Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

After throwing away the young man, Kou Zhong said out of breath, "Xu Ziling, you are so breathless after running such a short distance, your physical strength is not good enough, you need to exercise more."

Xu Ziling rolled his eyes, took a breath, and said, "You're not much better yourself, so you have the nerve to blame me."

Kou Zhong pretended to be angry and said: "Uncle Kou cares about you, so he talks too much, why don't you know good from bad?"

"Yes, yes." Xu Ziling cooperated with the play, and said, "The little one doesn't know what's good and what's wrong, and hurt Uncle Kou's heart. It's really an unforgivable crime."

Kou Zhong put on the victor's posture, raised his chin, and said proudly: "Then do you know how to behave in the future?"

Xu Ziling seemed to have racked his brains for a long time before he came up with a solution, saying: "You should repay your kindness and not talk back to Uncle Kou."

Kou Zhong nodded in satisfaction, and said arrogantly: "Remember what you said, if you do it again in the future, be careful that Uncle Kou will punish you."

Xu Ziling burst into laughter, Kou Zhong glared at him, "What are you laughing at?"

Xu Ziling pursed his lips, restrained his smile, and said, "I'm worried about Uncle Kou's small body."

It means that it is difficult for you to achieve great things with such a small body.

Kou Zhong snorted, and said: "Uncle Kou is blessed by the heavens, he is the son of heaven, there is nothing he wants to do that cannot be done."

Xu Ziling knew that he was bragging again, so he didn't want to expose him, lest he would become angry, so he just said perfunctorily, "You can do it if you say so."

Kou Zhong gritted his teeth secretly, Xu Ziling, just wait for me, one day I will let you know how powerful Uncle Kou is!

Unfortunately, when that day really came, Kou Zhong sadly found that Uncle Xu was more powerful than Uncle Kou. He was no match for Xu Ziling no matter what he said or did. He was as useless as marrying a powerful tigress as his wife Men, it's too late to coax others, how dare they dare to provoke the tiger to show its power.

"Take out the purse quickly and share the spoils." Xu Ziling and Kou Zhong have been close since childhood, so they started directly, groping around in his arms, and then took out a purse embroidered with peonies.

Kou Zhong winked and said, "I guess this is a token from some lady."

Xu Ziling said: "Then you did a good and bad thing."

The purse was opened, and there were a few copper plates crooked inside, a few pieces of silver the size of a fingernail, and a white ingot of silver.

Xu Ziling counted and said pleasantly: "There are seven taels, let's send it! Uncle Kou is really good!"

"That's right." Kou Zhong was triumphant, looking at his immature and cute good brother when he was a child, his eyes showed nostalgia, and his mouth glibly said: "Uncle Kou is so powerful, do you want Miss Xu to enjoy the blessings with you?"

"Fuck you!" Xu Ziling gave him a push, not to be outdone, and said, "When it comes to getting rich quickly, it's Mr. Xu who takes the lead."

Kou Zhong immediately said with a flattering smile: "Uncle Xu will become prosperous in the future, don't forget me as a good brother."

Xu Ziling shook his head and said, "I am very loyal, you can come and eat my soft food."

Kou Zhong's heart warmed, Ziling had always been generous to him, and he was the first thing he thought of every time he got a good thing, and then he thought of Xu Ziling's confidante who were more difficult than the other, wrinkled his face, and said bitterly: "If What if your future wife refuses to let me?"

Xu Ziling said: "Women are not as important as brothers."

Kou Zhong grinned, and said with a smile, "Didn't you always say that you stabbed your brother twice, and you stabbed your brother twice for a woman?"

Xu Ziling sighed maturely, and said, "Who hasn't been young yet."

Kou Zhong's teeth were sour, he rubbed Zhuma's little head vigorously, and said, "Can you, an 8-year-old brat, stop pretending to be an adult?"

Xu Ziling shrugged and said, "I can't help it, I'm more mature in mental age."

Kou Zhong has long been accustomed to Xu Ziling's strange and witty remarks from time to time. Hearing the words, he laughed and said, "No matter how mature you are, you still have to call me brother. Come on, brother Ziling, call me brother Kou, brother Kou is a sugar buyer." For you to eat."

Looking at his good brother who coaxed him to call him brother in a way that tricked an ignorant child, Xu Ziling gave him a blank look.

Kou Zhong didn't care, he walked out with his arms around his shoulders.

Xu Ziling said, "Why go?"

Kou Zhongdao: "Uncle Kou is in a good mood today, I invite you to eat the most authentic roast chicken in Yangzhou City."

With enough food and drink, the two of them slumped on the chairs with their stomachs outstretched.

"Kou Zhong." Xu Ziling looked up at his good brother beside him, and said lazily, "How much money is left?"

Kou Zhong burped, opened his purse, looked at it, and said, "29 copper coins."

Xu Ziling stood up stiffly, "The dishes on this table cost seven taels of silver?"

Kou Zhong said: "That's right."

Xu Ziling pointed at him, fingers trembling, "You prodigal son! Tomorrow is the day to pay the protection fee..."

Kou Zhong interrupted him, "What protection fee?"

Xu Ziling said, "It's the protection fee for the Bamboo Flower Gang."

Kou Zhong: "..."

Oh, Kou Zhong remembered, after he and Xu Ziling lost their parents, in order not to be bullied by the ruffians, they relied on their clever heads to sneak into a small local gang and became peripheral members.They regularly pay "protection fees" to the Bamboo Flower Gang, and the Bamboo Flower Gang gives them certain protection.

Kou Zhong scratched his head, said: "Suddenly became rich, so happy that he forgot the business."

"Forget it, you are wrong and I am also wrong." Xu Ziling said calmly: "It's not that I don't know your temperament, I should remind you in advance."

Kou Zhong's heart warmed, Ziling was so understanding when he was a child.

Share blessings with him, share troubles with him.With this brother, what more can I ask for!

Kou Zhong secretly made the next decision, and when he returned to their "kennel", he took out the formula of longevity and practiced with Ziling.They are good brothers who have depended on each other since childhood, and they should treat each other frankly and work together to create brilliant future together!

In the afternoon, the two worked together to make a ticket and collected enough protection fees, and the remaining small amount of money bought sesame seed cakes to fill their stomachs.

The two returned home leisurely, Kou Zhong whispered in Xu Ziling's ear, "I'll tell you a secret."

Seeing that he was mysterious, Xu Ziling's curiosity was aroused, and he whispered: "Don't sell the lawsuit, tell me quickly."

Kou Zhongdao: "I got a martial arts cheat book today."

Xu Ziling was overjoyed at first, then puzzled, and said: "You are with me today, why didn't I find any martial arts secrets?"

Kou Zhongdao: "When I went to the latrine..."

Xu Ziling interrupted and said, "I'll be guarding not far away."

Kou Zhong: "...I'm going to the latrine, what are you doing outside?"

Xu Ziling smiled and said, "It's not that you insist on me guarding it for you, lest someone peek at it and take advantage of it."

Kou Zhong seemed to be framed, he jumped up and said: "There is nothing wrong with me, I am a big man, even if someone looks at me, who knows who will suffer!"

Xu Ziling rolled his eyes and smiled: "That's true, but a grass-picking robber appeared in the city two days ago, and the other party specially targeted young people with good looks."

Kou Zhong, now nine years old and self-proclaimed as a beautiful boy, touched his small face and said rather narcissistically, "Then I should really be worried. But, Ziling, you are more beautiful, and you are much more dangerous than me."

Xu Ziling pointed to his dirty face and asked, "Look, what's on my face?"

Kou Zhong said: "The bottom of the pot is ashes."

Xu Ziling said: "Then what are you afraid of?"

Kou Zhong: "..."

So, that's why good bros like to put plaster on their faces? !

Xu Ziling turned to the main topic, "You said just now that you got the cheat book, where did you get it? It can't really be in the hut, right?"

Kou Zhong's mouth twitched, and he said, "That's not likely. Anyway, I got it by accident."

Xu Ziling stroked his chin and said, "Your luck is really good today."

Kou Zhong waved his hand and said to Bian, "It's okay, it's okay."

Xu Ziling said: "What secret book?"

Kou Zhongdao: "Longevity formula."

Xu Ziling: "..."

Xu Ziling's calm expression collapsed in an instant, and his voice became delicate and sharp because of the excitement: "You got the formula of longevity?"

Kou Zhong folded his arms around his chest, stared at his good brother with vacant eyes, and finally realized that the other party was hiding something from him! "You know the formula of longevity? Don't rush to deny it, think it over before you say it."

Xu Ziling opened his mouth, he hesitated to speak, as if there was something hard to say.

Kou Zhongdao: "Even my brother can't say that?"

Xu Ziling sighed softly, and said, "Sometimes people have to learn to pretend to be stupid to whitewash peace."

Kou Zhongdao: "I will never learn to pretend to be stupid with my good brother."

"I'm different from you." Xu Ziling said lightly, "For example, one moment you shouted to slaughter a fat sheep and hand over the protection fee, and the next moment you ate and drank and forgot all about it. For example, when we make an appointment, we will accompany each other to protect each other , you turn your head and forget the reason, even if I have doubts, I won’t get to the bottom of it.”

Kou Zhong: "..."

Is his flaw so obvious?

Kou Zhong said, "Then why don't you question me?"

Xu Ziling stared at him intently, with a bright smile on his delicate face, and said firmly in his tone: "You are Kou Zhong, I recognize you."

Kou Zhong's nose was sour, and his heart was surging: "It's not that I don't want to tell you, I'm afraid that if I tell you frankly, you will think I'm suffering from hysteria."

Xu Ziling patted him on the back reassuringly, and said with a smile, "I am the same. So, I have been keeping that secret to myself, even my mother doesn't know."

"Then you..." Kou Zhong wanted to ask the other party if he had the same experience as him, but his intuition told him that the two of them were in different situations.

He rolled his eyes, gave up the urge to ask the other party, and said, "I am..."

Xu Ziling raised his hand to stop it: "There's no rush, let's talk when you want to talk."

The two half-boys untie their knots, and the already strong brotherhood grows again.

When night fell, the two began to practice the "Secret of Longevity".

The "Secret of Longevity" is indeed a peerless secret book tailor-made for them. The two devoted themselves to practicing it all night, and the next day they did not feel sleepy and tired, but instead felt refreshed and radiant.

It was three poles high in the sun, and the birds in front of the window were singing and chirping non-stop, but they couldn't wake up the two slackers who were lying on the bed.

Suddenly, the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground came from the dilapidated house, followed by a roar——

"Kou Zhong!"

Sleeping soundly, dreaming sweet dreams, a shadowless foot fell from the sky, Xu Ziling was kicked out of the bed again, and fell on his back.

Fortunately, it was the muddy ground, so there was no injury or disfigurement.

After being woken up, Kou Zhong yawned, turned over and looked at his brother on the ground, wanting to make fun of him but afraid of offending him.Ziling has a good temper, but it is difficult to coax him when he is annoyed.

"Ziling, why did you run to the ground?" Kou Zhong pretended to be deaf and dumb.

Xu Ziling gritted his teeth and said, "What do you think? Can I still run on the ground by myself?"

Kou Zhongdao: "Some people are born with weird hobbies..."

In Xu Ziling's half-smiling eyes, Kou Zhong just stopped.

Xu Ziling accused: "You sleep too badly."

Kou Zhong patted the wooden bed under him, and complained: "It's all your fault, you don't live up to it, how can you not gain weight if you are so skinny."

The one-meter-wide bed made a "squeak" sound when it was photographed.

Xu Ziling: "..."

Looking at the crib that was about to fall apart, Xu Ziling said helplessly, "Let it go, I don't want to sleep on the mud floor at night."

Then Kou Zhong obediently stopped and let the poor little bed go.

Then, when he accidentally caught sight of his good brother's underpants from the corner of the eye, he screamed, "Zi Ling!"

Xu Ziling said, "What's the matter?"

Kou Zhong chattered his teeth nervously, and said, "You, you're a girl?!"

Xu Ziling: "..."

Xu Ziling threw the clothes exuding the scent of saponins on Kou Zhong's head, and said angrily, "Aren't you clear about whether I'm a girl or not?"

Brothers who have been together since childhood, have bathed together for countless times, and it is natural to know whether Xu Ziling is a man or a woman, but...

"You look down at yourself."

Xu Ziling lowered his head.

And then... nothing more.

After a period of chaos, the two sat cross-legged on the wooden bed.

Xu Ziling looked gloomy and said, "What kind of martial art did you train me?"

Kou Zhong said: ""Longevity Jue"."

The "Secret of Longevity" is not the "Sunflower Treasure". If you want to learn this skill, you need to swing a knife from the palace and forcibly change your physical characteristics to practice.She has no reason to be a woman!

unless……

"Did you dictate correctly?"

"I remember this secret book more clearly than my own name, and it is impossible to make mistakes."

"Could it be fake?"

"...I also practiced."

Xu Ziling wondered: "Why is it that only I became a girl, and you didn't?"

Kou Zhongdao: "I think this is your own problem, you have to find the reason from yourself."

Xu Ziling said: "Firstly, I did not do anything that angered the sky, secondly, I did not murder and set fire, and thirdly, I am a good citizen who abides by the law. I can't think of any problems with myself."

Kou Zhong thought hard and said, "Maybe it's because you are so good-looking?"

Xu Ziling was speechless: "What kind of reason is this?"

Kou Zhongdao: "You are outstanding in appearance, you please girls, you have a good temper, and boys are willing to get close to you and be friends with you. Now that you have obtained the "Longevity Formula", you will definitely become a master of martial arts in the future. You see, everything is controlled by you. If it’s all taken up, how will others live?”

In her previous life, among the top four beauties in the world, three liked Xu Ziling.

Of course, Kou Zhong is also one of the members who let the other men down, because the last beauty likes him.

Kou Zhong continued: "There is nothing perfect in the world, so God just stepped in and asked you to change your nature and test your ability."

Xu Ziling said: "What's the test of my ability?"

Kou Zhong snickered and said, "See if you can please women and men equally by virtue of your daughter."

Xu Ziling's white and tender face was instantly covered with red glow, and he kicked over, "A dog can't spit out ivory!"