Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

In the small courtyard where the phoenix tree was planted, Lu Xiaofeng rested his chin, looked at the phoenix flower like a sea of ​​flames, and his thoughts drifted into the distance.

Split, don't split, split, don't split...

The two villains were fighting in full swing in their minds.

The villain who said points took a paper fan and slapped Lu Xiaofeng on the forehead non-stop.

[Lu Xiaoji, wake up!Women at forty are like wolves and tigers, and that pervert Gong Jiu is less than twenty, so fierce and sturdy, how can he be so amazing when he is 40? 】

Lu Xiaofeng nodded secretly.

That's right, Gong Jiu is a little goblin who seduces and entangles people, and if he doesn't cooperate with drinking some oral liquid for maintenance, it is very difficult for him, Lu Xiaofeng, to deal with it.

Gong Jiu, who is twice as passionate?He didn't even dare to think about it, he would be squeezed dry!

The indiscriminate little devil flicked his tail, and said with a wicked smile: [Xiao Jiu and you are so in tune, after you break up with her, where can you find such a woman who can make you happy?It's better to work hard than to have no chance to suffer, don't you think? 】

Lu Xiaofeng nodded again.

Yes, yes, Gong Jiu is endowed with extraordinary talent, with a strange skeleton, and loves learning very much.By analogy, the strong learning ability of bringing forth the new from the old made him, an experienced veteran, willing to bow down, and the unexpected tricks made him almost overwhelmed.

After breaking up, where would he find such a compatible woman.

The villain poked Lu Xiaofeng's head with a fan, hating iron for not being able to make a strong statement: [How can a man give up the whole garden for a single flower?Have you forgotten when you swore to be—a life of love and happiness?Have you forgotten how you complained about your master being afraid of his wife back then? 】

Lu Xiaofeng did not forget.Regarding Master's fear of his wife, he has complained more than once.

He once asked Master in private, wouldn't he feel ashamed if his wife was afraid of being like this?

His master patted his head and told him that it was not because he was afraid of his wife, but because he loved his wife.

Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes in the face of Master's weird talk.Then, the master patted him on the head again, saying that you are still young, and when you find a lover who will accompany you in life, you will be able to understand his thoughts.

No, he will never understand.He would rather be single to death than marry a housekeeper to rule him.

Lu Xiaofeng's will was shaken, and the balance in his heart was tilted.

At this time, the little devil with a fork jumped out and said: [Xiao Jiu is like a mystery, you can't help but explore how many sides she has.When you are with her, every minute and every second is so happy and interesting.If you can't bear it, just make up for it!For love, people inevitably sacrifice something. 】

Lu Xiaofeng's complexion was heavy, and there was a trace of reluctance in his heart.Why don't you just hurt your self-esteem a little bit, or make up for it?

The villain who was talking about points crossed his arms and said with a sneer: [There is a way that there is no plowed land, only exhausted cattle.How majestic and heroic you are when you are with her confidante.When you are with Gong Jiu, you still need tonics to support you.You—a good man with strong bones, can you bear this grievance? 】

Of course Lu Xiaofeng couldn't bear this grievance.The most hateful thing is that Gong Jiu still despises him as useless, it really makes his heart ache!

She didn't want to think about who made him like that, it was too much.

In the end, the two villains wrestled together, and neither could convince the other.

Lu Xiaofeng got a headache from their quarrel, and roared "Ah".

As soon as Gong Jiu entered the small courtyard, she was startled by the oncoming roar and jumped.

Seeing the man's ferocious and distorted expression, Gong Jiu asked in surprise, "Are you here as uncle?"

Lu Xiaofeng, who was popularized by Gong Jiu about what an aunt is: "..."

With a dark face, Lu Xiaofeng said: "I advise you that it's best not to make me angry with you."

Gong Jiu bullied Shuang Saixue with a sneer on his face, "If you provoke me, what can you do to me?"

Not so good, I'll just break up and cry you to death.snort!

"Hey!" Gong Jiu said, "Hero Lu is not convinced."

Lu Xiaofeng pulled his thin lips, and said: "A good man doesn't fight with a woman."

Gong Jiu pondered: "In your heart, am I a man or a woman?"

This torture from the depths of the soul can be regarded as difficult for Lu Xiaofeng.However, his mind turned quickly, and he came up with a perfect answer in just a few breaths, "If you want to be a man, be a man, if you want to be a woman, be a woman. I will follow you."

Lu Xiaofeng fastened his cloak, and said: "I have something to go out for a while, I will be back in a few days."

Without giving Gong Jiu time to react, he walked away.

The system said: "The hero went out in a hurry, is he in trouble?"

Gong Jiu said: "Maybe."

The system looked at the host who was feeding the carp leisurely, and asked curiously, "Aren't you worried?"

Gong Jiudao: "He is the male protagonist of this world, no matter what happens, he can turn danger into good fortune, so I have nothing to worry about."

The system said: "Having said that, your reaction is too indifferent."

"Who says I'm indifferent? People are passionate about chickens, but they're just trying to restrain themselves." Gong Jiu sighed, "I wish I could tie Lu Xiaofeng to his waistband and be inseparable from him all the time, but this will make him The chick is scared away, so I can only give him some free space and let him go out for a breath once in a while."

A system that detects the host's mood swing as 1: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng left Prince Taiping's mansion and found an inn to stay overnight.

The moonlight is cold and misty, and the night is deep.

Lu Xiaofeng was worried, tossed and turned, unable to sleep.Some things - once a choice is made, there is no going back.

In my mind, the rational villain is also persuading: "The four-browed hero Lu went to see a doctor because of kidney deficiency, and if outsiders know, your world-famous reputation will be ruined! At that time, you will become the biggest laughing stock in the world, your friend What will they think of you? How will Sikong Zhaixing laugh at you?"

Lu Xiaofeng's expression turned serious.It's hard to tell other friends, but that monkey spirit will definitely laugh at him—for the rest of his life.

points, must points!

On the second day, just after dawn, Lu Xiaofeng came to Prince Taiping's palace.

Touching Gong Jiu's room, this guy was lying on the bed and sleeping soundly.Lu Xiaofeng thought for a while, then simply sat on the chair and waited for her to wake up.

Gong Jiu found out that Lu Xiaofeng was here a long time ago, she yawned, turned over, and said sleepily, "Can't wait to see me so early?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I have something to tell you."

Gong Jiu lifted the brocade quilt, wore a snow-satin undershirt, walked barefoot to the man's side, put his arms around his flexible waist, and lazily said: "Let's talk about it after we finish our business."

Thus, Lu Xiaofeng's soul was hooked away.

……

After the business is done, the sun is already rising.

Lu Xiaofeng crossed his hands behind his head, looking down at the beauty in his arms with closed eyes, he couldn't help doubting his life.

This direction is wrong!

He came here to break up with Gong Jiu, not to fight her goblin.

Forget it, I've done everything I need to do, it's too late to regret, let's take it as the last good memory before breaking up.

Lu Xiaofeng coughed lightly and said, "Gong Jiu, I..."

Gong Jiu raised his eyelids and said lazily, "What's the matter?"

The girl's crow-feather-like blue hair hung down her face, and the usually high-end beauty was now as delicate and charming as a red rose in full bloom.Such a beautiful and delicious scenery made Lu Xiaofeng's mouth dry.

This place and the scene are not suitable for talking about serious business, so he suppressed the idea of ​​breaking up for the time being.

Today is a good day, the sun is shining and the sky is clear.Gong Jiu was about to go shopping, so she asked Shang Lu Xiaofeng to carry her bag.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

To Gong Jiu, he is just a servant!

Lu Xiaofeng pursed his thin lips slightly, and said, "You..."

Gong Jiu waited for a long time, but she didn't see the next one, she wondered: "What is your unspeakable secret that needs to be brewed for so long?"

Lu Xiaofeng snorted coldly, gritted his teeth and said, "I want to break up with you."

Gong Jiu rolled his eyes and said in surprise, "Are you kidding me?"

Lu Xiaofeng said with a dull face, "I'm very serious."

"Hey!" The system screamed, and when it saw the host's gloomy and terrifying expression, it covered its mouth in fright.

Gong Jiu's eyes were cloudy, and he said in a cold voice, "Have you thought about it?"

Lu Xiaofeng opened his mouth, nodded after a long while, and said, "Think it over, think it very clearly."

This was a decision he made after careful consideration.

Gong Jiu sullenly, suddenly smiled and said: "Yes."

Gong Jiu let him go so easily?

Lu Xiaofeng was both pleasantly surprised and somewhat disappointed.

Immediately afterwards, Gong Jiu said: "You are ready to go."

Lu Xiaofeng asked inexplicably, "What are you preparing for?"

Gong Jiu said: "Drink more wine."

Lu Xiaofeng was confused and said, "Although I'm addicted to alcohol, what does this have to do with our breakup?"

Gong Jiu smiled and said: "It can paralyze your will and reduce your pain."

Her smile was so gentle that it made one's heart palpitate, Lu Xiaofeng swallowed, feeling a sense of dread.He wrapped himself in a cloak, as if it gave him a sense of security.

"What are you going to do to me?"

At this moment, Gong Jiu's younger sister, Niu Rou Tang, came over bouncingly, saw Lu Xiaofeng's cowardly appearance, and burst out laughing.Playing with the braids on her chest, she said with a smile, "Naturally it makes you a dead chick."

Lu Xiaofeng's Adam's apple—get out, he forced himself to be calm and said: "Emotions are all about your love and I will, if you break up, you will die."

Gong Jiu agreed with him, saying: "I don't kill people casually."

Beef Soup covered his mouth and said with a smile, "Slip of mouth."

Lu Xiaofeng thought to himself, you almost frightened people to death by making a mistake.

The beef soup said again: "It's not a dead chicken, it's a capon."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Huh?"

Beef Soup patted Lu Xiaofeng on the shoulder and said, "Lu Xiaofeng, I admire you very much today."

Lu Xiaofeng was at a loss.

Afterwards, I saw Niu Tang respectfully said: "In order to pursue the so-called freedom, I would rather abandon my male body."

... wait!Who has abandoned the man, you can't talk to yourself!

Niu Niu Tang continued: "You are very good at rhetoric, and I will recommend you to be a eunuch in the palace. I heard that the emperor admires you very much. Bao Buqi can squeeze out Eunuch Gao and take the position of chief eunuch from him."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng was struck by lightning.

Damn it!Don't just break up with each other in the end, and castrate him for this, what kind of ghostly woman is this?

Let's get together and get together, can't we?

In order to get rid of Jiupi Tang, he became a eunuch with a disabled body and a strong will. Is he, Lu Xiaofeng, such a hard-core man?

no, he is not!He's just a ignorant idiot.

Otherwise, how could he have the courage to break up with Gong Jiuti?

Falling in love with someone she shouldn't like, reining in at the precipice, trying to get rid of the other party but finding that she couldn't get rid of him no matter what, Lu Xiaofeng choked speechlessly, regretting the beginning.

The beef soup crossed Xiaoman's waist, quite gloating.She smiled sweetly, not afraid of serious problems, and urged impatiently: "Ninth brother, hurry up, I have never seen a vivid scene of a capon in my life."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Gong Jiu strode forward with a long leg, Lu Xiaofeng trembled like a sieve, and under the tension, his voice was shrill like a castrated rooster.

"Wait!"

Gong Jiu paused and looked at him expressionlessly.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Niu Routang quickly took out a shiny dagger, and without giving Lu Xiaofeng a chance to repent, he rushed to say: "Ninth Brother, don't listen to his smooth talk."

She gestured at Lu Xiaofeng a few times with the dagger, and said maliciously: "This dagger cuts iron like mud, it is very good for slaughtering chickens and capons, I will lend you to use it first."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Gong Jiu and Routang stared at Lu Xiaofeng covetously.

Lu Xiaofeng's scalp was numb, and he deeply understood the chill of the phrase "No poison is not a husband, the most poisonous woman's heart".

Gong Jiu took the dagger from her younger sister, and took a strand of hair from Lu Xiaofeng's head, blowing lightly on the blade, the hair instantly split into two.Seeing this, he smiled with satisfaction and said, "It's not bad to be sharp."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Why do you pluck his hair?

It's okay to have a few hairs, but it's a disaster if you don't have a big baby.

Terrified, Lu Xiaofeng immediately grabbed Gong Jiu's sleeve and declared his love loudly.

"I was joking with you." He grinned, trying his best to make his smile brighter, and said, "I have so much affection for you that I can't get enough of it in the next lifetime. Why did I break up with you?"

Lu Xiaofeng admits his mistakes actively, expressing one meaning over and over again——I love you deeply, and will never change until death.Even if we die, we can never separate you and me.

Gong Jiu seemed to be letting go, her delicate eyebrows frowned slightly, and she asked more worriedly: "But under the power of lust, you say something that is not what you mean? I never force others to do things that are difficult for me."

Yes, you don't make others difficult, but you can force others to lock men.

Lu Xiaofeng slandered, but hurriedly said: "It's from the bottom of my heart."

Gong Jiudao: "People should be responsible for their own words."

Seeing that the dagger was far away from him, Lu Xiaofeng felt sorry and said: "I am a very responsible man."

If you are responsible, you are responsible, so what?

He, Lu Xiaofeng, dared to act boldly, how could he play with other people's feelings at will?

Gong Jiu smiled like a flower, and said: "It's best."

Lu Xiaofeng sighed.

You can't be too good, otherwise, just like him, you will arouse perverted interest, and you will fall into the clutches of the devil, and you will be unable to escape for life.Well, a suave, suave and beautiful man who is in the wind has taken advantage of the devil, Gong Jiu.

Not seeing it as Lu Xiaofeng's joke, the beef soup was full of infinite regret.

"Brother Nine, do you want to change your target?" Niu Niu Tang said, "You are so wronged by being with an ordinary man like Lu Xiaofeng. This guy is flirtatious and doesn't know what's good. Why don't you change to someone who is more well-behaved."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Let me tell you a joke, it's nothing special Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng stared at the beef soup.He really couldn't figure out why this sweet and pretty girl had a crush on him not long ago, why is she being so rude to him now?

First he urged Gong Jiu to eunuch him, and then he urged Gong Jiu to wear a cuckold for him. How much hatred and hatred is this?

This is exactly the same as "The Rich and Beautiful Old Man's Wife" - in the article, the love value of the cannon fodder female supporting role is "If you can't get it, you want to destroy it"!

Facing Beef Soup's slander, Lu Xiaofeng graciously didn't bother with her, after all, this is his sister-in-law!

Niu Niu Tang looked at Lu Xiaofeng one after another, and said with mixed feelings: "Forgive me for my ignorance, I have never seen more..."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "What's more?"

Beef soup said: "A man without a seed."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Just talk, why do you want to attack personally?

No matter how cowardly he is, he is still a man, so is it possible that he wants to become a eunuch who is neither male nor female for the sake of his kindness?

For the sake of the health of the body, it is not shameful to succumb to evil forces.

Remove the filter, the more Beef Soup looks at Lu Xiaofeng, the more he feels that this man is just like that.

Handsome, but not so handsome that he had to be.Funny, much more funny than him.Except for martial arts, and two beards that are the same as eyebrows, which are more outstanding and distinctive, Lu Xiaofeng is not much different from other men.

Therefore, Niu Niu Tang asked curiously, "Ninth Brother, why do you have a soft spot for Lu Xiaofeng?"

Gong Jiu’s live broadcast food review suddenly made the head of the horse’s mouth: “There is a dish called braised chicken, the first is the soup, the soup is delicious, and the aftertaste is endless; the second is the meat. ; Three times to taste the rice, it is fragrant and chewy."

Beef soup and Lu Xiaofeng swallowed at the same time.

"The dish of yellow braised chicken is very particular about heat and stewing." Gong Jiu said unhurriedly: "First choose a fat chicken, wait for the pan to be colored, garnish with mushrooms, fungus, etc., and then start cooking with high heat and low heat The fire is simmered alternately. The longer the simmering time, the more fragrant the taste, and the richer and more fragrant the soup."

He took a sip of the beef soup, smashed his mouth, and said with a pun: "It's beautiful, it's really delicious! I'm hungry. No wonder Brother Nine is different from Lu Xiaofeng, who doesn't like such a plump chick."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

He finally understood that this was not tasting delicious food, but driving a horse-drawn carriage with the dish of stewed chicken.

Gong Jiu's skill is truly unfathomable, we are amazed!

The corners of Gong Jiu's lips curved slightly, and said: "Not only that, you can see how interesting the chick's fangs and claws are, but he can't help me."

Beef Soup showed a sympathetic smile and said, "It's really interesting."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Depend on!He, Lu Xiaofeng, must have done too many sins in his previous life to let him meet this pair of perverted brothers and sisters.

"Brother Nine, a man's mouth is a deceitful ghost." Niu Niutang rolled his eyes and said mischievously: "Lu Xiaofeng will never forget Shaman, you must not fall into his trap and be soft-hearted to him."

Gong Jiu looked at the man and said, "Do you never forget Shaman?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's nonsense!"

"Ouyang Qing, Xue Bing..." Gong Jiu spat out a series of names.

Lu Xiaofeng broke into cold sweat, pressed Gong Jiu's shoulder, and said affectionately: "They are all in the past tense, I am my present and future, and the person I like most is you."

Gong Jiu half-believing and half-doubting: "Really?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's more real than real gold!"

"Okay." Gong Jiu said, "I forgive you."

Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief.

Gong Jiu said again: "However, you have to express your sincerity."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's up to you to listen."

Gong Jiudao: "You marry into Prince Taiping's mansion and become the wife of the prince."

Lu Xiaofeng was full of resistance.

"Brother Nine." Niu Niu Tang reminded her, "You are a woman now, he cannot marry."

Lu Xiaofeng nodded sharply and said, "I'm a man, how can I get married?"

Gong Jiudao: "Then you will marry in and become the princess' son-in-law."

Without waiting for Lu Xiaofeng to express his objection, Niu Niu Tang said: "Ninth Brother, marriage is not a trifle, and it must not be taken lightly. Lu Xiaofeng is not worthy of you."

Lu Xiaofeng stepped forward and squeezed the beef soup, put his arms around Gong Jiu's slender waist, raised a bright smile, and said, "One cannot speak without conscience, and Gong Jiuming and I are a perfect match tomorrow."

This brother-in-law, he is sure!

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