The sprayer turned black on me

"Hi everyone, I'm Song Yu, an Overwatch diplomat. It's a pleasure to meet you here."

Before going on stage, Song Yu took two deep breaths, and greeted the audience with a smile full of business marks.

After saying hello, he habitually glanced at the audience, and roughly calculated who the fans were and which team they supported.

The e-sports fans' hand-painted cheering boards are one of the characteristics and fun of offline games.Seeing Song Yu's appearance, several fans hurriedly raised the board higher in their hands, for fear that Song Yu would not be able to see it.

There are those who write "K Rabbit Come on" in bold and bold, and some who draw a row of abstract emoji - the order is green grass, strawberry, milk box, and two rabbit heads.

Together they are: Strawberry Milk Tutu.

Once again, Song Yu was so ashamed that he wanted to get up, and whipped Er Niu in his heart for the nth time: Why did such a big man choose such a disgusting name as Bala?

"Song Yu and the Overwatch game, it can be said that they have quite a relationship."

The hostess introduced Song Yu with a smile, and the audience cheered and ridiculed "Wow", so that the host had to stop for a while, waiting for the cheers to go away.

"Time is urgent, let's not waste too much time on self-introduction, and start the first link directly - quick questions and quick answers."

The audience in the audience were all sensible, and responded loudly: "It's overtime and K will lose money!"

The loud and loud shout resonated with many people: "Yes! Let K always pay for it hahahahaha!"

Song Yu pretended not to hear, and sat down in front of the computer as if fleeing, and began to adjust the peripherals.

Standing in front of this group of quick-spoken people and being ridiculed for a few more words, Song Yu was afraid that his whole face would turn red - that would definitely make him laugh again!

It's all Cheng Qiwen's fault!Wouldn’t it be nice if you knew about the overtime fine?You have to say it to show off!

Song Yu was testing the peripherals, cursing inwardly.

Cheng Qiwen in the background covered his mouth and nose and sneezed twice, thinking to himself, little idol, oh little idol, why are you scolding me again?

After adjusting the peripherals, Song Yu loosened his fingers and gave the host an OK look.

"Okay. The rule of the quick question and quick answer game is that diplomats perform quick kills in the game and at the same time answer the questions raised by the host; Please also use a complete answer, don't be perfunctory, this will let our fans know you better~"

Song Yu knew that there was such a link, but he didn't know what the question was.

He nodded and said good, what he thought was goodbye, these people even stripped my family, don't they think they don't know me enough?

--forgive me!

On the big screen of the venue, Song Yu's profile slowly blurred into a game screen.The countdown to [-] ended, and the gun practice room began to operate.

"When did you first contact Overwatch?"

Having to take care of the game and answer questions at the same time, Song Yu was in a hurry at the beginning, and made several mistakes with the gun: "Ten, 16 years old? When I was going to be a sophomore in 16, Overwatch happened to be released and I bought the collector's edition."

"What mood did you click to open this game?"

"Hmm... I want to find something to divert my attention." Hands and mouth seem to be unable to coordinate. Once the mouth answers the question, the hands can't keep up with the game. fire, let’s play.”

"Did you make good friends because of the game?"

"Yes, Erniu is." With one mind and two purposes, people will lower their defenses, Song Yu did not hesitate to confess Erniu's vest, "Erniu is Eastern—we have classes in the same place in the second year of high school, and we have classes in the same place. Because we all play this game, we have a good relationship.

"Mansi is also. Mansi is a team friend who used to qualify together. Recently, recently, he chatted again and added a WeChat friend. After the event is over, he should have a meal."

"Are you guys having dinner together, or are you eating alone with Kiwi?"

"Yeah?"

Song Yu was about to answer, but the next second realized that the question was wrong, she raised her head and blinked her eyes.

"Why is there such a problem?"

"Pay attention, pay attention to the game! When the game is over, the official will calculate the hit rate!" The hostess smiled mischievously, and continued to ask, "Do diplomats practice guns in private? Do you rank?"

"I don't practice guns, and occasionally rank. Because I am very busy, it is difficult to devote too much time."

"But you are very accurate with the gun and move well? In terms of consciousness and game understanding, how do you keep yourself from getting out of touch with the new version?"

After several rounds of questioning, Song Yu was able to focus on two tasks very well.

The gun is fast and the accuracy is increased. Basically, it hits the target with one point. The viewing experience of the game is greatly improved.

"Maybe it's dancing? Practicing dancing has helped me improve the coordination of my hands, feet and brain, and also made my reaction quicker. In addition, I have been playing since Overwatch was released, so I know this game very well; even if the version Update, I can also quickly get back the touch."

The game time was not long, Song Yu had just finished speaking, and the host's question had just passed.

After the game is over, the game interface turns and turns, and a set of data jumps out.Among them, the most intuitive hit rate is 88.24%.

The host exclaimed: "Oh my god! It's amazing. After firing several shots, you can still shoot more than 80 hits? This is the level of a lock!"

"No, no." Song Yu humbled himself, "In actual combat, since the situation is chaotic in most cases and there will be interference from enemy players, it is difficult to hit such a high hit rate—50.00% is not bad. "

"Then since you have said so, we have to come to an actual battle to see your strength."

The hostess follows the cue flow of Song Yu's words

"For the next part of the fun challenge, we invited several game anchors that everyone loves very much!"

These five are ZXXZ Zhou Xue, Capital Wang Zuxian, Mansi, and the most important one—Kiwi!

There is also Er Niu.But Erniu is not considered an anchor, he is here to support his Xiaodaoer.

Six players form a "fishing team in troubled waters" to fight against a "professional anti-counterfeiting team" composed of six different e-sports team members.

The rule is to play three rounds and win two points, and the team that wins two rounds first wins.

Since there is indeed a level gap between professional players, game anchors, and amateur players, in addition to a single game, some interesting rules have been added.

"The existing group will only last for one round. After the first small picture is over, the Fishing in Troubled Waters team and the professional anti-counterfeiting team will conduct a random member exchange. You can look forward to what kind of chemistry will be produced between our players and the anchor. Response~

"And there is—"

The hostess glanced quietly at Song Yu.Song Yu has already put on the sound-proof headphones and is preparing for the battle in the rebirth room.

"The voice of the game is outside, out, and out!"

In other words, the audience will hear clearly what is being discussed in the team.

The players and anchors who were waiting for the game to start knew nothing about it.In the fishing team that Song Yu was in, he seized all the time to talk about homework.

"Wow, Mr. K accompanied you on stage?" Er Niu yawned, lazily chattering about Song Yu, "No one is with you, Brother Niu is afraid of Song Dao's stage fright.

"If you are ashamed in this kind of professional competition, then you will lose your face! You will have to play hard later."

"Why are you so wordy?" Song Yu was looking at the hero, and said with a tusk, "I've held concerts with tens of thousands of people, so why are you so useless?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Cheng Qiwen said leisurely, "Who told me to be nervous when he came on stage just now? Afraid of hand cramps, carbine, and mistaken blows?"

Song Yu pretended to be stupid: "Who said that? Is it me?"

"Then old K, did you go to the scene? You are not on stage, so are you playing in the background?" Capital Wang Zuxian was curious, "It's too wronged."

"Normal operation, this offline competition is to promote the game and professional competitions, it is impossible to invite the anchor to show up." Cheng Qiwen said lazily, "It's okay, the little idol can show the limelight alone."

"Huh——" Wang Zuxian, the capital, was very disgusted, "It's too disgusting for a stinky couple."

At the end of the countdown, a group of six people went out from the door together.

Song Yu first used Lucio to give everyone a speed boost. After sending his teammates for a while, he went home and changed to an angel. Shift followed Cheng Qiwen, who was flying in the sky, and flew over.

"Be careful, there is a long | spear on the opposite side, and DINO launched a lily!" Zhou Xue, who is also in the output position, pointed out, "I'll catch the lily."

"Winston, Winston, Winston!" Less than a minute into the game, Wang Zuxian in the capital was already anxious, "Old K broke through the shield! Look at Mansi! The opposite Winston is jumping into our back row!"

"Watching and watching." Cheng Qiwen smashed the shield with a few shots, "The shield is broken, it's in the spot—Wang Zuxian come to step on the spot!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the angel who was flying behind Cheng Qiwen was snatched by the opposite side.

Seeing that half of the blood in the little idol's blood bar was gone, Cheng Qiwen panicked, and hurriedly turned to look at Song Yu: "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, you go and see Anna." Song Yu's position is flexible enough, it doesn't matter if you get caught on the wing, anyway, the angel will automatically recover blood, "Mansi, Mansi, Mansi! Mansi is about to fall!"

Ana's biological hand|thunder can instantly increase blood and ban all enemies from healing. In some critical team battle moments, it can reverse the situation and create output space for allies.But because of Anna's "short legs" and slow displacement speed, it is very taboo for the enemy to jump from the front row to the back row.

"Look at Anna, look at Anna!" Song Yu said eagerly.

However, Cheng Qiwen was still thinking about his little idol, coming and going again and again, but he didn't know which one to take care of first.After hesitating for a while in the air, he was caught by the opponent and shot off.

Song Yu: "...Why did you stay in the air? Didn't Zhou Xue tell you just now that there is a spear on the opposite side?"

It's not a good feeling to be shot to death in the game-the sense of oppression from professional players is incomparable to any ordinary ranking.

Cheng Qiwen sighed lightly and argued.

"One of you made me break the shield, the other made me look at Anna, and you led me to be sniped—so many people are directing, how do I know who to listen to?"

"Then don't take farads." Song Yu clicked his tongue again, and he disappeared after Cheng Qiwen was dismissed, "I don't know how many catties my farads are? The food is too good to see."

Cheng Qiwen: "...I, Farah, can't do it, but you can?"

"I used to take Farah's a lot, so I'm sure better than you."

"You can do it?" Cheng Qiwen casually clicked on a hero, and replaced the Pharah, "I will switch with you, can I lead you, mom?"

"Go away." Song Yu spat, but he did choose the Pharah, "I'll show you who is the real Pharah—your performance just now can only be a chicken flapping its wings twice!"

The young couple flew out of the rebirth room.

Er Niu looked at it and said happily: "Hey, my side is finished killing, are you still arguing?"

Both teams are in the first small picture, and the points accounted for 90.00% nine.

During the Overtime, Song Yu's side did not beat the professional players in terms of strength, so they did not completely step on the point and lost a point.

As soon as it was over, Song Yu was assigned to a new team by a random program before he had time to speak to the team members.

Take a closer look - wow!The system separated him from Cheng Qiwen!

"Hi, Song." Professional player DINO greeted Song Yu in voice, "Would you play some interesting?"

DINO is a Korean aid, he speaks Chinese stumblingly, and has always communicated with people in English.As he said that, he chose Symmetra, and his intention was very obvious: Do you want to have some fun?

"Play, play, play!" Another professional player ZHONG laughed, "I played too seriously just now, this kind of exhibition match should be played a little bit more. What are you playing, diplomat, Zenyatta? It's too law-abiding Bar."

"I want to be a combat monk." Song Yu looked at Cheng Qiwen, who was assigned to the opposite side, excitedly, "Leave Kiwi's head to me, and I'll order him. DINO, giveKiwitome, OK"

"Okayokay," the foreign friend is also very understanding, relying on not being able to speak Chinese, he said directly, "I know, Kiwiisyourboyfriend."

Another reticent Han Yuan couldn't help but smile when he heard this.

[Kim]: Dinosaidright

I have been ridiculed so many times, and this time even Korean aid came to meddle!

Song Yu took a deep breath and told himself to calm down, since he had lost face so many times anyway, it was not a big problem.

This might be the only opportunity to beat up Cheng Qiwen in public, so he must seize it!

"Let's go, remember to leave Kiwi to me!" Song Yu went out with his teammates, not forgetting to remind on the way, "I'll have some—— ouch!"

As soon as he went out, he ran into Cheng Qiwen, and Song Yu was so anxious that he read a section of rap.

Cheng Qiwen was playing Genji this time, and Genji went straight over the wall to find him!

"Caremecareme!" Song Yu reminded his teammates in broken English, "I put him on Vulnerability, he wants to run! Kill him quickly!"

"Didn't follow or not, it's in the dot."

Song Yu charged up and took Genji's head before Cheng Qiwen slipped away: "It's okay, I'll kill it, haha."

"Wow, niceSong!" The Korean players were also very gloating, and said nice several times in the voice, "You kill your boyfriend."

After Cheng Qiwen lost it, he typed in the brigade channel in doubt.

[Kiwi]: Why?

[Kiwi]: Good guy, come for me, right?Do you want to target it?

[Kim]: hahahahaha

[Dino]: because of love

[ZHONG]: Indeed, because of love

[Capital Joey Wong]: Because of love~will not be sad~

[It’s your second brother]: Brother Niu looked at me and laughed, this wave is about murdering my husband

[Two yuan a Mentos]: 2333333

Song Yu couldn't bear it anymore, and explained.

[SONGYU]: Imjustakiller, Idontneedaboyfriend

[SONGYU]: There is no need for love in the e-sports world

Everyone stopped talking.

If you don't tell the truth, just quietly laugh and fuck it.

After playing all three rounds, the Fishing in Troubled Waters team won the exhibition match 2-1.

In this kind of exhibition game, winning or losing is not important, but happiness is important.For the sake of entertainment, the professional players also deliberately changed their positions and didn't take the hero they are best at.

I don't know what others think after the game, but anyway, Song Yu had a lot of fun - he was assigned to the opposite of Cheng Qiwen for two consecutive rounds, and the violent kill was very enjoyable!

——The joyful Song Yu didn't know that not only the audio of this exhibition game was made public, but also the contents of the word chat in the game could be seen by everyone.

Song Yu took off his earphones and got up from his seat. When he was about to thank everyone for leaving the stage, the host didn't let him go, and the conversation changed and another introduction was made.

"Next, let us invite the incumbent executive of Fresh Orange Entertainment to reveal the biggest surprise of this offline competition for us! Please!"

Song Yu:? ? ?

Wait, why is there another crop that didn't exist in the rehearsal?Can this kind of routine be played less in the future?

Before he could figure out what was going on, Cheng Qiwen in a suit and leather had already walked up from the backstage.

The audience, who had been hoarse after watching the exhibition game, screamed again when they saw their "beloved" and familiar God K come on stage!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"It's a surprise to be on the same stage! It's worth it, it's worth it!"

Song Yu was in a panic, and asked Cheng Qiwen with his lips: What are you doing here?go down!

Didn't you say that the host won't be on stage?

Cheng Qiwen made a silent gesture, pulled Song Yu to his side, and then took the microphone from the hostess' hand: "Everyone—good evening."

The enthusiasm of the audience, which had almost been exhausted, burned like a fire again: "Good!!!"

"The reason why I stand on this stage today is because on behalf of Fresh Orange Entertainment, I want to tell everyone: Fresh Orange Entertainment has won the Overwatch League seat, and the team base will be settled in the capital."

The Overwatch League is a global city-based esports league, where each team is represented by a city.Fresh Orange Entertainment, which took root in the capital, naturally chose the capital as its representative.

"The name of the team, specific information, and staffing will be announced one by one within this year. All players who are interested in transferring are welcome to come to Fresh Orange Entertainment to submit resumes and participate in trial training.

"At the same time, I also take this opportunity to introduce the team supervisor of the capital team."

Cheng Qiwen pressed Song Yu's shoulder.

"—Song Yu."

The audience screamed everywhere, making Song Yu completely dumbfounded.

"……Neuropathy?"

Song Yu unconsciously revealed her mouth addiction.

"You didn't tell me when you bought a league seat, and you still expect me to be your supervisor?

"I don't want to sing or be an idol anymore?"

"It's just supervision, and I didn't let you be a coach."

Cheng Qiwen answered in a low voice, but he forgot to hold the microphone far away when speaking, so the voice was actually quite loud—everyone in the audience could hear it!

"Why are you so nervous?"

"You—!" Song Yu was furious, "Nervous!"

"I've been thinking about forming a team for a long time. The reason why I made it public now is because I have been lacking a team supervisor." Cheng Qiwen squeezed Song Yu's palm secretly, "No, I found it."

The author has something to say: Mr. Cheng's implication: Without this supervision, I would not be a team.

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Tomorrow, the main text will be over - stepping on the little tail of summer, I wish you all a happy early autumn~