The sprayer turned black on me

"The optical fiber network at home is not very stable recently. I wonder if it can drive the two computers."

Cheng Qiwen, who originally said he was going to wash the dishes, didn't wash the dishes, and the table was not taken away. He threw the dishes and chopsticks into the sink, and went into the study room to concentrate on fiddling with the computer and network cables.

Song Yu sat on the sidelines and watched Cheng Qiwen busy to and fro, wondering why this person was excited and excited?

Are you so happy to duo with him?Boss Cheng is also very satisfied.

"Hey, why are you so slow?" Song Yu was busy installing the client on the computer, and called Er Niu with the mobile phone under his shoulder, "It will be dawn when you answer the call."

Er Niu yawned over there: "Big star, do you know it's night now? No matter how awesome Brother Niu is, he still has to sleep at night."

"What time is it?" Song Yu was surprised, and clicked on the client, "Receive a verification code, the number of Yuni."

"What kind of demon are you going to do again?" Er Niu was really afraid of this little ancestor, "Brother Niu, is it easy to raise a trumpet? Don't let you take revenge on someone again."

"I don't want revenge, I reconcile." Song Yu squinted at Cheng Qiwen, "Do you want to come together?"

Er Niu was so sleepy that he didn't understand the meaning of Song Yu's words, and he didn't ask who Song Yu wanted to "reconcile" with: "I'll send you. I have to get up early to catch the plane tomorrow. Stop playing."

"Where?"

"To hold an art exhibition in Shanghai, it will probably take a week or two."

Troubled, troubled, Er Niu still needs to talk a lot about this careless top-ranking little brother.

"During the period of brother's business trip, Xiao Daoer takes care of himself, don't miss him too much.

"—Don't call for your life in the middle of the night! Brother Niu, I also want to make money to sleep and eat."

"Get out, I don't miss you." Song Yu replied disgustedly, "Then I'll hang up, bye."

Song Yu hung up the phone, quickly used the verification code to sign up the account of Yamui Naibobo, skillfully clicked on the friend addition column, and turned to look at Cheng Qiwen: "ID?"

"Wechat sent you."

Cheng Qiwen was very self-conscious, and before Song Yu opened his mouth to ask, he sent it in a second.

He did not forget to tease Song Yu: "You just said the word 'revenge', right?

"I said, how can anyone refuse my friend invitation? It's fine once, but twice in a row."

"Pull it down." Song Yu ignored Cheng Qiwen's criticism, "I can't bear your self-confidence, so I want to take revenge on you.

"Don't dawdle, hurry up and get on the number to pull the team."

Cheng Qiwen quickly got on the account, and after agreeing to Song Yu's friend invitation, he formed a team and started searching for quick games.

The quick game is matched very quickly, and the map loading interface will pop up after a while.

[Going to Volskaya Industrial Zone]

"Attack and defense map?" Cheng Qiwen hesitated on the hero list, "Boss, what are we playing?"

Someone on the opposite side recognized Cheng Qiwen again, and typed on the public screen and asked: [K big deity?Or a high imitation? ]

Song Yu smiled: "A lot of fans?"

"It's so-so. Thanks to your previous trouble, you got out of the circle." Cheng Qiwen joked to himself, and typed to respond to the question on the other side.

[KKiwiCChh: If it is fake, it will be replaced]

It's weird—and very tacit.Without any extra questions or explanations, the two quickly entered their game roles, and finally revealed the "true" side that had been hidden all along.

There is nothing to say, such things as vests have been lost as early as 800 years ago.The two of them didn't say anything, but they understood everything in their hearts.

The moment the team voice entered, the other teammates wowed: "Wow, Big K is here, can you take us away?"

"That shouldn't be allowed." Cheng Qiwen threw the blame very cunningly, "Look at what the big brother next to me said, he is the Carry tonight."

Song Yu was sitting next to Cheng Qiwen, adjusting the position of the keyboard. After hearing the words, Cheng Qiwen took a look: "Get out."

To Cheng Qiwen's ears, the phrase "Get out" is really cute - lively, playful and cute!

Cheng Qiwen felt that he was crazy, did he really have a tendency to be abused?At the same time, he couldn't control himself, so he wanted to molest Song Yu.

He changed the free speech to button speech to prevent the conversation from being recorded into the voice channel by the microphone, and asked cheerfully.

"Brother, what are we playing?"

"Don't call me big brother, you're the big brother—you're God K." Song Yu looked at the lineup and chose Tracer at random, "Play casually, the defense on this map is not very easy to play."

"Okay." Cheng Qiwen finally chose Genji, "The boss is by my side, I can't play casually, I have to get something I'm good at."

"You are actually good at Genji? I thought you would prefer to hold long and short | guns." After choosing a hero, the two of them went out of the rebirth room together and settled down in advance, "Aren't you good at marksmanship?"

Tracer and Genji are both output-type heroes. They both run fast, are called "dogs" by players, and both like to harass the support of the enemy's back row. Therefore, the combination of these two heroes is also called "dog release lineup".

The two dogs quickly came to the left door of the enemy's respawn room, found a good position, and began to look at each other.

"Genji is handsome." Cheng Qiwen smugly circled Song Yu, "Look at my evil skin, is it handsome? Is my ghost mask handsome?"

After all, he also showed Genji's paper-cut expressions.

Then I saw an evil ninja dressed in black with a demon sword on his back and an evil ghost mask on his face. He threw the white paper folded in half into the air, pulled out the short knife at his waist, cut the mess quickly, and finally retracted the knife , Put your hands together to cover the falling paper.

——and then pulled out a row of shuriken window grilles towards Song Yu.

"puff--"

Song Yu was attracted by this set of expressions, and wanted to open his mouth to complain, but the countdown to the game was about to end, so he could only correct his attitude and prepare for battle.

"It's started, don't make me laugh."

"Is this funny? It's cute." Cheng Qiwen turned his camera, took a few steps back, and dodged, "Cut the back row."

As soon as the enemy player stepped out of the house, Cheng Song immediately stepped forward and besieged the nanny in the back row.

The rhythm of the output of the two is very good.Song Yu's Tracer fired a burst of bullets, and Cheng Qiwen's Genji kept throwing darts.

When the enemy's output position reacted and turned around to nurse, Cheng Qiwen blocked with the E key to bounce back the damage. He and Song Yu flashed back in tandem, double jumped over the wall and left, and went home to nurse.

"Anna Yisi, the angel." Cheng Qiwen turned on the microphone to report, "Collect the remaining blood, and pull the point A."

"The opponent has good awareness." Song Yu pressed the Tab key to look at the lineup, "Angel has changed to Lucio, be careful of Lucio's right button and Anna's Shift."

These two healing support heroes have strong self-protection abilities.Lucio's right button can bounce people away, and Ana's shift button can release a tranquilizer dart, causing the enemy to fall to sleep in place.

Cheng Qiwen hummed: "I know."

"You don't know." Song Yu rolled his eyes, "When you were live broadcasting the rankings, you often rushed forward with red eyes and were slept by Anna on the opposite side."

"Have you been watching my live broadcast?" Cheng Qiwen was amused, and seized every opportunity to tease Song Yu, "No wonder, you were the one who got into a team with me so accurately before, right?"

"I do not have."

Song Yu didn't change his face, and followed the gun steadily, pointing at the enemy's head and outputting, flashing, outputting, and flashing back.

"I didn't expect to be in the same team as you. I wanted to go across from you. If I was across from you, I would squat on you. You step on it once, and I hit your head once.

"Hey, be careful—!"

Before Song Yu finished speaking, Cheng Qiwen had already been slept by the opposite Anna.

Song Daodao was speechless: "...I told you not to flirt in front of Anna, you have to meet Shift with your face."

"Didn't Anna not have a needle?" Cheng Qiwen, who was asleep, was set on fire as a matter of course, pressed to the ground and rubbed, "Six hit me one? The bathhouse rubbing is fun."

"She just dropped once, and her skills have been refreshed." While speechless, Song Yu wanted to laugh, "Cutting out the picture of you sleeping with Anna can make a funny collection.

"I've already thought of the title for you, how about calling it "Professional Accompanying|Sleeping"?"

"Isn't that good? Song Daxingxing, you are really mean-spirited. You messed with me once before and sent me to the ghost stage, and now you try to mess with me again in a different way.

"Can you respect me, the head anchor, and save some for me—hey, hey, hey!"

Seeing the red flames flying towards Song Yu on the opposite side, Cheng Qiwen was so panicked that he drove E to block and jumped over.

Although a lot of artillery fire was bounced back, the bloody Song Yu still fell.

"Sorry to say me? You look at the person opposite, don't you know that you have residual blood?"

Seeing the little idol being killed with a hammer, Cheng Qiwen angrily threw all the darts in his hand.

Although the enemy's meat shield has residual blood, it is still a meat shield and it is difficult to clean up.Seeing that something was wrong, Cheng Qiwen hurriedly turned around and climbed the wall—slip.

"I'm bloody, is there someone to milk me?

"Help me quickly, I have 23 blood, and I don't have a blood bag yet. If there is another sleep injection on the opposite side, I will be finished."

Cheng Qi Wenkuang pressed the X button to ask for milk in the team channel.

[KKiwiCChh: I need therapy. ]

[KKiwiCChh: I need therapy. ]

[KKiwiCChh: Ineed healing.]

In the next second, Cheng Qiwen was hit by something, and his health bar, which had only 23 blood left, began to rise steadily.

"Here you, you, you, stop shouting." Song Yu replied disgustedly, "I don't know that I thought you were urging me to die."

"Wow, thanks mom!"

Whoever has milk is a mother!With full health, Cheng Qiwen rolled somersaults happily, and started jumping up and down again.

"I just found out that you changed to Anna. Why, are you not happy to cut the back row with me?"

"Unhappy." Song Yu was ruthless, "The nanny here is not very good at playing, the resource allocation is not good, and it is not happy at all to let the dog go.

"Didn't you find that the support on the opposite side is very good at protecting each other? Just now we beat them to the brim, so we still confiscated them."

"Mom is right, I thought it was because I didn't output enough."

Cheng Qiwen continued to open the microphone to report.

"Brothers, give up point A, it's been too long. Keep point B, it's easy to fight and win."

Song Yu had expected that Cheng Qiwen would give way to point A, and tacitly retreated with Cheng Qiwen, during which time he used a biological rifle to milk Cheng Qiwen a few mouthfuls.

"You said you could win. If you don't cut six of them when you draw your knife later, you'll spit up the milk for me."

"No problem," Cheng Qiwen geared up, turned his head and smiled confidently at Song Yu, "This is the milk I bought for 300 million, and I will never let it down."

The author has something to say: Song Daodao: I've already milked you, can you not mention the 300 million thing?

Cheng Qiwen: That’s not okay