Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

On the street, people come and go, and the sound of hawking is endless.

The beautiful girl dressed in white clothes like snow wandered from stall to stall, buying what she saw without asking the price, and throwing it to the man behind her.

The man protested: "I'm not a servant, don't you think you're overqualified?"

The beautiful girl is Gong Jiu smiled and said: "It's only natural for a man to help a woman carry things, there is no such thing as overqualified."

Lu Xiaofeng twisted his mouth.On the whole street, he has never seen a man who packs a lot of things for women like him.

Otherwise, why would people around him look at him like a monkey?It can be seen that he is an outlier.

It's a pity that Lu Xiaofeng couldn't resist, so he could only accept his fate as a servant, carrying bags for Gong Jiu.

Seeing that Gong Jiu entered the powder shop, Lu Xiaofeng said in shock: "You are a man, what are you doing in the powder shop?"

Gong Jiudao: "Just now I heard from two young ladies that the pearl powder from Rong's shop is very useful."

Lu Xiaofeng was speechless: "So, does this have anything to do with you?"

Gong Jiu bumped into him lightly, and said, "Women are the ones who please themselves."

This hit seemed to hit the tip of Lu Xiaofeng's heart.

The man pressed his right hand to his lips, coughed lightly, and said, "You are a woman now, so it doesn't matter if you use some pearl powder."

He looked at his face, which was as fine as white porcelain without any blemish, and thought to himself that the other party was naturally beautiful, and his skin was as white as jade, so there was no need for vulgar things like pearl powder.However, if the other party likes it, it's another matter.

Entering the powder shop, Gong Jiu looked curiously.

The shop proprietress' eyes fell on Gong Jiu's priceless snow satin, and she said with a smile on her face: "Guest officer, the new pearl powder in the store is fine in texture..."

The lady proprietress took out all the high-quality cosmetics in the shop, and Ren Gongjiu selected them.

Gong Jiu looked around, eyes confused.

Aren't these pearl powders all white, how can they be whiter and better?

Looking at the boxes of rouge again, his eyes became even more confused.

Just like many men can't tell the color of lipstick, Gong Jiu can tell the difference between red and pink. If you ask her to distinguish the red series, it will make no difference. She thinks you are deliberately making things difficult for her.

Isn't it all one color?Where is the difference?

Listening to the proprietress of the shop saying which one is more attractive to use, which one is popular recently, and which one is suitable for young girls, Gong Jiu was at a loss in his heart, but his face was calm and calm, nodding his head from time to time, pretending to understand.

Afterwards, while the proprietress was going to pick up the goods, she hooked her finger at Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "What's the matter?"

Gong Jiu pointed to two boxes of rouge with similar colors, and asked, "Aren't these two colors the same?"

Lu Xiaofeng looked down and said, "It's different, the box on the left is a little brighter."

Gong Jiu stared at the box of rouge on the left with wide eyes for a long time, but couldn't see where the light was.Regarding this, he could only stand in awe and say, "Lu Xiaofeng, it's a pity that you are not a woman."

Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes and said, "It's because of your bad eyesight, it has nothing to do with whether I'm a woman or not."

However, Lu Xiaofeng's color sense is indeed sharper than the average person's. Even women can hardly distinguish subtle color differences, and he can tell the difference at a glance.So, he was arrested by Gong Jiu.

"........."

With a stinky face, Lu Xiaofeng chose rouge and gouache for Gong Jiu.

The proprietress covered her mouth and smiled: "There are not many good men who are as gentle and considerate as the young master."

Lu Xiaofeng immediately showed a smile like a spring breeze, and winked at Gong Jiu triumphantly, as if to say "I, a peerless good man, have given you an advantage".

Gong Jiu snorted and laughed, this chick is so good at getting cheap

The proprietress looked at the two people who were "eyes expressing love", and said with a smile: "The young master and the young lady are really talented and beautiful, and they are a match made in heaven."

Gong Jiu felt that the proprietress had a good eye, so with a wave of her hand, she packed away all the useful rouge and gouache recommended by her.

Seeing her walking towards the jewelry store again, Lu Xiaofeng wiped off his sweat, and said, "Just buy more or less, I can't hold it with two hands."

Gong Jiu thought of a good idea for him, "Use your cloak to wrap these things up and carry them on your back."

With the scorching sun shining on his face, Lu Xiaofeng wiped his forehead, howling in his heart.

God!

Thinking that he was a big man who was famous all over the world, but he was reduced to being a servant for others.

Lu Xiaofeng was so hot that he was sweating profusely, Gong Jiu found out with conscience and led the people to a newly opened inn.

There is a sunshade outside the inn, and there are many tables and chairs for people to rest.

Now is not the time to eat, but there are still many people who come here to eat.

After queuing for a while, the two waited for an empty seat and were led into the inn by the waiter.

The decoration of this inn is elegant and elegant. The waiter in the shop is wearing a uniform orange dress. The style of tables and chairs is different from that of ordinary inns. They are long tables with four to six seats.

The chairs are not benches, but small and delicate rattan chairs.Next to each table, there is a half-person-high fence with vines climbing on it and clusters of flowers blooming.Where there is no fence, there is a screen depicting the four gentlemen of plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum.

Lu Xiaofeng found that there was a cookbook on each table, which contained a price list and realistic watercolor paintings of food.

When Lu Xiaofeng saw the price, he was startled and said, "A bowl of steamed eggs costs half a tael. Is this a blatant money grab?"

Gong Jiudao: "There is abalone in it, it's normal that it's more expensive."

Lu Xiaofeng thought the same, the prices in the imperial city were not cheap, and the abalone stewed eggs in other inns were not so cheap.

He shook his purse and said: "Let's talk about it first, I only have ten taels of silver with me."

Gong Jiu said with emotion: "Chicken is so poor and desolate."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Are you rich?"

Gong Jiudao: "Fortunately, I opened this store."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng held his breath, and the tears of the poor were shed in his heart. He bowed his hands to Gong Jiu and saluted, with a smile on his face, "It turns out that he is the God of Wealth. I'm sorry."

"It's easy to say." Gong Jiuhao said angrily, "You can order whatever you want, and I'll treat you."

Lu Xiaofeng was not polite to her, and ordered a whole table of dishes.

Gong Jiu took two sips of each item, then put down his chopsticks, blew on the hot tea, and said slowly, "What is your usual source of income?"

Lu Xiaofeng sat upright, and said, "Why are you asking about this?"

Gong Jiu said: "Curiosity."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Racking houses, robbing the rich and giving to the poor, stealing chickens and dogs, collecting protection fees, carrying escorts to carry big bags, and occasionally going to the gambling house to gamble."

Gong Jiu showed suspicion, and said, "Are you serious, or are you joking?"

Lu Xiaofeng shrugged and said, "I've done all of these things before."

Gong Jiu sipped her tea gracefully and asked, "How much savings do you have?"

Lu Xiaofeng was gnawing on a big chicken drumstick, he paused when he heard this.

As one of the people who has wine and spends money like water today, Lu Xiaofeng is just like his nickname Lu Sandan, a veritable idiot, bastard, and pauper.

He bit the chicken leg hard, and said truthfully: "I've always spent money lavishly, and I can spend all the silver I have on it."

In other words, no savings.

However, Lu Xiaofeng didn't feel ashamed, instead he said eloquently: "Isn't one working hard to make money just to live a good life? Making money and enjoying the fun of spending money is the right way to do it. Isn't it putting the cart before the horse when making money and not spending it?"

Gong Jiu nodded and concluded: "So, you are poor."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Does he seem to be underestimated?

How can a man be looked down upon by his own woman, and lose his reputation.

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't care less about eating chicken legs, and hurriedly added: "Actually, I have several villages and shops in my hands, and I get a certain amount of money every month."

Gong Jiu lowered his eyes, wiped his oily fingers, and said indifferently: "It doesn't matter if you are really poor, I can afford you."

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his neatly trimmed mustache, his ears felt hot, and his heart skipped a beat.

Lu Xiaofeng!

Hold on to me quickly, don't fall into the trap of love and ruin your carefree life.

After dinner, Gong Jiu took Lu Xiaofeng to a newly opened theater in the capital.

On the stage, a group of young men and women are performing songs and dances.

Different from general theater performances, this is a brand-new way of performance, with a more straightforward form of expression, and under the rendering of lights and music, it is easy to arouse the emotional resonance of the audience.

Gong Jiu and Lu Xiaofeng were sitting in the box, with a pile of delicacies placed on the low table at hand.

After a play ended, Lu Xiaofeng ate melon seeds and said, "I heard that it's hard to get a ticket for this theater, but your status as the son of the world is very useful."

Gong Jiu interrupted: "It doesn't matter whether I am the son or not, I own this theater."

The melon seeds in Lu Xiaofeng's hand fell to the ground.

Ai!Gong Jiu is so capable, it seems that he is like a little boy with no ability.

The second scene started. Hearing the male protagonist sing loudly, Gong Jiu said, "I sing better than him."

Lu Xiaofeng didn't believe it. Thinking back to that night of weeping and complaining singing that almost scared people's souls away, he said perfunctorily: "You sing better than him."

Gong Jiudao: "Since you are so optimistic about me, I will show you mercy and reward you with face, and sing for you live."

Lu Xiaofeng was terrified, with a calm face, he said: "It's not that good, you are in their home court and stealing their limelight, wouldn't it make them feel ashamed?"

The man is right, but Gong Jiu is a willful person. Once she makes a decision, no one can change her mind except herself.

She said: "I'll sing it to you, it won't hurt if the voice is quieter."

After Gong Jiu said that, how could Lu Xiaofeng stop her from singing?

No matter how reluctant Lu Xiaofeng was in his heart, he had to pretend to be extremely happy and looking forward to it on the surface.

Lu Xiaofeng is so hard!It is even more difficult to be a man of Gongjiu!

Gong Jiu coughed twice, and sang: "Smile when we meet, you and I are so magical, we just happen to be together. If you don't promise me, I understand your feelings. After all, if you want a chicken to lay eggs, you have to feed the chicken first. [ 1]"

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes straightened, what kind of weird tone is this?

The lyrics sound like hints and curses.scold who?Of course it was Lu Xiaofeng.

Sure enough, Gong Jiu said, "This is a song I improvised for you, do you like it, chick?"

Lu Xiaofeng squeezed out a smile and said, "I like it."

Gong Jiu raised her head and raised her chest, confidently said: "You still have vision."

The system actually said that she sings badly, how unreasonable!

The system opened its mouth, wishing to shake the host's head to wake her up, and opened her eyes wide to see how forced the male lead is smiling.People ask for money for singing, but she sings like hell.

However, Gong Jiu felt good about himself and sang to his heart's content.

It was a song about her acquaintance with Lu Xiaofeng, which represented fate.

"The prince fed a chicken, what kind of chicken? What kind of chicken? A flower rooster with four eyebrows. Flower rooster, flower rooster. I love clucking the most during the day, and picking nectar at night. I come to the vegetable field day and night. The heaven and the earth are not afraid of being tired.[2]”

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

The brainwashing Divine Comedy piercing the ears of the magic sound has already made Lu Xiaofeng look in a trance, and he doesn't know where he is.

Neither Gong Jiu, who was immersed in his own beautiful singing voice, nor Lu Xiaofeng, who was torn apart by the divine comedy in the wind, didn't notice the slightest movement from the roof.

The prince of the Southern Prince was stuck on the eaves like a thief.

#Shocking!The Prince of the South led his men to do this kind of thing on the roof#

The samurai behind him stared at the sun with wide eyes and shed physical tears.A man does not flick his tears easily, he has to find a way to shed his tears in a legitimate way.

Prince Nan, who was hiding on the roof to peep at the goddess, held that handsome face and showed a nympho smile that one couldn't bear to look at directly.

A moment later, a strange singing sound came from the room.

The samurai's tiger's body trembled, and his soul almost went out of his body.The girl his elder son likes seems to be quite abnormal?

Prince Nan obviously had a different opinion. He looked up at the big sun above his head, and said intoxicatedly, "What a beautiful singing voice!"

Warrior: "..." The master is probably either blind or deaf.

At the end of the song, Gong Jiu still couldn't get enough of it and said: "How? After listening to such a cheerful and lively song, do you feel very happy?"

Do you think I should be happy?

Lu Xiaofeng smiled stiffly and said, "Happy."

Gong Jiu crossed her arms, squinted her eyes, "You seem very insincere."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Nothing."

Gong Jiu said: "Then shall I sing another song?"

Lu Xiaofeng's eyelids twitched, his heart was ashamed and he said, "Mmm!"

Immediately afterwards, I was shocked by "there is a chick there, there is a chick there, the chick beep beep beep".With slightly trembling hands, Lu Xiaofeng poured himself a cup of tea, taking a gulp to suppress his shock.

This refreshing divine song makes people want to sway along with the music involuntarily.On the one hand, Lu Xiaofeng and the Prince of Nan on the roof were shocked that there was such a wonderful song in the world, but on the other hand, they felt that this song had a sense of rhythm.

Gong Jiu is like Mai Ba, given her a chance, she can keep singing.

Just finished singing "Chicken Beep", and started to sing the next song.

"I don't want to say I'm pure, or that I'm safe, counting the eggs just laid, waiting to be slaughtered.[3]"

Lu Xiaofeng shrank his neck, he had sufficient evidence to prove that Gong Jiu was targeting him.The other party warned him to be honest through a series of weird songs.If not, the end is like a song.

on the roof.

Prince Nan's son looked fascinated, and then turned to ask the warrior, "Why do you think she keeps singing about chickens?"

The samurai looked miserable.Obviously, she has her eyes on a chick.

In the room, Gong Jiu sang affectionately: "The same chicken, the same egg, the same me but I am worthless, the same we can't pass the birth year. [4]"

Lu Xiaoji: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng secretly wiped his cold sweat.

The meaning of the lyrics is very obvious, every sentence implies that Lu Xiaofeng is a chicken waiting to be slaughtered, no matter how unreasonable Gong Jiu makes troubles, he must be obedient, otherwise he will not survive today.

After singing a few songs in a row, Gong Jiu's mouth was parched, he took a sip of the teacup, then looked at the man, and said with a smile: "I have worked so hard to compose these songs for Xiaoji, are you touched?" ?”

Lu Xiaofeng: Don't dare to move, don't dare to move.

The author has something to say: [1] The song "Two Chachas" [2] Adapted from the song "Feeding the Chicken" [3, 4] "I Don't Want to Say I'm a Chicken"

Lu Xiaofeng: "My wife is rich and powerful, so I worry."

System: "Ruanfan, isn't it delicious?"

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Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 11 bottles of Gu Yunsi; 2 bottles of Qiuqiu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!