11.

Lu Xiaobai sold three films during this period, and the cereal didn't seem to be as profitable as he imagined.But since it's done, let's do it for a while.

The fourth customer came. This person's painting style feels different from the previous ones. The head portrait is a three-quarter profile of a cool Alaskan dog, with ears raised high, and the wind blows, and its fur is reversed. Blown away by the wind, Alaska gazes into the distance.

Lu Xiaobai was shocked.

Alaskan pigs can take such handsome photos!

LC: Hello, from Weibo.

Road: Hello, we have 5r one here.

Road: [Baidu cloud screenshot]

Road: 45s to try out the video.

Road: [Video]

"Yo, quite professional." Sitting in the car, Lu Cheng chuckled.

LC: I've seen it, and it's okay.

LC: Boss, business should be good, right?

Road: At first, it wasn't very good.Still at a loss.

LC: That's fine.

Road:? ? ?

Lu Xiaobai black question mark.

Why on earth did one or two come to destroy his job today?They won't be colleagues again, will they?Has the cereal world rolled into this?So scary.

Alarm bells rang out in his heart.

On the other side, in the police car.

Lu Cheng thinks that simple children like Lu Xiaobai usually like animals very much.Since Samoyed is used as the head portrait, I must like Samoyed very much, maybe he raised it himself.

Since they both like dogs, they can start with the topic of dogs, gradually open the heart of this "stumbled" boy, and pull him back from the wrong path.

then

LC: Do you have a Samoyed?

LC: Pretty cute.

Well, a perfect opening.Lu Cheng waited for Lu Xiaobai's reply with satisfaction.

Lu Xiaobai looked a little confused.What is this doing?Greetings?

Added Wechat and don’t buy movies, so I’m talking nonsense with a movie seller here... After Lu Xiaobai’s pair of keen eyes with many years of surfing experience appraised——

It must be the wretched man who wants to harass the little girl!

"Look at me punching hard! A wretched man with one punch!"

Lu Xiaobai picked up the keyboard and typed quickly.

Road: The Samoyed who raised you [horse head], wsn dies! ! !

"Ding."

Lu Cheng looked at the news and felt that the development was not quite right. Although he didn't quite understand it, it was definitely not a good word.

"Sister Li, do you know what wsn means? Why do kids nowadays like abbreviations so much?" He seldom surfed the Internet, so he asked the little 5G surfer who was driving next to him.

Sister Li looked at him in surprise: "Haha, what kind of adult are you pretending to be. Are you playing Weibo? WSN is the abbreviation of wretched man."

Lu Cheng:?

The Samoyed who raised you, the wretched man will die.

Lu Cheng understood.

......

LC: ? ? ?

【Red exclamation mark】[The message has been sent, but it was rejected by the other party. ]

"Grass."

4 Chapter 4

The author has something to say: Lu Xiaobai: I fell asleep, I pretended.

12.

"Dong dong dong." There was a heavy knock on the door.

Lu Xiaobai is negotiating a big deal of 10 yuan with someone. When the deal is successful, the 30 yuan cost of buying resources will be earned back!

Lu Xiaobai didn't expect anyone to knock on the door of his house at this point, he didn't know anyone in this part of Jin country, and he didn't know anyone around the small house he rented.

But he still moved his noble butt, moved to the entrance and opened the door, his eyes were still fixed on the phone screen, and his hands were clacking and typing.

"Police." A nice low voice came from diagonally above.

Lying, trough.

Lu Xiaobai's flying fingers stopped, his eyes moved away from the screen inch by inch, and climbed up——

The handsome police officer that night was wearing his uniform, showing his ID card, frowning slightly, and pursing his mouth into a line, looking a little upset?

"Someone reported that you are suspected of spreading obscene and pornographic information, please come with us." Lu Cheng put away his ID, and glanced at the screen of Lu Xiaobai's phone. They are in the middle of the green dialog box.

Then he raised his right eyebrow at Lu Xiaobai: "It seems to be true."

Lu Xiaobai hastily turned off the screen, and a blush instantly appeared on his fair face, and then spread to the base of his ears, and then reddened to his earlobe.

So easily shy?Then how did he come up with the idea of ​​working as a waiter in the clubhouse and Weibo Cereal?Lu Cheng was a little surprised and suddenly felt that he shouldn't tease Lu Xiaobai casually, he looked like he was about to cry.

Tsk, this kid can't help being funny.

At this time, Lu Xiaobai's heart:

"Sorry so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much so so so so so so so so so so so much so so so so so so so!"

"So he is the one who owns the cereal???"

"Which damn report me???"

"Is that stupid and wretched man or that colleague?"

"I'm in a hurry!"

"It's over, I committed a crime."

"It's so embarrassing, help me ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I buy a ticket to go back to Tang country overnight?"

"The house can be rented out, and my toes have already picked out three bedrooms and one living room for me."

13.

Lu Xiaobai entered the game again, and it hadn't been 24 hours since he left last time.

A middle-aged police uncle who met at the Public Security Bureau yesterday, saw that Lu Xiaobai was interesting, and patted him on the shoulder to greet him kindly: "Hey, young man, why are you here again? There are no benches in this bureau." Come back before it's cold?"

"... Uncle policeman, this was an accident." Lu Xiaobai thought to himself, who would want to enter the police station.

"I thought you were addicted to riding in the police car yesterday. Everyone said you young man, after you were arrested, you smiled so brightly." The police uncle laughed and teased Lu Xiaobai, "What's the matter this time? ah?"

Help, it means that the body is not afraid of the shadow crooked, this time it is really crooked.Lu Xiaobai scratched his head, and said a little embarrassedly: "The online cereal was arrested."

"Hey! Oatmeal!" The police uncle was even happier when he heard it, and was about to continue asking, when Lu Xiaobai was taken by Lu Cheng to make a statement.

14.

The transcript was made by Lu Cheng for Lu Xiaobai.

Suffocation, good mother embarrassment, but also a little happy.

Be alone with handsome guys, get!

"When did you start the oatmeal?" Lu Cheng's voice was a little hoarse, deep but very pleasant. Listening to him, it was like brushing a piece of obsidian that was polished smooth and round with the fingertips. The fingertips were cold but warm The tactile feeling gives people great satisfaction, and Lu Xiaobai likes to listen to it very much.

"It just opened less than three hours ago."

"How many copies have you sold so far?"

"One piece for 5 yuan, I sold four. But I bought more resources and Weibo accounts than this, so I lost money anyway."

Lu Xiaobai took the initiative to describe to Lu Cheng the whole process of his first "entrepreneurship".

In the end, he reiterated again: "Uncle policeman, I really didn't expect this behavior to be so serious and bad. I promise I will never do it again!"

Lu Cheng was trying to hold back his laughter, watching Lu Xiaobai earnestly calculate the profit of the cereal for him, talking about the phoenix deal of less than 300 as if he was making a billion-dollar deal with Ma Yun ,interesting.

Then in the end, Lu Xiaobai's sincere sentence "police uncle" made his eyebrows twitch. Although he also called Lu Xiaobai a child, Lu Xiaobai was as naive as a child in his eyes, but he was caught by an 18-year-old People call uncle.

...

Just half an hour ago, he heard Lu Xiaobai call the 54-year-old Zhang in the police station "uncle policeman".

A little upset.

Thinking of being blacklisted as a wsn before, I feel even more upset.

So Lu Xiaobai saw that after his eloquent speech, the handsome policeman immediately broke down.

He had no idea what had gone wrong.

Lu Xiaobai panicked.

It's over, it's over, it's over, I won't be in prison.

"Uncle policeman, I... I won't be arrested and locked up, will I?" He sounded out to test.

"No. The transcript is almost done." Lu Cheng put down his pen, turned the notebook in the other direction, and pushed it to the other side of the table, "Let's take a look, and sign here if you think there is no problem."

Lu Xiaobai glanced at the notebook.

It is a good-looking regular script, charming, vigorous and unrestrained yet unrestrained, changeable and flexible yet plump and majestic.

Handsome guy's handwriting is so beautiful.

"Good words!" Lu Xiaobai praised from the bottom of his heart.

"Thank you."

After looking at the content, it was similar to what he said, and Lu Xiaobai wrote down his name neatly and stroke by stroke.

15.

Although 20 yuan would not allow Lu Xiaobai to eat in prison, Lu Xiaobai was given more than an hour of ideological education by a policeman.

It was finally over, and just when he thought he could leave, he met the enthusiastic old policeman who had chatted with him before, so the old-fashioned and kind-hearted police uncle gave him another ideological education.

At the end of the day, Lu Xiaobai feels that his whole body has been sublimated. The five characters of the core values ​​of the Jin Kingdom "refuse pornography, gambling and drugs" have been deeply engraved into the DNA of Lu Xiaobai, who is bleeding from the Tang Dynasty.

After firmly assuring the police uncle for the nth time that he would never do it again, he could finally leave.

Lu Xiaobai walked out with a dizzy head, and was about to leave the gate of the Public Security Bureau.

"Lu Xiaobai." Lu Cheng stopped him, turned the car key, "I'll see you off."

Lu Xiaobai struggled for a second, he really didn't want to take the police car anymore, one time was enough, two times had already passed, he already had PTSD in the police car.

In the end, poverty, laziness, and the desire to look at handsome men prevailed. There is still some distance from his home here. The impoverished male college students who have just lost more than 200 people feel that they can save a little bit.

So he sat in the passenger seat of Cheng Cheng, and to his surprise, he turned out to be driving a private car.

16.

"Thank you, Uncle Policeman. I live on xx Road, 6, Building 301, xx Community." Lu Xiaobai closed the car door, sat upright, put his hands on his lap, and turned his head to Lu Cheng and said obediently.

"Uncle policeman?" Lu Cheng couldn't help it, "I look big?"

Lu Xiaobai was shocked, it turned out that he said something wrong here!He quickly changed his words: "No, you look as old as me, brother policeman."

Lu Cheng felt that something was weird, but he couldn't put it into words: "My name is Lu Cheng, Lu from the mainland, and Cheng from Feixue of Chengmen. I'm 23 this year. Just call me by my name."

Lu Xiaobai felt that it was not good to call him by his name directly: "Okay, Officer Cheng."

"?"

"Ah, I'm sorry! Officer Lu!"

Lu Cheng still looked at him for a few seconds, but Lu Xiaobai didn't know what was wrong, so he was stunned for a few seconds, and looked at him in blank dismay.

Isn't Officer Lu right?Then what should it be called, Lu Xiaobai secretly pondered what to call it.

Then he saw the handsome face on the opposite side begin to zoom in, Officer Lu approached him, Lu Xiaobai's breath was stagnant, and he felt his heart beating. Kissing, he grabbed the corner of his clothes, a little nervous.

Is my first kiss coming?

Am I finally going to leave the single after 18 years of being single?

Excited.jpg

Lu Xiaobai closed his eyes nervously, kissing with eyes closed should be more romantic.

He smelled a mixture of clear cologne and a faint smell of tobacco, which gradually became richer and mixed with every inch of air around him. Take a few sniffs.

Lu Xiaobai felt Lu Cheng's infinite approach.

Then, passed him.

?

"Click." The sound of the seat belt being buckled.

"You kid, you don't have a good sense of safety."

"Huh? Asleep?" Seeing that Lu Xiaobai had his eyes closed, Lu Cheng turned up the temperature in the car, "Go to sleep, I'm quite tired in the afternoon."

5 Chapter 5

17.

Lu Xiaobai is now leaning on the passenger seat, pretending to be asleep, not daring to move.

I can only see his eyelashes trembling slightly with the turbulent, roaring and shouting heart:

“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊,路小白你在想什么??你以为你是《怦然心动》女主吗?这里是晋国!怎么会有人想跟认识24小时不到的人接吻!!!”

"Wake up, wake up, don't be fooled by the handsome guy!"

He slapped himself hard in the heart.

Under the highly tense nerves, coupled with the baptism of the "refusal to pornography, gambling and drugs" education the previous afternoon, Lu Xiaobai fell asleep in the smell of cologne.

18.

When he opened his eyes again, it was getting dark, and he suddenly found himself still sitting in the car with a coat on his body, which should belong to Lu Cheng, Lu Xiaobai blushed again.

"I saw that you were tired, so I didn't call you."

Lu Xiaobai quietly inhaled the pleasant smell of Lu Cheng on the coat, folded the coat, and handed it to Lu Cheng: "Thank you, Officer Lu."

"You're welcome."

"Goodbye, Officer Lu."

"See you."

Lu Xiaobai looked at Lu Cheng, opened his mouth, and seemed to have something to say to Lu Cheng, but he was too embarrassed to say it, and closed his mouth again.he

Pushing open the car door and going out, took a few steps, turned around and ran back, knocking on the car window.

Lu Cheng slowly rolled down the window.

"Officer Lu, that, can I add your WeChat?" Lu Xiaobai finally asked.

Only by attacking boldly, will there be another peerless handsome guy in the circle of friends.

There is no shame in color control, he thought to himself.

But Lu Cheng didn't answer, and the air fell into a strange silence.

Ah, it's so embarrassing, the first time I asked for WeChat, I encountered Waterloo, and Lu Xiaobai broke up: "It's not convenient, it's okay, I'm leaving, Officer Lu."

He just wanted to escape the embarrassing scene quickly.

"Wait a minute, a person with an Alaskan profile picture added you a few hours ago, do you remember?" Lu Cheng stopped him.

"Remember. That person seems to be a wretched man, so I blocked him directly." Lu Xiaobai scratched his head embarrassingly, "Can the police station check the WeChat chat records directly?"

The Internet is not an illegal place, and it seems that we must be cautious in our words and deeds online in the future.

"No. The one you blocked was me."

"?"

19.

Destroy the world, tired. ——Lu Xiaobai's diary.

20.

[Road]: Officer Lu, sorry.

Lu Xiaobai walked home with numb steps, and after pulling Lu Cheng out of the blacklist, he really didn't know what to say.

Words are too pale, no words can accurately express his pie chart heart at this moment——

Four points for embarrassment, three points for confusion, two points for being a dog, and one point for being overwhelmed.

Since it is embarrassing to say anything, it is better to send four words to make the embarrassment shorter.

[LC]: All right.are you home yet?

[Road]: Arrived.

[LC]: Have a good rest.

Lu Cheng replied to Lu Xiaobai naturally as if nothing happened.

Lu Xiaobai felt that it didn't seem so embarrassing anymore.

21.

After eating and taking a shower, Lu Xiaobai calmed down.

Although the society is dead, he has no one he knows in Jin!

This is called invalid social death!

Although I lost money, I added the WeChat account of the handsome guy!

Thinking about it this way, it’s not a bad idea.

Happiness needs to be shared, so that you can get double happiness!

Although he didn't know anyone in Jincheng, he still had some small fans thanks to the novel being serialized.

The little fans followed his Weibo all the way to play happily with him.

I have 1594 fans, 1595 times happier~ Lu Xiaobai thought to himself.

@小鹿bye: I went through the whole process from starting a business to failing in one day, but I added a very handsome guy on WeChat (*^▽^*) 08:30 and I’m still writing!

Comment area: [I don't believe it, unless you give us a photo of Kangkang [狗头]]

【Wow, congratulations Baibai~】

[[Lemon][Lemon][Lemon] I've never met a handsome guy, so let's go]

[In vain, hungry, rice. 】

[Squat for a follow-up, is there a follow-up! 】

The readers are so cute, and it was another day warmed by the little fans, Lu Xiaobai accelerated the speed of coding.

22.

Lu Xiaobai has found a new part-time job, and he plans to work in a gay bar.

As soon as I walked into the gay bar, I saw a banner hanging brightly on the wall, with white letters on a red background clearly saying "obey the law, pornography, gambling and drugs are strictly prohibited!"

Lu Xiaobai went directly to the banner slogan that was pulled on the streets of the urban-rural fringe of Vision 80 in the [-]s - "Both boys and girls are the same, and daughters are also passed on to future generations!".

He took a few steps back mechanically, stepped back to the door, and looked up to make sure that he had gone the right way.

Well, it's gay, right?

He walked in again, frowning and looking at the wall that said "obey the law, pornography, gambling and drugs are strictly prohibited!"

Grass is worthy of the state of Jin.

"Excuse me, is the manager there?" Lu Xiaobai asked a lucky person at random.It was a tall, long-haired young lady in a jk uniform, with her back turned to him, as if she was reading a ledger.

Miss jk uniform turned around, big breasts, thin waist, long legs, very deep eyebrows, nose too high, so temperament, good sister Yu!

Sister, I can, I can, I can, Lu Xiaobai frantically brushed the barrage in his heart.

Although he is curvy, this is the basic quality of face control, beauty can be licked by both men and women, shasha.

Then he heard a man's voice from the sister with big breasts and thin waist: "I am, what's wrong?" It's not rough, but it can be heard that it is a boy's voice.

"?" Lu Xiaobai was shocked!

Did Jin also have intersex people? ! !

This is the first time seeing him in Jin country!

He always thought that this kind of intersex people commonly used in Huangwen was a unique race in their country of Tang! ! !

6 Chapter 6

The author has something to say: This is the case, twin apricots, children, ht should be quite common!

23.

Lu Xiaobai originally wanted to be a bartender or something. When he was still in Tang Country, his father and daddy opened a bar. He was a little interested in bartending and learned a few tricks.

But that's Tang Country's bar!

The doi activities that can be seen everywhere intensified here, and turned into a large-scale group sex party. In the second half, after everyone had drunk their heads, all they could see were white bodies, constantly rhythmic with the music.

Lu Xiaobai, who is still underage, saw this scene for the first time: Mai Aisi, Mai Aisi, begging for a pair of eyes that have never seen it! ! !

Since then, I have never been to Tangguo Bar ptsd again.

This led to, after Lu Xiaobai said confidently, "Let me try, everyone said I have talent before", in front of You Jun, the jk uniform manager, he mixed a glass of hard to swallow Appletini.

You Jun took a sip reluctantly, and frowned even deeper.

He looked at Lu Xiaobai for a long time, as if saying, "What do you think, treasure?"

Lu Xiaobai understood, this is probably the story of Shang Zhongyong, the fall of a genius.

Alas, Tangguo lost a rising genius bartender because he was too good at playing tricks.

He consciously asked: "Excuse me, is there a shortage of waiters?"

24.

Later, he discovered that even if he hadn't fallen, he couldn't be a bartender.

The bartenders in gay bars usually take off their clothes, or wear very sexy and revealing clothes.She's in good shape, Sihashiha.

These days, no one with abdominal muscles, pectoral muscles, deltoid muscles, shark lines dares to come out to mix drinks.

The gay circle is really hot.

25.

Lu Xiaobai worked steadily in the gay bar for more than half a month. Earlier, he was worried about whether someone would mess around in the gay bar, but later found that there was nothing to worry about.

At least no one would mess around where he could see.

Compared with the bars in Tangguo, this gay bar can simply be renamed Health Bar.

Zero o'clock is the busiest time in the gay bar. Everyone is drinking to the fullest. You Jun and others will dance Kpop on stage to ignite the audience. As the music rotates, it shines on the banner of the urban-rural fringe that reads "obey the law, strictly prohibit pornography, gambling and drugs!" from time to time.

It's great that the salary is still high without the white and criss-crossing rhythmic body.

Lu Xiaobai squinted his eyes in relief, picked up his thermos cup, and took a sip of red dates and wolfberry tea.

Love&Peace.

Putting down the thermos, he noticed a familiar figure walking in the distance, the handsome guy who was so handsome that he asked for WeChat!

Lu Cheng?

What is he doing here?Or casual clothes.

Lu Xiaobai rang the alarm bell quickly again, plain clothes to fight pornography?

He quickly ran to look for You Jun: "Brother Jun, the police are here!!" This month's salary has not yet been paid! Gay bars cannot be checked!

You Jun who had just finished a dance and was resting off the stage: "Huh?"

"Is there any illegal transaction in our store? Just... you know!"

"What are you talking about, we are serious gay."

Lu Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, his job was saved.

26.

When Lu Cheng saw Lu Xiaobai, he was taken aback for a moment: "Lu Xiaobai."

Lu Xiaobai read four points of confusion, three points of worry, two points of surprise, and one point of surprise from his complex pie chart eyes... Does he seem a little bit happy?

"Officer Lu."

"Are you short of money?" Lu Cheng found that Lu Xiaobai was always in some sensual places... It can't be summed up like this, it's just some less serious places to work, probably for this reason.

Lu Xiaobai replied honestly: "I need to save tuition fees and living expenses."

"Won't the parents pay for living expenses?" I've seen Lu Xiaobai's file before, it's not a divorced family, and it doesn't seem to be short of money.

Lu Xiaobai's little head, which had been raised slightly, drooped down, his eyes lowered to look at the floor not far away: "They don't care about me." From the kitchen to the living room, from the study to the toilet, from the bedroom to the balcony...except for doing|love is to quarrel.

I don't know if they really love Lu Xiaobai, but he must have been an accident.

Lu Cheng's eyes moved slightly, he raised his hand, and rubbed Lu Xiaobai's head.

7 Chapter 7

The author has something to say: Before youyou asked about Xiaobai's gender and the genetics of Shuangxing.

27.

Before this, Lu Cheng had never been to a gay bar except for the anti-pornography campaign, only bars.

Unlike other people, who come to gay bars more or less with some purpose or careful thinking, he goes to gay bars to drink purely as a passerby, and he comes in for a drink when he is bored.

So he never expected that when he sat at the bar, things would be like this——

"Sir, your Manhattan."

"Did I make a mistake?" Lu Cheng was puzzled, "I didn't order Manhattan."

"That gentleman ordered it for you." Waiter A pointed to the booth on the left.

Lu Cheng looked over, and saw a man wearing purple fishnet short sleeves and long hair, with his legs crossed charmingly, his left hand on his knees, his right hand on his lips, and then shyly blew him a kiss.

Lu Cheng:......

"Sir, your Mojito was given by Mr. Black Shirt who is scattered over there."

Wearing a tight-fitting black vest, the muscular man with his sinews and thick smoky makeup gave Lu Cheng a heartfelt comparison from a distance.

Lu Cheng:. . .

"Sir, appletini. This time it's from the gentleman on the dance floor with a wine glass and a crop top."

The navel-baring gay twisted his slender waist to the music, gave Lu Cheng a wink from time to time, and stuck out his tongue to lick his lower lip at the same time.

Lu Cheng:......

In addition to more and more colorful cocktails in front of him, there is also the bold 0 sitting directly next to Lu Cheng——

"Ah~ It's so hot~" The first brave little 0 appeared on the stage, shouting "Hot" with his throat, stretching his orchid fingers and pulling down the neckline to dissipate heat, while peeking at Lu Cheng's reaction.Cao, ignored him, and moved a position to the right.

The second brave little 0 quietly approached Lu Cheng from the right back, and whispered in his ear with the most charming and coquettish voice in his life: "I'mso~cold~~babe~"

Lu Cheng frowned and moved to the left, returning to the original position.

28.

When Lu Xiaobai was free, he took a look at the situation at Lu Cheng's side. It was interesting to see that Police Officer Lu used his amorous and abstinent scumbag to attract bees and butterflies, attracting Xiao Zero to follow him.

Lu Cheng is so charming that he has attracted countless little girls to bow down.

Although this kind of snickering is not righteous, but Officer Lu's reaction is too funny.

He grabbed a handful of melon seeds and leaned against the wall to watch the show. Lu Cheng seemed to notice his gaze and turned around.

Lu Xiaobai was caught peeping, a little embarrassed, he was in a hurry, he vomited half of the melon seeds in a hurry.

"Sister, this is what the peerless handsome 1 who came to the bar today ordered for you." Lu Xiaobai's colleague, that is, a handsome waiter, handed a glass of wine to Lu Xiaobai, and looked at him with a bit of resentment. With a glance, "You are too lucky. All the 0s in the bar are trying to strike up a conversation, but no one else cares, so they give you a drink alone. I am so sour."

Lu Cheng slightly raised his glass in Lu Xiaobai's direction, and Lu Xiaobai picked up the wine and took a sip.

Qingxiu Xiao0 watched the small interaction between the two of them through the crowd, wrinkled his nose, took Lu Xiaobai's hand while clapping, and said earnestly: "Sister! Cherish tonight, the peerless handsome 1 is hard to come by! I think You must be a thief, that handsome 1 must be very big, who will be so cool, who will be so cool, you will be so cool, remember to wear a condom, treasure"

"what?"

Oh, this is treating them as 419 (foronenight).

Before Lu Xiaobai had time to explain, Qingxiu Xiao0 muttered "I'm so sour, so sour, sour, why am I not so lucky?" and left.

29.

Of course they don't have 419.

After drinking, Lu Cheng greeted Lu Xiaobai and left.

Before leaving, Lu Cheng asked, "Are all the gay bars so enthusiastic?"

Lu Xiaobai chuckled: "Officer Lu, you haven't been to a gay club, have you? It's hard to find a 1 in the gay scene. Nine out of ten men who come to a gay bar are 0."

"Yeah. Do I look gay?" Lu Cheng looked natural, not embarrassed at all, "You mean I'm 1?"

Crap, to ask such a question...

"Are you a straight man???" Lu Xiaobai was startled. Is this a cultural difference?Sure enough, he has been in Tang country for a long time, and everyone is gay.He had always thought that Officer Lu had a slight affection for him.

"I don't know." Lu Cheng didn't know much about his sexual orientation, because he had never been in a relationship, and he had never had any thoughts other than friendship with the same sex or the opposite sex. He felt that he was a policeman with no emotions.

"The easiest way is, do you have sexual impulses towards boys or girls?" Lu Xiaobai secretly admired himself in his heart, as worthy of being a straightforward and honest Tang countryman.

"No, I don't have that worldly desire." Lu Cheng said lightly.

?

This is not my line?

met an opponent.

"What a coincidence, I don't have that worldly desire either."

30.

After that day, Lu Cheng would come to the gay bar for a drink every now and then.He didn't understand why, but there were so many reasons in the world, and he came up whenever he wanted to.Maybe it's because the gay bar is too messy, and occupational diseases make him a little worried about Lu Xiaobai, that silly kid.

Every time he comes, he doesn't do anything, just order a glass of wine at the bar, most of the time it's Manhattan, sometimes it's Mojito, and he leaves after drinking.Of course, sometimes I would chat with Lu Xiaobai.

In the beginning, there will be a brave little 0 to strike up a conversation with, and some even become more and more courageous, defeating and fighting repeatedly, but after a long time, everyone knows that it is one of the high peaks of the gay bar, and no one can touch it .

"Lu Cheng is the mascot sent by God to bring traffic to our gay bar." You Jun said happily to Lu Xiaobai as he watched the money in the account increasing.

8 Chapter 8

The author has something to say: Dameng 1 is Yi Mengda in reverse.Easy to remember.There is some real information in the forum~

31.

Time flies, Lu Xiaobai started school soon, upgraded to a real male college student, and moved into the university dormitory.

I'm so happy that I don't have to pay the rent anymore.

Everything is fine in college, but Lu Xiaobai feels that the people around him seem to be too gay?

According to the survey report on the sexual orientation of men in Jin that he read before coming to Jin, the ratio of straight men to gay in Jin is about 6:5.

The gay bar is naturally full of gays, which is normal, but shouldn't universities be a relatively standard sample?After all, it's [-]-[-], right?

Why is he surrounded by gays?

Is he some gay magnet?

32.

Where there are people, there is gossip, especially on university anonymous forums.

As freshmen enter school, various posts fill the forum.

Good-looking people always have their own topicality, and when all the dormitories are good-looking, the post will explode.

Subject post: [We have a dormitory upstairs, full of handsome guys! ! !It's not too much to say that they have raised the appearance of the whole school by themselves, right? 】

Main building: lz will not explode the coordinates, anyone who is interested will definitely be able to find it if they just inquire. lz is a freshman in the 2019 class, that is, the group that just entered this year. Our majors are n times more male than female.During military training, I saw several handsome guys in a certain class, so handsome that I was drooling on the spot. I just found out today that all four handsome guys are in the same dormitory! ! !Right above us! !Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

1L: STOP STOP!Put on your clothes!

2L: Something is wrong with you.

3L: I know that class, it was so dazzling during the military training, I couldn't take my eyes off those four handsome guys!

4L: I remember their class assistants are also super good-looking! !

5L: Grass, the child really wants to see the photos, why have you all seen them, isn’t the senior sister worthy of looking at handsome guys? 1551

6L: +1 ball, please post a picture. [kneeling.jpg]

7L: I saw a man wearing a military training uniform in the cafeteria. I don’t know if it’s what you said. [photo]

8L: A good person lives a safe life.

9L replies to 7L: It is one of them.I remember his name is Yi Mengda, he looks super cold, like the kind of iceberg handsome guy who doesn't talk much to people.

10L: Damn, so handsome, does he have a date?

11L: Don't, sisters, hold on, put a melon, this guy is the king of guns. [Eat melon.jpg]

12L replied to 11L: Shocked my whole family, I was shocked, the cold and handsome guy is actually the king of guns!

13L replies to 11L: Zhangkou will come?If there is no hammer, it will be treated as a rumor.

14L replied to 13L: It's not easy to put a hammer, it's too easy to be picked up, but my friend's friend was slept by him.

15L: From the circle of friends of the juniors I just met, I found photos of their class’s military training, are they these four? [photo]

16L: Thanks to 15L for the photo.I circled it for everyone, you are welcome, from left to right are Yi Mengda, Xu Ziyang, Lu Xiaobai, Jia Zhinan.Standing outside holding an umbrella is their class assistant. [photo]

17L: As a 0, after seeing the photos of Yi Mengda, I am full of hope for this dormitory, and the result fits well

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