Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

As soon as she left Shenshui Palace, Chu Liuxiang couldn't wait to wash off her disguise, and when she changed into men's clothes, she felt refreshed, as if she had been reborn.

Situ Jing was dumbfounded, and said, "Are you a man?"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "A genuine man."

Situ Jing scanned Chu Liuxiang up and down, who was revealing his true colors. The man was handsome, with a free and unrestrained temperament. He was wrapped in a blue dress with a tall, strong and sexy figure, and his face was covered with strong hormones.

Situ Jing wiped her saliva secretly, and said with a lot of emotion: "You look horrible when you pretend to be a woman, but you look decent when you pretend to be a man."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

What kind of bragging new pose is this?

Chu Liuxiang touched his nose and said with a smile, "Thank you."

Sister Chu is a man pretending to be, so what about Sister Epiphyllum?

Situ Jing's eyes lit up, and she looked forward to Wuhua and said shyly: "Are you also disguised as a woman? My mother said that Shi Guanyin only has two sons, so you are not her illegitimate daughter at all, but Her son, isn't it?"

exactly!Wu Hua rubbed the little girl's head, without changing expression, said: "What a smart child."

Chu Liuxiang looked up at the sky, unable to bear to expose her confidant's lies, after all, her poor confidant was indeed a man.

Situ Jing just felt that the surprise came unexpectedly. As the saying goes, "everyone has the love of beauty".

Situ Jing, like the jellyfish Yin Ji, likes beautiful people.

Epiphyllum is undoubtedly very in line with her aesthetics, but being a Ji guy... is a matter of life, and you have to think carefully.However, if Wuhua is a man, this trouble will be easily solved.

Witnessing Wuhua's flourishing beauty up close, Situ Jing's face blushed quietly.

Brother Epiphyllum is so gentle and good-looking, with an elegant and pleasant fragrance on his body.

She stared at the peerless beauty obsessively, and dreamily murmured to herself: "You are more beautiful than my father, so beautiful, is she really a man?"

Chu Liuxiang praised in her heart, the little girl's eyes are sharp, and Wuhua is not a woman now.

"Brother Epiphyllum, what's your real name?"

"No flowers."

"Wuhua..." Situ Jing whispered the name, and suddenly thought of something incredible, "Last month, Shenshui Palace invited the apprentice of Master Tianfeng, the abbot of Putian Temple, who has the 'seven wonderful monks' If Wuhua with the title goes to lecture on scriptures, could it be that you are that Wuhua?"

Wuhua nodded and said, "My little monk is exactly that Wuhua."

Situ Jing couldn't accept this cruel reality, she asked Chu Liuxiang with her eyes if it was true or not.

Chu Liuxiang nodded.

Situ Jing clutched her chest, oh, her heart is broken!

Soon, she came up with a countermeasure, regrouped, and said energetically, "Wuhua, your name is really nice, and your women's clothing is so beautiful."

"...Thank you." Although she didn't want to accept such compliments at all.

Situ Jing's eyes sparkled, and she was full of admiration and said: "The master is very beautiful and talented. Wouldn't it be a pity to be a monk? Why don't you become a vulgar and marry a wife?" Before he finished speaking, he raised his red face and recommended himself. : "How do you see me?"

The corner of Wuhua's mouth twitched, before she could refuse, Chu Liuxiang snapped back, "Wuhua has no such plan for now."

Situ Jing glared at Chu Liuxiang displeasedly, "Who are you? Why do you make decisions for Wuhua?"

"I'm Wuhua's bosom friend." Chu Liuxiang paused, then added, "The only one."

Situ Jing's face was like a palette, with expressions of jealousy, deep thought, suspicion, and suddenness flashing one by one.

She finally realized it!

"I know why you don't like me. It turns out that you like men, and the person you like is him!" Pointing at Chu Liuxiang with a green onion-like jade finger, Situ Jing beat her chest and feet in pain, and said: "The world is so chaotic, men actually rob men with women .Bah, smelly and shameless dog man! The juicy cabbage has been kicked by a pig!"

Wu·Shui Ling Cabbage·Flower: "..."

Chu, stinky, shameless dog man, pig, Liu Xiang, who beat cabbage: "..."

The two remained silent, admiring Situ Jing's brain power.

Chu Liuxiang coughed lightly, trying to save her reputation, and said, "Miss Situ, Chu and Wuhua are not what you think, and Chu likes women."

Situ Jing didn't believe it, she had some logic, "When a person's appearance is good enough, it doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman. How dare you swear that if Wu Hua liked you and wanted to pursue you, you wouldn't be tempted at all?"

Chu Liuxiang touched the bridge of his handsome nose, and spit out the words that would be slapped in the face in the future: "The example you gave obviously will not happen, Wuhua will not pursue me, and I really only like women."

Situ Jing snorted coldly with her nostrils upturned.

Only those with a guilty conscience like to repeat their words in order to strengthen their persuasive power and use them to convince others as well as themselves.

She, Situ Jing, is omnipotent and has already seen through everything!

Chu Liuxiang shook his head and said, "It seems that I can only convince you by telling my identity."

"Oh?" Situ Jing was skeptical, and said, "Then tell me, what special identity do you have?"

"My surname is Chu, and my name is Liuxiang."

Chu Liuxiang thought that he had reported his family, so Situ Jing believed that he and Wu Hua were innocent, and that neither of them had broken their sleeves. After hearing this, Situ Jing blurted out: "You romantic and affectionate robber, you still have so many confidante? Unsatisfied, he actually extended his claws to the man again!"

Come on, there is no need to explain anymore, I have already jumped into the Yellow River and can't wash it off.

It was the first time for Situ Jing to go out of the house. Out of consideration for her safety, Wu Hua and Chu Liuxiang sent her to Mrs. Xiong in person.

When the father and daughter Xiong Niangzi and Situ Jing met, they looked at each other with tears in their eyes, and wept with each other.

Seeing this scene, Mrs. Xiong's friend Huang Lu wept with joy.

After Mrs. Xiong calmed down, she learned from her daughter that Wuhua had helped her, she solemnly thanked the other party, and promised: "Thank you, Master Wuhua, for your help. If you need it in the future, just give me an order. Make up your mind to help.”

Xiong Niangzi was grateful to Wu Hua at first, but when her benefactor left, his daughter cried even more tearfully, holding on to her benefactor's hand, tearful eyes, and said: "Brother Wu Hua, you really don't think about returning to vulgar life." ?"

Xiong Niangzi: "..."

What happened to his daughter?

It's not good to like someone, like a monk!

As far as he knows, there was once a young man and woman who were crazy about love, and the object of their madness was Wuhua, and they finally became monks because of love!

This monk is not serious at all!

How can a decent monk be so attractive, how can a decent monk wear women's clothing, how can a decent monk be so good-looking that women are overshadowed.Xiong Niangzi subconsciously ignores that she is also a good-looking man who makes women sigh.

Xiong Niangzi, a father, is so nervous that she is afraid that her daughter will be overwhelmed, and she will see through the world because of love.

He stared covetously at the beautiful monk in monk's robe, wishing he could drive him away immediately, regardless of whether he was a benefactor or an enemy.

When the seductive little monk and the young man in blue left, he persuaded his daughter earnestly, saying, "Although Master Wuhua is good, he is a monk and has nothing to do with you. Don't be like those silly girls who are insane in love. He ran to shave his hair and become a nun without hesitation."

Situ Jing said in shock: "Father, why do you have such terrible thoughts!"

Xiong Niangzi: "???"

"There are countless beautiful men in the world. There are no flowers, but there are also peach blossoms, lotus blossoms, and plum blossoms. If this one doesn't work, find the next one. There is no grass anywhere in the world, why bother to love a single flower. Smart people, why bother in a tree Hanged?"

Situ Jing stated her philosophy of love, saying: "People are alive, and what they pursue is not to do what they want. For someone who doesn't love yourself, why bother to toss yourself to death?"

She shook her head and scolded her father who was outdated in thinking, "So dad, you have to keep up with the times and keep up with the times."

Xiong Niangzi: "..." Isn't it his fault?

Huang Luzhi: "..." She is indeed the daughter of Xiong Niangzi and Yin Ji.

The two looked at each other and shook their heads one after another. The young people's thinking is so fashionable now, and they can't keep up.

It was a sleepless night.

Wuhua concentrated on watching the newly released movie "Laughing Man Chu Liuxiang", and said in a trance, "It turns out that Yidianhong is a woman."

"Hey! There is something wrong with your focus!" The system roared loudly: "As the heroine of this film, shouldn't you publish an article about your impressions? Shouldn't you give my little friend a wedding candy?"

Wu Hua glanced at the system, wanting to fart.

The system sighed and sighed: "Is it the Wanchai Wharf? Why does every session of the host get involved somehow?"

Wu Hua: "...This movie is all made up, you don't have to take it seriously."

The system said: "In the movie, there is no flower called Epiphyllum, and in the movie Epiphyllum is a woman, are these all fake?"

Speechless.After a while, she said: "In the movie, Yuan Suiyun is Epiphyllum's elder brother, and I don't have an elder brother, so I have nothing to do with Yuan Suiyun. Besides, Yuan Suiyun is younger than me."

The system said meaningfully: "Yuan Suiyun's biological mother is unknown, how can you be sure that he is not your half-brother?"

Wuhua is silent again, who knows if Shi Guanyin has any illegitimate children after abandoning her husband and son.

Wuhua watched the movie again, and the more she watched, the more subtle her mood became.

The system laughed and said, "Do you think you and Chu Liuxiang are a good match?"

Wuhua murmured, "I think Chu Liuxiang and the jellyfish Yinji are more suitable."

system:"…………"

The system turned pale with shock, and stammered: "Host, why do you have such a ghostly idea?"

Wu Hua asked back: "Don't you think the jellyfish Yin Ji in the film is very beautiful?"

If Yin Ji, the jellyfish, really looked like this, would Xiong Niangzi be willing to leave?I'm afraid to drive him away, but he won't leave.

"Beauty is beauty." The system said: "But, can you turn your attention to yourself?"

"Me?" Wu Hua laughed at herself, "What do you want me to do? Like Epiphyllum in the movie, fall in love with a man?"

The system said: "Apart from being in love with Chu Liuxiang, is there any difference in your daily relationship with the hero and heroine in the movie? You have shared the same bed even more times."

"..." Wuhua wanted to refute, but every sentence of the hateful system was true, and there was no way to refute it.

The system continued: "Watching the scene where Epiphyllum and Chu Liuxiang are making out in the movie, do you feel sick to your stomach? If you don't, it proves that you are not straight."

Wu Hua was noncommittal and said, "Epiphyllum is not me."

The system said: "Then imagine yourself making out with Chu Liuxiang, how do you feel? Can you accept it?"

Like Situ Jing, Wuhua's imagination is also rich and colorful, but whenever something is mentioned, the body does not react, and the mind turns away first.As soon as the system finished speaking, she couldn't help but play a wonderful restricted drama in her mind.

Wuhua: "..."

The situation is very bad.

Not only do you not repel it, but you feel a little excited, what's going on? !

Could it be that she has inherited Shi Guanyin's promiscuous side, so she has no lower limit and no integrity?

Wuhua was so frightened that she quickly read the "Diamond Sutra" twice to calm down.

The next day, Chu Liuxiang looked at her confidant who was blue-eyed as if she hadn't slept all night, and said with concern: "You don't seem to be in good spirits, didn't you sleep well last night?"

Wuhua said lightly: "Because I have one thing in mind, I haven't been able to fall asleep for a long time."

Chu Liuxiang asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

Wu Hua said, "Dian Hong is your friend, right?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Yes."

Wu Hua asked, "Is he a man or a woman?"

Chu Liuxiang was at a loss for asking Wu Hua's question, "Of course a little red is a man."

Wuhua said, "Isn't it a woman disguised as a man?"

Chu Liuxiang was speechless: "Yidianhong doesn't have such hobbies."

Thinking of the sacrifice he made for his confidant, the man looked bitterly, and said, "No man likes to pretend to be a woman."

The system giggled, and said, "It's because you have little experience and haven't seen a fake girl."

It's a pity that Chu Liuxiang couldn't hear it. He pushed the porridge in front of Wuhua, and placed the chopsticks on the bowl. He was gentle and considerate to his boyfriend Li MAX.

Chu Liuxiang picked up the steamed bun and bit one end, swallowed, and said, "You're so strange today, what's wrong?"

Wuhua said lightly: "I was thinking, if a little red is a woman, I'm afraid I'll fall in love with you."

"..." Chu Liuxiang dropped her chopsticks in shock.