Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

After leaving the bamboo house, Wu Hua squinted at Chu Liuxiang, and said lightly, "Is it funny?"

Chu Liuxiang touched his nose and said, "A little bit."

As he spoke, his slender fingers hooked her hand, and gently scratched her palm again.

Wu Hua glanced at him, and said: "Buddhism is a pure land, I hope that the benefactor of Chu will respect himself."

Chu Liuxiang said: "The Buddha has always been magnanimous, and he will understand and tolerate lovers who are hard to control."

However, Chu Liuxiang was afraid that Wuhua would become angry from embarrassment, so she restrained herself a bit.

"Little Master Uncle!"

When Wuhua came out of the gate of Shaolin Temple, a handsome monk came running over panting, with a pair of peach blossom eyes that were born with passion and mist, he choked up and said, "Why are you returning to vulgarity?"

Wuhua said: "Everyone has their own predestined relationship. I have been with the Buddha for ten years, but in the end I have no predestined relationship with the Buddha."

Monk Junxiu sniffed his nose and said, "Then what should I do? I want to accompany my little uncle."

Chu Liuxiang's pupils trembled, what's the matter?Doesn't sound right?

Wuhua looked at the handsome young man in front of her, with a slightly complicated expression, and said: "This is not your place to go, you are not destined to die, you should go home to honor your elders, marry a wife and have children. Don't use emotions, and spend your whole life here in vain."

Monk Junxiu pursed his lips, and it took him a long time to say: "Why is my little uncle returning to vulgarity?"

Before Wuhua answered, Chu Liuxiang stood between the two of them, and when the handsome monk who seemed to be a rival in love looked over, she showed a graceful smile.

Wuhua watched the man flaunting his charm like a peacock spreading its tail in silence.

Monk Junxiu wiped away his tears, and asked at a loss for the man who appeared from nowhere, "Who are you?"

Chu Liuxiang, who was completely ignored by her love rival, was heartbroken, with the same smile on her face, and said, "I'm your little uncle's best friend."

The handsome monk looked at his face carefully, and said: "You have peach blossoms on your face, you can see that you are a romantic and passionate person, and my uncle doesn't like you who are not serious." The implication is, how can I become a close friend with you.

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Is your little uncle very serious?You can't look at the surface of a person, you just look at your little uncle Guangfeng Jiyue, can you think of her tricks and tricks, tossing me so much that I want to die on the bed?

Chu Liuxiang slandered bitterly, feeling extremely beautiful in her heart.

The system was just upgraded yesterday, with a function similar to "mind reading", so he simultaneously conveyed the hero's heartfelt voice to the host, and finally asked for praise.

Wuhua: "..."

She especially wanted to "bah" Chu Liuxiang's face, and then scolded the stinking and shameless dog man.

System ┏ Corruption Palm Crash Ao Brother is shameless, obviously he is pestering you non-stop, tossing you so much, because you can't hear, he will blame you on your head.You teach him a lesson at night and let him know how good you are. "

Wu Hua: "...you are not allowed to listen to Chu Liuxiang and I's heartfelt feelings from now on."

"I didn't want to hear it." The system said innocently: "The new function has just been launched, so I randomly chose someone to test it to see if the function works well. How did I know that the male lead is full of pornographic waste?"

Over there, Chu Liuxiang looked at his love rival without any trace.

With a long face, peach blossom eyes, flawless skin, white and glowing, with teary eyes and red eye sockets at the moment, it looks like a cute little animal.This kind of boyish face is not the type that Wuhua likes, and Chu Liuxiang doesn't feel much sense of crisis.

But it doesn't prevent him from taking advantage of the problem, to please his own interests, right?

Chu Liuxiang said: "Are you the rich man who became a monk for Wuhua?"

Monk Junxiu nodded and said, "It's me."

Chu Liuxiang turned her eyes to look at Wuhua, and said quietly: "Master Wuhua is really charming!"

Wu Hua saw through the man's mind at a glance, narrowed her beautiful eyes and said, "It's not as handsome as Xiang, there are three beauties with red sleeves to add fragrance."

Chu Liuxiang, who was defeated by the general: "..."

The debt of love will eventually be resolved, and in terms of skill, Wuhua has few opponents.Soon, with a sharp tongue, he aroused the other party's guilt towards his family, and directly stated to the other party that he only likes women, and warned him not to be obsessed with obsession.

Chu Liuxiang watched the handsome monk bid farewell with tears, and ran back to the Shaolin Temple to return to vulgarity. He said in a deep voice, "You could have let him go earlier, why did you wait until now to persuade him to turn back?"

Wuhua sighed slightly, and said: "When you are born in hell, you have to have a few companions to accompany you, so that you don't feel lonely."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Chu Liuxiang opened her mouth and said, "You..."

Wuhua smiled and said, "Isn't it very bad?"

"Hmm!" Chu Liuxiang nodded and said, "Very bad."

Wuhua said: "Then are you afraid?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "I'm only afraid that your love for me will decrease day by day."

Wu Hua glanced at him with a smile, tapped the man's handsome nose with her slender fingers, and said, "Slick tongue."

Chu Liuxiang grabbed her finger, laughed and said, "Only for you."

He changed his voice, and jokingly said: "What made you turn your back on the shore when you have a stomach full of bad water?"

Wuhua said: "You."

Chu Liuxiang's heart was beating wildly, Wuhua was so good at coaxing people!

Wuhua said softly: "When a person is surrounded by happiness, he doesn't mind showing kindness."

As if a feather was scratching her heart, Chu Liuxiang's ears gradually turned red, and her face became hot, she pursed her thin lips, and sighed: "When it comes to the skill of sweet talk, I can't help myself."

Putian Shaolin Temple did not specifically publicize the news of Wu Hua's return to vulgarity. If someone asked about Wu Hua's whereabouts, they would not hide it, and bluntly said that the other party had already returned to vulgarity.In just a few days, the news that the flower of Putian Shaolin Temple "Seven Wonderful Monks" returned to secular life spread rapidly.

When the news reached the Beggar Gang, Nangong Ling turned pale with shock, and immediately ran to pack up her belongings in a panic.

He was halfway packing his luggage when he heard someone calling him outside the door.

Nangong Ling straightened her waist, put her hands behind her back, and said with style: "Come in."

A young man about 15 years old with a dozen or so patches on his clothes pushed the door in. After saluting Nangong Ling respectfully, he said, "Young Master, there are two people who claim to be your friends."

Could it be brother?

Nangong Lingfeng ran out like a wind.

Seeing the handsome young man in white from a distance, he jumped up happily, forgetting his prudence in an instant.

The young man was full of vigor and called out in a crisp voice, "Brother!"

Wu Hua looked at her younger brother and said with a smile, "How are you doing these days?"

Nangong Ling nodded again and again, he is the young leader of the Beggar Gang, most people act according to his face, there is no reason for it.instead……

"Brother." Nangong Ling said: "Why is it rumored that you are going back to vulgar?"

Wuhua said: "I'm indeed returning to vulgarity."

Nangong Ling looked at her elder brother's one-inch-long hair, touched his head, and said, "Does Shi Guanyin allow you to return to vulgarity?"

Wuhua said: "She is already dead."

"Shi Guanyin is dead?" Nangong Ling widened her eyes and asked, "How did she die?"

Wu Hua considered the minor's physical and mental health, skimmed over the details, and said succinctly: "I joined hands with Xiang Shuai to defeat her, but she couldn't stand the blow, and she lost her mind and died."

Nangong Ling was shocked at first, then sad, and then said happily: "Great! Shi Guanyin is dead, we are free!"

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Nangong Ling is Wuhua's younger brother for the joy of looking forward to her mother's death, so she can't be wrong!

"Xiangshuai." Seeing that there was an outsider, Nangong Ling restrained himself a little, cupped his fists and said, "Long time no see."

Without waiting for Chu Liuxiang to return the gift, he immediately said to Wuhua, "Brother, why does Xiangshuai follow you every time you come?"

Wuhua said: "I'm with him."

Nangong Ling is an innocent young man who has never been exposed to a world other than men and women in his life.Ren Ci's discipline on him was very strict, so no one in the Beggar Clan dared to pollute his pure heart with Long Yang's broken sleeve.

Wuhua's words made Nangong Lingmang clueless, and said, "What do you mean by being together? You don't plan to find a partner, and you will spend the rest of your life alone with each other?"

Wuhua said: "He is my partner."

Nangong Ling: "..."

hmmmm? ? !

As a pure young man, Nangong Ling couldn't help laughing, and he did.

"How can two men have sex. Brother, you are too good at joking."

Wuhua opened her lips lightly and spit out a word: "Stupid!"

Considering that the younger brother has grown up, other people's children are so old, married and had children long ago, and her younger brother is still a yellow-haired boy who doesn't understand anything, and the childish and ridiculous things he said make people doubt his IQ.

So, Wu Hua slipped her younger brother aside and threw him the popular science brochure she had exchanged from the mall.

After a long time, Nangong Ling's handsome face turned into a prawn.

Wuhua said: "Do you understand now?"

Nangong Ling understood, but the straight man Ru he couldn't accept it.

He stared at Chu Liuxiang fiercely, and said, "Brother, did Chu Liuxiang bring you down?"

His brother eats vegetarian food and recites Buddhism, has been abstinent for many years, and suddenly can't think of liking a man, it must be abducted by Chu Liuxiang, a playboy!

Wu Hua frowned and said, "Be polite, how can you call sister-in-law by her name?"

Nangong Ling: "..."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Nangong Ling stammered, "Master, sister-in-law?"

Does Xiangshuai love his brother that much?

Nangong Ling looked at the dull-looking man with strange eyes. In order to be with his brother, Chu Liuxiang made such a big concession, so he must reluctantly accept having a male sister-in-law.

Nangong Ling twitched and called softly, "Sister-in-law."

Chu Liuxiang kept touching her nose and said awkwardly, "You should call me by my name."

Nangong Ling refused straight away, "How can that be done, it's impolite."

Chu Liuxiang: "...I don't mind."

He would rather be scolded than be called sister-in-law!

Wuhua knew that her younger brother was watching men making jokes, and people who had a crush always liked to turn their arms away, so she said, "You should call him Xiangshuai or Bandit Shuai."

Nangong Ling said regretfully, "Okay."

After lunch, Wu Hua thought again and again, and told Nangong Ling about the sex change.The excuse was the same as that given to Master Tianfeng, but this time she learned her lesson and bluntly said that in order to defeat Shi Guanyin, she secretly practiced a strange martial art, which led to her sex change.

Nangong Ling was stunned for a moment, dumbfounded for a long time, and wailed loudly: "It's all my fault! If Shi Guanyin hadn't threatened you with me, you would have ignored her and continued to serve the Buddha..."

Nangong Ling cried with snot and tears, almost overwhelmed by guilt and self-blame, "No wonder you stayed with Chu Liuxiang after you returned to vulgarity, it was a last resort."

Nangong Ling's thinking is relatively simple.

In his view, no matter a man or a woman, when they are old, they must marry and have children.

Now that his brother has returned to secular life, he will definitely marry a wife in the future.Now, his elder brother has become a woman, so he can only marry.Although Chu Liuxiang was a bit flirtatious, fortunately, she had good looks, temperament and character, and she was barely worthy of his brother.

Looking at her brother-in-law who was crying so hard that his nose was bubbling, Chu Liuxiang said helplessly, "There is no compulsion between me and your brother, only mutual affection."

Nangong Ling didn't believe his nonsense, he only believed in his own brother.

He looked at his celestial elder brother with tears in his eyes, and sobbed, "Really?"

Wu Hua nodded and said, "If I don't want to, who can force me?"

Nangong Ling was finally relieved, and then hesitantly said: "I have a question, should I call you brother or sister from now on?"

Wuhua: "..."

I see you want to fight.

Wu Hua smiled coldly, and scolded the stupid brother, "How old is he who still cries, is it shameful? If other people in the Beggar Sect see you, how can you save the face of the Young Sect Leader?"

Nangong Ling hurriedly wiped away her tears with her sleeve, and then the trained head lowered lower and lower.

Chu Liuxiang's eyes showed sympathy and pity.

After Nangong Ling finished his training, he began to ┣椤⒘ pity himself again.

The elder brother who had been robbed was nagging, eloquent, and tried and threatened him in various ways.For example, at this moment, my brother-in-law threatened again in a cold voice, saying: "If you dare to disappoint my brother and trample on his true feelings in the future, I will chase you to the ends of the earth and kill you!"

Chu Liuxiang teased with a smile, and said: "Instead of worrying that I'm sorry for your brother, you might as well persuade your brother to make less trouble. I'm afraid that one day he will be fascinated by the flowers and plants outside, and he will abandon me if he likes the new and dislikes the old."

Nangong Ling wanted to say it was impossible, but from the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of her elder brother's face that according to Chang Sun Hong was very similar to Shi Guanyin, and swallowed the words silently.

His brother and Shi Guanyin are so similar in appearance, maybe they are somewhat similar in personality.

When it comes to her own brother, Nangong Ling changed her tone of course, "You are so much older than my brother, what's wrong with letting him go? Shouldn't it? Occasionally my brother does something wrong, you are a big man, you have a bigger heart, open your eyes Just close your eyes and it will pass, don't worry about it so much."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Brother-in-law, is it really okay for you to be so double-standard?

Also, he, Chu Liuxiang, is in his prime, how old is he!

After spending a few days with my younger brother in the city, Wuhua bid farewell and left.Nangong Ling reluctantly said: "Brother, where will you live in the future? How can I find you?"

Chu Liuxiang snapped back and said, "Wherever I am, your brother will be there."

Nangong Ling folded her arms, and snorted dissatisfied with this smelly man who snatched her brother away.

Chu Liuxiang smiled, and said in her heart: No matter how dissatisfied you are, Wuhua is also mine.

After leaving the Beggar Gang, Wuhua and Chu Liuxiang set off for Jinan.

On the shore of Daming Lake, a large ship is moored on the shore.

On the deck, a girl with two twisted braids lowered her head and bent over to wash the fruit. A blue figure fell silently behind her, and her slender fingers pulled one of her braids, gently pulling it like a mischievous .

"Ah!" Song Tian'er exclaimed, the apple in her hand fell out of the basin and rolled several times on the ground.

When the man's figure was reflected in those black and white apricot eyes, he said in surprise and joy: "Brother Chu, you are back!"

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Not only did I come back, I also brought back the person you most want to see."

Song Tian'er blinked her eyes, tilted her head, and said, "The person I most want to see? Who is it?"

"Could Miss Tian'er have lost her memory?" A fair-skinned, charming girl in red clothes came out of the cabin, her red lips curled up, and she smiled like a flower and said, "Yesterday I was still talking about 'Seven Wonderful Monks', how can I forget today?" Clean and tidy? Could it be because I saw you, Big Brother Chu?"

In normal times, Song Tian'er would have been chasing Li Hongxiu shyly, but now when she heard that Wuhua was coming, she blushed excitedly, and dared not say anything: "Is Master Wuhua really here?"

Chu Liuxiang nodded and smiled.

"My clothes are wet and I have to change into clean ones." Song Tian'er cheered and ran into the cabin quickly.

Seeing a male god, how can I not wear new clothes and dress myself up beautifully.

Chu Liuxiang: "..."