Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]
Chapter 15 After returning to vulgar life, she married a blue-faced bosom friend 15
Wuhua smiles out of the dust, and spits out a deep philosophical sentence: "A woman who has a secret is beautiful."
What is the art of language?This is!
Situ Jing seemed to have realized something, and secretly engraved the other party's words in her mind so that she could borrow them later.
"Sister Epiphyllum, thank you for telling me about my life experience."
Knowing the mystery of her own life experience, Situ Jing's fear of Yin Ji, the jellyfish, was wiped away.
No matter how scary the other party is, she is still her mother, so what is there to be afraid of her own mother.
Situ Jing has already figured out a countermeasure. If her mother doesn't allow her to leave Shenshui Palace, she will fight her to the end even if she cries, makes trouble, hangs herself, throws up and rolls!
Ah, it's no wonder that Taolu Baishuang and those bitter and mean women are all full of praise for Sister Epiphyllum, praising her for her kindness and beauty.
"Don't you suspect that I have other purposes?"
"You could have kept this secret, stood on the sidelines, stayed out of the matter, and let me be a fool for the rest of my life, but you didn't." Situ Jing seemed silly and sweet, but in fact he had a clear mind and was full of calculations. How could he not be able to tell good from bad?
She blinked her eyes cutely, and smiled, with dimples on her lips, which was so sweet that it touched people's hearts, "Even if you have a purpose, you won't hurt me, will you?"
Wu Hua smiled and said, "That's right, I won't harm anyone."
Chu Liuxiang looked at Situ Jing, then at Wu Hua, with a serious expression on his face.
Is the atmosphere a bit subtle?
Thinking that most of the female disciples in Shenshui Palace love girls, Chu Liuxiang's expression became more solemn.
Doesn't Wuhua miss liking women?
Wuhua used to be a man, so it doesn't seem to be a problem to like women?But she is a woman now, and the combination of yin and yang is the right way.However, in this way, wouldn't the flowerless man who is obviously a man become a broken sleeve?
Chu Liuxiang was confused by herself, and for a while she was even more entangled than Wuhua, the client.After much deliberation, he finally thought of the choice of becoming a nun.However, judging from how they got along these days, Wuhua has no such plan, she seems to want to return to vulgarity.
Here Chu Liuxiang was worried, while Wuhua said a few words to Situ Jing, but she didn't know what she said, the little girl's eyes were shining, and she nodded her head.After Wuhua finished explaining, she held her hand gratefully, and said with tears in her eyes, "Sister Epiphyllum, I don't even know how to thank you."
Seeing their holding hands, Chu Liuxiang looked alert.
As the saying goes, on the basis of benefactor's good looks, if you don't know how to repay your kindness, you can promise yourself with your body.
Wuhua is a pure and flawless monk, and a confidant who shares his interests. He, Chu Liuxiang, swears to the heavens that he will never allow such inhuman things to happen!He wanted to take the other party away completely, otherwise what face would he have to face Master Tianfeng?Facing Nangong Ling's brother-in-law?
So, the anxious man leaned to his confidant's ear, and whispered tentatively: "Do you still remember the purpose of our trip?"
"Of course I remember." Wu Hua glanced at him and said, "Why do you ask so much?"
Chu Liuxiang's heart was at ease, and she was in the mood to tease, "Shenshui Palace is full of beauties, I'm afraid you won't want to leave."
Wuhua's smile is slightly restrained, and she looks down in thought.
Chu Liuxiang's eyelids twitched, and she had a bad premonition.
Sure enough, Wuhua smiled, a pure smile with a hint of gratitude, "Thank you Xiangshuai for your advice. For me, Shenshui Palace is a good place."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Chu Liuxiang wants to die already, I call you cheap!
If I become the chief culprit who caused Wuhua to stay in Shenshui Palace, I am afraid that I can only apologize with death.
"Wuhua, you won't really stay, will you?" In a hurry, Chu Liuxiang called the other party's real name by mistake.
Looking at the man who was so anxious as if she had chosen to stay and was hit and devastated, Wu Hua's beautiful eyes overflowed with a smile, "So what if I stay?"
Chu Liuxiang stared at her intently for a long time, and finally determined that she was joking, and a spring-like intoxicating smile appeared on her handsome face again, "I found that a certain person has turned bad since he went down the mountain, and he likes to play with people."
Wuhua said: "Those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black."
Chu Liuxiang raised her eyebrows and denied it vigorously: "Chu has limited ability and cannot be the master's teacher. The master is clearly self-taught."
"What are you talking about?" Situ Jing broke the world of two people.
"Sister Chu, she..." Wu Hua seemed to have something hard to say.
Chu Liuxiang raised her head abruptly: "What's the matter with me?"What do you want to arrange for me?
Wu Hua's smile remained unchanged, her eyes burning and compelling: Will you give it?
Chu Liuxiang was a little discouraged: Just be happy.
Situ Jing looked at the two "eyes expressing affection", and her brain crazily output the bloody love affair of "the peerless beautiful girl who descended to the earth with a pure, pure, kind-hearted and beautiful girl and a tall and tall middle-aged cook".Then, he was overwhelmed by the imaginary scene.
Oh no, Sister Epiphyllum's aesthetics can't be so vulgar!
Situ Jing shook her head, cleared the trash in her mind, and then asked, "Sister Epiphyllum, what did Sister Chu say?"
The corner of Chu Liuxiang's mouth twitched slightly, Big Sister Chu is right in front of you, if you have any questions, you can just ask Big Sister Chu, it would be unnecessary to ask Wuhua to pass on the word.
"She is persuading me to ask you for help." Wuhua sighed slightly: "But this matter involves a lot, and the reasons for it are quite difficult to explain. I really don't want to involve you."
The girl's watery gaze was tainted with a little melancholy, and the noble attitude of bearing all the misfortunes alone and never hurting others made Situ Jing more determined to break the casserole and ask the end.
But seeing her mouth flattened, she said displeasedly: "Sister Epiphyllum can help me, why can't I, Situ Jing, help you? Besides, my mother is the famous master of Shenshui Palace. With her backing, it would be a big trouble." It doesn't bother me either."
The system sighed: "It's great to have a mother, a child with a mother is like a treasure."
Immediately thinking of the host's situation, he added: "There are exceptions to everything, like you, having a mother is worse than not having a mother."
Wuhua: "..."
Suddenly, I became a little jealous of Situ Jing.
Fortunately, Wuhua has strong self-control and did not show her ugly jealous face on the spot. She raised her hand and touched the fearless head supported by her mother, with an elegant and gentle smile. Not any more."
Wuhua slowly revealed the mystery of her life experience in a gentle voice.
Situ Jing's mouth grew bigger and bigger.
Ever since she knew that her mother was Yin Ji, a jellyfish, and her father was Xiong Niangzi, Situ Jing felt that there was nothing in the world worth making a fuss about.Unexpectedly, the world is full of surprises, her mother and father's messy things are nothing, Shi Guanyin is really amazing!
Abandoning husbands and sons, searching for beautiful men and opening up the harem, leaving the family behind.More than ten years have passed, and when the children are promising, they immediately send someone to contact them and coerce them into doing bad things.
My goodness!
How can there be such a cruel woman in the world.
Is this mom?The enemy is almost the same!
After listening to the more ups and downs and shocking mystery of her life experience than her, and looking at the stunning beauty who is neither sad nor happy as if she has seen through the world of mortals, Situ Jing clutched her chest, feeling extremely distressed.The more she thought about it, the more distressed she became, and after a while, Lihua burst into tears with rain.
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Chu Liuxiang narrowed her eyes slightly, her mood was delicate.
Why did this scene give him a sense of déjà vu?
As if it happened not so long ago?
Chu Liuxiang thought of the female disciples of Shenshui Palace who were fighting for Wuhua, Liu Qingqing who claimed to be Wuhua's "savior", and finally thought of herself.What Wuhua said to Situ Jing was half-truth and half-false, and she lied a lot to the female disciples of Shenshui Palace, so what about him?
It shouldn't be possible to deceive him... right?
Seeing Situ Jing, who was crying so hard and had no temperament, Chu Liuxiang became more and more unconfident.
Situ Jing is a very emotional girl. She sniffed her nose, wiped away tears, gritted her teeth, and said with righteous indignation: "How can there be such a cruel mother in the world? Could it be that her heart is made of iron and stone?"
"Maybe." Wu Hua was like a peerless little white lotus who was persecuted pure and innocent, and secretly said sadly: "I don't want to obey her orders to kill innocent people indiscriminately, but if you disobey her orders, you will only die. Death is not terrible , I have long been prepared to die, but I don't want to let go of my younger brother, Linger is stupid and naive, I am afraid that after being worthless, she will be chased and killed by that woman."
Duomu is a delicate, innocent, lovely and pitiful sister who loves brothers and sisters!
Situ Jing was so jealous of that guy named Xiao Ling, I don't know how much incense he burned in his previous life to get such a good sister.
Situ Jing looked envious, patted her chest, and said proudly: "Sister Epiphyllum, your business is my business. Don't you just want Tianyi Shenshui, wrap it on me, and I will get it for you."
Wu Hua worried: "Is there any danger?"
Situ Jing said: "The sisters trust me very much, even if they find out that the water has been stolen, they will not suspect me."
"Exactly." Wu Huaxiang said casually: "If something is stolen from the house, the first person to suspect it will never be my family."
Situ Jing had a flash of inspiration, and instantly had a good idea: "We can find a scapegoat."
Wu Hua asked, "Who should I find?"
Situ Jing said: "Chu Liuxiang, the commander-in-chief of bandits who is the most famous in the Jianghu, with first-class stealing skills, superb lightness skills, and disappears without a trace!"
Chu Liuxiang: "?!!"
Chu Liuxiang turned pale in shock.
Is it really okay for you to plot against me in front of me?
Do I look so reckless?
At this moment, Chu Liuxiang, who had always spoken elegantly, wanted to swear.
Fortunately, Wu Hua's words gave him some comfort, "Isn't it good for the bandit commander to be charged with stealing the divine water for nothing?"
Situ Jing waved her little hand, and said disapprovingly: "Chu Liuxiang is a thief in the first place, so it doesn't matter if you steal more or less. You don't have to worry about debts!"
Chu Liuxiang was numb.It's okay, but it kills me.
Situ Jing said again: "Besides, if you can steal Tianyi Shenshui from Shenshui Palace without anyone noticing, wouldn't the bandit commander be more famous by then? No way, he has to thank us!"
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Wu Hua seemed to be persuaded, nodded hesitantly, and said, "Just do as you want."
Chu Liuxiang was shocked, and mechanically turned her head to look at Wuhua.
Okay, I know you have a good conscience, and you have a good confidant like me in your heart, so you help me speak. It turns out that you have been playing the idea of letting me take the blame from the beginning to the end!
After all, it was a wrong payment with true feelings!
Chu Liuxiang finally sees through the truth of the matter, and her passionate heart is riddled with wounds by her confidant.
At this moment, the man's smile disappeared, and his expressionless face looked rather cold and not to be trifled with.
He, Chu Liuxiang, also has a temper, let him break off friendship with Wuhua for a day first!
What is the art of language?This is!
Situ Jing seemed to have realized something, and secretly engraved the other party's words in her mind so that she could borrow them later.
"Sister Epiphyllum, thank you for telling me about my life experience."
Knowing the mystery of her own life experience, Situ Jing's fear of Yin Ji, the jellyfish, was wiped away.
No matter how scary the other party is, she is still her mother, so what is there to be afraid of her own mother.
Situ Jing has already figured out a countermeasure. If her mother doesn't allow her to leave Shenshui Palace, she will fight her to the end even if she cries, makes trouble, hangs herself, throws up and rolls!
Ah, it's no wonder that Taolu Baishuang and those bitter and mean women are all full of praise for Sister Epiphyllum, praising her for her kindness and beauty.
"Don't you suspect that I have other purposes?"
"You could have kept this secret, stood on the sidelines, stayed out of the matter, and let me be a fool for the rest of my life, but you didn't." Situ Jing seemed silly and sweet, but in fact he had a clear mind and was full of calculations. How could he not be able to tell good from bad?
She blinked her eyes cutely, and smiled, with dimples on her lips, which was so sweet that it touched people's hearts, "Even if you have a purpose, you won't hurt me, will you?"
Wu Hua smiled and said, "That's right, I won't harm anyone."
Chu Liuxiang looked at Situ Jing, then at Wu Hua, with a serious expression on his face.
Is the atmosphere a bit subtle?
Thinking that most of the female disciples in Shenshui Palace love girls, Chu Liuxiang's expression became more solemn.
Doesn't Wuhua miss liking women?
Wuhua used to be a man, so it doesn't seem to be a problem to like women?But she is a woman now, and the combination of yin and yang is the right way.However, in this way, wouldn't the flowerless man who is obviously a man become a broken sleeve?
Chu Liuxiang was confused by herself, and for a while she was even more entangled than Wuhua, the client.After much deliberation, he finally thought of the choice of becoming a nun.However, judging from how they got along these days, Wuhua has no such plan, she seems to want to return to vulgarity.
Here Chu Liuxiang was worried, while Wuhua said a few words to Situ Jing, but she didn't know what she said, the little girl's eyes were shining, and she nodded her head.After Wuhua finished explaining, she held her hand gratefully, and said with tears in her eyes, "Sister Epiphyllum, I don't even know how to thank you."
Seeing their holding hands, Chu Liuxiang looked alert.
As the saying goes, on the basis of benefactor's good looks, if you don't know how to repay your kindness, you can promise yourself with your body.
Wuhua is a pure and flawless monk, and a confidant who shares his interests. He, Chu Liuxiang, swears to the heavens that he will never allow such inhuman things to happen!He wanted to take the other party away completely, otherwise what face would he have to face Master Tianfeng?Facing Nangong Ling's brother-in-law?
So, the anxious man leaned to his confidant's ear, and whispered tentatively: "Do you still remember the purpose of our trip?"
"Of course I remember." Wu Hua glanced at him and said, "Why do you ask so much?"
Chu Liuxiang's heart was at ease, and she was in the mood to tease, "Shenshui Palace is full of beauties, I'm afraid you won't want to leave."
Wuhua's smile is slightly restrained, and she looks down in thought.
Chu Liuxiang's eyelids twitched, and she had a bad premonition.
Sure enough, Wuhua smiled, a pure smile with a hint of gratitude, "Thank you Xiangshuai for your advice. For me, Shenshui Palace is a good place."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Chu Liuxiang wants to die already, I call you cheap!
If I become the chief culprit who caused Wuhua to stay in Shenshui Palace, I am afraid that I can only apologize with death.
"Wuhua, you won't really stay, will you?" In a hurry, Chu Liuxiang called the other party's real name by mistake.
Looking at the man who was so anxious as if she had chosen to stay and was hit and devastated, Wu Hua's beautiful eyes overflowed with a smile, "So what if I stay?"
Chu Liuxiang stared at her intently for a long time, and finally determined that she was joking, and a spring-like intoxicating smile appeared on her handsome face again, "I found that a certain person has turned bad since he went down the mountain, and he likes to play with people."
Wuhua said: "Those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black."
Chu Liuxiang raised her eyebrows and denied it vigorously: "Chu has limited ability and cannot be the master's teacher. The master is clearly self-taught."
"What are you talking about?" Situ Jing broke the world of two people.
"Sister Chu, she..." Wu Hua seemed to have something hard to say.
Chu Liuxiang raised her head abruptly: "What's the matter with me?"What do you want to arrange for me?
Wu Hua's smile remained unchanged, her eyes burning and compelling: Will you give it?
Chu Liuxiang was a little discouraged: Just be happy.
Situ Jing looked at the two "eyes expressing affection", and her brain crazily output the bloody love affair of "the peerless beautiful girl who descended to the earth with a pure, pure, kind-hearted and beautiful girl and a tall and tall middle-aged cook".Then, he was overwhelmed by the imaginary scene.
Oh no, Sister Epiphyllum's aesthetics can't be so vulgar!
Situ Jing shook her head, cleared the trash in her mind, and then asked, "Sister Epiphyllum, what did Sister Chu say?"
The corner of Chu Liuxiang's mouth twitched slightly, Big Sister Chu is right in front of you, if you have any questions, you can just ask Big Sister Chu, it would be unnecessary to ask Wuhua to pass on the word.
"She is persuading me to ask you for help." Wuhua sighed slightly: "But this matter involves a lot, and the reasons for it are quite difficult to explain. I really don't want to involve you."
The girl's watery gaze was tainted with a little melancholy, and the noble attitude of bearing all the misfortunes alone and never hurting others made Situ Jing more determined to break the casserole and ask the end.
But seeing her mouth flattened, she said displeasedly: "Sister Epiphyllum can help me, why can't I, Situ Jing, help you? Besides, my mother is the famous master of Shenshui Palace. With her backing, it would be a big trouble." It doesn't bother me either."
The system sighed: "It's great to have a mother, a child with a mother is like a treasure."
Immediately thinking of the host's situation, he added: "There are exceptions to everything, like you, having a mother is worse than not having a mother."
Wuhua: "..."
Suddenly, I became a little jealous of Situ Jing.
Fortunately, Wuhua has strong self-control and did not show her ugly jealous face on the spot. She raised her hand and touched the fearless head supported by her mother, with an elegant and gentle smile. Not any more."
Wuhua slowly revealed the mystery of her life experience in a gentle voice.
Situ Jing's mouth grew bigger and bigger.
Ever since she knew that her mother was Yin Ji, a jellyfish, and her father was Xiong Niangzi, Situ Jing felt that there was nothing in the world worth making a fuss about.Unexpectedly, the world is full of surprises, her mother and father's messy things are nothing, Shi Guanyin is really amazing!
Abandoning husbands and sons, searching for beautiful men and opening up the harem, leaving the family behind.More than ten years have passed, and when the children are promising, they immediately send someone to contact them and coerce them into doing bad things.
My goodness!
How can there be such a cruel woman in the world.
Is this mom?The enemy is almost the same!
After listening to the more ups and downs and shocking mystery of her life experience than her, and looking at the stunning beauty who is neither sad nor happy as if she has seen through the world of mortals, Situ Jing clutched her chest, feeling extremely distressed.The more she thought about it, the more distressed she became, and after a while, Lihua burst into tears with rain.
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Chu Liuxiang narrowed her eyes slightly, her mood was delicate.
Why did this scene give him a sense of déjà vu?
As if it happened not so long ago?
Chu Liuxiang thought of the female disciples of Shenshui Palace who were fighting for Wuhua, Liu Qingqing who claimed to be Wuhua's "savior", and finally thought of herself.What Wuhua said to Situ Jing was half-truth and half-false, and she lied a lot to the female disciples of Shenshui Palace, so what about him?
It shouldn't be possible to deceive him... right?
Seeing Situ Jing, who was crying so hard and had no temperament, Chu Liuxiang became more and more unconfident.
Situ Jing is a very emotional girl. She sniffed her nose, wiped away tears, gritted her teeth, and said with righteous indignation: "How can there be such a cruel mother in the world? Could it be that her heart is made of iron and stone?"
"Maybe." Wu Hua was like a peerless little white lotus who was persecuted pure and innocent, and secretly said sadly: "I don't want to obey her orders to kill innocent people indiscriminately, but if you disobey her orders, you will only die. Death is not terrible , I have long been prepared to die, but I don't want to let go of my younger brother, Linger is stupid and naive, I am afraid that after being worthless, she will be chased and killed by that woman."
Duomu is a delicate, innocent, lovely and pitiful sister who loves brothers and sisters!
Situ Jing was so jealous of that guy named Xiao Ling, I don't know how much incense he burned in his previous life to get such a good sister.
Situ Jing looked envious, patted her chest, and said proudly: "Sister Epiphyllum, your business is my business. Don't you just want Tianyi Shenshui, wrap it on me, and I will get it for you."
Wu Hua worried: "Is there any danger?"
Situ Jing said: "The sisters trust me very much, even if they find out that the water has been stolen, they will not suspect me."
"Exactly." Wu Huaxiang said casually: "If something is stolen from the house, the first person to suspect it will never be my family."
Situ Jing had a flash of inspiration, and instantly had a good idea: "We can find a scapegoat."
Wu Hua asked, "Who should I find?"
Situ Jing said: "Chu Liuxiang, the commander-in-chief of bandits who is the most famous in the Jianghu, with first-class stealing skills, superb lightness skills, and disappears without a trace!"
Chu Liuxiang: "?!!"
Chu Liuxiang turned pale in shock.
Is it really okay for you to plot against me in front of me?
Do I look so reckless?
At this moment, Chu Liuxiang, who had always spoken elegantly, wanted to swear.
Fortunately, Wu Hua's words gave him some comfort, "Isn't it good for the bandit commander to be charged with stealing the divine water for nothing?"
Situ Jing waved her little hand, and said disapprovingly: "Chu Liuxiang is a thief in the first place, so it doesn't matter if you steal more or less. You don't have to worry about debts!"
Chu Liuxiang was numb.It's okay, but it kills me.
Situ Jing said again: "Besides, if you can steal Tianyi Shenshui from Shenshui Palace without anyone noticing, wouldn't the bandit commander be more famous by then? No way, he has to thank us!"
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Wu Hua seemed to be persuaded, nodded hesitantly, and said, "Just do as you want."
Chu Liuxiang was shocked, and mechanically turned her head to look at Wuhua.
Okay, I know you have a good conscience, and you have a good confidant like me in your heart, so you help me speak. It turns out that you have been playing the idea of letting me take the blame from the beginning to the end!
After all, it was a wrong payment with true feelings!
Chu Liuxiang finally sees through the truth of the matter, and her passionate heart is riddled with wounds by her confidant.
At this moment, the man's smile disappeared, and his expressionless face looked rather cold and not to be trifled with.
He, Chu Liuxiang, also has a temper, let him break off friendship with Wuhua for a day first!
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