Begonia's Jinjiang Employment Guide
Chapter 13
49.
Lu Xiaobai took Lu Cheng's hand and wandered around the school.
Today is the first day of confirming the relationship. He is in a good mood and walks with a little bouncing.All the interesting and boring things in school are told to Lu Cheng.
"The milk tea in this store is unbeatable."
"That forest is a holy place for couples to have a tryst at night."
When passing the large LED screen red letter bulletin board opposite the cafeteria, the screen is playing various notifications in turn.
"Zhou Moumou from the Faculty of Science was cheated out of 56 because of nude chats. He is too rich! I can't do it, I don't have that much money at all."
"Jia Zhinan from the School of Computer Science didn't do the Youth University Study 13 times in a row, hahahahahahaha, look at Lu Cheng, this is my roommate. I laughed so hard."
Then the screen went on to play a new announcement.
Lu Moumou, a classmate of the 2019 School of Computer Science, was defrauded of 50 yuan for reading Huangwen on a fraudulent website. I hope that teachers and students will take this as a warning and raise their awareness of fraud prevention.
"Ah, this is you." Lu Cheng imitated Lu Xiaobai's tone and teased him.
Lu Xiaobai: ...
I don't know if it's too late to leave this city and retake the university exam?
50.
Lu Xiaobai thought he would be laughed at by Jia Zhinan for a whole year when he returned to the dormitory, but Jia Zhinan didn't come back all night.
51.
Jia Zhinan didn't come back until the afternoon of the next day. He missed the morning class, his face was ashamed, and his walk was still a little abnormal.
When Lu Xiaobai looked at him, his eyes shifted and he didn't dare to look at him, but he often opened his mouth to Lu Xiaobai, hesitant to speak.
After going through it several times, Lu Xiaobai finally couldn't help asking: "Xiao Nan, what's wrong with you? Did you get beaten up?"
"No. Xiaobai, can you keep it a secret for me?" Jia Zhinan lowered his head and clasped his fingers.
"can."
"Didn't I go to face base yesterday?" He lowered his voice and leaned closer to Lu Xiaobai's ear, "That man is a fucking man! No, not all of them."
"Then you last night?"
Jia Zhinan was silent for a while, his eyes wandered, a little guilty: "I don't know why..."
"Just... just slept with him. Shit."
The author says:
"Straight Man"
14 Chapter 14
The author has something to say: It is really outrageous not to let puppy love.
52.
After telling the secret that he had been holding back for several hours, Jia Zhinan felt relieved, and began to pull Lu Xiaobai to think angrily.
"How the hell is she a man!"
"He...he took it out and was bigger than me!"
"It looks exactly like a hot girl, that dance, is that something a man can twist out?"
"Damn, how can a man have breasts??"
"Damn, I see. This is a fucking shemale!"
Lu Xiaobai patted him on the back: "Calm down, calm down."
Jin people really have never seen the world, what are transvestites, if you let him know that there are some men in Tang country who have two diors and barbs, they can be stretched freely, and some can even rotate in a 360-degree spiral, Wouldn't he be scared to death?
"Xiaobai, am I still a straight man?"
Lu Xiaobai gave a blank hand.Why is this kid so obsessed with being a straight man?
"What do you think?"
"I think I was confused by his woman's appearance, and I slept with him when I was so obsessed. Now that I'm calm, I won't be anymore. I think I'm still a straight man."
Lu Xiaobai sighed softly: "You think you are who you are."
"Hmm! I'm still the only straight guy in our bed!"
53.
On the third night, Jia Zhinan was out of the night again.
54.
After the baptism of several Huangwen and several calcium tablets in the past two days, Lu Xiaobai successfully created his debut novel, Huangwen.
Although he has never eaten pork, he has seen too many pigs running away, and there are all kinds of them. Lu Xiaobai feels that writing Huangwen is easy.
The long picture was exported, flipped in the mirror, then rotated upside down, and posted on Weibo.
@小鹿bye: The [car][car] you want is here (*^▽^*) This is the first time I wrote it, try my best~[Picture]
After thinking about it, I felt uneasy, so I edited Weibo again and removed the photo.
@小鹿bye: The [car][car] you want is here (*^▽^*) This is the first time I wrote it, try my best~ see historical records
perfect.
Soon, the comment section exploded.
【Mrs. Wori can write, right?】
[Is this something I can watch for free! ! ! 】
[Hastily hastily me? [Snake] Exploded! ! ! 】
【[Jaw exploded.jpg]】
[Too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant]
[Is Bai Bai a boy?The product of reasonable doubt practice. 】
Then this microblog was slightly transferred out of the circle, which caused quite a stir in the Huanghuang circle.Many fanatics followed the network cable to Lu Xiaobai's Weibo.
[If you can write Huangwen, write more!I advise you not to be ignorant of flattery! 】
【I beg you too much to engage in Huang Mo Duo Mo Duo】
[I rely on this is the first time to write?Shocked my whole family, ma'am, what are you talking about, the reincarnation of Ziwei Xing in the Phoenix Realm? 】
【Modama】
[I saw a rising star in the Huangwen world. 】
Lu Xiaobai rose to more than 2 fans overnight, and he became a little popular.
He originally wrote Qingshuiwen for a long time and only had 1594 fans!Without hesitation, Lu Xiaobai decided to change careers.Jump from clear water to meaty meat.
A Huangwen writer appeared.
55.
The part-time job in the bar will naturally continue.
"I'm in love." You Jun frowned, leaned against the bar, lit a cigarette, and announced to Lu Xiaobai with a distressed expression as if she owed 500 million gambling debts.
"Really? That's great!" Lu Xiaobai was really happy for You Jun, "Why this expression, please be happy."
"I'm actually in love, and I don't really feel it. This feeling of being too emotionally connected with someone makes me very uneasy." He thought for a while and continued, "And I might be locked up in a dark room. "
Lu Xiaobai's eyes widened: "What did you do?"
"Do you still remember that rich second generation who is stupid and rich? I posted some Kpop videos on the Internet, and I occasionally broadcasted live broadcasts. That rich second generation spent a lot of money on me and added my friend, and then we played together. For a while. I thought he was cute, and we met later, and we slept that day, and we have slept together until now. We are also together."
The more Lu Xiaobai listened to it, the more he felt the experience. He had a strong sense of sight, so he interrupted You Jun: "Wait a minute, your boyfriend's surname is Jia, right?"
You Jun turned to him and asked, "How do you know?"
? "Jia Zhinan?"
"Yes, it's not straight."
Lu Xiaobai was dumbfounded: "Your little boyfriend is my roommate."
"My day." You Jun pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray and extinguished it.
"He also said he was the only straight man in our dorm."
You Jun laughed: "Then do you know how loud the little straight guy in your dormitory is under me?"
"Don't know, but he's definitely 0. It's off the mark, so what did you do?"
You Jun returned to the expression of 500 million in debt: "Your roommate told me that he is 18, and I only found out yesterday that he is actually a month away from becoming an adult."
"So?" Lu Xiaobai was puzzled.
"You may not know that early love is not allowed in the state of Jin. If we are caught by the auditors, we will go to the little black room."
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15 Chapter 15
The author has something to say: When you go to a bar, you must guard your glass!Consumed a jailed actor.
56.
"Xiaobai, there is a customer over there who has ordered you to deliver wine." Xiao A, the handsome waiter in the bar, interrupted their chat, and pointed to a person not far away who was leaning on the sofa, with his legs spread wide, in a very awkward sitting posture. The man in sunglasses said, "It's great to look good, handsome guys love to find you."
Lu Xiaobai looked in the direction pointed by little A: "Oh, it's him again."
"Huh? Do you know him?" You Jun asked him.
Lu Xiaobai nodded: "Well. I came here recently and gave me a business card. I remember it was called Wu Sign. It's a bit annoying. I asked for it on WeChat several times. I said I have a boyfriend. He wants more."
"I'll go first." He left with the drink list.
I didn't tell You Jun the whole thing just now, and there is one thing that made Lu Xiaobai quite distressed--Wu Zhi's speech had its own electronic voice.
It's like a normal person has a vocal cord, but he has a battery, and the current is several volts when he opens his mouth: "hey~ Xiaobai What'sup?"
"It's okay, do you need anything?" Lu Xiaobai felt that his mobile phone didn't even need to be charged, and he could quickly charge it to 100% after listening to Wu Sign's speech.
"Don't be in such a hurry~" Wu Zhi stood up, stretched out his arms and tried to hold Lu Xiaobai and sat down, "Brother is about to release a new album recently, and the mv still lacks a male lead, are you interested?"
Lu Xiaobai avoided it calmly: "Not very interested."
Seeing the other party's refusal, Wu Qi was not embarrassed: "Don't jump to conclusions so early, you know that I am a rapper, right? Do you want to listen to my song?"
No thanks, my ears can't handle any more current.But before Lu Xiaobai had time to refuse, Wu Zhi continued talking to himself: "Let me give you a freestyle song, specially for you. mybaby."
After all, quickly enter the freestyle mode——
"Ahyo"
"Look at this wine, it is strong and fragrant, just like this table is long and square"
"Kris, come here, drink, think, the wine is good"
"Kris, come here, drink"
"It's as happy as I gave you freestyle~"
"skr~"
Wu Zhu took off his sunglasses, and smiled evilly with his mouth crooked. His face was seven parts proud, two parts arrogant and one point domineering, proudly waiting for Lu Xiaobai's compliment.
But the air was suddenly quiet.
one second.
two seconds.
three seconds.
Oh, could it be that I was so shocked by my amazing talent that I couldn't speak, Wu Zhi thought to himself.
He said: "Are you fascinated by your brother's talent? Huh?"
He handed Lu Xiaobai a glass of water: "Most people will be like this when they hear my work for the first time. They are amazed at how there is such a rap genius in the world. Come and drink your saliva to calm your shock. How about it? Do you have an idea to be my hero? "
It took Lu Xiaobai a long time to recover from the shock of "this fucking can also be called freestyle", and numbly took a sip: "No."
Wu Zhi was a little bit frustrated, but he still spoke confidently: "You will take the initiative to beg me, Duckhead." Then he put on the pretentious sunglasses.
57.
Afterwards, Lu Xiaobai continued to do what he was supposed to do step by step, and everything was as usual, and Wu Zhi didn't bother him.
It's just that Lu Xiaobai didn't feel well, and his head started to feel a little dizzy.
It's the heaviest time for gay bars, when everyone is throwing their nights out on the dance floor.
The loud noise gave him a little headache, and the vibration of the speaker made Lu Xiaobai's head hurt.
It may be that he has been too busy studying part-time writing and writing recently, so he didn't have a good rest. It happened that he was free now, so he took out his mobile phone and sent Lu Cheng a WeChat message.
[Road]: [The cat suddenly appeared.jpg]
[Road]: I'm sneaking fish again
[Road]: Naorenzi hurts a bit, and feels dizzy.
[Road]: [Maomao sighs.jpg]
[Boyfriend]: How about asking for leave today, are you too tired recently?
[Boyfriend]: Wait for me, I'm going to pick you up, on my way.
[Road]: Ah, something has happened, let's not talk
A customer ran out of the toilet in a hurry and grabbed Lu Xiaobai: "Someone fainted in the toilet, can you go and have a look?"
Lu Xiaobai hurriedly followed him, pushed open the door of the toilet, there was no one there, but someone pushed him from behind and pushed him into the toilet.
The strength wasn't very strong this time, but Lu Xiaobai's legs softened and he fell to his knees on the ground.
How could this be?
It was as if all of a sudden, he was vented, all the strength in his body was drained in an instant, his body was as soft as if he had no bones, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't control his body.
Feeling very dizzy, accompanied by faint pains, Lu Xiaobai was conscious, but his consciousness was a little fuzzy.
"Xiaobai, how do you feel?" A familiar electronic voice came from top to bottom.
Wu Zhi squatted in front of Lu Xiaobai, patted his face, and showed a wretched smile: "I'll give you a taste of the new arrivals first, brother treats you well, right?"
Lu Xiaobai understood - he was drugged.
The person in front of him was so bold that he dared to do this kind of thing in the store. He wanted to "hetui" and spit on the face of the disgusting man opposite, but his whole body was unloaded, and he could only do so with all his strength. He whispered intermittently: "Grass...your mother..."
"It's okay. Continue to scold." Wu Zhi and his accomplices dragged Lu Xiaobai to the toilet cubicle, made him sit on the toilet seat, locked the door, and took off his pants to Lu Xiaobai, "Look."
"The more you scold him, the more excited he is."
vomit.
Lu Xiaobai was about to vomit.
And it's so small.
Lu Xiaobai is much older than him.
But Lu Xiaobai was speechless, the effect of the medicine reached a new stage, a strange feeling spread from the lower abdomen to the brain, the body was still as weak as before, but different from the weakness just now, Lu Xiaobai felt that at this moment he The whole body seems to be made of water.
A strange feeling of ants crawling across the body.
He bit his lower lip tightly, and he didn't let go until the blood was bleeding. The only pain could slow down the spread of this weird feeling.
For the first time in his life, under the effect of the medicine, he got wet, and uncontrollable water came out from an indescribable place.
I am indeed a native of Tang.Lu Xiaobai sighed in his mind when he was confused.
"Tsk. I can't tell, Lu Xiaobai." Wu Zhi stretched out his hand to touch Lu Xiaobai's butt, and his hand was wet. "Usually he looks like a decent person, but he's flirting like this behind his back."
"You are such a baby."
"Brother will satisfy you immediately."
"Mine is big, bear with it~" the electronic voice doubled.
...Lu Xiaobai was a little desperate.
He looked at Dior, which Wu Zhi couldn't even connect to a Mac, and couldn't complain, so he could only say that he lived up to his name.
"bang"
The compartment door was kicked open, and the door and lock fell off.
Wu Zhi was pulled out violently and hit the toilet floor. He tried to get up, but was kicked on the face by the man and smashed back to the ground.
Lu Cheng pointed a gun at the Dior signed by Wu, and looked down at him, his eyes seemed to kill him: "Police, anti-pornography."
16 Chapter 16
The author has something to say: Yay!Xiaobai was finally caught by the sun! ! !
58.
Wu's signature was taken away by someone called by Lu Cheng.
Lu Cheng hugged Lu Xiaobai tightly, wrapped him in his arms, and patted him on the back lightly: "Snoring, don't be scared."
Lu Xiaobai felt that Lu Cheng was the one who was frightened, but he was actually quite calm.
It's just that there is a faint feeling that Lu Cheng will come, he will definitely come.
And compared to this way of comforting children, he felt that he should need another way now.
Alas, Police Officer Baixia Lu has a sea king face that is so coquettish, but inside he is a straight male veteran cadre who is upright and not yet enlightened. I have to take the initiative to do the embarrassing things.I'm all disheveled, and he still hasn't the slightest idea!Dead wood cannot be carved.
Lu Xiaobai sighed helplessly in his heart, raised his head with his little strength and leaned forward to kiss Lu Cheng, then recalled how the coquettish girls in Tang Country seduced Meng 0, and pinched his throat softly Said: "Lu...Officer, I feel bad..."
It's so embarrassing, it's the first time in my life to do this.Lu Xiaobai's face quickly flushed red again.
Then the old cadre, Police Officer Lu, finally got the hang of it. He picked up Lu Xiaobai and opened a room nearby. He pulled the light and completed the content of 800*5 words that is not easy to share with everyone.
Why there is a *5, because it is the first time for both of them to eat meat, and it is the first time in Lu Xiaobai's life that he understands why the people of Tang Country love soy sauce and brewing so much, it is really painful and happy.
It turns out that I am a 100% iron-blooded Tang native.He was emotional while being treated like this.
As soon as Lu Cheng went to bed, his elm head opened up. As expected of a person who hasn't had xsh in more than 20 years, once he starts to have sex, Lu Xiaobai is very satisfied.
While being moved to tears by the sun, he couldn't help shouting: "Husband is awesome~"
59.
Lu Cheng felt that Lu Xiaobai might be born to be a liar. He blushed at every turn when we first met him, and looked silly. He never thought that there was such a person hidden under his harmless and gentle appearance!
He doesn't even use an oar when he goes to the beach—all by the waves.
However, it made him like it even more.
He gently brushed off Lu Xiaobai's sweat-stained hair on his forehead, and kissed him lightly, but the force behind his body was even more violent: "Hey, call again~"
60.
It's so cool.Lu Xiaobai lay paralyzed on the bed, pretending to light a cigarette.Tried to inhale, but was choked on a few mouthfuls.
Seeing that his little face was wrinkled from choking, Lu Cheng took the cigarette in his hand and pressed it out in the ashtray.
"Don't you smoke?"
"Ah."
"I've always been curious. I've never seen you smoking, so where does the smell of tobacco come from?" Lu Xiaobai wanted to ask for a long time.
Lu Cheng took Lu Xiaobai over and hugged him: "I don't smoke in front of you, but secretly behind your back."
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"Why? I look like someone who will control your smoking?" Lu Xiaobai hammered Lu Cheng's shoulder with his fist, expressing his injustice, "I quite like the faint smell of tobacco!"
"Why don't you care? You have to worry about me." Lu Cheng raised his eyebrows at him, and made an expression like I'm a scoundrel, and I've got you. What can you do to me.Lu Xiaobai was not used to the smell of cigarettes, he would choke every time someone smoked around him, and Lu Cheng had noticed it early on.
"Then I will!" Lu Xiaobai puffed up his chest and frowned.
"So what?"
Lu Xiaobai pretended to be helpless: "I can only take care of you, what else can I do?"
Then Lu Cheng kissed Lu Xiaobai, pushed him down on the bed, and started a new round of 800 words.
17 Chapter 17
The author has something to say: It’s over~ Thanks to Teacher 9 for the earthy title of the book
61.
The result of excessive indulgence the day before was that Lu Xiaobai slept until three o'clock in the afternoon the next day before waking up, and his back was sore, as if he had been torn apart and put back together again.
And he couldn't walk anymore, it hurt so much.
As soon as he took a step, the indescribable part would be torn like pain.
Lu Cheng sat by the bed and looked at him quietly.
Not looking at it normally, but looking at it with the eyes of a pie chart.
Lu Xiaobai read five points of tenderness, three points of love, one point of surprise and one point of confusion.
not good.What happened again!
"What's wrong?" he asked aloud.
"You are on the trending search."
"What??? Because of Wu Zhi?" Lu Xiaobai really didn't expect Wu Zhi to be so popular, he thought he was just an unknown rapper.
Lu Cheng shook his head: "It's none of his business, he's already been arrested."
What else can there be?Lu Xiaobai was confused.
"I can't figure out what I have done that can be on the hot search."
Lu Cheng clicked on the hot search list on Weibo, and pulled it to the bottom, at the 45th position——
#You have seen the most beautiful article#
Lu Xiaobai's hanging heart instantly let go, his eyes widened, and he asked in disbelief, "My God, am I on fire?"
Unexpectedly, his mediocre 180-line online novels and handwritten novels would one day become popular on the trending searches!It is not in vain that he only has more than 1000 fans and insisted on finishing the long novel every Saturday.
"How do you know that person is mine? I'm so popular that netizens picked me up??" Something was wrong.
"Very happy?" Lu Cheng's eyes on the pie chart adjusted the scale, and the confusion turned into three points, "Because your IP was checked by the Internet police."
???
Something is wrong, something is really wrong.
"Why check me?" Lu Xiaobai took the phone and clicked on Hot Search.
The case was solved, and the hot search was one of his Huang Wen.
"Unexpectedly, my little boyfriend can also write Huangwen." Seeing Lu Xiaobai's surprised to petrified expression, Lu Cheng smiled even more.
Got cute.
"Recently, the Internet cleanup operation is so strict, why are you either cereal or Huangwen, boyfriend?" Lu Cheng teased him again.
"Damn it, do you support me if you don't make money!"
"Well, I've been waiting for this sentence for a long time." Lu Cheng rubbed Lu Xiaobai's face, "I have money, so I will support you."
62.
If the obscure sentiment is spread on a small scale and there is no profit, nothing will happen.
However, the necessary process still needs to be followed, but Lu Xiaobai can't walk anymore.
So there was such a scene in the police station——
Lu Cheng got out of the car, and the princess carried Lu Xiaobai into the police station. After finishing the record, the princess carried him out and put him in the car.
Everyone in the police station:
"?"
"Is this taking notes? This is dog abuse!"
"It's over, it's over, it's over, ah, ah, when KTV was cracking down on pornography, I thought they were having fun. Just because I looked at you more during the crackdown on pornography~"
"It turns out that Lu Xiaobai got into the game twice in three days to pick on our Lu team, tsk tsk. It's novel."
"Sweep porn and find true love, I'm really Resby. Yo, it rhymes."
"I would call it outrageous."
"I will start an article tonight: "Sweet Love: The Police Husband Is Too Bad""
Class 18 Assistant Episode 1
The author has something to say: Ban Zhu's story is not as funny as Xiaobai's, it's a little miserable.I'm so afraid of being locked up (shuddering)
1.
My name is Jiang Ye, and I am a top student.
Although most people would not say that they are a top student, I have indeed been a top student since I was a child.
My parents almost planned everything for me from birth to postgraduate graduation. All I have to do is to complete the tasks they entrusted to me step by step and grow up according to the standard of an excellent child.
People who don't know may think that I am oppressed and forced to study with my head on my head. I have no happiness, no freedom, and no right to play.
Actually no, my parents never force me, they just arrange everything, and then I will take it all in my stride.
Study hard, and then always take the first place in the exam is my whole life.
I am very satisfied.
2.
When I was in middle school and high school, the students around me were more or less rebellious. Many people even took action, such as not doing homework, sleeping in class, skipping class, smoking in the toilet... These will give people a sense of rebellion. Does it bring any joy?
Oh, and puppy love, many students are in love with each other, no matter what parents and teachers try to stop them, they still want to have a relationship secretly.
What is it like to like someone?
I don't understand.
Or do they love the rebellious feeling of this puppy love?
I used to think that I didn't have a rebellious period, but unexpectedly, it just came too late.
3.
In the summer after my sophomore year, I, who had never even been in a relationship, made an appointment with a stranger.
It was the first rebellious thing I did in my life.
4.
The cause is curiosity.
When I was in my twenties, the roommates around me sometimes secretly talked about xsh behind my back in the dormitory. Why did they hide behind my back?Maybe they think I look purer?
Actually no, I definitely know more about the structure of the human body than they do.
It's just that when I passed by and heard their whispering, I suddenly wanted to experience sex | love.
Just do it on vacation.It's a busy final review week right now.
5.
I downloaded Xiaolan, registered and logged in, and randomly put an online picture as my profile picture.
Probably because the webpage I chose was so beautiful, many people sent me messages, and they posted genitals as soon as they came up, and my conversation list was almost overwhelmed by genitals.
With the attitude of studying human genitalia, I clicked through one by one, but I didn't see Dior that satisfied me.
Now that you have made an appointment with P, you must make it perfect and get the best experience.
I politely rejected them: I'm sorry, I don't like your Dior.
I was blocked by more than [-] people.
There are not many 1s near the house I rented. I suspect that I have been blocked by all 1s in this area, because no 1s have come to me.
But I am not a person who gives up lightly. Since no one is looking for me, then I will take the initiative.
About 10 kilometers away, there is a 1 who is still online. The profile picture is a boy wearing a black mask and hot tin foil. Only the deep eyebrows and eyes are exposed, and there is no emotion.
It's so good-looking, I feel like I'm going to drown in his iceberg demeanor just by looking at it.
It is probably also a web map, but he did manage to arouse my interest.
Click on the homepage, there is only a period in the personal introduction.
There is no news, and no one is following anyone, but there are more than 100 people who like him.
It's so cold, it's even more interesting.
[Yeah yeah yeah]: Hi.
I tentatively sent a message.
[1]: hmm
[Yeah yeah yeah]: I would like to ask, do you usually make appointments?
[1]: Approx.
Ah, there is drama.
[Yeah yeah yeah]: Look at Dior?
[1]: The profile picture is you?
[Yeah yeah yeah]: No.
I thought about it, picked a photo and sent it to him. Since I made the appointment first, I had to be sincere.
[Yeah yeah yeah]: [flash image]
was clicked.
Then 1 on the opposite side sent me his dior picture.
It's so beautiful, the shape of the mouth, the length, it's simply the phoenix color version of Nuwa's showmanship.
Won my heart, what I want is this kind of doir!
I was so lucky that I met such a dior for the first time.
Life is really easy.
6.
I met mysterious netizen 1 that night.
He is handsome and tall, and his profile picture is actually his own, which I did not expect.
Make a lot of money.
And it's so cold, I'm so sexually moved!
Maybe high cold attack is my xp.
7.
He is very skilled, just a few times of teasing, I was too weak to stand up, he picked me up horizontally, put me on the bed, lifted my legs, and drove straight in.
"Ah... Take it easy..." Really cool.It hurts and feels good.
"What's your name?" I asked him, panting.
He was panting too, which sounded nice, but he didn't answer me: "Don't ask, it's unnecessary."
Oh, okay.
8.
In fact, it hurts a lot. It's the first time I can't stand him being so sloppy.
He tossed and tossed all night until he was satisfied.
Tears were all rushed out by him.
Afterwards, he leaned against the bed and lit a cigarette without looking at me: "First time?"
Damn, you know you still fuck me like this.You have no heart!
But I still said, "No."
He glanced at me and chuckled.
Probably laughing at my poor lying technique.
This handsome 1 is really unreasonable.
9.
When I got home I developed a fever and lay in bed for a few days.
10.
I seem to fall in love with that feeling.
One day I woke up in a dream with a lot of wet under my body.
In the dream it was that cold and handsome 1.
I sighed and picked up my phone.
[Yeah yeah yeah]: Do you want to return the appointment?
[1]: Yes.
11.
After a few dates, we got to know each other better and he started talking to me in bed.
"Is it here?" He pushed|tucked a few times, help me, I'm really going to pass out.
"Keep your ass up."
"Don't go, wait for me."
"Move yourself."
12.
Make love with him|Love is really good.
A peerless Dior paired with a good job Bingshan Shuai 1, it's going to kill me.
13.
I want to be grassed by him all the time.
But it's been a month and I still don't know his name.
On the bed, with him deep|buried inside of me, I felt safe, and at that moment I was the closest person he had in the world.
But after getting out of bed, there is only Xiaolan between us.
He is also often offline, and I have to wait a long time for his reply.
14.
I may be in love with my p friend.
I want to kiss him so much.
Class 19 Assistant Episode 2
The author has something to say: It’s too outrageous, a side story about sand sculptures actually made me emo.
15.
He never kissed me, never.
Not even a superficial kiss.
I don't understand, we've already spoken to each other, why can't we just kiss?
16.
So that day, when I was being slapped on the wall by him, the intense pleasure hit my nerves, I couldn't hold it back, I leaned my head and wanted to kiss him.
I thought, what if?
What if he also has a little affection for me?
But he turned his head away, with the same indifferent look as usual, without any emotion in his eyes.
The movements under him didn't stop.
I am not happy anymore, no amount of intense pleasure can make me happy, dopamine is dead.
So wronged, although I have no position to feel wronged.
I hugged his neck tightly, trying to get myself closer to him, closer.
God, can I melt into his flesh and blood?
Tears flowed out uncontrollably.
At first I was still trying to keep my voice down, it was so embarrassing, then I started whimpering and crying, crying loudly, just hear it.
He slapped me hard, and I hung on him bouncing, crying heartbreakingly.
He's done talking, she's dead, and I'm still sobbing and crying.
He carried me to the bed, put me down gently, and backed away from me.
I have a hunch we might end up like this.
I cried even louder, and I wondered pervertedly, can he not come out of my body, knotted, stuck in it, never come out.
17.
"Don't make an appointment in the future."
After taking a shower and getting dressed, he left with just one sentence.
I'm still crying you bastard.
Would a word of comfort kill you?Will passing me a tissue kill you?Will liking me kill you?
18.
It turns out that there is a person whose spirit and body are completely separated, making | love is as common as eating for him.
A month ago, I thought I was such a person who had no feelings and only loved learning.
It turned out that I just haven't encountered it yet.
19.
I couldn't help not talking to him, held back for several days, and finally sent Xiaolan back.
Oh, I can't post it.
I was blocked by him.
The only tenuous connection between us was lost.
20.
Ok.
My first love that died before it even started, bye.
21.
I became a learning machine again, and I read all the courses of my junior year by myself. Only when I am studying, can I not think about him.
It turns out that life is not easy at all, only learning is easy.
22.
I dreamed about him again, but unfortunately it was a nightmare and I woke up with a fright.
Why is it a nightmare, I still want to see him more.deficit.
I opened the photo album on my phone, but he didn't let me take pictures, but I liked it so much, so I secretly took a photo of us together before he woke up.
I zoomed in on the photo, and stretched my hand down, maybe this is the first time I want to give it to him.
It didn't move a few times, and it didn't get up, and I burst into tears.
It was so annoying, I threw away my phone, curled up on the bed, covered my face with a pillow, and cried silently and hysterically.
23.
The new semester has begun.
In addition to a bunch of classes, I also have to be a class assistant, so I will be busy.
Be brave and not afraid of difficulties.
24.
I didn't expect to meet him.
in my class.
I know that it will be more difficult for me to quit him after the reunion, but I am so happy, I am willing to fall.
25.
Roll roll, checked the roster, it turned out that his name is Yi Mengda, and his student number is 19110520.
snort.If you don't tell me, I already know your name, Yi Mengda.
Lu Xiaobai took Lu Cheng's hand and wandered around the school.
Today is the first day of confirming the relationship. He is in a good mood and walks with a little bouncing.All the interesting and boring things in school are told to Lu Cheng.
"The milk tea in this store is unbeatable."
"That forest is a holy place for couples to have a tryst at night."
When passing the large LED screen red letter bulletin board opposite the cafeteria, the screen is playing various notifications in turn.
"Zhou Moumou from the Faculty of Science was cheated out of 56 because of nude chats. He is too rich! I can't do it, I don't have that much money at all."
"Jia Zhinan from the School of Computer Science didn't do the Youth University Study 13 times in a row, hahahahahahaha, look at Lu Cheng, this is my roommate. I laughed so hard."
Then the screen went on to play a new announcement.
Lu Moumou, a classmate of the 2019 School of Computer Science, was defrauded of 50 yuan for reading Huangwen on a fraudulent website. I hope that teachers and students will take this as a warning and raise their awareness of fraud prevention.
"Ah, this is you." Lu Cheng imitated Lu Xiaobai's tone and teased him.
Lu Xiaobai: ...
I don't know if it's too late to leave this city and retake the university exam?
50.
Lu Xiaobai thought he would be laughed at by Jia Zhinan for a whole year when he returned to the dormitory, but Jia Zhinan didn't come back all night.
51.
Jia Zhinan didn't come back until the afternoon of the next day. He missed the morning class, his face was ashamed, and his walk was still a little abnormal.
When Lu Xiaobai looked at him, his eyes shifted and he didn't dare to look at him, but he often opened his mouth to Lu Xiaobai, hesitant to speak.
After going through it several times, Lu Xiaobai finally couldn't help asking: "Xiao Nan, what's wrong with you? Did you get beaten up?"
"No. Xiaobai, can you keep it a secret for me?" Jia Zhinan lowered his head and clasped his fingers.
"can."
"Didn't I go to face base yesterday?" He lowered his voice and leaned closer to Lu Xiaobai's ear, "That man is a fucking man! No, not all of them."
"Then you last night?"
Jia Zhinan was silent for a while, his eyes wandered, a little guilty: "I don't know why..."
"Just... just slept with him. Shit."
The author says:
"Straight Man"
14 Chapter 14
The author has something to say: It is really outrageous not to let puppy love.
52.
After telling the secret that he had been holding back for several hours, Jia Zhinan felt relieved, and began to pull Lu Xiaobai to think angrily.
"How the hell is she a man!"
"He...he took it out and was bigger than me!"
"It looks exactly like a hot girl, that dance, is that something a man can twist out?"
"Damn, how can a man have breasts??"
"Damn, I see. This is a fucking shemale!"
Lu Xiaobai patted him on the back: "Calm down, calm down."
Jin people really have never seen the world, what are transvestites, if you let him know that there are some men in Tang country who have two diors and barbs, they can be stretched freely, and some can even rotate in a 360-degree spiral, Wouldn't he be scared to death?
"Xiaobai, am I still a straight man?"
Lu Xiaobai gave a blank hand.Why is this kid so obsessed with being a straight man?
"What do you think?"
"I think I was confused by his woman's appearance, and I slept with him when I was so obsessed. Now that I'm calm, I won't be anymore. I think I'm still a straight man."
Lu Xiaobai sighed softly: "You think you are who you are."
"Hmm! I'm still the only straight guy in our bed!"
53.
On the third night, Jia Zhinan was out of the night again.
54.
After the baptism of several Huangwen and several calcium tablets in the past two days, Lu Xiaobai successfully created his debut novel, Huangwen.
Although he has never eaten pork, he has seen too many pigs running away, and there are all kinds of them. Lu Xiaobai feels that writing Huangwen is easy.
The long picture was exported, flipped in the mirror, then rotated upside down, and posted on Weibo.
@小鹿bye: The [car][car] you want is here (*^▽^*) This is the first time I wrote it, try my best~[Picture]
After thinking about it, I felt uneasy, so I edited Weibo again and removed the photo.
@小鹿bye: The [car][car] you want is here (*^▽^*) This is the first time I wrote it, try my best~ see historical records
perfect.
Soon, the comment section exploded.
【Mrs. Wori can write, right?】
[Is this something I can watch for free! ! ! 】
[Hastily hastily me? [Snake] Exploded! ! ! 】
【[Jaw exploded.jpg]】
[Too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant, too fragrant]
[Is Bai Bai a boy?The product of reasonable doubt practice. 】
Then this microblog was slightly transferred out of the circle, which caused quite a stir in the Huanghuang circle.Many fanatics followed the network cable to Lu Xiaobai's Weibo.
[If you can write Huangwen, write more!I advise you not to be ignorant of flattery! 】
【I beg you too much to engage in Huang Mo Duo Mo Duo】
[I rely on this is the first time to write?Shocked my whole family, ma'am, what are you talking about, the reincarnation of Ziwei Xing in the Phoenix Realm? 】
【Modama】
[I saw a rising star in the Huangwen world. 】
Lu Xiaobai rose to more than 2 fans overnight, and he became a little popular.
He originally wrote Qingshuiwen for a long time and only had 1594 fans!Without hesitation, Lu Xiaobai decided to change careers.Jump from clear water to meaty meat.
A Huangwen writer appeared.
55.
The part-time job in the bar will naturally continue.
"I'm in love." You Jun frowned, leaned against the bar, lit a cigarette, and announced to Lu Xiaobai with a distressed expression as if she owed 500 million gambling debts.
"Really? That's great!" Lu Xiaobai was really happy for You Jun, "Why this expression, please be happy."
"I'm actually in love, and I don't really feel it. This feeling of being too emotionally connected with someone makes me very uneasy." He thought for a while and continued, "And I might be locked up in a dark room. "
Lu Xiaobai's eyes widened: "What did you do?"
"Do you still remember that rich second generation who is stupid and rich? I posted some Kpop videos on the Internet, and I occasionally broadcasted live broadcasts. That rich second generation spent a lot of money on me and added my friend, and then we played together. For a while. I thought he was cute, and we met later, and we slept that day, and we have slept together until now. We are also together."
The more Lu Xiaobai listened to it, the more he felt the experience. He had a strong sense of sight, so he interrupted You Jun: "Wait a minute, your boyfriend's surname is Jia, right?"
You Jun turned to him and asked, "How do you know?"
? "Jia Zhinan?"
"Yes, it's not straight."
Lu Xiaobai was dumbfounded: "Your little boyfriend is my roommate."
"My day." You Jun pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray and extinguished it.
"He also said he was the only straight man in our dorm."
You Jun laughed: "Then do you know how loud the little straight guy in your dormitory is under me?"
"Don't know, but he's definitely 0. It's off the mark, so what did you do?"
You Jun returned to the expression of 500 million in debt: "Your roommate told me that he is 18, and I only found out yesterday that he is actually a month away from becoming an adult."
"So?" Lu Xiaobai was puzzled.
"You may not know that early love is not allowed in the state of Jin. If we are caught by the auditors, we will go to the little black room."
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15 Chapter 15
The author has something to say: When you go to a bar, you must guard your glass!Consumed a jailed actor.
56.
"Xiaobai, there is a customer over there who has ordered you to deliver wine." Xiao A, the handsome waiter in the bar, interrupted their chat, and pointed to a person not far away who was leaning on the sofa, with his legs spread wide, in a very awkward sitting posture. The man in sunglasses said, "It's great to look good, handsome guys love to find you."
Lu Xiaobai looked in the direction pointed by little A: "Oh, it's him again."
"Huh? Do you know him?" You Jun asked him.
Lu Xiaobai nodded: "Well. I came here recently and gave me a business card. I remember it was called Wu Sign. It's a bit annoying. I asked for it on WeChat several times. I said I have a boyfriend. He wants more."
"I'll go first." He left with the drink list.
I didn't tell You Jun the whole thing just now, and there is one thing that made Lu Xiaobai quite distressed--Wu Zhi's speech had its own electronic voice.
It's like a normal person has a vocal cord, but he has a battery, and the current is several volts when he opens his mouth: "hey~ Xiaobai What'sup?"
"It's okay, do you need anything?" Lu Xiaobai felt that his mobile phone didn't even need to be charged, and he could quickly charge it to 100% after listening to Wu Sign's speech.
"Don't be in such a hurry~" Wu Zhi stood up, stretched out his arms and tried to hold Lu Xiaobai and sat down, "Brother is about to release a new album recently, and the mv still lacks a male lead, are you interested?"
Lu Xiaobai avoided it calmly: "Not very interested."
Seeing the other party's refusal, Wu Qi was not embarrassed: "Don't jump to conclusions so early, you know that I am a rapper, right? Do you want to listen to my song?"
No thanks, my ears can't handle any more current.But before Lu Xiaobai had time to refuse, Wu Zhi continued talking to himself: "Let me give you a freestyle song, specially for you. mybaby."
After all, quickly enter the freestyle mode——
"Ahyo"
"Look at this wine, it is strong and fragrant, just like this table is long and square"
"Kris, come here, drink, think, the wine is good"
"Kris, come here, drink"
"It's as happy as I gave you freestyle~"
"skr~"
Wu Zhu took off his sunglasses, and smiled evilly with his mouth crooked. His face was seven parts proud, two parts arrogant and one point domineering, proudly waiting for Lu Xiaobai's compliment.
But the air was suddenly quiet.
one second.
two seconds.
three seconds.
Oh, could it be that I was so shocked by my amazing talent that I couldn't speak, Wu Zhi thought to himself.
He said: "Are you fascinated by your brother's talent? Huh?"
He handed Lu Xiaobai a glass of water: "Most people will be like this when they hear my work for the first time. They are amazed at how there is such a rap genius in the world. Come and drink your saliva to calm your shock. How about it? Do you have an idea to be my hero? "
It took Lu Xiaobai a long time to recover from the shock of "this fucking can also be called freestyle", and numbly took a sip: "No."
Wu Zhi was a little bit frustrated, but he still spoke confidently: "You will take the initiative to beg me, Duckhead." Then he put on the pretentious sunglasses.
57.
Afterwards, Lu Xiaobai continued to do what he was supposed to do step by step, and everything was as usual, and Wu Zhi didn't bother him.
It's just that Lu Xiaobai didn't feel well, and his head started to feel a little dizzy.
It's the heaviest time for gay bars, when everyone is throwing their nights out on the dance floor.
The loud noise gave him a little headache, and the vibration of the speaker made Lu Xiaobai's head hurt.
It may be that he has been too busy studying part-time writing and writing recently, so he didn't have a good rest. It happened that he was free now, so he took out his mobile phone and sent Lu Cheng a WeChat message.
[Road]: [The cat suddenly appeared.jpg]
[Road]: I'm sneaking fish again
[Road]: Naorenzi hurts a bit, and feels dizzy.
[Road]: [Maomao sighs.jpg]
[Boyfriend]: How about asking for leave today, are you too tired recently?
[Boyfriend]: Wait for me, I'm going to pick you up, on my way.
[Road]: Ah, something has happened, let's not talk
A customer ran out of the toilet in a hurry and grabbed Lu Xiaobai: "Someone fainted in the toilet, can you go and have a look?"
Lu Xiaobai hurriedly followed him, pushed open the door of the toilet, there was no one there, but someone pushed him from behind and pushed him into the toilet.
The strength wasn't very strong this time, but Lu Xiaobai's legs softened and he fell to his knees on the ground.
How could this be?
It was as if all of a sudden, he was vented, all the strength in his body was drained in an instant, his body was as soft as if he had no bones, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't control his body.
Feeling very dizzy, accompanied by faint pains, Lu Xiaobai was conscious, but his consciousness was a little fuzzy.
"Xiaobai, how do you feel?" A familiar electronic voice came from top to bottom.
Wu Zhi squatted in front of Lu Xiaobai, patted his face, and showed a wretched smile: "I'll give you a taste of the new arrivals first, brother treats you well, right?"
Lu Xiaobai understood - he was drugged.
The person in front of him was so bold that he dared to do this kind of thing in the store. He wanted to "hetui" and spit on the face of the disgusting man opposite, but his whole body was unloaded, and he could only do so with all his strength. He whispered intermittently: "Grass...your mother..."
"It's okay. Continue to scold." Wu Zhi and his accomplices dragged Lu Xiaobai to the toilet cubicle, made him sit on the toilet seat, locked the door, and took off his pants to Lu Xiaobai, "Look."
"The more you scold him, the more excited he is."
vomit.
Lu Xiaobai was about to vomit.
And it's so small.
Lu Xiaobai is much older than him.
But Lu Xiaobai was speechless, the effect of the medicine reached a new stage, a strange feeling spread from the lower abdomen to the brain, the body was still as weak as before, but different from the weakness just now, Lu Xiaobai felt that at this moment he The whole body seems to be made of water.
A strange feeling of ants crawling across the body.
He bit his lower lip tightly, and he didn't let go until the blood was bleeding. The only pain could slow down the spread of this weird feeling.
For the first time in his life, under the effect of the medicine, he got wet, and uncontrollable water came out from an indescribable place.
I am indeed a native of Tang.Lu Xiaobai sighed in his mind when he was confused.
"Tsk. I can't tell, Lu Xiaobai." Wu Zhi stretched out his hand to touch Lu Xiaobai's butt, and his hand was wet. "Usually he looks like a decent person, but he's flirting like this behind his back."
"You are such a baby."
"Brother will satisfy you immediately."
"Mine is big, bear with it~" the electronic voice doubled.
...Lu Xiaobai was a little desperate.
He looked at Dior, which Wu Zhi couldn't even connect to a Mac, and couldn't complain, so he could only say that he lived up to his name.
"bang"
The compartment door was kicked open, and the door and lock fell off.
Wu Zhi was pulled out violently and hit the toilet floor. He tried to get up, but was kicked on the face by the man and smashed back to the ground.
Lu Cheng pointed a gun at the Dior signed by Wu, and looked down at him, his eyes seemed to kill him: "Police, anti-pornography."
16 Chapter 16
The author has something to say: Yay!Xiaobai was finally caught by the sun! ! !
58.
Wu's signature was taken away by someone called by Lu Cheng.
Lu Cheng hugged Lu Xiaobai tightly, wrapped him in his arms, and patted him on the back lightly: "Snoring, don't be scared."
Lu Xiaobai felt that Lu Cheng was the one who was frightened, but he was actually quite calm.
It's just that there is a faint feeling that Lu Cheng will come, he will definitely come.
And compared to this way of comforting children, he felt that he should need another way now.
Alas, Police Officer Baixia Lu has a sea king face that is so coquettish, but inside he is a straight male veteran cadre who is upright and not yet enlightened. I have to take the initiative to do the embarrassing things.I'm all disheveled, and he still hasn't the slightest idea!Dead wood cannot be carved.
Lu Xiaobai sighed helplessly in his heart, raised his head with his little strength and leaned forward to kiss Lu Cheng, then recalled how the coquettish girls in Tang Country seduced Meng 0, and pinched his throat softly Said: "Lu...Officer, I feel bad..."
It's so embarrassing, it's the first time in my life to do this.Lu Xiaobai's face quickly flushed red again.
Then the old cadre, Police Officer Lu, finally got the hang of it. He picked up Lu Xiaobai and opened a room nearby. He pulled the light and completed the content of 800*5 words that is not easy to share with everyone.
Why there is a *5, because it is the first time for both of them to eat meat, and it is the first time in Lu Xiaobai's life that he understands why the people of Tang Country love soy sauce and brewing so much, it is really painful and happy.
It turns out that I am a 100% iron-blooded Tang native.He was emotional while being treated like this.
As soon as Lu Cheng went to bed, his elm head opened up. As expected of a person who hasn't had xsh in more than 20 years, once he starts to have sex, Lu Xiaobai is very satisfied.
While being moved to tears by the sun, he couldn't help shouting: "Husband is awesome~"
59.
Lu Cheng felt that Lu Xiaobai might be born to be a liar. He blushed at every turn when we first met him, and looked silly. He never thought that there was such a person hidden under his harmless and gentle appearance!
He doesn't even use an oar when he goes to the beach—all by the waves.
However, it made him like it even more.
He gently brushed off Lu Xiaobai's sweat-stained hair on his forehead, and kissed him lightly, but the force behind his body was even more violent: "Hey, call again~"
60.
It's so cool.Lu Xiaobai lay paralyzed on the bed, pretending to light a cigarette.Tried to inhale, but was choked on a few mouthfuls.
Seeing that his little face was wrinkled from choking, Lu Cheng took the cigarette in his hand and pressed it out in the ashtray.
"Don't you smoke?"
"Ah."
"I've always been curious. I've never seen you smoking, so where does the smell of tobacco come from?" Lu Xiaobai wanted to ask for a long time.
Lu Cheng took Lu Xiaobai over and hugged him: "I don't smoke in front of you, but secretly behind your back."
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"Why? I look like someone who will control your smoking?" Lu Xiaobai hammered Lu Cheng's shoulder with his fist, expressing his injustice, "I quite like the faint smell of tobacco!"
"Why don't you care? You have to worry about me." Lu Cheng raised his eyebrows at him, and made an expression like I'm a scoundrel, and I've got you. What can you do to me.Lu Xiaobai was not used to the smell of cigarettes, he would choke every time someone smoked around him, and Lu Cheng had noticed it early on.
"Then I will!" Lu Xiaobai puffed up his chest and frowned.
"So what?"
Lu Xiaobai pretended to be helpless: "I can only take care of you, what else can I do?"
Then Lu Cheng kissed Lu Xiaobai, pushed him down on the bed, and started a new round of 800 words.
17 Chapter 17
The author has something to say: It’s over~ Thanks to Teacher 9 for the earthy title of the book
61.
The result of excessive indulgence the day before was that Lu Xiaobai slept until three o'clock in the afternoon the next day before waking up, and his back was sore, as if he had been torn apart and put back together again.
And he couldn't walk anymore, it hurt so much.
As soon as he took a step, the indescribable part would be torn like pain.
Lu Cheng sat by the bed and looked at him quietly.
Not looking at it normally, but looking at it with the eyes of a pie chart.
Lu Xiaobai read five points of tenderness, three points of love, one point of surprise and one point of confusion.
not good.What happened again!
"What's wrong?" he asked aloud.
"You are on the trending search."
"What??? Because of Wu Zhi?" Lu Xiaobai really didn't expect Wu Zhi to be so popular, he thought he was just an unknown rapper.
Lu Cheng shook his head: "It's none of his business, he's already been arrested."
What else can there be?Lu Xiaobai was confused.
"I can't figure out what I have done that can be on the hot search."
Lu Cheng clicked on the hot search list on Weibo, and pulled it to the bottom, at the 45th position——
#You have seen the most beautiful article#
Lu Xiaobai's hanging heart instantly let go, his eyes widened, and he asked in disbelief, "My God, am I on fire?"
Unexpectedly, his mediocre 180-line online novels and handwritten novels would one day become popular on the trending searches!It is not in vain that he only has more than 1000 fans and insisted on finishing the long novel every Saturday.
"How do you know that person is mine? I'm so popular that netizens picked me up??" Something was wrong.
"Very happy?" Lu Cheng's eyes on the pie chart adjusted the scale, and the confusion turned into three points, "Because your IP was checked by the Internet police."
???
Something is wrong, something is really wrong.
"Why check me?" Lu Xiaobai took the phone and clicked on Hot Search.
The case was solved, and the hot search was one of his Huang Wen.
"Unexpectedly, my little boyfriend can also write Huangwen." Seeing Lu Xiaobai's surprised to petrified expression, Lu Cheng smiled even more.
Got cute.
"Recently, the Internet cleanup operation is so strict, why are you either cereal or Huangwen, boyfriend?" Lu Cheng teased him again.
"Damn it, do you support me if you don't make money!"
"Well, I've been waiting for this sentence for a long time." Lu Cheng rubbed Lu Xiaobai's face, "I have money, so I will support you."
62.
If the obscure sentiment is spread on a small scale and there is no profit, nothing will happen.
However, the necessary process still needs to be followed, but Lu Xiaobai can't walk anymore.
So there was such a scene in the police station——
Lu Cheng got out of the car, and the princess carried Lu Xiaobai into the police station. After finishing the record, the princess carried him out and put him in the car.
Everyone in the police station:
"?"
"Is this taking notes? This is dog abuse!"
"It's over, it's over, it's over, ah, ah, when KTV was cracking down on pornography, I thought they were having fun. Just because I looked at you more during the crackdown on pornography~"
"It turns out that Lu Xiaobai got into the game twice in three days to pick on our Lu team, tsk tsk. It's novel."
"Sweep porn and find true love, I'm really Resby. Yo, it rhymes."
"I would call it outrageous."
"I will start an article tonight: "Sweet Love: The Police Husband Is Too Bad""
Class 18 Assistant Episode 1
The author has something to say: Ban Zhu's story is not as funny as Xiaobai's, it's a little miserable.I'm so afraid of being locked up (shuddering)
1.
My name is Jiang Ye, and I am a top student.
Although most people would not say that they are a top student, I have indeed been a top student since I was a child.
My parents almost planned everything for me from birth to postgraduate graduation. All I have to do is to complete the tasks they entrusted to me step by step and grow up according to the standard of an excellent child.
People who don't know may think that I am oppressed and forced to study with my head on my head. I have no happiness, no freedom, and no right to play.
Actually no, my parents never force me, they just arrange everything, and then I will take it all in my stride.
Study hard, and then always take the first place in the exam is my whole life.
I am very satisfied.
2.
When I was in middle school and high school, the students around me were more or less rebellious. Many people even took action, such as not doing homework, sleeping in class, skipping class, smoking in the toilet... These will give people a sense of rebellion. Does it bring any joy?
Oh, and puppy love, many students are in love with each other, no matter what parents and teachers try to stop them, they still want to have a relationship secretly.
What is it like to like someone?
I don't understand.
Or do they love the rebellious feeling of this puppy love?
I used to think that I didn't have a rebellious period, but unexpectedly, it just came too late.
3.
In the summer after my sophomore year, I, who had never even been in a relationship, made an appointment with a stranger.
It was the first rebellious thing I did in my life.
4.
The cause is curiosity.
When I was in my twenties, the roommates around me sometimes secretly talked about xsh behind my back in the dormitory. Why did they hide behind my back?Maybe they think I look purer?
Actually no, I definitely know more about the structure of the human body than they do.
It's just that when I passed by and heard their whispering, I suddenly wanted to experience sex | love.
Just do it on vacation.It's a busy final review week right now.
5.
I downloaded Xiaolan, registered and logged in, and randomly put an online picture as my profile picture.
Probably because the webpage I chose was so beautiful, many people sent me messages, and they posted genitals as soon as they came up, and my conversation list was almost overwhelmed by genitals.
With the attitude of studying human genitalia, I clicked through one by one, but I didn't see Dior that satisfied me.
Now that you have made an appointment with P, you must make it perfect and get the best experience.
I politely rejected them: I'm sorry, I don't like your Dior.
I was blocked by more than [-] people.
There are not many 1s near the house I rented. I suspect that I have been blocked by all 1s in this area, because no 1s have come to me.
But I am not a person who gives up lightly. Since no one is looking for me, then I will take the initiative.
About 10 kilometers away, there is a 1 who is still online. The profile picture is a boy wearing a black mask and hot tin foil. Only the deep eyebrows and eyes are exposed, and there is no emotion.
It's so good-looking, I feel like I'm going to drown in his iceberg demeanor just by looking at it.
It is probably also a web map, but he did manage to arouse my interest.
Click on the homepage, there is only a period in the personal introduction.
There is no news, and no one is following anyone, but there are more than 100 people who like him.
It's so cold, it's even more interesting.
[Yeah yeah yeah]: Hi.
I tentatively sent a message.
[1]: hmm
[Yeah yeah yeah]: I would like to ask, do you usually make appointments?
[1]: Approx.
Ah, there is drama.
[Yeah yeah yeah]: Look at Dior?
[1]: The profile picture is you?
[Yeah yeah yeah]: No.
I thought about it, picked a photo and sent it to him. Since I made the appointment first, I had to be sincere.
[Yeah yeah yeah]: [flash image]
was clicked.
Then 1 on the opposite side sent me his dior picture.
It's so beautiful, the shape of the mouth, the length, it's simply the phoenix color version of Nuwa's showmanship.
Won my heart, what I want is this kind of doir!
I was so lucky that I met such a dior for the first time.
Life is really easy.
6.
I met mysterious netizen 1 that night.
He is handsome and tall, and his profile picture is actually his own, which I did not expect.
Make a lot of money.
And it's so cold, I'm so sexually moved!
Maybe high cold attack is my xp.
7.
He is very skilled, just a few times of teasing, I was too weak to stand up, he picked me up horizontally, put me on the bed, lifted my legs, and drove straight in.
"Ah... Take it easy..." Really cool.It hurts and feels good.
"What's your name?" I asked him, panting.
He was panting too, which sounded nice, but he didn't answer me: "Don't ask, it's unnecessary."
Oh, okay.
8.
In fact, it hurts a lot. It's the first time I can't stand him being so sloppy.
He tossed and tossed all night until he was satisfied.
Tears were all rushed out by him.
Afterwards, he leaned against the bed and lit a cigarette without looking at me: "First time?"
Damn, you know you still fuck me like this.You have no heart!
But I still said, "No."
He glanced at me and chuckled.
Probably laughing at my poor lying technique.
This handsome 1 is really unreasonable.
9.
When I got home I developed a fever and lay in bed for a few days.
10.
I seem to fall in love with that feeling.
One day I woke up in a dream with a lot of wet under my body.
In the dream it was that cold and handsome 1.
I sighed and picked up my phone.
[Yeah yeah yeah]: Do you want to return the appointment?
[1]: Yes.
11.
After a few dates, we got to know each other better and he started talking to me in bed.
"Is it here?" He pushed|tucked a few times, help me, I'm really going to pass out.
"Keep your ass up."
"Don't go, wait for me."
"Move yourself."
12.
Make love with him|Love is really good.
A peerless Dior paired with a good job Bingshan Shuai 1, it's going to kill me.
13.
I want to be grassed by him all the time.
But it's been a month and I still don't know his name.
On the bed, with him deep|buried inside of me, I felt safe, and at that moment I was the closest person he had in the world.
But after getting out of bed, there is only Xiaolan between us.
He is also often offline, and I have to wait a long time for his reply.
14.
I may be in love with my p friend.
I want to kiss him so much.
Class 19 Assistant Episode 2
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15.
He never kissed me, never.
Not even a superficial kiss.
I don't understand, we've already spoken to each other, why can't we just kiss?
16.
So that day, when I was being slapped on the wall by him, the intense pleasure hit my nerves, I couldn't hold it back, I leaned my head and wanted to kiss him.
I thought, what if?
What if he also has a little affection for me?
But he turned his head away, with the same indifferent look as usual, without any emotion in his eyes.
The movements under him didn't stop.
I am not happy anymore, no amount of intense pleasure can make me happy, dopamine is dead.
So wronged, although I have no position to feel wronged.
I hugged his neck tightly, trying to get myself closer to him, closer.
God, can I melt into his flesh and blood?
Tears flowed out uncontrollably.
At first I was still trying to keep my voice down, it was so embarrassing, then I started whimpering and crying, crying loudly, just hear it.
He slapped me hard, and I hung on him bouncing, crying heartbreakingly.
He's done talking, she's dead, and I'm still sobbing and crying.
He carried me to the bed, put me down gently, and backed away from me.
I have a hunch we might end up like this.
I cried even louder, and I wondered pervertedly, can he not come out of my body, knotted, stuck in it, never come out.
17.
"Don't make an appointment in the future."
After taking a shower and getting dressed, he left with just one sentence.
I'm still crying you bastard.
Would a word of comfort kill you?Will passing me a tissue kill you?Will liking me kill you?
18.
It turns out that there is a person whose spirit and body are completely separated, making | love is as common as eating for him.
A month ago, I thought I was such a person who had no feelings and only loved learning.
It turned out that I just haven't encountered it yet.
19.
I couldn't help not talking to him, held back for several days, and finally sent Xiaolan back.
Oh, I can't post it.
I was blocked by him.
The only tenuous connection between us was lost.
20.
Ok.
My first love that died before it even started, bye.
21.
I became a learning machine again, and I read all the courses of my junior year by myself. Only when I am studying, can I not think about him.
It turns out that life is not easy at all, only learning is easy.
22.
I dreamed about him again, but unfortunately it was a nightmare and I woke up with a fright.
Why is it a nightmare, I still want to see him more.deficit.
I opened the photo album on my phone, but he didn't let me take pictures, but I liked it so much, so I secretly took a photo of us together before he woke up.
I zoomed in on the photo, and stretched my hand down, maybe this is the first time I want to give it to him.
It didn't move a few times, and it didn't get up, and I burst into tears.
It was so annoying, I threw away my phone, curled up on the bed, covered my face with a pillow, and cried silently and hysterically.
23.
The new semester has begun.
In addition to a bunch of classes, I also have to be a class assistant, so I will be busy.
Be brave and not afraid of difficulties.
24.
I didn't expect to meet him.
in my class.
I know that it will be more difficult for me to quit him after the reunion, but I am so happy, I am willing to fall.
25.
Roll roll, checked the roster, it turned out that his name is Yi Mengda, and his student number is 19110520.
snort.If you don't tell me, I already know your name, Yi Mengda.
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