Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

"Old Hu." Looking at his brother whom he hadn't seen for many years, Chu Liuxiang couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Since the last time we parted, we haven't seen each other for six years."

Hu Tiehua said: "It's six years and four months."

Mo Mei, who was hiding behind the curtain, raised her eyebrows lightly.Remember the time clearly, it's either boring or unforgettable, or you don't know which kind of situation the other party belongs to.

The system was speechless: "Can't it be that Hu Tiehua has a superb memory?"

Expect her to trust the alcoholic's memory?

Wuhua is noncommittal.

After reminiscing with her good brother, Chu Liuxiang took Wuhua's hand and said, "Old Hu, let me introduce you."

"You don't need to introduce." Hu Tiehua winked at him and said, "I know who she is."

Chu Liuxiang said in a daze, "You know? Could it be that you have learned fortune-telling in the past few years?"

Hu Tiehua laughed loudly, and said: "I don't know how to tell fortunes, but I have ears, so I can naturally hear what I want to hear. I know her, she is the little wife who makes you deeply in love, and you will not marry unless you are a prince." and asked, "Am I right?"

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Wuhua: "..."

Little wife or something, Chu Liuxiang's face became hot.

According to the age difference, he is twenty-six this year, nearly ten years older than Wu Hua, who is young and beautiful.

Based on this calculation, Wu Hua can indeed be called his little wife.

Chu Liuxiang's heart trembled at the cuteness of the title "little wife", her face remained calm, she even frowned, and scolded her good brother righteously: "You can say whatever you want, don't ruin other people's reputation."

Hu Tiehua: "..."

Shit reputation, your scandal has spread all over the world, now who doesn't know that you, Chu Liuxiang, are fascinated by a little nun!

"Wuhua." Chu Liuxiang smiled softly at the silent sweetheart: "This is Hu Tiehua who grew up with me since childhood, wears the same pair of pants, and is known as the 'flower butterfly' by people in the world."

Wu Hua said meaningfully, "Okay, are you wearing the same pair of pants?"

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Wuhua, look into my eyes and tell me, what did you think about me and Hu Tiehua?

Hu Tiehua is a straight man who expresses his brotherly love so much that even homosexuals are willing to bow down. Naturally, he didn't hear the voice of Wuhua's words. He glanced at the girl in white clothes wearing a curtain, and was so curious about her appearance that he spoke in a rough voice. , said: "We are all a family, what are you doing in secret?"

Chu Liuxiang's brows relaxed and her thin lips curled up happily, thinking that after all these years, Lao Hu was still able to speak like this.

Wu Hua took off the curtain and put it on the table, she cupped her hands at this free-spirited prodigal son, "I've admired the great name of Hero Hu for a long time, and seeing him today, it really lives up to my reputation."

Her voice is like celestial music, her smile is like the breeze and the moon, she is immortal and jade-like, peerless and independent.

Hu Tiehua's eyes were wide open, and surprise appeared in his eyes.

Although his love luck is not as good as Chu Liuxiang's, it is not bad. He has seen many beauties in his life, and there are a few stunning beauties, but compared with the girl in white in front of him, he is like a firefly competing with a bright moon, vulnerable.Overshadowed, she is only worthy of carrying shoes!

Hu Tiehua took a sip of wine, and said sourly: "Old bug, you are very lucky!"

Chu Liuxiang was terrified in his heart, unconsciously showing a little on his face, but he was a little displeased with Hu Tiehua's words, and said: "If you use the word 'Yanfu' for a person who has been with you all your life, wouldn't it be humiliating to the other party."

Hu Tiehua was surprised: "Are you serious?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Then there can be fakes?"

Hu Tiehua said: "Didn't you say before that you don't marry a wife and you want to live a happy life?"

Chu Liuxiang glanced at Wuhua with a guilty conscience, resenting Hu Tiehua which pot was not opened and which pot to carry, and why did she talk about these old sesame seeds and rotten millet in front of Wuhua.He rubbed his nose and said to himself: "In the past, it was normal for me to have some whimsical and childish thoughts. Now that I'm mature, my thoughts will naturally change."

The best way to solve the dilemma is to bring the topic to others, such as Hu Tiehua, a good brother who caused him trouble.

Chu Liuxiang patted the other party's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Old Hu, you should grow up quickly, Gao Yanan is still waiting for you to get married."

Hu Tiehua was drinking wine, and when he heard that he choked up his throat and coughed earth-shatteringly, he took a long time to breathe, pointed at his handsome good brother with trembling fingers, blushed, and said: "You have to say such things when I'm drinking. talk?"

Chu Liuxiang shrugged, and said, "Do you have to mention my past embarrassing things in front of Wuhua?"

Hu Tiehua's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it: "Are you taking revenge on me?"

Chu Liuxiang shook his head and said, "It's too much to say revenge, I just repay your hospitality a little bit."

Hu Tiehua: "..."

Well, you Chu Liuxiang, I, Hu Tiehua, misunderstood you, you perverted bastard!

Hu Tiehua turned her head to provoke Wuhua, saying: "The old bedbug is romantic and sentimental, Huahua has a lot of guts and a lot of heart, you have to watch carefully." Come on, come on, good brothers hurt each other!Who is afraid of whom!

Hu Tiehua smiled provocatively at her good brother, which made Chu Liuxiang black.

"Old Hu, this guy has always liked to fear that the world will not be chaotic. Don't listen to his nonsense." Holding Wuhua's soft and boneless hand, Chu Liuxiang said affectionately, "My heart for you can be learned from the sun and the moon, if I can , I can’t wait to take it out and show you.”

The corner of Hu Tiehua's mouth twitched, and he immediately shivered from the numbness.

Wuhua smiled lightly, as if she didn't take this matter to heart at all, "Actually, it's not a big deal for a man to be bothered."

Hu Tiehua curled her lips and said: "You women, you say you don't mind, but you are actually jealous. But in order not to let men think that you are jealous, you have to swallow your voice and hold back your tears, deliberately showing a tolerant demeanor Come."

Wu Hua said: "It seems that Hu Daxia understands women very well?"

As the "Merry Leader Flower Butterfly", Hu Tiehua naturally knows women very well, but he said with a little humility, "It's okay. But, it's definitely not as good as the old bug's understanding of women."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Can he swear?

Brother, if you continue like this, our friendship will come to an end!

Hu Tiehua scanned Wuhua up and down, looked at her indifferent appearance, and wondered: "You really don't seem to mind a man's love, why?"

Wuhua said: "Love has diversity."

"Oh?" Hu Tiehua pretended to listen attentively, and said, "I would like to hear more about it."

Wu Hua said: "The first type is to regard each other as the only one, and there is no room for a third person."

Hu Tiehua said longingly: "This kind of person is rare in the world."

Chu Liuxiang held his head high involuntarily, he is a rare infatuated person in the world.

Wu Hua said again: "The second type is that even if you have someone you like, you will still play tricks with other people, and occasionally have a dewy relationship."

Hu Tiehua looked at Chu Liuxiang, and Wuhua also looked at Chu Liuxiang.

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

What is he doing?Chu Liuxiang is not that kind of person!

Every time he has a relationship, he starts a new one after the end, and he has never stepped on two boats.Chu Liuxiang was in a depressed mood, and gently squeezed her sweetheart's fingers to express her dissatisfaction and grievance.

Wu Hua held his hand instead, signaling him to be calm.

"The third type is open love. Treat each other as true love, but don't restrict each other, allow each other to steal food outside, adjust love, and occasionally share interesting things that happened with each other's lovers."

Hu Tiehua: "..."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Terrible!Hu Tiehua's eyes were bright, looking at the good brother who was starting to frown when things were going wrong, he looked like he was watching the show, and said: "Which one do you and the old bug belong to?"

Wu Hua took a sip of tea and said, "That depends on his performance."

Hu Tiehua asked curiously: "What if he continues to mess around outside?"

Wuhua said lightly: "Emotions are fair and just. When a man is looking for a woman, a woman can naturally look for a man."

Although she has established a relationship with Chu Liuxiang, she has never had consistent expectations for him.

It's normal for couples to separate and reunite, and Wuhua, who is very suspicious, still doesn't believe that Chu Liuxiang, a romantic and passionate person, can accompany her to the end.Therefore, she only asked for one thing, that during the period of their relationship, the other party should keep their lives clean.

Hu Tiehua gave a thumbs up silently, her eyes fell on the top of Chu Liuxiang's head, always feeling that one day it would turn green.

Chu Liuxiang's smile remained unchanged, but her mood was extremely gloomy. It seemed that Wuhua still didn't trust him enough.

Thinking of Wuhua's answer, following her words and imagining the scene of her being intimate with other men, Chu Liuxiang's heart suddenly surged with shocking violence.The clear eyes became deep, like the calm before the storm, containing a terrifying crisis.

The man's sexy thin lips were pursed into a straight line, and then lifted up immediately, he poured a cup of tea for his lover, showed a charming and gentle smile, and said, "Wu Hua and I belong to the first type."

It doesn't matter if you don't trust him enough, he will make Wuhua trust him, fall in love with him, and never leave him.

Hu Tiehua, who has a beast-like intuition, seems to sense the danger, and looks at his good brother in surprise.

Chu Liuxiang looked at him calmly.

Hu Tiehua's eyes flickered for a moment, then put down the wine bowl suddenly, shook his head and said, "The person who is least likely to stumble on a woman is the first to stumble."

Suddenly, something flashed in his mind, and Hu Tiehua hesitated: "You call her Wuhua?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "That's right."

Hu Tiehua said: "But I heard from others that the little nun you like is called..."

Hu Tiehua glanced at Wuhua and closed her mouth.

He likes to watch old bedbugs eat, but he won't do anything about bad brother marriage, even if he kills him.

No flowers, no flowers...

He chanted the name in his heart, always feeling a little familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere.

Hu Tiehua became famous earlier, since he was forced into marriage by Gao Yanan six years ago, he escaped for three full years before getting rid of her, and then met a noble, glamorous, pure and unpretentious wine shop proprietress in this small town by the Malian River, in order to "surrender" This cold beauty stayed here.After that, I didn't ask about the affairs of the Jianghu, but only occasionally heard about the major events in the Jianghu from the merchants.

Wuhua has only become famous in the past two years.

About half a year ago, Hu Tiehua heard about his deeds from Hu Shang. He said that Master Tianfeng, the abbot of Putian Temple, had a great apprentice. Art can also be regarded as a masterpiece, and people in the Jianghu are called "Seven Wonderful Monks".

The Hu businessman also mentioned an interesting story, saying that when Wuhua gave alms, a young girl lost her soul because of her beauty, so she became a nun in the nearest nunnery of Shaolin Temple in Putian.A few days later, another young son was shocked by him, and despite his family's obstruction, he became a monk in Putian Shaolin Temple.

Hu Tiehua sounds interesting, but she thinks that Chu Liuxiang, a stinky, narcissistic guy, loves smart, beautiful, and talented people the most in his life.He must like this little monk named Wuhua.

Then, forget about it.He has always been too lazy to remember unimportant things in his mind.

So when Chu Liuxiang called the little nun "Wuhua", she just thought the name was familiar.

When the sight fell on Wuhua's head, Hu Tiehua's pupils trembled, and he finally remembered who he was!

Isn't "Wu Hua" the "Seven Wonderful Monks" who is the number one talent in Shaolin Temple who knows almost nothing except childbirth?

Hu Tiehua also thought of the people in the caravan who said that the old bug announced in public that the person he likes "first of all must be good at both civil and military skills, secondly be proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, thirdly be able to compose wonderful poems, in addition must be good at tea ceremony, and finally must be good at it." Good cooking"...

Not to mention whether the requirements for choosing a daughter-in-law are reasonable or not, the old bug's requirements for choosing a daughter-in-law are basically copied from Wuhua.As long as Fan Wuhua is a woman, Chu Liuxiang can marry him without saying a word!

Hu Tiehua was shocked, he seemed to have discovered the ulterior secret of his good brother!

A monk, a nun, the terrifying similarity between the two, plus Chu Liuxiang calling the little nun Wuhua...

That's right!It must be what he thought!

Chu Liuxiang is secretly in love with Wuhua, but she can't get what she wants. By chance, in the vast crowd, she sees Epiphyllum, which looks seven or eight percent similar to Wuhua.What makes him most ecstatic is that Epiphyllum is also good at what Wuhua is good at, and Epiphyllum is like Wuhua's female incarnation.So, he took Epiphyllum as a substitute for Bai Yueguang!

Hu Tiehua's eyes shot at her good brother for many years like an arrow. I didn't expect you to be such a Chu Liuxiang!

Chu Liuxiang: "...???"

Hu took the wrong medicine?

Ren Chuliuxiang wanted to break his head, but he couldn't think of his good brother, who was born and died, to fill his brain with a substitute for Bai Yueguang.

The author has something to say: Hu Tiehua's logical reasoning is excellent!If Wuhua and Epiphyllum are really two people, according to the popular elements of novels now, there is a high probability that it is the Narcissus cp of Wuhua X Epiphyllum.

【Personal Design and Emotional Aspects】

In fact, Xiangshuai is very domineering in his bones, and the original book seems to have mentioned it (or maybe I remembered it wrong).In short, Xiangshuai in this article is elegant, gentle and gentleman on the surface, but he is domineering and has a strong possessive desire.When he falls in love with someone, this nature will occasionally be revealed.Hu Tiehua understood Chu Liuxiang's personality, so she looked at him and understood his attachment to Wuhua.

My setting for Wuhua is Xiaoshi Guanyin, who is also ruthless and ambitious, but after her sex change, she becomes a salted fish mentality.Emotionally, Wuhua has a cleanliness habit and is very picky, so she has a bottom line and integrity compared to Shi Guanyin.Because Shi Guanyin and Tianfeng Shishilang are unreliable parents, and Wuhua has witnessed the scene of "really chaotic in your circle" several times in Fusang when she was a child, so she is very suspicious of her relationship and will not give her true feelings easily.

So, Xiangshuai, conquer Huahua with your charm!