange cat was the first to raise jio to refute, as if he was not the one who slept until noon when he was at home.As for being stupid or not?It is estimated that at Li Xu's level, his IQ will not drop to the bottom.
"You..." The old lady pretended to hit him with a rolling pin, "I didn't ask you to help me, what do you compare to an old woman, you young man, at my age I can't sleep even if I want to sleep."
"Then I'll get used to it in advance."
Li Xu was not afraid of being beaten, so he leaned over to watch with a playful smile: "Grandma is making stuffing, eating dumplings?"
"Eat, Yu girl said that the teacher in the cram school has something to do, so I will take a day off today, and I will move everything to tomorrow for tomorrow. I haven't eaten dumplings for a long time, so I made some meat."
Li Xu hurriedly asked: "Is there anything I like?"
"Yes, yes, when it comes to eating, your eyes will shine...Don't look at the pot, your corn and pork mix is ready, and it's in the refrigerator. This is fresh shrimp and pork. Yu girl asked for it by name."
Li Xule, Long Live Long Live screamed like a repeater, holding up his kitten and shaking it in front of the old lady, who was patted aside by the shaking old lady, telling him not to get the cat hair in it.Luo Qin, who was forced to jump in the air for a while, also nodded in agreement, and as soon as he was put down, he consciously leaned against the old lady, the big Buddha, seeking stability.
The old lady grew up in the countryside since she was a child, and she has seen the most cats and dogs, but most of the wild ones are fierce, and most of the domestic ones don't like to get close to outsiders, and when they meet Luo Qin, they will stick them in front of others. , I'm also happy, touching my head can also get the soft rubbing and meowing of the little orange cat.
"Oh, this kitten is so cute."
As soon as the old lady stretched out her hand, Luo Qin obediently stood on her palm and said "Miu" to her chest. Meow in love.
The short-tempered domesticated young master also showed his charm in a timely manner when facing the friendly old lady. It didn't take long for the old lady to ruthlessly send her grandson to be an artificial mixer, and happily wanted to go out for a walk with the little orange cat in her arms Looking around, Li Xu was so greedy, Erkang's hands behind him - "Grandma! Didn't you just say that there is no one to help?"
"It's a good thing for young people to do more work." The upright old lady who was licking the cat waved her sleeves without taking away a cloud, and asked him to stir it evenly before going home to check and accept.
At the same time, the migrant worker who lost his cat and grandmother looked at a pot of stuffing, and could only spurn his own sister, and insisted on eating dumplings if it was not good to eat, he deserved it!
Li Xu thought that this was already the low point of his family status, but he never expected that Li Xiaoyu, who was sleeping on eleven o'clock and went out to look for food with his head flattened, his eyes lit up when he saw him.
Li Xu said: "Hey, don't, although we haven't seen each other for more than half a year, but our relationship... I'll go!" Seeing stars in her eyes, she went straight to Xiaoju without looking at herself.
"Mi——" Luo Qin was also taken aback by the appearance of this hungry tiger. Fortunately, he has been a cat for so long. As soon as his eyes widened, he made a round mian, and his worthless sister became dizzy. I couldn't find anything, "Mengmeng! I'm dead! Hallelujah! Is this heaven?!" The whole first floor was full of her howling.
Li Xu covered her ears and gave her a blank stare, saying that she was worthless, and that she chose to forget her stupid appearance when she sucked cats.
Grandma even prepared a place for Luo Qin during the meal. Li Xiaoyu, the ghost who protects food for thousands of years, didn't keep the first bite of the dumplings for himself, but solemnly placed them in front of the little orange cat, with eyes all over his face. hope.
Luo Qin from "Family Treasure" approached gracefully, sniffed it, but didn't touch it.
Li Xiaoyu was puzzled: "Fresh shrimp, don't you like it?" Suspecting that the little cat didn't see the stuffing, Li Xiaoyu deliberately poked open the dumpling skin with chopsticks, revealing the big shrimp inside. move.
"Hmph." Li Xu, the real imperial excrement shovel officer, snorted coldly. Facing his sister's cold eyes, he picked a white and fat dumpling from his own bowl—the dumpling skin was rolled out by hand and was the size of a human palm. , one can top the outside three.
I saw him dipping it into the bowl of cold water confidently, and after most of the heat dissipated, he put it in front of the little orange cat. He poked it, left and right, and pulled it out, revealing the pork filling.The cold water soaked it well, the meat inside was not hot, and the entrance was just right. Seeing Luo Qin lowered his head to eat, he raised his eyebrows very proudly, his eyes were full of writing and he looked at it carefully.
Li Xiaoyu: "???"
What is her brother doing...?Why do you have to compare yourself to feeding a cat, and it's not his wife who feeds it, so what? !
17. Big oranges are the most important (17)
◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎
It is said that brothers and sisters were enemies in the previous life, and in this life they have two choices, either to be close or to live forever.
Li Xiaoyu's unexplained competitive heart suddenly rose, and she smiled contemptuously at her brother, and Li Xu, who was smiling straight away, looked at her as if she was looking at a big fool.
I saw that she picked up a dumpling and didn't eat it. She just blew on it, and the dumpling skins were all dry, and they were going to be put on Luo Qin's plate when they were too cold.
"Wait!" Li Xu's eyeballs were about to come out, and he stopped her: "What are you doing?"
Idiot question... Li Xiaoyu snorted, "I'm blind, I'll feed the cat, go to the side and don't get in the way."
To say that the two brothers and sisters are also strange, they can still have a bit of brother-sister affection when chatting away from the busy mountains and rivers. When they really meet, they are like chopping wires with a kitchen knife. Except for sparks, they are electricity.
"Please save me." Li Xu pushed back her chopsticks resolutely, and educated science with righteous words: "Don't you know that cats can't eat human food? Salt, sugar and other seasonings will be harmful to them. Kidneys can cause bad effects. It looks like someone who usually doesn’t search on Baidu.”
Although there is no major problem in this aspect with the indestructible King Kong breed like the orange cat, when Li Xu is holding it, it is quite serious.
"Huh?" Li Xiaoyu made such a voice out of his throat, looking at the dumplings on the plate, he was not convinced: "Then what are you?" Are you still treating them differently?
"I told you that you don't understand," Li Xu straightened his back, and said honestly, "I've already calculated it. This is just the amount you can take in a day, and your excess is added."
"..." Excess you bastard, fool, keep fooling!
Li Xiaoyu has never left the countryside since she was born, and there are always dozens of cats under the claws of the devil, not to mention hundreds or thousands.
She slapped her brother away ruthlessly with raised eyebrows, "Rang Rang—" With a smile on her face, she squeezed to Luo Qin's side, as attentive as a little maid next to the queen, "Come on Mimi, try my , Mine is shrimp and seafood, twice as delicious as his!" By the way, he pushed aside the corn and pork dumplings and moved his fresh shrimp dumplings.
"You still pick my dumplings!" My brother hit me hard, "Do you believe that he won't eat you? Li Xiaoyu, I advise you not to humiliate yourself!"
Li Xiaoyu told him to slack off, not to affect his appetite.
With the little girl's scorching eyes on his head, Luo Qin swallowed. It's not that he didn't want to show face, but...Looking at the dumpling covered with Li Xiaoyu's "love saliva", he didn't even want to move his nose to it Smell... Seeing the little orange cat stagger her love, the little girl was completely shocked.
My brother bent over laughing, slapped her legs and stomped her feet in an imageless manner, and hit her: "I told you that the intake is enough, let's see if you don't eat, I don't know what our Mimi looks like." Can you not know?"
I bother! "The little man succeeds!"
Li Xu proudly touched Xiaoju's fluffy ears, fiddled with them back and forth in a circle, and smiled sideways: "Also, why do you blow it with your mouth when you let it cool? Our family, let's calculate it It's a Virgo, cleanliness is worse than humans, let alone yours, he even hates his own saliva."
The corner of Luo Qin's mouth was twitched violently by Shenben, and he suddenly wanted to bite someone.
The little girl was also tickled by her brother's anger. Holding up her chopsticks, a family battle for pets was about to break out, and her grandmother had to come out to mediate.
"Okay, okay, you're in your twenties, and you're still arguing with your sister." The old lady smoothed things over, and hurriedly brought up the trump card that Li Xiaoyu had prepared a few days ago.
Li Xu had an exaggerated expression on his face, "There is still a trump card, why?"
What else can it be, of course it is a lie to the cat.
The two brothers and sisters don't know what their physiques are, anyway, they have never been liked by cats and dogs since they were young.
Li Xu was more reserved when he was a child, he didn’t force him if he didn’t want to get close, and he squatted in a small corner eagerly watching people pet cats. He has developed a good ability to catch cats with one hand.
The little girl was quite confident, "I have tried it all, no cat can refuse such a temptation!"
"Mi—" What, what, Luo Qin also became curious.
Li Xu's heart shuddered, and he thought it was some kind of magical black technology that could absorb cat water, but the girl took out a bag of cat food for a long time, and her eyes were full of pride. cat food.
Cat food... It's a very familiar cat food. It seems that his family still has two big bags of ashes at home.
Li Xu persuaded the silly sister again: "In fact, one time is enough to humiliate yourself..."
"If you can't talk, don't talk!" Li Xiaoyu slapped her chest and shook her fingers: "Jealous! But it's not an egg."
This cat food is imported, 450 yuan is only 2 pounds, and the breed cats raised by her best friend's family only occasionally improve their meals and eat this.
Of course, this is indeed a delicacy for real kittens, but for Luo Qin, cat food-will call it the goodbye series.
This time Li Xiaoyu poured food into his plate, and as soon as the cat food sounded "哗啦", Xiaoju jumped out. Li Xu, who was always paying attention to him, stretched out his hand and copied it. In her arms, she said obediently, "Miu."
Sister: "..." Weeping.
The two concubines won an overwhelming victory in their competition for the favor of Concubine Xu. Seeing her own brother finish cooking happily and then borrow the kitchen to cook cat food, Li Xiaoyu finally couldn't help but get angry beside him: "Brother, I didn't expect you Quite gracious."
Some people are good-looking even when they get cheap. Li Xuxiao's style is affectionate, and the appearance of rubbing Xiaoju is three points affectionate and six points affectionate, and there is still a little helplessness of being stuck: "No way, whoever makes Mimi like me to do it What about the food?"
With a lingering ending and a lingering tone, Luo Qin almost swallowed the shredded chicken without chewing it.
From the bottom of my heart, this brother and sister are a bit seriously ill, it's better to stay away, it will affect the appetite.
Li Xiaoyu grabbed him by the braid, "Brother, it's not good to be like this. After you have a girlfriend, what should you do if your girlfriend is jealous?"
Li Xu didn't panic in the slightest, and he was able to make up a story and open his mouth: "What kind of girlfriend will I have? I made an agreement with our family Mimi early in the morning, and we will get married when he becomes a master—oh, I didn't tell you? Forgot to forget Yes, remember to take the money with you when the time comes."
Li Xiaoyu: "..."
Luo Qin: "..." Now he can't eat anymore.
Li Xu's words are completely flattering, but he is a contemporary "cat demon" who has changed from a human to a cat, and from a cat to a human again. He really hears it and panics in his heart.
Naturally, Li Xiaoyu also knew of his elder brother's unethical behavior, seeing Xiaoju picked up on the spot when he was full and going back to his room.
"Hey, why are you going? Steal someone's wife if you can't cheat?"
He really said these two words fluently, Li Xiaoyu gritted his teeth and smiled, and paused every word: "Cultivate and cultivate a relationship with my future sister-in-law."
"Then you drag it down, don't drop your sister-in-law."
Li Xiaoyu staggered, almost fell on the stairs, and hugged Luo Qin resignedly.
As for me... the little cat who has the title of Li Xu's daughter-in-law chooses to play dead, ababa aba, and gradually becomes demented.
——The little cat doesn’t understand anything, and the little cat doesn’t know what the cat demon wife is. Jio's heart is numb and hot, Yaoshou!
18. Big oranges are the most important (18)
◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎
Li Xiaoyu's room is much more crowded than Li Xu's, it's not that the square is smaller, it's just that this girl likes to move everything into her room, put two books on the left side, and two dolls on the right side, it's okay to pile them up It's easy to get a seat.
"Mimi~" Li Xiaoyu's mood improved a lot as soon as she entered her territory.
The attribute of a cat slave is the attribute of a cat slave. I am still pawing at my feet, and I have to find a place for Luo Qin to stay.Li Xiaoyu laughed and danced while hugging him, tossing and turning briskly around the room, finally found a swivel chair for him to sit on.
Luo Qin: "Mi~"
The cat jiojio pressed twice on the water cushion, and when he stepped on it, there was a small dent. As the small bubbles in the water cushion gurgled and moved, Luo Qin stepped on it slowly, as relaxed as a cruise with his tail, and finally sat down. In the middle, the one who gave me face made a beep, and was so soft and cute.
Li Xiaoyu covered her face: "..." Help, help, help!Have been cute!
A girl's room is nothing more than a few types, the walls are covered with handsome photos of contemporary idols, colorful magazines are bought in series on the bookcase, there are still unfinished snacks on the table, the mouth is wide open there, sweet The fragrance wafts straight into the nose.
Luo Qin raised his two front paws, and half-stands, sniffing in the air.
I always feel that this smell smells very familiar.
"That's sweet-scented osmanthus cake." Li Xiaoyu Qian reminded Wan Wan to tell Li Xu not to forget the big treasure.
She is obviously much more relaxed than Li Xu when it comes to snacks. Seeing the little orange cat looking at the bag, she immediately tore the bag, broke off a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and handed it to him, "Try it? I don't even have my brother. Give."
Luo Qin had eaten it before, and was a little coveted about this mouthful.
I don't know if it's the nature of the orange cat or he is growing his body. Recently, I always feel that my appetite is getting bigger and bigger. I can eat snacks on my front feet after eating. Even those small snacks are too tempting.
The pink triangular nose twitched, and when Xiaoju opened her mouth, she showed her side fangs. Li Xiaoyu's fingers trembled, fearing that she would be bitten and had to go to the hospital for vaccination. He bit a small horn on his chest, and he was so obedient.
When he chews, he chews on his side, his beard vibrates when he tries hard, his ears curl up from time to time, and when he bounces, he is soft and soft, with a cute face.
Watching cute little animals eat is undoubtedly a kind of enjoyment. If Li Xiaoyu didn't worry that he didn't know Luo Qin very well, and there was a risk of being bitten, she would have wished to pounce on it right now and bury it in Xiaoju's body. Take two puffs on the belly.
"Ding dong——" the phone rang, and the scenery was terrible.
Li Xiaoyu didn't bother to look at it, her eyes were full of the fluffy cat dumpling in front of her.
"Ding dong—" there was another sound.
Li Xiaoyu continued to be spam, completely ignoring it.
After that, it was like setting off firecrackers, Li Xiaoyu's face was full of black lines, and Luo Qin looked at the voice from time to time.
Li Xiaoyu: "..."
Damn it, Li Xiaoyu almost dumped 18 yuan from the NPC who sent the message.
I don't know which little bastard it is, usually my mobile phone sticks
Xiaoju turned over impatiently, turned from the outside to the inside, and faced Li Xu's sleeping brows - from the other's regular breathing to the rise and fall of the chest, the calm face and the smile at the corner of the mouth, without exception, the front of this guy was sleeping Thief is dead, maybe he is still having a sweet dream right now!
This quality of sleep is really... so good that Tachibana is jealous.
The little orange cat became a little dissatisfied for no reason, he stood up slowly, shook his hair, and stood in front of Li Xu, his green round pupils reflected the moonlight falling outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, covered with an indescribable mystery.Of course, if his orange fur could turn black, the effect might be better.
Luo Qin thought about something indiscriminately, fixed his eyes on Li Xu's "time is quiet" face, and subtly ground his crown and teeth, and then he slowly, slowly, with a kind of hunting caution The form stretched out its sinful claws towards Li Xu, 'pia', and poked it on Li Xu's forehead...
"Miu—" Don't you recognize the bed, just lie down and sleep?A dead straight man who can't speak!
"Miu—" The quality of sleep is so good, have you been a thief during the day?A moodless old bachelor!
"Miu--" I haven't settled the score with you yet, and I'm spitting on my face before going to bed, and someone is doing something?This pig with a long head but no brains!
Cat growls!
Taking advantage of Li Xu's deep sleepiness and inability to understand the cat's language, Luo Qin insisted on scolding him first.
The little pink bubbles that have piled up these days have long been punctured by the dead straight man one by two, and now Niu Coluju doesn't care about three seven and twenty one, and scolds him mercilessly first.
Originally cursing is a good way to decompress, but what is annoying is that no matter what Luo Qin babbles, the machine gun of the scolding is fired, and the moment he exits, only Mimi meows. The meowing sound in his innocent life, he gave Li Xu a pig's nose in anger on the spot, and the stupid match with Li Xu was perfect.
"Hmm..." Li Xu snorted softly.
It's fluffy sticking to the nose, it's very itchy.
He and Duke Zhou had a wonderful rendezvous, the boat was swaying and paddling on the lake, the master in his dream was docile and well-behaved, holding him between his hands and even screaming in a continuous tone, Li Xu hugged him in front of him, Xiao The orange cat would come up to him intimately, rubbing his cheeks and caressing his nose, really itching.
'Don't make trouble. As he said this, he opened his mouth and bit Xiaoju's ear that was close to his mouth, and reality also flicked casually, grabbed the culprit's claws against his nose to his mouth, and kissed him in a daze.
Luo Qin: "!!!"
Mimi mimi, woo woo woo woo!
At this moment, it was really not meowing by myself, nor was it furious complaints in my heart. The moment Luo Qin was kissed on his paws, there was only a frenzied repetitive noise clamoring, pounding with his heartbeat.
Sizzling, the mints fell into the stable Coke bottle, bubbles gurgled out of it, and then spouted from the mouth of the bottle unprepared - a wonderful chemical reaction, just like Luo Qin at this moment.
In a panic, he withdrew his paw from Li Xu's hand, and took two steps back like a vegetative who had just regained consciousness, his stiff rear foot stepped on the ground, and he fell straight to the ground.
"Hiss..." It hurts.The elbow hit the ground, and the pain went straight to the center of the brain. Luo Qin was not a person who couldn't bear the pain, but for a while, he still felt sore in his eyes.He cursed in a low voice, and was about to get up and rub his eyes to wipe away the disappointing tears, but the cat's paw that he raised in front of his eyes was a human hand that he hadn't seen for a long time, but it was a little shrunk.
The floor-to-ceiling windows borrowed the moonlight outside the window, barely showing his current appearance, a five or six-year-old kid who was still naked.
Luo Qin's brain exploded, and the feeling of being a little orange cat spread all over his body, and he was flustered and entangled - he couldn't really be a cat demon, could he? !
The author says:
I went to the xy small court, and I knelt down with my friends for several rounds of cha chicken. I was addicted to the game every day, and gradually forgot that the two cubs were still poking pink bubbles there...
14. Big oranges are the most important (14)
◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎
A smart little cat who can understand human language = everyone loves it.
A kitten with a fierce mouth and a face that shakes his face at every turn... Emmmm, I don't like it, and the most important thing is that it can grow from a cat to an adult = a monster.
"Oh my god—" The cat demon is actually me? !
Luo Qin opened his mouth, and as soon as he blurted out two words, he panicked and blocked his mouth.
He hadn't realized that he could speak human, and he didn't know if the volume was too loud to wake people up, so he immediately turned to look at Li Xu, who was sleeping like a pig on the bed—the shit shoveler, smash it, smash it, There is no reaction to the outside world.
"Fuck... I'm so scared to death." The five or six-year-old naked/g-butt kid finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the thought of help in his heart was numb, and he was afraid that he would be caught by Li Xu on the spot and go straight to the research institute the next day.
The floor was cold, the air conditioner was turned down again, and cold goosebumps popped up on my arms.When Luo Qin was a cat, he was wrapped in fluffy fur and was not afraid of the cold. When he was a human, he was especially naked. He got up from the ground and noticed that his body had shrunk. The body shape, the whole face is written all over.
"What the hell is the situation, it can't change so suddenly." He felt nothing with his feet, and he couldn't do anything about the sudden big change, and he couldn't stand upright like a bird, so he had to feel in the dark, Go to Li Xu's closet to pick up the striped shirt and put it on first.
Five or six-year-old milk doll, one meter tall, just pulling a short shirt in the closet would be exaggeratedly long, Luo Qin put on a suit, it looks empty like wearing a small skirt, which is even more frustrating It's the bottom - he's leaking air!
Unbelievingly, Luo Qin picked up Li Xu's underwear and compared it with himself. Not to mention the indescribable part in the front, there are two and a half of him in the waist alone. It's okay to put on one trouser leg, but the mother puts on another The trousers had to be tucked when walking, and he looked like a little bastard. He was so angry that he directly stuffed the trousers at the bottom of the drawer.
When Li Xu was at home, he never concealed his mobile phone password, so Luo Qin touched his mobile phone and entered it to unlock it. What should I do? !stupid nonsense.
Waiting for a series of novels whose names are very wrong.
Luo Qin: "?"
If he can even raise his beards in anger at this moment, and send two words silly/b forced to continue to slide down, he will not be serious after turning several pages. It is rare that there are a few decent ones, Going in at one point and commenting on it is all about waking up and moving bricks. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a master, etc. The reference value is infinitely equal to zero.
"What rubbish, it's useless." Luo Qin frowned, and pulled half of his face irritably. Before quitting, he didn't forget to clear Li Xu's search records, and put his phone back on the bedside table.
He had a round, bun-faced face that hadn't dissipated the baby's fat, stretched out his hands and lay flat on the bed, half-hanging on the mat like a salted fish, seven-point distressed and three-point entangled, and sighed softly to take a look Clock on the wall - 01:37.
what to do?Waiting for dawn?
Rochin intracranial demonstration.
— Could it be that when Li Xu woke up, he waved his paw and called me your cat?
—I'm afraid it will be regarded as a neuropathy.
— Or assuming Li Xuxin, a good cat suddenly turning into a human seems more terrifying than a living person popping up in an open space...
The milk doll shivered for a while, feeling even more helpless, and was filled with emotion for a moment—"It's better to continue to be a cat..."
The majority of netizens couldn't help, so he began to think about it by himself, constantly recalling how it changed.
"Touched Li Xu's mouth?" Luo Qin shifted his gaze, "I haven't touched it too often, why hasn't it changed?"
"Kiss the hand?" But even kissed the mouth and did not change.
The shit-shoveling officer who didn't know the troubles of his cat owner was rowing happily, hey hey from time to time, Luo Qin had no choice but to prepare for a live reenactment, and slowly pulled the mat to climb up.
The kitten is light and tight on the bed, and it doesn't weigh much. If you are an adult, you have to be careful, in case you wake up, you can't explain it clearly with eight mouths.
Luo Qin leaned in front of him, stretched out his small short hands to make a pig's nose with a tense face, and was directly pulled aside by Li Xu in his sleep.
Luo Qin: "..." How about a kiss?
The cat slave obviously has no feeling for human hands.
Luo Qin tried several times but was ruthlessly waved away, so he had to do it himself.Wrapping a small hand inside a big hand, he tried his best to reach muamuamua's mua to his lips several times, mua was lonely and even drool on the back of his hand.
"It's useless..." Could it be that Li Xu had to take the initiative?
Luo Qin went to poke Li Xu's face, and gritted his teeth to ask him to cooperate. A sleeping person can't hear it, but in his dream, he didn't know what happened. He smiled a little, like a pure 18K idiot batch.
"I'm having a spring/m dream with a yd smile on my face..." Luo Qin didn't have a few good words in his mouth.
"Heh," Li Xu turned his face to the side, and suddenly smiled and called the little orange cat's stupid name: "Mimi."
"Fuck—" called, why are you so affectionate?How disgusting!
Luo Qin suddenly felt hot behind his ears, soaring and hitting his face, his back trembled violently.
He bit his lower lip with his front teeth, in a trance, as if conscious of destiny, and unconsciously touched the top of his head with his hand, a pair of furry cat ears hidden in the hair just appeared out of thin air. There seems to be something unspeakable under the shirt...
Luo Qin: help me!
15. Big oranges are the most important (15)
◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎
In summer, the sun rises early, and there is a layer of orange light along the Beishan Mountain just after five o'clock.
The sharp horns were slightly exposed, and the rooster in the backyard couldn't wait to scream "Ooooh".
"Fuck...it's dawn so early?!" Luo Qin put on the 'big sack' that came along, covered his ears and tail, showing a sneaky look like a thief who just stole something .
He was terribly frightened throughout the night, not to mention taking a break to rest, he didn't dare to close his eyes casually, for fear that the closure would directly confess to him.
Li Xu's room is quite big, and it's okay to hide a cat, but it's just a dream to hide someone. Fortunately, there is a balcony where you can hide temporarily.
"Can you hide it? Forget it, just don't bump into your face directly." Luo Qin didn't bother to think about how the kitten opened the sliding door. Anyway, anything is better than hitting face to face.
Judging from Li Xu's usual sleep time, he would never get up until he lay down until ninety o'clock, and he could save some time for himself to see if he could change back at dawn.
Luo Qin's little boy played one set after another, but his behavior was quite pitiful, nestling in the corner of the balcony, written all over his face-weak, pitiful, and helpless without deception!
"Hey..." He sighed heavily.
What should I do?
——Cold salad.
——The key is to cool the salad for a long time, if you can't mix it, you will die!
Luo Qin really never thought that one day he would turn back into a human being, and the situation would be so fucking.He lowered his head and wiggled his toes in a daze, a disobedient cat's tail came out from under his shirt, and wobbled in front of his eyes restlessly.
The corner of Luo Qin's mouth twitched, and the ears on the top of his head trembled. Just trying to ignore the mutation on his body cost him half his life, especially when he heard the alarm clock from the room separated by a wall, the other half died. It is also suspended.
Li Xu was woken up by the sound of the mobile phone, and said something muffled, but Luo Qin didn't hear clearly.There was a rustling sound in the room, which sounded like getting up.
To the restroom?Luo Qin hoped that he was simply in a hurry to urinate, so he got up and went to the toilet and continued to sleep back to sleep. Unfortunately, the dream was soon shattered, and as Li Xu walked back and forth, his voice gradually became louder and lowered around the room. , I can even hear him calling himself "Mimi".
"Huh? That's weird." He even looked at the top of the closet, but couldn't find the shadow of his own little orange.
"Run away?" Li Xu looked around, calling his name several times but did not see Xiaoju, which was completely unusual.
He stepped forward and turned the doorknob, no problem, the door closed well, then turned his head to look at the balcony, the sliding door of the French window was also tightly closed.But the problem is that the room is so big, where can I hide?
Li Xu had to search carefully again, the sound of rummaging and calling for fame made Luo Qin on the balcony break out in cold sweat, like a reminder for his life.
"Stop yelling..." panicked, flustered.
Luo Qin moved his gaze down to his legs, which were still the feet of two human cubs. The orange tail that could make people's mind explode at any time was shaking happily.
He doesn't want to wag his tail now, he panics now!
"It's better to change in half than to remain unchanged..." The mother can't control how to change.God's indirect deafness has not been a problem for a day or two. Even if Luo Qin put his hands together and prayed for a long time, he completely ignored it.
Li Xu looked around and didn't even find a cat hair, so he was even more puzzled.
"On the balcony?" Footsteps came here.
Luo Qin struggled with each other, and when the door slid with a 'click', the deltoid latissimus dorsi, thigh muscles and abdominal muscles all trembled excitedly.
Fuck it!
Luo Qin was so frightened that he opened his mouth directly—"Miuu!" The milky cat meowed, and his shirt was pulled down to cover him.
"You really came outside." Li Xu picked up the cat owner who was still shaking, and sucked on him twice angrily, "Why are you shaking like this, is it cold or hot?"
Luo Qin: I was in a panic.
Li Xu turned up his shirt, revealing the panicked little orange cat inside.
Xiaoju pretended to be calm, and Mimi pretended to be stupid twice.
Li Xu looked at his tangled shirt, which was printed with a few black cat jio prints, and taught him with a stern face: "It's fine if you run out, and you're still playing so dirty?" He couldn't wear it anyway, so he just folded it Give Xiaoju a stepping stone twice.
Luo Qin blinked his round cat's eyes, and rubbed against his neck with an innocent face. The intimacy was like a young couple in love. The cat slave couldn't hold it.Li Xu didn't expect a cat to talk, and sighed half helplessly, half pampered, and took the jio back to be washed without complaint. Luo Qin, who was cleaned, still held his shirt and refused to let it go. It seemed that he liked it very much.
"Don't bite, don't bite, it's all dirty." Li Xu said to get him a new one, but Xiaoju still didn't cling to it, and refused to loosen it in his mouth. In the end, Li Xu compromised and agreed to take it out for him to wash alone, and then wash it clean. Give it to him, and only then did the master let go.
Li Xu laughed and scolded himself for finding a debt collector, who even wanted to rob him of his clothes.
16. Big oranges are the most important (16)
◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎
"Mi—hmm!" It's a joke, my grandfather has a lot of money, and the four figures in the closet are random, the young master of the contemporary rich family is really hammering, would he care about your dirty shirt? !
Luo Qin's beard trembled, his tail flicked behind him like a propeller ascending to the sky, and he looked like he was going to explode at any moment!Then... Li Xu pressed down: "Don't stick it up," it reached his chin, Li Xu pulled him aside, and said mercilessly: "Put the tail away, if it sticks up again, it will almost poke my mouth , I haven't brushed my teeth yet, and I don't have time to take a bath for you in the morning."
"Mi!" The filthy, debut kitten despises this very much, kicks his hind feet on his shirt in displeasure, and jumps to the ground with all his strength, his face is full of looks of letting him die away, angry Li Xu wanted to catch the cat again.
Li Xu had long felt that his cat master was too clever.Give a sweet jujube when you are happy, kiss and hug and hold it high. If you are upset, you can shake your face. To coax a cat, you have to give 180 million patience like coaxing a daughter-in-law. Otherwise, don’t even think about it. The key is still If you can understand people's words, the answer you give is still optional.
If you talk about the topic, he will be happy to answer it, Mimi, you will agree twice, if you don’t like the topic, hey!He just pretended to be thorough, relying on his own eyes to pretend to be stupid and cute, and from time to time he had to accept the dislike of his cat owner. It was really a rough life.
Li Xu sighed, held up his shirt and bent down to be a little boy: "All right, you are the master, I'll wash the little one for you now." Resigned to his fate, he went to wash the dirty clothes.
Luo Qin lay down on the bed to work as a supervisor, watched people take out the clothes to dry after washing, and then went back to the bathroom to clean himself up. After confirming that his whole body looked like a human being, he condescended to be hugged by him. In his arms, the word Jingui was vividly displayed.
Going downstairs, the old lady seemed to have been up for a long time, and she was stirring the stuffing with a basin.
"Grandma." Li Xu called her.
The old lady turned around, and when she saw someone approaching, she pulled her face, and said, "Why do you get up so early again?" She hurriedly put down the work in her hand, wiped the apron twice, her tone was half complaining and half distressed.
Li Xu giggled, "I can't sleep, let's see if I can help you. Besides, I don't get up early like you, and now I don't go to school during the summer vacation. It's not good to sleep so much every day. Don't you always say that you sleep more when you are young?" Become stupid?"
What he said, the little orange cat was the first to raise jio to refute, as if he was not the one who slept until noon when he was at home.As for being stupid or not?It is estimated that at Li Xu's level, his IQ will not drop to the bottom.
"You..." The old lady pretended to hit him with a rolling pin, "I didn't ask you to help me, what do you compare to an old woman, you young man, at my age I can't sleep even if I want to sleep."
"Then I'll get used to it in advance."
Li Xu was not afraid of being beaten, so he leaned over to watch with a playful smile: "Grandma is making stuffing, eating dumplings?"
"Eat, Yu girl said that the teacher in the cram school has something to do, so I will take a day off today, and I will move everything to tomorrow for tomorrow. I haven't eaten dumplings for a long time, so I made some meat."
Li Xu hurriedly asked: "Is there anything I like?"
"Yes, yes, when it comes to eating, your eyes will shine...Don't look at the pot, your corn and pork mix is ready, and it's in the refrigerator. This is fresh shrimp and pork. Yu girl asked for it by name."
Li Xule, Long Live Long Live screamed like a repeater, holding up his kitten and shaking it in front of the old lady, who was patted aside by the shaking old lady, telling him not to get the cat hair in it.Luo Qin, who was forced to jump in the air for a while, also nodded in agreement, and as soon as he was put down, he consciously leaned against the old lady, the big Buddha, seeking stability.
The old lady grew up in the countryside since she was a child, and she has seen the most cats and dogs, but most of the wild ones are fierce, and most of the domestic ones don't like to get close to outsiders, and when they meet Luo Qin, they will stick them in front of others. , I'm also happy, touching my head can also get the soft rubbing and meowing of the little orange cat.
"Oh, this kitten is so cute."
As soon as the old lady stretched out her hand, Luo Qin obediently stood on her palm and said "Miu" to her chest. Meow in love.
The short-tempered domesticated young master also showed his charm in a timely manner when facing the friendly old lady. It didn't take long for the old lady to ruthlessly send her grandson to be an artificial mixer, and happily wanted to go out for a walk with the little orange cat in her arms Looking around, Li Xu was so greedy, Erkang's hands behind him - "Grandma! Didn't you just say that there is no one to help?"
"It's a good thing for young people to do more work." The upright old lady who was licking the cat waved her sleeves without taking away a cloud, and asked him to stir it evenly before going home to check and accept.
At the same time, the migrant worker who lost his cat and grandmother looked at a pot of stuffing, and could only spurn his own sister, and insisted on eating dumplings if it was not good to eat, he deserved it!
Li Xu thought that this was already the low point of his family status, but he never expected that Li Xiaoyu, who was sleeping on eleven o'clock and went out to look for food with his head flattened, his eyes lit up when he saw him.
Li Xu said: "Hey, don't, although we haven't seen each other for more than half a year, but our relationship... I'll go!" Seeing stars in her eyes, she went straight to Xiaoju without looking at herself.
"Mi——" Luo Qin was also taken aback by the appearance of this hungry tiger. Fortunately, he has been a cat for so long. As soon as his eyes widened, he made a round mian, and his worthless sister became dizzy. I couldn't find anything, "Mengmeng! I'm dead! Hallelujah! Is this heaven?!" The whole first floor was full of her howling.
Li Xu covered her ears and gave her a blank stare, saying that she was worthless, and that she chose to forget her stupid appearance when she sucked cats.
Grandma even prepared a place for Luo Qin during the meal. Li Xiaoyu, the ghost who protects food for thousands of years, didn't keep the first bite of the dumplings for himself, but solemnly placed them in front of the little orange cat, with eyes all over his face. hope.
Luo Qin from "Family Treasure" approached gracefully, sniffed it, but didn't touch it.
Li Xiaoyu was puzzled: "Fresh shrimp, don't you like it?" Suspecting that the little cat didn't see the stuffing, Li Xiaoyu deliberately poked open the dumpling skin with chopsticks, revealing the big shrimp inside. move.
"Hmph." Li Xu, the real imperial excrement shovel officer, snorted coldly. Facing his sister's cold eyes, he picked a white and fat dumpling from his own bowl—the dumpling skin was rolled out by hand and was the size of a human palm. , one can top the outside three.
I saw him dipping it into the bowl of cold water confidently, and after most of the heat dissipated, he put it in front of the little orange cat. He poked it, left and right, and pulled it out, revealing the pork filling.The cold water soaked it well, the meat inside was not hot, and the entrance was just right. Seeing Luo Qin lowered his head to eat, he raised his eyebrows very proudly, his eyes were full of writing and he looked at it carefully.
Li Xiaoyu: "???"
What is her brother doing...?Why do you have to compare yourself to feeding a cat, and it's not his wife who feeds it, so what? !
17. Big oranges are the most important (17)
◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎
It is said that brothers and sisters were enemies in the previous life, and in this life they have two choices, either to be close or to live forever.
Li Xiaoyu's unexplained competitive heart suddenly rose, and she smiled contemptuously at her brother, and Li Xu, who was smiling straight away, looked at her as if she was looking at a big fool.
I saw that she picked up a dumpling and didn't eat it. She just blew on it, and the dumpling skins were all dry, and they were going to be put on Luo Qin's plate when they were too cold.
"Wait!" Li Xu's eyeballs were about to come out, and he stopped her: "What are you doing?"
Idiot question... Li Xiaoyu snorted, "I'm blind, I'll feed the cat, go to the side and don't get in the way."
To say that the two brothers and sisters are also strange, they can still have a bit of brother-sister affection when chatting away from the busy mountains and rivers. When they really meet, they are like chopping wires with a kitchen knife. Except for sparks, they are electricity.
"Please save me." Li Xu pushed back her chopsticks resolutely, and educated science with righteous words: "Don't you know that cats can't eat human food? Salt, sugar and other seasonings will be harmful to them. Kidneys can cause bad effects. It looks like someone who usually doesn’t search on Baidu.”
Although there is no major problem in this aspect with the indestructible King Kong breed like the orange cat, when Li Xu is holding it, it is quite serious.
"Huh?" Li Xiaoyu made such a voice out of his throat, looking at the dumplings on the plate, he was not convinced: "Then what are you?" Are you still treating them differently?
"I told you that you don't understand," Li Xu straightened his back, and said honestly, "I've already calculated it. This is just the amount you can take in a day, and your excess is added."
"..." Excess you bastard, fool, keep fooling!
Li Xiaoyu has never left the countryside since she was born, and there are always dozens of cats under the claws of the devil, not to mention hundreds or thousands.
She slapped her brother away ruthlessly with raised eyebrows, "Rang Rang—" With a smile on her face, she squeezed to Luo Qin's side, as attentive as a little maid next to the queen, "Come on Mimi, try my , Mine is shrimp and seafood, twice as delicious as his!" By the way, he pushed aside the corn and pork dumplings and moved his fresh shrimp dumplings.
"You still pick my dumplings!" My brother hit me hard, "Do you believe that he won't eat you? Li Xiaoyu, I advise you not to humiliate yourself!"
Li Xiaoyu told him to slack off, not to affect his appetite.
With the little girl's scorching eyes on his head, Luo Qin swallowed. It's not that he didn't want to show face, but...Looking at the dumpling covered with Li Xiaoyu's "love saliva", he didn't even want to move his nose to it Smell... Seeing the little orange cat stagger her love, the little girl was completely shocked.
My brother bent over laughing, slapped her legs and stomped her feet in an imageless manner, and hit her: "I told you that the intake is enough, let's see if you don't eat, I don't know what our Mimi looks like." Can you not know?"
I bother! "The little man succeeds!"
Li Xu proudly touched Xiaoju's fluffy ears, fiddled with them back and forth in a circle, and smiled sideways: "Also, why do you blow it with your mouth when you let it cool? Our family, let's calculate it It's a Virgo, cleanliness is worse than humans, let alone yours, he even hates his own saliva."
The corner of Luo Qin's mouth was twitched violently by Shenben, and he suddenly wanted to bite someone.
The little girl was also tickled by her brother's anger. Holding up her chopsticks, a family battle for pets was about to break out, and her grandmother had to come out to mediate.
"Okay, okay, you're in your twenties, and you're still arguing with your sister." The old lady smoothed things over, and hurriedly brought up the trump card that Li Xiaoyu had prepared a few days ago.
Li Xu had an exaggerated expression on his face, "There is still a trump card, why?"
What else can it be, of course it is a lie to the cat.
The two brothers and sisters don't know what their physiques are, anyway, they have never been liked by cats and dogs since they were young.
Li Xu was more reserved when he was a child, he didn’t force him if he didn’t want to get close, and he squatted in a small corner eagerly watching people pet cats. He has developed a good ability to catch cats with one hand.
The little girl was quite confident, "I have tried it all, no cat can refuse such a temptation!"
"Mi—" What, what, Luo Qin also became curious.
Li Xu's heart shuddered, and he thought it was some kind of magical black technology that could absorb cat water, but the girl took out a bag of cat food for a long time, and her eyes were full of pride. cat food.
Cat food... It's a very familiar cat food. It seems that his family still has two big bags of ashes at home.
Li Xu persuaded the silly sister again: "In fact, one time is enough to humiliate yourself..."
"If you can't talk, don't talk!" Li Xiaoyu slapped her chest and shook her fingers: "Jealous! But it's not an egg."
This cat food is imported, 450 yuan is only 2 pounds, and the breed cats raised by her best friend's family only occasionally improve their meals and eat this.
Of course, this is indeed a delicacy for real kittens, but for Luo Qin, cat food-will call it the goodbye series.
This time Li Xiaoyu poured food into his plate, and as soon as the cat food sounded "哗啦", Xiaoju jumped out. Li Xu, who was always paying attention to him, stretched out his hand and copied it. In her arms, she said obediently, "Miu."
Sister: "..." Weeping.
The two concubines won an overwhelming victory in their competition for the favor of Concubine Xu. Seeing her own brother finish cooking happily and then borrow the kitchen to cook cat food, Li Xiaoyu finally couldn't help but get angry beside him: "Brother, I didn't expect you Quite gracious."
Some people are good-looking even when they get cheap. Li Xuxiao's style is affectionate, and the appearance of rubbing Xiaoju is three points affectionate and six points affectionate, and there is still a little helplessness of being stuck: "No way, whoever makes Mimi like me to do it What about the food?"
With a lingering ending and a lingering tone, Luo Qin almost swallowed the shredded chicken without chewing it.
From the bottom of my heart, this brother and sister are a bit seriously ill, it's better to stay away, it will affect the appetite.
Li Xiaoyu grabbed him by the braid, "Brother, it's not good to be like this. After you have a girlfriend, what should you do if your girlfriend is jealous?"
Li Xu didn't panic in the slightest, and he was able to make up a story and open his mouth: "What kind of girlfriend will I have? I made an agreement with our family Mimi early in the morning, and we will get married when he becomes a master—oh, I didn't tell you? Forgot to forget Yes, remember to take the money with you when the time comes."
Li Xiaoyu: "..."
Luo Qin: "..." Now he can't eat anymore.
Li Xu's words are completely flattering, but he is a contemporary "cat demon" who has changed from a human to a cat, and from a cat to a human again. He really hears it and panics in his heart.
Naturally, Li Xiaoyu also knew of his elder brother's unethical behavior, seeing Xiaoju picked up on the spot when he was full and going back to his room.
"Hey, why are you going? Steal someone's wife if you can't cheat?"
He really said these two words fluently, Li Xiaoyu gritted his teeth and smiled, and paused every word: "Cultivate and cultivate a relationship with my future sister-in-law."
"Then you drag it down, don't drop your sister-in-law."
Li Xiaoyu staggered, almost fell on the stairs, and hugged Luo Qin resignedly.
As for me... the little cat who has the title of Li Xu's daughter-in-law chooses to play dead, ababa aba, and gradually becomes demented.
——The little cat doesn’t understand anything, and the little cat doesn’t know what the cat demon wife is. Jio's heart is numb and hot, Yaoshou!
18. Big oranges are the most important (18)
◎All my disciples, meow meow meow◎
Li Xiaoyu's room is much more crowded than Li Xu's, it's not that the square is smaller, it's just that this girl likes to move everything into her room, put two books on the left side, and two dolls on the right side, it's okay to pile them up It's easy to get a seat.
"Mimi~" Li Xiaoyu's mood improved a lot as soon as she entered her territory.
The attribute of a cat slave is the attribute of a cat slave. I am still pawing at my feet, and I have to find a place for Luo Qin to stay.Li Xiaoyu laughed and danced while hugging him, tossing and turning briskly around the room, finally found a swivel chair for him to sit on.
Luo Qin: "Mi~"
The cat jiojio pressed twice on the water cushion, and when he stepped on it, there was a small dent. As the small bubbles in the water cushion gurgled and moved, Luo Qin stepped on it slowly, as relaxed as a cruise with his tail, and finally sat down. In the middle, the one who gave me face made a beep, and was so soft and cute.
Li Xiaoyu covered her face: "..." Help, help, help!Have been cute!
A girl's room is nothing more than a few types, the walls are covered with handsome photos of contemporary idols, colorful magazines are bought in series on the bookcase, there are still unfinished snacks on the table, the mouth is wide open there, sweet The fragrance wafts straight into the nose.
Luo Qin raised his two front paws, and half-stands, sniffing in the air.
I always feel that this smell smells very familiar.
"That's sweet-scented osmanthus cake." Li Xiaoyu Qian reminded Wan Wan to tell Li Xu not to forget the big treasure.
She is obviously much more relaxed than Li Xu when it comes to snacks. Seeing the little orange cat looking at the bag, she immediately tore the bag, broke off a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and handed it to him, "Try it? I don't even have my brother. Give."
Luo Qin had eaten it before, and was a little coveted about this mouthful.
I don't know if it's the nature of the orange cat or he is growing his body. Recently, I always feel that my appetite is getting bigger and bigger. I can eat snacks on my front feet after eating. Even those small snacks are too tempting.
The pink triangular nose twitched, and when Xiaoju opened her mouth, she showed her side fangs. Li Xiaoyu's fingers trembled, fearing that she would be bitten and had to go to the hospital for vaccination. He bit a small horn on his chest, and he was so obedient.
When he chews, he chews on his side, his beard vibrates when he tries hard, his ears curl up from time to time, and when he bounces, he is soft and soft, with a cute face.
Watching cute little animals eat is undoubtedly a kind of enjoyment. If Li Xiaoyu didn't worry that he didn't know Luo Qin very well, and there was a risk of being bitten, she would have wished to pounce on it right now and bury it in Xiaoju's body. Take two puffs on the belly.
"Ding dong——" the phone rang, and the scenery was terrible.
Li Xiaoyu didn't bother to look at it, her eyes were full of the fluffy cat dumpling in front of her.
"Ding dong—" there was another sound.
Li Xiaoyu continued to be spam, completely ignoring it.
After that, it was like setting off firecrackers, Li Xiaoyu's face was full of black lines, and Luo Qin looked at the voice from time to time.
Li Xiaoyu: "..."
Damn it, Li Xiaoyu almost dumped 18 yuan from the NPC who sent the message.
I don't know which little bastard it is, usually my mobile phone sticks
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