The sprayer turned black on me
Chapter 1
"Get dressed before 08:30 tomorrow morning, and I'll pick you up.
"Brand owners have requirements that the clothes, trousers and shoes must wear the latest co-branded styles; you can look at the bags and match them yourself, preferably in the same color."
"Understood." Song Yu turned on the phone and played with the computer while answering the manager's words, "Do you need makeup?"
"Whatever, it's best to apply a primer to make the skin texture better, and the rest doesn't matter. Anyway, when you wear sunglasses and a mask, you can't see many faces."
"Ok, I understand."
"Okay, there's nothing else to do, I'll send you a picture of the clothes, don't tell me you're wearing them wrong.
"Tomorrow's airport map will be returned to the brand. You can make sure you are in good condition and go to bed early if you have nothing to do."
"Yeah~" Song Yu obediently responded, coquettishly, "Thank you sister Yao, sister, you should go to bed early too."
"Yes, you don't need to remind me. You have remembered the details I told you just now."
Chen Yao urged again and again.
"We will live in Shencheng for half a month at a stretch, and we will return to the capital tomorrow. Before going to bed, you can post a Weibo to express your feelings. Fans like to watch this kind of thing."
Song Yu glanced sideways at the tablet computer that was hanging in the live broadcast room quietly, and agreed casually: "No problem."
Chen Yao didn't hear anything wrong, and after nagging a few words to drink more water and go to bed early, he hung up the phone.
As soon as the phone was hung up, Song Yu immediately clicked on the private WeChat, skillfully found Er Niu's contact card, and played the language directly.
It didn't take long before the voice was picked up.
"—Wow! What are you doing, big star?"
The sudden voice call made this high school classmate and Song Yu's game partner for many years feel astonished. He yelled at the receiver several times as if he had seen a ghost, repeatedly confirming.
"A liar? You don't have to die for money. If you are scammed online, the grass will grow ten meters high tomorrow. Let me tell you."
"……it's me."
Song Yu rolled his eyes towards the sky.
"I didn't say a word, and you're already cursing me to death?"
"Oh my god, is it really you, Xiao Dao?" Er Niu yelled over there, "Isn't this fighting cybercrime? What's wrong with me raising awareness of prevention."
"It's unlucky for a liar to meet you."
"Okay, what's the matter?" Er Niu came from the other side of the keyboard, "I'm pushing the tower, I'm fine! You are a big star and you can't hinder me from playing games.
"——I rely on him! Are you using your skills at this time? Are you alright?!"
Hearing his friend's furious scolding, Song Yu knew that he must have lost this round.
"Losed? If you lose, just listen to me patiently." Song Yu frowned, and clicked on the newly installed game client, "Is there a diamond account with a score of 3000 or so? Come here."
"Ah?" Er Niu was taken aback when he heard that, "Why, don't you want to be a big star anymore? Where did you suddenly want to fry fish?"
"It's not fried fish." Song Yu glanced at the tablet again, "Touch a few with my friend."
Very well, Kiwi in the live broadcast room hasn't finished the game yet.
Logically speaking, God K should be a master or above, but last season he spent too much time, and he lent his number to his friends for a long time, so this season he lost his score to diamond.
Song Yu calculated Kiwi's score and deduced that numbers around 3200 would have a high probability of encountering God K.
"What friend, do I know you?" Er Niu cautiously probed, "Dao, you must be in a relationship, right? Your current status is different from the past, and you can't casually bring girls to the top!
"It was picked up by someone, and your fans can destroy your house."
"Tsk," Song Yu didn't realize that Er Niu was so verbose before, "It's the same, sex, friend, friend!
"I'm a trafficker after all, so why don't you teach me how to become an idol?"
"Chengchengcheng, as long as you have the numbers." Er Niu started typing on the keyboard again, "Is it okay to get more than 300 points? Here you go, wait for the verification code; I'm starting, let's stop talking."
Without waiting for a response, he hung up the phone beeping.
Song Yu: ...
Forget it, log in to your account first.
The login was successful, and Song Yu was almost killed by the nickname of this account before he had time to check the game career information carefully.
"Grass, strawberry milk rabbit...rabbit?" Song Yu frowned with a chill, "What kind of wicked things are these old men?"
Really, the more a big man loves to pick his feet, the more he loves to have a cute and girlish ID.It's a pity that you can't customize the player's image, and you can't buy clothes to change up, otherwise...
Otherwise, Song Yu has no doubt that when he goes online, he will see a self-made avatar of a cute girl with two ponytails.
Forget it, that's fine.
Song Yu calmed down and looked at the player's career record.Each hero of this account has the same duration of use. Presumably, Erniu often borrows the account, so the player's orientation cannot be seen from the career.
Confusing game ID, unknown career duration - the combination of the two is the perfect vest trumpet.
Song Yu tested the network and was ready to go.
Look at God K in the live broadcast room, just finished a qualifying match.
"This teammate is not good, there is no teamfighter."
Kiwi, who lost points crazily, was in a bad mood. As soon as the game ended, he quit the team to re-match, sighing and complaining to the audience.
"The T and the other output just now were okay, but the nanny's awareness is too bad. People T and C are both rushing forward, why is the nanny cowering and hiding behind?
"The higher you go, the harder it is to meet good milk, and there are too few good rhythms and awareness."
A bunch of people in the live broadcast room swiped the barrage to express their agreement.
[Even if there is a fairy nurse in this segment, it has already been bound to others, and it will not be randomly encountered in the ranking... (Lighting a cigarette)]
[The higher the output, the better the consciousness. We all know that the nanny is going to be cut, and sometimes the nanny can't hide even if he wants to. ]
[It can be avoided, the premise is that the milk needs to understand the gameplay and CD of other output.But this kind of practice is usually C and milk double cultivation, and when it comes to diamonds, it will be output. ]
[If I can get a C why not a C?It's really hard to be a nanny. ]
Song Yu followed the movement in the live broadcast room, and pressed the game button one after the other with Kiwi.
As he expected, Song Yu also started the game almost at the same time God K entered the arena in the live broadcast room.
[KKKiwiiiCCCh] joined the game
[Strawberry Milk Bunny] joined the competition
Not only did they line up in the same game, Song Yu also got into the same team as God K.
"Brothers, enter the voice."
While Kiwi was talking in the live broadcast room, he was typing reminders.
[KKiwiCChh]: Enter voice
Song Yu muted the microphone first, then entered the temporary team voice, and typed an apology.
[Strawberry Milk Tutu]: Sorry, my side is a little noisy
"It's okay, be smart when reporting the time." Kiwi said in a cold tone, "I'll take the output."
"Wow, God K? Did you meet God K in the diamond stage?" A player whose ID was to protect our Anna recognized Kiwi and exclaimed, "It's not a fake name, but it's real? Then God K took us to fly Bar!"
Kiwi sighed softly: "This is a game that depends on the lineup and coordination. It is difficult for one person to carry the entire team."
"Our team is all in solo queue? Is there any milk?" Another player asked, "There are two double queues on the opposite side, and there is a high probability that two of the four are specialized nurses."
Song Yu listened and smiled, thinking that this situation is exactly what I want.
[Strawberry Milk Bunny]: I fill the seat
Then he chose a nanny.
The other teammates burst into tears, all kinds of grateful tears: "Wow! Miss nurse? —— Are you a lady? You are such a nice person, don't be shy, let's chat together with the mute off?"
Song Yu was too lazy to answer, and typed back coldly.
[Strawberry Milk Bunny]: It's started.
As soon as the game countdown ended, he flew out following Kiwi's figure.
Kiwi's output happens to be one of the heroes that Song Yu is very good at and familiar with.
To be more precise, Song Yu knows every hero in this game like the back of his hand.After all, they are the first batch of players who came to the national server to open up wasteland, and they are already familiar with various routines and styles of play.
Not only can he guess Kiwi's trajectory, but he can also guess the lineup and defense mode of the enemy player.
Song Yu, who has his own perspective of God, is so effortless to breastfeed a human being.The opponent's output can't cut him, and he calculates the CD of every hero in our lineup extremely accurately, without wasting a minute or a second of healing time.
"Bunny!"
After being taken several times, God K obviously tasted the sweetness of having a nanny, and was very anxious when stepping on the spot when grabbing, so that he missed two darts.
"The strawberry bunny fell?" The ninja, wearing a ghost mask and carrying a demon sword, turned the camera very anxiously, "Hurry up, I have 8 blood!"
In the next second, a beam of healing yellow light fell on the ninja, and the ninja's blood volume began to rise steadily.
"Wow, you actually avoided that big move just now?" Rao, the top game anchor God K, couldn't help admiring this time.
The ninja turned over and double jumped, and under the guidance of the nurse holding the angel's staff, he jumped into the spot.
"I thought you dropped it."
Kiwi chuckled slightly on the voice side, as if she felt relieved.
Some nympho fans in the live broadcast room caught this chuckle and screamed excitedly.
[Did K just smile?Oh my god, Big K's smile is so good Su! ! ]
[Milk Tutu's technique doesn't feel like a diamond... Boss fried fish? ]
Song Yu didn't answer, and after Kiwi's blood bar was full, he moved away from the yellow line and went to nurse other teammates with residual blood.
Everyone stepped on the point together and successfully scored the first game.
Probably because of the nanny's protection in this round, Kiwi played smoothly, and the audience enjoyed watching it. The barrage in the live broadcast room has increased a lot with the naked eye.Song Yu took advantage of the intermission to look over one by one.
[This teammate is reliable! ]
[Damn, how did that nanny named Tutu escape the big move just now? ]
[I want to see the perspective of Tutu nurse, and see how she hid just now. ]
[I recorded the screen, and when it is released, everyone can watch it together. ]
[Please bind!Please bind! ]
In addition to discussing the game, there are many people who are shouting about binding.
Kiwi probably felt that his teammates were not in the live broadcast room, so he didn't say anything after watching the bullet screen shouting, and kept his usual calm, secretly wooing him with plain words.
"That, Strawberry Bunny?"
In the second round, Kiwi still used the output ninja in the previous sentence.Before the game started, the ninja had been circling around the angel nanny in the rebirth room, throwing darts while turning, and saying hello with shortcut keys.
[KKiwiCChh] say to you: hello!
[KKiwiCChh] say to you: hello!
[KKiwiCChh] to you: I need therapy!
"Can you follow me later?"
The author has something to say: Kojima: Remember your humble attitude of begging me now, this is all your retribution
Brother Guozi: I was wrong TT
------
Happy Friday Big!do you miss me!
The game is OverWatch. If you haven’t played it, it’s not a big problem. It’s easy to understand! ~
Happy three-day long holiday! Blackjack and 21 points still drop!
Give Dakar a push for my advance collection, if you are interested, you can bookmark it!
The copy is as follows↓↓
Urban Pure Love advance collection "What should I do if the paranoid boss loves me too much"
On No. 13 days when she was forced to marry into Fu's family, Jiang Yue accelerated her plan to escape from Fu Hongyu.
On the surface, she is a well-behaved little wife, but she is extremely submissive in front of her machismo husband. She secretly takes contraceptive pills and hides savings, and secretly buys off the housekeeper who guards the villa.
However, the plan had just begun when Jiang Yue was caught.
Jiang Yue broke jars and made a fuss, revealing her determination to run away from home.
The man was so angry that veins popped out of his forehead, but he never said the word "scroll" that Jiang Yue wanted to hear most.
Since then, Fu Hong and Jiang Yue's guards have become tighter and tighter, and they can't wait to stay close to each other.
"I'm going on a business trip tomorrow, you'll be with me."
"There is a banquet tonight, and you come too."
"A guest is coming, get up and go downstairs with me."
After being picked up like a rabbit in her sleep for the umpteenth time, Jiang Yue couldn't bear it anymore.
"Can't you just drive me away?"
It would be nice to have a good time, why bother to call him and force him to work every day?Torture doesn't take that either!
"You're dreaming." Fu Hongyu's expression darkened, and he clenched Jiang Yue's hand even tighter, "You will be mine forever."
※The 27-year-old paranoid gangster Gong × the 18-year-old beautiful and charming white rabbit who can bite
※The world view of childbirth not set by ABO, there is no cub raising link in the text~
"Brand owners have requirements that the clothes, trousers and shoes must wear the latest co-branded styles; you can look at the bags and match them yourself, preferably in the same color."
"Understood." Song Yu turned on the phone and played with the computer while answering the manager's words, "Do you need makeup?"
"Whatever, it's best to apply a primer to make the skin texture better, and the rest doesn't matter. Anyway, when you wear sunglasses and a mask, you can't see many faces."
"Ok, I understand."
"Okay, there's nothing else to do, I'll send you a picture of the clothes, don't tell me you're wearing them wrong.
"Tomorrow's airport map will be returned to the brand. You can make sure you are in good condition and go to bed early if you have nothing to do."
"Yeah~" Song Yu obediently responded, coquettishly, "Thank you sister Yao, sister, you should go to bed early too."
"Yes, you don't need to remind me. You have remembered the details I told you just now."
Chen Yao urged again and again.
"We will live in Shencheng for half a month at a stretch, and we will return to the capital tomorrow. Before going to bed, you can post a Weibo to express your feelings. Fans like to watch this kind of thing."
Song Yu glanced sideways at the tablet computer that was hanging in the live broadcast room quietly, and agreed casually: "No problem."
Chen Yao didn't hear anything wrong, and after nagging a few words to drink more water and go to bed early, he hung up the phone.
As soon as the phone was hung up, Song Yu immediately clicked on the private WeChat, skillfully found Er Niu's contact card, and played the language directly.
It didn't take long before the voice was picked up.
"—Wow! What are you doing, big star?"
The sudden voice call made this high school classmate and Song Yu's game partner for many years feel astonished. He yelled at the receiver several times as if he had seen a ghost, repeatedly confirming.
"A liar? You don't have to die for money. If you are scammed online, the grass will grow ten meters high tomorrow. Let me tell you."
"……it's me."
Song Yu rolled his eyes towards the sky.
"I didn't say a word, and you're already cursing me to death?"
"Oh my god, is it really you, Xiao Dao?" Er Niu yelled over there, "Isn't this fighting cybercrime? What's wrong with me raising awareness of prevention."
"It's unlucky for a liar to meet you."
"Okay, what's the matter?" Er Niu came from the other side of the keyboard, "I'm pushing the tower, I'm fine! You are a big star and you can't hinder me from playing games.
"——I rely on him! Are you using your skills at this time? Are you alright?!"
Hearing his friend's furious scolding, Song Yu knew that he must have lost this round.
"Losed? If you lose, just listen to me patiently." Song Yu frowned, and clicked on the newly installed game client, "Is there a diamond account with a score of 3000 or so? Come here."
"Ah?" Er Niu was taken aback when he heard that, "Why, don't you want to be a big star anymore? Where did you suddenly want to fry fish?"
"It's not fried fish." Song Yu glanced at the tablet again, "Touch a few with my friend."
Very well, Kiwi in the live broadcast room hasn't finished the game yet.
Logically speaking, God K should be a master or above, but last season he spent too much time, and he lent his number to his friends for a long time, so this season he lost his score to diamond.
Song Yu calculated Kiwi's score and deduced that numbers around 3200 would have a high probability of encountering God K.
"What friend, do I know you?" Er Niu cautiously probed, "Dao, you must be in a relationship, right? Your current status is different from the past, and you can't casually bring girls to the top!
"It was picked up by someone, and your fans can destroy your house."
"Tsk," Song Yu didn't realize that Er Niu was so verbose before, "It's the same, sex, friend, friend!
"I'm a trafficker after all, so why don't you teach me how to become an idol?"
"Chengchengcheng, as long as you have the numbers." Er Niu started typing on the keyboard again, "Is it okay to get more than 300 points? Here you go, wait for the verification code; I'm starting, let's stop talking."
Without waiting for a response, he hung up the phone beeping.
Song Yu: ...
Forget it, log in to your account first.
The login was successful, and Song Yu was almost killed by the nickname of this account before he had time to check the game career information carefully.
"Grass, strawberry milk rabbit...rabbit?" Song Yu frowned with a chill, "What kind of wicked things are these old men?"
Really, the more a big man loves to pick his feet, the more he loves to have a cute and girlish ID.It's a pity that you can't customize the player's image, and you can't buy clothes to change up, otherwise...
Otherwise, Song Yu has no doubt that when he goes online, he will see a self-made avatar of a cute girl with two ponytails.
Forget it, that's fine.
Song Yu calmed down and looked at the player's career record.Each hero of this account has the same duration of use. Presumably, Erniu often borrows the account, so the player's orientation cannot be seen from the career.
Confusing game ID, unknown career duration - the combination of the two is the perfect vest trumpet.
Song Yu tested the network and was ready to go.
Look at God K in the live broadcast room, just finished a qualifying match.
"This teammate is not good, there is no teamfighter."
Kiwi, who lost points crazily, was in a bad mood. As soon as the game ended, he quit the team to re-match, sighing and complaining to the audience.
"The T and the other output just now were okay, but the nanny's awareness is too bad. People T and C are both rushing forward, why is the nanny cowering and hiding behind?
"The higher you go, the harder it is to meet good milk, and there are too few good rhythms and awareness."
A bunch of people in the live broadcast room swiped the barrage to express their agreement.
[Even if there is a fairy nurse in this segment, it has already been bound to others, and it will not be randomly encountered in the ranking... (Lighting a cigarette)]
[The higher the output, the better the consciousness. We all know that the nanny is going to be cut, and sometimes the nanny can't hide even if he wants to. ]
[It can be avoided, the premise is that the milk needs to understand the gameplay and CD of other output.But this kind of practice is usually C and milk double cultivation, and when it comes to diamonds, it will be output. ]
[If I can get a C why not a C?It's really hard to be a nanny. ]
Song Yu followed the movement in the live broadcast room, and pressed the game button one after the other with Kiwi.
As he expected, Song Yu also started the game almost at the same time God K entered the arena in the live broadcast room.
[KKKiwiiiCCCh] joined the game
[Strawberry Milk Bunny] joined the competition
Not only did they line up in the same game, Song Yu also got into the same team as God K.
"Brothers, enter the voice."
While Kiwi was talking in the live broadcast room, he was typing reminders.
[KKiwiCChh]: Enter voice
Song Yu muted the microphone first, then entered the temporary team voice, and typed an apology.
[Strawberry Milk Tutu]: Sorry, my side is a little noisy
"It's okay, be smart when reporting the time." Kiwi said in a cold tone, "I'll take the output."
"Wow, God K? Did you meet God K in the diamond stage?" A player whose ID was to protect our Anna recognized Kiwi and exclaimed, "It's not a fake name, but it's real? Then God K took us to fly Bar!"
Kiwi sighed softly: "This is a game that depends on the lineup and coordination. It is difficult for one person to carry the entire team."
"Our team is all in solo queue? Is there any milk?" Another player asked, "There are two double queues on the opposite side, and there is a high probability that two of the four are specialized nurses."
Song Yu listened and smiled, thinking that this situation is exactly what I want.
[Strawberry Milk Bunny]: I fill the seat
Then he chose a nanny.
The other teammates burst into tears, all kinds of grateful tears: "Wow! Miss nurse? —— Are you a lady? You are such a nice person, don't be shy, let's chat together with the mute off?"
Song Yu was too lazy to answer, and typed back coldly.
[Strawberry Milk Bunny]: It's started.
As soon as the game countdown ended, he flew out following Kiwi's figure.
Kiwi's output happens to be one of the heroes that Song Yu is very good at and familiar with.
To be more precise, Song Yu knows every hero in this game like the back of his hand.After all, they are the first batch of players who came to the national server to open up wasteland, and they are already familiar with various routines and styles of play.
Not only can he guess Kiwi's trajectory, but he can also guess the lineup and defense mode of the enemy player.
Song Yu, who has his own perspective of God, is so effortless to breastfeed a human being.The opponent's output can't cut him, and he calculates the CD of every hero in our lineup extremely accurately, without wasting a minute or a second of healing time.
"Bunny!"
After being taken several times, God K obviously tasted the sweetness of having a nanny, and was very anxious when stepping on the spot when grabbing, so that he missed two darts.
"The strawberry bunny fell?" The ninja, wearing a ghost mask and carrying a demon sword, turned the camera very anxiously, "Hurry up, I have 8 blood!"
In the next second, a beam of healing yellow light fell on the ninja, and the ninja's blood volume began to rise steadily.
"Wow, you actually avoided that big move just now?" Rao, the top game anchor God K, couldn't help admiring this time.
The ninja turned over and double jumped, and under the guidance of the nurse holding the angel's staff, he jumped into the spot.
"I thought you dropped it."
Kiwi chuckled slightly on the voice side, as if she felt relieved.
Some nympho fans in the live broadcast room caught this chuckle and screamed excitedly.
[Did K just smile?Oh my god, Big K's smile is so good Su! ! ]
[Milk Tutu's technique doesn't feel like a diamond... Boss fried fish? ]
Song Yu didn't answer, and after Kiwi's blood bar was full, he moved away from the yellow line and went to nurse other teammates with residual blood.
Everyone stepped on the point together and successfully scored the first game.
Probably because of the nanny's protection in this round, Kiwi played smoothly, and the audience enjoyed watching it. The barrage in the live broadcast room has increased a lot with the naked eye.Song Yu took advantage of the intermission to look over one by one.
[This teammate is reliable! ]
[Damn, how did that nanny named Tutu escape the big move just now? ]
[I want to see the perspective of Tutu nurse, and see how she hid just now. ]
[I recorded the screen, and when it is released, everyone can watch it together. ]
[Please bind!Please bind! ]
In addition to discussing the game, there are many people who are shouting about binding.
Kiwi probably felt that his teammates were not in the live broadcast room, so he didn't say anything after watching the bullet screen shouting, and kept his usual calm, secretly wooing him with plain words.
"That, Strawberry Bunny?"
In the second round, Kiwi still used the output ninja in the previous sentence.Before the game started, the ninja had been circling around the angel nanny in the rebirth room, throwing darts while turning, and saying hello with shortcut keys.
[KKiwiCChh] say to you: hello!
[KKiwiCChh] say to you: hello!
[KKiwiCChh] to you: I need therapy!
"Can you follow me later?"
The author has something to say: Kojima: Remember your humble attitude of begging me now, this is all your retribution
Brother Guozi: I was wrong TT
------
Happy Friday Big!do you miss me!
The game is OverWatch. If you haven’t played it, it’s not a big problem. It’s easy to understand! ~
Happy three-day long holiday! Blackjack and 21 points still drop!
Give Dakar a push for my advance collection, if you are interested, you can bookmark it!
The copy is as follows↓↓
Urban Pure Love advance collection "What should I do if the paranoid boss loves me too much"
On No. 13 days when she was forced to marry into Fu's family, Jiang Yue accelerated her plan to escape from Fu Hongyu.
On the surface, she is a well-behaved little wife, but she is extremely submissive in front of her machismo husband. She secretly takes contraceptive pills and hides savings, and secretly buys off the housekeeper who guards the villa.
However, the plan had just begun when Jiang Yue was caught.
Jiang Yue broke jars and made a fuss, revealing her determination to run away from home.
The man was so angry that veins popped out of his forehead, but he never said the word "scroll" that Jiang Yue wanted to hear most.
Since then, Fu Hong and Jiang Yue's guards have become tighter and tighter, and they can't wait to stay close to each other.
"I'm going on a business trip tomorrow, you'll be with me."
"There is a banquet tonight, and you come too."
"A guest is coming, get up and go downstairs with me."
After being picked up like a rabbit in her sleep for the umpteenth time, Jiang Yue couldn't bear it anymore.
"Can't you just drive me away?"
It would be nice to have a good time, why bother to call him and force him to work every day?Torture doesn't take that either!
"You're dreaming." Fu Hongyu's expression darkened, and he clenched Jiang Yue's hand even tighter, "You will be mine forever."
※The 27-year-old paranoid gangster Gong × the 18-year-old beautiful and charming white rabbit who can bite
※The world view of childbirth not set by ABO, there is no cub raising link in the text~
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