Sir, I'm not good

"mom."

"Baby, why did it take you so long to pick up?"

"Too lazy to move."

Shu Xian has always been so direct, and Li Su is also used to his precious son's temper, so he didn't mind at all, and started introducing relatives to him with his mobile phone.

The Shu family has a great business and pays attention to etiquette and customs. They usually get together during the Chinese New Year.

Because Shu Shengkang is the eldest in the family, a group of relatives will come to the house every Chinese New Year.

Shu Xian originally thought that by coming out, he could avoid the annual relative recognition, but he didn't expect his mother to miss him so much.

"Come, come, let my aunt see you, hey, I haven't seen you for a year and you've grown taller again!"

"Hello, aunt..." Shu Xian bit the bullet and said hello. Every year when we meet, he says that he has grown taller. Do you have any other opening remarks?

Before he could say a few words, another person brought over his mobile phone, and Shu Xian began to search for this person's information in his mind.

what do you say that is?What the hell?Why don't you introduce him?

"Is Xianxian in the north now? Is it snowing over there? Is it cold?"

"Hello uncle, hello auntie, there is heating at home, it's not cold."

Shu Xian thought of the title in time.

"Second Treasure! Come say hello to your brother, don't run away, come quickly!"

Following a call from the screen, a boy with a short cut appeared in front of the screen, with a very standard smirk on his face when he saw relatives.

Being pushed and shoved by his parents, the boy tremblingly called out, "Hello, brother!"

"Hello there!"

Shu Xian responded with the same embarrassment as he did, he couldn't remember the name of his cousin.

But relatives always like to experience the "family unity" that only they can feel in the embarrassment of their children.

then……

"Erbao, come and chat with your brother! Aren't you bad at math? Your brother won the first place in the national math competition! You two have a chat!"

Under the earnest eyes of his uncle and aunt, the high school boy who had just entered high school touched his cropped hair, looked at the screen, and looked at his parents.

Shu Xian also maintained a smirk, staring awkwardly at the boy on the other side of the screen.

This kind of embarrassment that both can understand, but parents and elders can't understand is brewing between the two, You Haozhe is already laughing beside him and pounding the sofa.

"That, brother, you know that, it's that... the set! Do you know how to solve the set?"

The boy over there held back for a long time, and finally asked Shu Xian a question about a mathematical term he seemed to have learned.

But Shu Xian hadn't touched a collection for a long time after he went to college, and he couldn't think of a collection for a while.

So Shu Xian stumbled and said, "Well, I can't explain it to you without examples..."

The boy grasped the key information, and hurriedly said to the parents next to him: "Mom and Dad, it's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. Next time I will bring a question and ask my brother!"

"That's fine... By the way, how is Xiaoyou? I heard Susu said that Xiaoyou went with you!"

Shu Xian almost laughed out loud after hearing this, but he still had to maintain a natural attitude: "Yes, Auntie, he's right next to me, I'll give him the phone."

You Haozhe was halfway through laughing when he suddenly heard his own name, the smile was still stiff on his face when he saw a mobile phone screen hitting his face.

"... Hello, Auntie!"

Shu Xian successfully handed over the phone, and quickly stood up and jumped from one sofa to another, and then jumped to the sofa where Gu Yinian was.

Freed from the greetings from relatives, Shu Xian was extremely happy, and jumped directly onto Gu Yinian.

Gu Yinian quickly caught him, "So happy?"

Looking at the difficult smile on You Haozhe's face, Shu Xian couldn't stop laughing when he heard his stumbling answer.

As the so-called cycle of cause and effect, reincarnation of heaven, retribution is not good, those who laughed at others at the beginning will return double in the end.

Shu Xian was almost happy before he realized that he was lying in Gu Yinian's arms, thinking that he should leave, but he was too tired to move.

So he twisted his body on Gu Yinian's lap, found a slightly more comfortable position, looked at the battered You Haozhe opposite, with a smile on his lips.

Suddenly, he turned his head and looked at Gu Yinian: "Aren't you going to call home?"

Gu Yinian stopped talking.

Shu Xian recalled the uncomfortable feeling when he went home with Gu Yinian.

A woman like Xu Qian really makes people not interested in calling to say hello.

But Gu Yinian's father is still a very good person, he is courageous externally and very kind internally, at least he is very good to him.

When he passed by, Gu Yinian's father would always help him block Xu Qian's all kinds of taunts and attacks.

"Call Uncle and reassure him."

"I told them that my company is on a business trip, and they won't worry..."

"But your father must know that you are not. You can only lie to your mother."

Gu Yinian stared at Shu Xian with deep eyes, and Shu Xian also stared at him motionless.

After a while, he sighed.

"Then I go upstairs and make a phone call?"

"Go, go." Shu Xian got up from Gu Yinian and urged him to go quickly.

After Gu Yinian left, Shu Xian jumped back to the sofa where You Haozhe was sitting, the good brothers still have to face difficulties together.

There are a lot of people in the Shu family, and the process of identifying relatives every year gives Shu Xian a very headache. Now it is even more difficult to identify relatives through video, without the reminder from his parents. This process lasted for a long time.

When the phone was returned to Shu Xian's parents, Gu Yinian also came down from upstairs.

Li Su's sharp eyes, she saw a person coming down the stairs behind Shu Xian and You Haozhe, but due to the pixels and distance, she couldn't see who it was.

"Who!"

"What?" With Li Su's exclamation, Shu Xian and You Haozhe turned their heads back at the same time, and then looked at Gu Yinian.

"..." After a few seconds of silence, Gu Yinian quickly ran out of the camera under the hints of Shu Xian's eyes and movements, and returned to the sofa after a long circle.

"Don't run away! Who is it? Let me see!"

"Mom, are you reading it wrong?"

Shu Xian tried to perfunctory the past.

"I wouldn't be so sure if you didn't wave him away."

Shu Xian perfunctory failed.

Shu Xian and You Haozhe looked at each other, and then explained in unison:

"He's here to fix the plumbing."

"The property sends warmth."

"...Two silly children, why are you so screwed up?" Li Su was stunned on the opposite side, and laughed.

At this time, Shu Shengkang also asked beside him, "Has your son found a new boyfriend?"

After saying a word, the entire villa of the Shu family fell silent.

Afterwards, questions emerged one after another.

"What, Shu Xian has a new boyfriend?"

"What, Shu Xian and You Haozhe are together?"

"Xiao Xian was proposed by Xiao You?"

"The two of them live together?"

"No wonder we travel to the north to celebrate the New Year together!"

"No, no!" Li Su interrupted the increasingly outrageous topic, and corrected, "It's us who made a new boyfriend in a leisurely way, not Xiao You, I saw it just now! It's definitely a man!"

The aunt asked, "Really? Susu, are you reading that right? Is it Alpha?"

Li Su patted her chest and assured: "That's for sure! I can already smell it!"

As a result, the Shu family's villa suddenly exploded, and the faces of relatives squeezed in on the screen.

"Xianxian, when did it happen? You can really hide it from us and don't tell us."

"Yes, yes, when will you get married?"

"Don't urge you to get married! We are so young, wouldn't it be good to talk about love for a few more years? I said at the time that getting married too early is not good, and the Gu family has no good people. Look, what am I talking about... "

"The Gu family is the Gu family, and others are other people. It's not the same!"

Across a screen, Shu Xian could feel the commotion on the other side, without giving him any space to interject and explain.

Moreover, the content of the face-to-face conversation gradually became outrageous, involving his and Gu Yinian's marriage, which made the scene on their side very embarrassing.

I don't know what expression that group of relatives should have when they saw Gu Yinian sitting opposite him.

Gu Yinian was also quite embarrassed at this time, and touched his nose, it seemed that he didn't make a good impression on Shu's house.

"Little You! Tell me about yourself, why do you have to follow? Isn't this someone else's light bulb?"

Suddenly, the eldest aunt brought the topic back to You Haozhe with a single sentence, followed by accusations pouring in one after another.

"That's right, if you don't follow, maybe we Susu will be able to hold our little grandson when we come back..."

"Xiao You, if you want me to tell you, you should hurry up and find one too, don't be alone!"

"That's right, if you don't want to look for it, I'll introduce it to you when I come back!"

You Haozhe is stunned, sitting at home, is the disaster coming from the sky?He wanted to come here?That's obviously Shu Xian who plotted him over!

You Haozhe shouted into the phone, he didn't want to be a light bulb, he also wanted to find a partner, but none of his wishes came true!

During the commotion, Shu Xian thought that he had put Gu Yinian's existence aside, and was about to withdraw when he heard his mother's voice from the opposite side.

"Nothing else! Baby, let me meet him!"

With one word from Li Su, all living beings are quiet, and his eyes are blinking at Shu Xian, leaving him nowhere to escape.

How to do this?

"Mom, I don't have a boyfriend!"

"The future boyfriend is also fine, let me meet anyway!"

Shu Xian has a headache, he doesn't have a boyfriend in the future, do you want to see the former one?

He can guarantee that as long as Li Su sees Gu Yinian's face, he will definitely book a plane ticket and fly over in the next second, chop Gu Yinian first and then him, and let You Haozhe serve as a side dish.

He had no choice but to take a step back and said, "Mom, I'm more shy."

At this time, Gu Yinian, who was "shy" across from him, couldn't help raising his eyebrows, a little helpless, but he didn't refute.

In the current situation, Shu Xian can arrange him whatever he wants.

Li Su persisted: "Why are you so shy? An ugly daughter-in-law has to see her in-laws too!"

After Shu Xian heard this, he unconsciously raised his head to look at the "ugly wife" sitting opposite him, and swallowed.

Just when he didn't know what to say, he suddenly heard his father's voice.

Shu Shengkang said: "What do we want to do with the matter of the two children? We should always see each other in the future!"

At this moment, Shu Xian is extremely grateful to his father, and the love between father and son is the strongest!

After repeated persuasion by Shu Shengkang, the seven aunts and eight aunts over there finally stopped.

"Then let's do this first, we're cooking, and I'll call you later." Li Su was a little unwilling, but still didn't ask any more questions, and said goodbye to Shu Xian.

The moment the video was hung up, all three of them let out a long sigh of relief.

"I feel that receiving a video can lose ten years of life."

You Haozhe complained, but Shu Xian was too tired to speak, and the house fell silent for a while.

The quiet atmosphere continued until a doorbell rang.

"It should be the New Year's Eve dinner ordered from the restaurant." You Haozhe said, got up consciously, and went out to get takeaway.

Shu Xian was paralyzed from exhaustion and lay down on the sofa.

Gu Yinian stood up, walked to the sofa beside him, and sat down.

"Why are you squeezing me?"

Gu Yinian didn't answer, but grabbed Shu Xian's cold feet and stuffed them into his sweater.

"Little ice lump."

Shu Xian moved uncomfortably, and stretched his feet towards Gu Yinian's chest, feeling more comfortable, An Xian asked: "Ugly daughter-in-law, what did uncle tell you?"

"He asked me to take care of you."

"...Does this 'you' refer specifically?"

"Well, he knows it's you."

Shu Xian was stunned when he heard the words, he didn't remember that he was exposed in front of Gu Yinian's father?How do you know it's him?So powerful?

"How did your father know it was mine?"

"Because he knows me."

Gu Yinian said with a smile, it was the first time that Shu Xian felt a kind of warmth from the family.

When Shu Xian thought of something, he froze for a moment.

This kind of tacit understanding between father and son...

No way?Could it be that his father also guessed that the man sitting opposite him was Gu Yinian?That's why you rescued him?

Seeing Shu Xian's shocked expression, Gu Yinian rubbed his ankle, and said gently: "It seems that fathers all over the world are the same."