Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]
Chapter 66 Marriage first and then love, forced to become the daughter-in-law of the princess 22
Sikong Zhaoxing didn't know the truth.In his opinion, Gong Jiu is perfect both in appearance and demeanor.
So here comes the question, is Lu Xiaofeng worthy of such a flawless woman?
Sikong Zhaixing wondered: "I can't figure out why she fell in love with you?"
Lu Xiaofeng smugly said: "Because I am very attractive, if she likes me, it means she has good vision."
Sikong Zhaixing spat: "You are the only one who is so charming, if you have the ability to shave off your beard, let's see if she still likes you."
Sikong Zhaixing had seen Lu Xiaofeng without a beard, he looked as immature as a young man with no hair, so there was no charm at all.Don't think that he doesn't know, several women thought that Lu Xiaofeng's face was too tender and dumped him mercilessly.
Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes at his friend, "I know you are jealous of me, I don't care about you."
Sikong Zhaixing snorted coldly: "Why am I jealous of you?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Of course I'm jealous that women like me, but since you've been single, there hasn't been a single woman who likes you."
Sikong Zhaixing smiled contemptuously, and said: "It's not that they don't like me, but that I don't give them a chance to like me. If I want to find a woman, it's not easy. I'll remove it and reveal my fresh and handsome face." , and then dress up like a dog like you, can women not flock to her when they see it?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Then why haven't you found a partner yet? You're not young anymore."
This hurts my heart.
However, what Lu Xiaofeng said is correct, he is already in his early thirties, for ordinary people at his age, grandchildren can make soy sauce.And he is still a widow, not even a woman, but can he be blamed?
He also wanted to find a partner, but he just didn't meet anyone he liked.
Under the guidance of the three masters, Sikong Zaixing has always kept himself clean and guarded himself like a jade for his future wife.If he can't meet someone who will stay with him for a lifetime, he would rather be a single dog for a lifetime than make do with it.
He is not as casual as Lu Xiaofeng, a playboy.
As soon as Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyes, he saw Gong Jiu staring at him again.
"What are you staring at me for?"
Today, Sikong Zhaixing turned into a middle-aged man with an ordinary face. Gong Jiu is also proficient in disguise. She stared at him for a long time, but couldn't find any flaws. She couldn't help becoming a little interested.
"Can I see your real face?"
"Are you curious?"
"Yes."
"Hey, no way." The more curious you are, the less I will show you!Sikong Zhaixing shook his head, very embarrassed.
Gong Jiu smiled and said, "I must watch it?"
Sikong Zhaixing said: "I won't show it to you, how can you bear me?"
Lu Xiaofeng covered his eyes with one hand, silently lighting candles for his friend who didn't know whether to live or die.Sikong Zhaixing is just like him in the past, naive and ignorant, he doesn't know the horror of Gong Jiu personally, he will never learn the lesson.
Sure enough, Gong Jiu smiled coldly, and his figure was as fast as lightning in an instant in front of Sikong Zaixing. With a raised hand, he hit acupuncture points from the air!
Sikong Zhaixing was inexplicably terrified, when he came to his senses, his body could no longer move, only his eyes could blink.
Gong Jiuying smiled and said, "No one can stop what I want to do."
Sikong Zhaixing was extremely shocked and said: "Lu Xiaofeng, where did you find a woman whose martial arts are so unfathomable?"
Although Gong Jiu shot while he was unprepared, but at that speed, he thought he couldn't compare to the opponent.Not to mention the long-lost acupuncture point technique, which is hard to guard against.
Lu Xiaofeng said: "I didn't look for it, she brought it to her door on her own initiative."
Sikong Zaixing made a fuss, I can't see that you are proud of being an uncle!
Gong Jiu walked towards Sikong Zhaixing.
Sikong Zhaixing shivered, and shouted to the only savior present: "Hey, hey, Lu Sandan, your good brother is treated like this by your woman, and you are actually indifferent?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed, spread his hands and said, "Sorry, I have nothing to do with her."
Sikong Zhaixing: "..."
Lu Sandan, blink when you are threatened.
"You also have women you can't deal with?" Sikong Zhaixing didn't quite believe it, he felt that Lu Xiaofeng just didn't want to save him.
"That's not it." Lu Xiaofeng said: "How high her martial arts is, you can feel it if you think about it. In terms of martial arts, I am not her opponent, I can't beat her, I can't escape, unless she is willing to let me go, otherwise there is no way to escape Are you saying it's scary?"
Sikong Zhaixing nodded and said, "It's very scary."
No wonder I haven't heard any gossip about Lu Xiaofeng recently, it turned out that Gong Jiu watched him to death.
Lu Xiaofeng said again: "I can't deal with her. If it's you, can you?"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Sikong Zhaixing rolled his eyes, and said, "It might not be possible for Ximen Chuuxue to deal with her."
Sikong Zhaixing lamented again and again, Lu Sandan is so pitiful, please treat him better in the future.
With a lofty attitude, he showed some mercy to his friends whom he had known for many years.However, the upturned corners of his mouth could not conceal his true gloating mood.
"Lu Sandan." Sikong Zhaixing looked at him with hatred for iron and steel, and said sadly: "Why are you so useless! Your husband is not strong, you are a man in vain!"
"You don't understand." Lu Xiaofeng shook his head and said, "She is an exception."
Male to female is not an exception.
In order not to make herself look too cowardly, Lu Xiaofeng put on a good manly appearance, "A man has to pamper women, don't always meddle in things and treat them like slaves. Let her do whatever she likes, and we The only thing to do is to give support."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "So don't worry, she won't do too much to you, at most she can see your true face."
Sikong Zhaixing's crooked mouth and strong words can't change that you are a henpecked bastard.
Gong Jiu glanced at Lu Xiaofeng, smiled coquettishly and said, "Chick really understands me."
This look made Lu Xiaofeng tremble, and his whole body felt numb and numb like an electric shock.In front of her good brother, she shamelessly flirted with Gong Jiu.
"Of course I know you. I dare say that no one in the world knows you better than me."
Sikong Zhaixing rolled his eyes several times because he choked on the dog food.
This ungrateful, soft-footed shrimp, strict wife, and cowardly!It's a shame for a man.
How did he, Sikong Zhaixing, get acquainted with this useless man?
Not knowing people clearly, making friends carelessly!
Before that, though, have mercy on yourself.Looking at Gong Jiu who was one arm away, Sikong Zhaixing's hairs stood on end.
Gong Jiu circled around Sikong Zaixing and asked, "How can Yi Rong get there?"
Lu Xiaofeng thought to himself that he was already despised by Sikong Zhaixing, plus he wanted to see the other party's excitement, so he ignored the other party's glaring, and said: "A spoonful of salt and a spoonful of vinegar, add half a basin of water, try to see if you can wash it off."
Sikong Zhaixing stared at Lu Xiaofeng, his eyes almost cramping, he never thought that after receiving his hint, the other party would still betray their friendship shamelessly.
A big stinkbug, big stinky egg who forgets righteousness at the sight of sex and makes his mind faint!
break up!We must break off relations with such a shameless traitor!
"Wait!" Seeing the towel soaked in "makeup remover" touching his face, Sikong Zhuixing moved his eyes and said loudly, "You can't look at my face."
Gong Jiu said: "Why can't you look at it, is your face shameful?"
The corner of Sikong Zhaixing's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to turn back, but he had to bow his head under the eaves.Those who know current affairs are heroes, so it's better for him not to be too arrogant.
"Master and the others once forced me to swear that my face can only be seen by my wife. If you see my face, you have to marry me."
Gong Jiu turned her head and asked Lu Xiaofeng, "Have you seen his face?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Look."
Gong Jiu said: "Are you married yet?"
Lu Xiaofeng grinned, and said: "I'm a man, so I don't have any part in the matter of getting married. Even if a man can marry, I don't think much of monkey spirits."
"What a sweet dream!" Sikong Zaixing spat and said, "You want to marry me, but I don't want to marry you!"
Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zhaixing are standard bad friends, and they often take pleasure in playing tricks on each other.They like to see each other's bad luck the most, and they don't even mind fanning the flames to add insult to injury.
However, this is also a good expression of feelings.
Gong Jiu wrapped her fingers around her hair, and her jade-like eyes looked back and forth between the two.
"You two..." Gong Jiu uttered shocking words slowly, and said, "Is it really okay to flirt in front of me?"
"Who is flirting with him!" The two roared and looked at each other, vomiting.
Gong Jiu held her cheeks and said with emotion: "What a lovely pair of lovers."
Lu Xiaofeng was really about to vomit, resisted the urge to feel nauseous, and abruptly changed the subject, hurting his good friend, "How could they force you to swear such gentle people like Master Aunt and the others?"
Sikong Zhaixing stared at him, and the words almost came out between his teeth: "That's because they don't want me to be the second Chu Liuxiang."
Lu Xiaofeng was speechless: "..."
"Huh?" Gong Jiu asked in surprise, "Your master is Chu Liuxiang?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why do you think so?"
Gong Jiu said: "Guess."
Lu Xiaofeng thought that he would bring Gong Jiu to meet his parents sooner or later, and it would be okay to inform him in advance, so he said, "You guessed it right."
Gong Jiu pinched her chin and said thoughtfully, "Are your master's rumors true or false?"
Lu Xiaofeng thought for a while and said, "The good ones are true, and the bad ones are fake."
"You were born before I was born, and I am already old when I was born." Gong Jiu let out a long sigh and said, "If I had been born more than ten years earlier, I would not want you anymore and go after your master."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Sikong Zhaixing: "..."
Sikong Zhaixing's face was distorted, and with a "poof", he laughed wildly, and almost couldn't help laughing.It's a pity that he got acupuncture, otherwise he would roll around on the ground a few times to make fun of Lu Xiaofeng.
Lu Xiaofeng remained expressionless.Isn't it just that the wife wants to have sex with his master, thinks he is not attractive enough and wants to kick him?
Why hasn't he, Lu Xiaofeng, seen such a big storm?Used to it!
He is no longer the innocent chick he once was.Gong Jiu just said to be brave, if she really let her choose, she would definitely choose him Lu Xiaofeng, after all without him Lu Xiaofeng, her skin is itchy and sick, who will treat her illness?
Lu Xiaofeng had already seen through everything, calmly said: "It's useless if you were born more than ten years earlier, my master doesn't like your style."
Gong Jiu said very confidently: "That's because he hasn't seen me."
The corner of Lu Xiaofeng's mouth twitched, and he complained, "When I saw you, I didn't even have time to run."
Gong Jiu looked disappointed and said, "Is that why you don't like me?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "It is because I like you that I will be with you."
Gong Jiu hooked her red lips happily.
Lu Xiaofeng said again: "However, my master is different, what he loves is my teacher's wife's."
Gong Jiu said: "Who is your mistress? Is she comparable to me?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "One thing, you will never be as good as her."
Gong Jiudao: "Which point?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "She cooks dishes like no other in the world."
Gong Jiu was stunned, and said: "Cooking is a man's job, what kind of food does a woman cook?"
Lu Xiaofeng was confused by her question, "Cooking is a woman's job."
Gong Jiu said: "In that case, why are all the cooks outside men?"
"Uh..." Lu Xiaofeng also felt strange, and managed to find a reason after thinking for a long time, "Perhaps it's not good for women to show their faces?"
Gong Jiu sneered: "So, I shouldn't show my face?"
Lu Xiaofeng quickly stated his position, saying: "Men can show their faces, so naturally women can too."
Gong Jiu was very satisfied with his answer.
After watching quietly for a long time, Sikong Zaixing realized that he had completely misjudged, Gong Jiu's character was too different from what he had imagined.
The person Lu Xiaofeng is looking for this time is unusual!
It looks particularly difficult and troublesome, and it is the type that women should not provoke.
Sikong Zhaixing didn't know how Lu Xiaofeng provoked the other party, and he didn't know why Lu Xiaofeng had that attitude after the other party made it clear that he wanted Hong Xing to get out of the affair.
"Lu Sandan, won't you be angry if your woman wants to kick you?"
"It's no use getting angry." Lu Xiaofeng put his hands behind his back and said calmly, "Besides, she's just joking, so why take it seriously."
Gong Jiu interjected: "Even if it's true, for the sake of love, sometimes people have to make some compromises and choose to forgive each other in order to make love last forever."
Lu Xiaofeng opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something.Gong Jiu squinted at him, "Do you have an opinion?"
Lu Xiaofeng shook his head, applauded and praised: "You are absolutely right."
Sikong Zhaixing was in awe, and said: "I didn't expect you to be such a strong outsider but a middle-class Lu Sandan."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Am I despising me?"
Sikong Zhaixing said: "Isn't this obvious?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
After all, Gong Jiu did not wash away Sikong Zhaixing's disguise, because there was a more interesting thing waiting for her.
Ye Gucheng, the lord of Baiyun City, and Ximen Chuuxue, the sword god, are going to have a decisive battle. The time of the decisive battle is the night of the full moon, and the place is on the top of the Forbidden City.
After listening to the news brought by his subordinates, a trace of doubt flashed in Gong Jiu's eyes.
She asked the system: "Isn't Ye Gucheng not planning to rebel? Why did he follow the plan and fight Ximen Chuuxue? Could it be, could it be that they got into emotional disputes and fought to the death?"
System: "...can your idea be more noble?"
Gong Jiu said: "Is love not noble enough?"
Regarding this news, Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zhaoxing also expressed their shock.
Gong Jiu unlocked Sikong Zaixing's acupoints, and said to Lu Xiaofeng: "You and your friends have a good time talking about the past, I have to take a step ahead."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why are you going?"
Gong Jiudao: "Open a game to make money."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Sikong Zhaixing: "..."
What a ghost!
Gong Jiu said: "Who do you want to beat to win?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Ximen Chuuxue is my friend, of course I hope he wins."
Sikong Zhaixing deliberately contradicted him, "I suppress Baiyun City Lord."
Lu Xiaofeng asked Gong Jiu: "What about you?"
Gong Jiudao: "Ye Gucheng."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
What about the promised husband and husband?Can't you give me some face in front of outsiders?
After unlocking the acupoints for Sikong Zaixing, Gong Jiu led his men away.
After being immobilized for a long time, Sikong Zhaixing moved his stiff limbs, accused Lu Xiaofeng of being disrespectful, and finally put down a cruel sentence: "In case she is fascinated by my uncle's demeanor, it depends on how you end up!"
Lu Xiaofeng cupped his hands and said, "Then congratulations, someone wants you, and I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years."
"Bah bah bah! Dogs can't spit out ivory." Sikong Zaixing spat at him: "I've been with your woman for a hundred years, if she has it in her stomach, will it be mine or yours?" Gong Jiu is a The restless master, he can't compare with Lu Xiaofeng's heart and spirit, it doesn't matter whether the top of his head is green or not.
Lu Xiaofeng said with a playful smile: "We are not the same as each other."
Sikong Zhaixing admired him from the bottom of his heart: "Your brazen side is really unmatched by others!"
Lu Xiaofeng waved his hands and said, "It's easy to talk about."
Sikong Zhaixing: "..."
Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zhaixing were like a pair of enemies, after talking for a while, they started somersaulting betting, the loser would dig a hundred earthworms.
While doing somersaults, Sikong Zhaixing was puzzled, and said: "Apart from Gong Jiu's appearance, what else do you like about her?"
Lu Xiaofeng turned his head somersaults, sighed and said: "People are in the rivers and lakes, they can't help themselves."
Sikong Zhaixing seems to understand, but also seems to understand nothing.
Lu Xiaofeng said again: "It doesn't matter whether I see her or not, the important thing is that she is interested in me, so I must be with her."
Those who hear the truth are sad, and those who see it cry.
Sikong Zhaixing had some sympathy for Lu Xiaofeng at first, but when he looked up, Lu Xiaofeng's expression was not the same, that expression of willingness to die was really too slut!
So what if you are forced to buy and sell by a stunning beauty?
There is a saying that peonies die under the flowers, even ghosts are romantic, there is no reason why Lu Xiaofeng doesn't like the romantic.
Sikong Zhaixing was enlightened in an instant, and he came to a conclusion - Lu Xiaofeng is just a cheap man, no matter how much sympathy he has for him, he is just feeding the dog.
However, this dog ratio is still secretly teasing and showing affection, "Gong Jiu is sometimes too much."
Sikong Zhaixing asked cooperatively: "Why is it too much?"
"Her." Lu Xiaofeng said as if he couldn't tell, "She just likes to bully me."
Sikong Zhaixing sneered: "You, Lu Xiaofeng, can still be bullied?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Of course, you are one of them."
Sikong Zhaixing refused to admit it: "It's a competition, admitting the bet and admitting defeat, how can it be called bullying?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "So, we bullied each other."
After somersaulting, Sikong Zhaixing stared at Lu Xiaofeng for a while, and said with emotion: "I realized that you have really changed."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "What changed?"
Sikong Zhaixing said: "The temper has improved a lot, and the backbone has also lost a lot."
Lu Xiaofeng thought it proud and said: "In front of beauties, men are somewhat weak."
Sikong Zhaixing sneered: "There are not many slaves who are so soft that they nod their heads and bow their heads in a servile manner."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Can he speak? Why is he a slave?
Which slave can be as bold as him to overthrow the master?
Lu Xiaofeng snorted, and said: "Your eyesight is not good, I, Lu Xiaofeng, will always be the uncle."
It's just that no matter how old you are, in the face of the eunuch's warning, you will shrink your neck like a quail.
After all, it is better to be a dog leg and a slave than a eunuch with incomplete hardware facilities.
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So here comes the question, is Lu Xiaofeng worthy of such a flawless woman?
Sikong Zhaixing wondered: "I can't figure out why she fell in love with you?"
Lu Xiaofeng smugly said: "Because I am very attractive, if she likes me, it means she has good vision."
Sikong Zhaixing spat: "You are the only one who is so charming, if you have the ability to shave off your beard, let's see if she still likes you."
Sikong Zhaixing had seen Lu Xiaofeng without a beard, he looked as immature as a young man with no hair, so there was no charm at all.Don't think that he doesn't know, several women thought that Lu Xiaofeng's face was too tender and dumped him mercilessly.
Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes at his friend, "I know you are jealous of me, I don't care about you."
Sikong Zhaixing snorted coldly: "Why am I jealous of you?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Of course I'm jealous that women like me, but since you've been single, there hasn't been a single woman who likes you."
Sikong Zhaixing smiled contemptuously, and said: "It's not that they don't like me, but that I don't give them a chance to like me. If I want to find a woman, it's not easy. I'll remove it and reveal my fresh and handsome face." , and then dress up like a dog like you, can women not flock to her when they see it?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Then why haven't you found a partner yet? You're not young anymore."
This hurts my heart.
However, what Lu Xiaofeng said is correct, he is already in his early thirties, for ordinary people at his age, grandchildren can make soy sauce.And he is still a widow, not even a woman, but can he be blamed?
He also wanted to find a partner, but he just didn't meet anyone he liked.
Under the guidance of the three masters, Sikong Zaixing has always kept himself clean and guarded himself like a jade for his future wife.If he can't meet someone who will stay with him for a lifetime, he would rather be a single dog for a lifetime than make do with it.
He is not as casual as Lu Xiaofeng, a playboy.
As soon as Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyes, he saw Gong Jiu staring at him again.
"What are you staring at me for?"
Today, Sikong Zhaixing turned into a middle-aged man with an ordinary face. Gong Jiu is also proficient in disguise. She stared at him for a long time, but couldn't find any flaws. She couldn't help becoming a little interested.
"Can I see your real face?"
"Are you curious?"
"Yes."
"Hey, no way." The more curious you are, the less I will show you!Sikong Zhaixing shook his head, very embarrassed.
Gong Jiu smiled and said, "I must watch it?"
Sikong Zhaixing said: "I won't show it to you, how can you bear me?"
Lu Xiaofeng covered his eyes with one hand, silently lighting candles for his friend who didn't know whether to live or die.Sikong Zhaixing is just like him in the past, naive and ignorant, he doesn't know the horror of Gong Jiu personally, he will never learn the lesson.
Sure enough, Gong Jiu smiled coldly, and his figure was as fast as lightning in an instant in front of Sikong Zaixing. With a raised hand, he hit acupuncture points from the air!
Sikong Zhaixing was inexplicably terrified, when he came to his senses, his body could no longer move, only his eyes could blink.
Gong Jiuying smiled and said, "No one can stop what I want to do."
Sikong Zhaixing was extremely shocked and said: "Lu Xiaofeng, where did you find a woman whose martial arts are so unfathomable?"
Although Gong Jiu shot while he was unprepared, but at that speed, he thought he couldn't compare to the opponent.Not to mention the long-lost acupuncture point technique, which is hard to guard against.
Lu Xiaofeng said: "I didn't look for it, she brought it to her door on her own initiative."
Sikong Zaixing made a fuss, I can't see that you are proud of being an uncle!
Gong Jiu walked towards Sikong Zhaixing.
Sikong Zhaixing shivered, and shouted to the only savior present: "Hey, hey, Lu Sandan, your good brother is treated like this by your woman, and you are actually indifferent?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed, spread his hands and said, "Sorry, I have nothing to do with her."
Sikong Zhaixing: "..."
Lu Sandan, blink when you are threatened.
"You also have women you can't deal with?" Sikong Zhaixing didn't quite believe it, he felt that Lu Xiaofeng just didn't want to save him.
"That's not it." Lu Xiaofeng said: "How high her martial arts is, you can feel it if you think about it. In terms of martial arts, I am not her opponent, I can't beat her, I can't escape, unless she is willing to let me go, otherwise there is no way to escape Are you saying it's scary?"
Sikong Zhaixing nodded and said, "It's very scary."
No wonder I haven't heard any gossip about Lu Xiaofeng recently, it turned out that Gong Jiu watched him to death.
Lu Xiaofeng said again: "I can't deal with her. If it's you, can you?"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Sikong Zhaixing rolled his eyes, and said, "It might not be possible for Ximen Chuuxue to deal with her."
Sikong Zhaixing lamented again and again, Lu Sandan is so pitiful, please treat him better in the future.
With a lofty attitude, he showed some mercy to his friends whom he had known for many years.However, the upturned corners of his mouth could not conceal his true gloating mood.
"Lu Sandan." Sikong Zhaixing looked at him with hatred for iron and steel, and said sadly: "Why are you so useless! Your husband is not strong, you are a man in vain!"
"You don't understand." Lu Xiaofeng shook his head and said, "She is an exception."
Male to female is not an exception.
In order not to make herself look too cowardly, Lu Xiaofeng put on a good manly appearance, "A man has to pamper women, don't always meddle in things and treat them like slaves. Let her do whatever she likes, and we The only thing to do is to give support."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "So don't worry, she won't do too much to you, at most she can see your true face."
Sikong Zhaixing's crooked mouth and strong words can't change that you are a henpecked bastard.
Gong Jiu glanced at Lu Xiaofeng, smiled coquettishly and said, "Chick really understands me."
This look made Lu Xiaofeng tremble, and his whole body felt numb and numb like an electric shock.In front of her good brother, she shamelessly flirted with Gong Jiu.
"Of course I know you. I dare say that no one in the world knows you better than me."
Sikong Zhaixing rolled his eyes several times because he choked on the dog food.
This ungrateful, soft-footed shrimp, strict wife, and cowardly!It's a shame for a man.
How did he, Sikong Zhaixing, get acquainted with this useless man?
Not knowing people clearly, making friends carelessly!
Before that, though, have mercy on yourself.Looking at Gong Jiu who was one arm away, Sikong Zhaixing's hairs stood on end.
Gong Jiu circled around Sikong Zaixing and asked, "How can Yi Rong get there?"
Lu Xiaofeng thought to himself that he was already despised by Sikong Zhaixing, plus he wanted to see the other party's excitement, so he ignored the other party's glaring, and said: "A spoonful of salt and a spoonful of vinegar, add half a basin of water, try to see if you can wash it off."
Sikong Zhaixing stared at Lu Xiaofeng, his eyes almost cramping, he never thought that after receiving his hint, the other party would still betray their friendship shamelessly.
A big stinkbug, big stinky egg who forgets righteousness at the sight of sex and makes his mind faint!
break up!We must break off relations with such a shameless traitor!
"Wait!" Seeing the towel soaked in "makeup remover" touching his face, Sikong Zhuixing moved his eyes and said loudly, "You can't look at my face."
Gong Jiu said: "Why can't you look at it, is your face shameful?"
The corner of Sikong Zhaixing's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to turn back, but he had to bow his head under the eaves.Those who know current affairs are heroes, so it's better for him not to be too arrogant.
"Master and the others once forced me to swear that my face can only be seen by my wife. If you see my face, you have to marry me."
Gong Jiu turned her head and asked Lu Xiaofeng, "Have you seen his face?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Look."
Gong Jiu said: "Are you married yet?"
Lu Xiaofeng grinned, and said: "I'm a man, so I don't have any part in the matter of getting married. Even if a man can marry, I don't think much of monkey spirits."
"What a sweet dream!" Sikong Zaixing spat and said, "You want to marry me, but I don't want to marry you!"
Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zhaixing are standard bad friends, and they often take pleasure in playing tricks on each other.They like to see each other's bad luck the most, and they don't even mind fanning the flames to add insult to injury.
However, this is also a good expression of feelings.
Gong Jiu wrapped her fingers around her hair, and her jade-like eyes looked back and forth between the two.
"You two..." Gong Jiu uttered shocking words slowly, and said, "Is it really okay to flirt in front of me?"
"Who is flirting with him!" The two roared and looked at each other, vomiting.
Gong Jiu held her cheeks and said with emotion: "What a lovely pair of lovers."
Lu Xiaofeng was really about to vomit, resisted the urge to feel nauseous, and abruptly changed the subject, hurting his good friend, "How could they force you to swear such gentle people like Master Aunt and the others?"
Sikong Zhaixing stared at him, and the words almost came out between his teeth: "That's because they don't want me to be the second Chu Liuxiang."
Lu Xiaofeng was speechless: "..."
"Huh?" Gong Jiu asked in surprise, "Your master is Chu Liuxiang?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why do you think so?"
Gong Jiu said: "Guess."
Lu Xiaofeng thought that he would bring Gong Jiu to meet his parents sooner or later, and it would be okay to inform him in advance, so he said, "You guessed it right."
Gong Jiu pinched her chin and said thoughtfully, "Are your master's rumors true or false?"
Lu Xiaofeng thought for a while and said, "The good ones are true, and the bad ones are fake."
"You were born before I was born, and I am already old when I was born." Gong Jiu let out a long sigh and said, "If I had been born more than ten years earlier, I would not want you anymore and go after your master."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Sikong Zhaixing: "..."
Sikong Zhaixing's face was distorted, and with a "poof", he laughed wildly, and almost couldn't help laughing.It's a pity that he got acupuncture, otherwise he would roll around on the ground a few times to make fun of Lu Xiaofeng.
Lu Xiaofeng remained expressionless.Isn't it just that the wife wants to have sex with his master, thinks he is not attractive enough and wants to kick him?
Why hasn't he, Lu Xiaofeng, seen such a big storm?Used to it!
He is no longer the innocent chick he once was.Gong Jiu just said to be brave, if she really let her choose, she would definitely choose him Lu Xiaofeng, after all without him Lu Xiaofeng, her skin is itchy and sick, who will treat her illness?
Lu Xiaofeng had already seen through everything, calmly said: "It's useless if you were born more than ten years earlier, my master doesn't like your style."
Gong Jiu said very confidently: "That's because he hasn't seen me."
The corner of Lu Xiaofeng's mouth twitched, and he complained, "When I saw you, I didn't even have time to run."
Gong Jiu looked disappointed and said, "Is that why you don't like me?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "It is because I like you that I will be with you."
Gong Jiu hooked her red lips happily.
Lu Xiaofeng said again: "However, my master is different, what he loves is my teacher's wife's."
Gong Jiu said: "Who is your mistress? Is she comparable to me?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "One thing, you will never be as good as her."
Gong Jiudao: "Which point?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "She cooks dishes like no other in the world."
Gong Jiu was stunned, and said: "Cooking is a man's job, what kind of food does a woman cook?"
Lu Xiaofeng was confused by her question, "Cooking is a woman's job."
Gong Jiu said: "In that case, why are all the cooks outside men?"
"Uh..." Lu Xiaofeng also felt strange, and managed to find a reason after thinking for a long time, "Perhaps it's not good for women to show their faces?"
Gong Jiu sneered: "So, I shouldn't show my face?"
Lu Xiaofeng quickly stated his position, saying: "Men can show their faces, so naturally women can too."
Gong Jiu was very satisfied with his answer.
After watching quietly for a long time, Sikong Zaixing realized that he had completely misjudged, Gong Jiu's character was too different from what he had imagined.
The person Lu Xiaofeng is looking for this time is unusual!
It looks particularly difficult and troublesome, and it is the type that women should not provoke.
Sikong Zhaixing didn't know how Lu Xiaofeng provoked the other party, and he didn't know why Lu Xiaofeng had that attitude after the other party made it clear that he wanted Hong Xing to get out of the affair.
"Lu Sandan, won't you be angry if your woman wants to kick you?"
"It's no use getting angry." Lu Xiaofeng put his hands behind his back and said calmly, "Besides, she's just joking, so why take it seriously."
Gong Jiu interjected: "Even if it's true, for the sake of love, sometimes people have to make some compromises and choose to forgive each other in order to make love last forever."
Lu Xiaofeng opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something.Gong Jiu squinted at him, "Do you have an opinion?"
Lu Xiaofeng shook his head, applauded and praised: "You are absolutely right."
Sikong Zhaixing was in awe, and said: "I didn't expect you to be such a strong outsider but a middle-class Lu Sandan."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Am I despising me?"
Sikong Zhaixing said: "Isn't this obvious?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
After all, Gong Jiu did not wash away Sikong Zhaixing's disguise, because there was a more interesting thing waiting for her.
Ye Gucheng, the lord of Baiyun City, and Ximen Chuuxue, the sword god, are going to have a decisive battle. The time of the decisive battle is the night of the full moon, and the place is on the top of the Forbidden City.
After listening to the news brought by his subordinates, a trace of doubt flashed in Gong Jiu's eyes.
She asked the system: "Isn't Ye Gucheng not planning to rebel? Why did he follow the plan and fight Ximen Chuuxue? Could it be, could it be that they got into emotional disputes and fought to the death?"
System: "...can your idea be more noble?"
Gong Jiu said: "Is love not noble enough?"
Regarding this news, Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zhaoxing also expressed their shock.
Gong Jiu unlocked Sikong Zaixing's acupoints, and said to Lu Xiaofeng: "You and your friends have a good time talking about the past, I have to take a step ahead."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why are you going?"
Gong Jiudao: "Open a game to make money."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Sikong Zhaixing: "..."
What a ghost!
Gong Jiu said: "Who do you want to beat to win?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Ximen Chuuxue is my friend, of course I hope he wins."
Sikong Zhaixing deliberately contradicted him, "I suppress Baiyun City Lord."
Lu Xiaofeng asked Gong Jiu: "What about you?"
Gong Jiudao: "Ye Gucheng."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
What about the promised husband and husband?Can't you give me some face in front of outsiders?
After unlocking the acupoints for Sikong Zaixing, Gong Jiu led his men away.
After being immobilized for a long time, Sikong Zhaixing moved his stiff limbs, accused Lu Xiaofeng of being disrespectful, and finally put down a cruel sentence: "In case she is fascinated by my uncle's demeanor, it depends on how you end up!"
Lu Xiaofeng cupped his hands and said, "Then congratulations, someone wants you, and I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years."
"Bah bah bah! Dogs can't spit out ivory." Sikong Zaixing spat at him: "I've been with your woman for a hundred years, if she has it in her stomach, will it be mine or yours?" Gong Jiu is a The restless master, he can't compare with Lu Xiaofeng's heart and spirit, it doesn't matter whether the top of his head is green or not.
Lu Xiaofeng said with a playful smile: "We are not the same as each other."
Sikong Zhaixing admired him from the bottom of his heart: "Your brazen side is really unmatched by others!"
Lu Xiaofeng waved his hands and said, "It's easy to talk about."
Sikong Zhaixing: "..."
Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zhaixing were like a pair of enemies, after talking for a while, they started somersaulting betting, the loser would dig a hundred earthworms.
While doing somersaults, Sikong Zhaixing was puzzled, and said: "Apart from Gong Jiu's appearance, what else do you like about her?"
Lu Xiaofeng turned his head somersaults, sighed and said: "People are in the rivers and lakes, they can't help themselves."
Sikong Zhaixing seems to understand, but also seems to understand nothing.
Lu Xiaofeng said again: "It doesn't matter whether I see her or not, the important thing is that she is interested in me, so I must be with her."
Those who hear the truth are sad, and those who see it cry.
Sikong Zhaixing had some sympathy for Lu Xiaofeng at first, but when he looked up, Lu Xiaofeng's expression was not the same, that expression of willingness to die was really too slut!
So what if you are forced to buy and sell by a stunning beauty?
There is a saying that peonies die under the flowers, even ghosts are romantic, there is no reason why Lu Xiaofeng doesn't like the romantic.
Sikong Zhaixing was enlightened in an instant, and he came to a conclusion - Lu Xiaofeng is just a cheap man, no matter how much sympathy he has for him, he is just feeding the dog.
However, this dog ratio is still secretly teasing and showing affection, "Gong Jiu is sometimes too much."
Sikong Zhaixing asked cooperatively: "Why is it too much?"
"Her." Lu Xiaofeng said as if he couldn't tell, "She just likes to bully me."
Sikong Zhaixing sneered: "You, Lu Xiaofeng, can still be bullied?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Of course, you are one of them."
Sikong Zhaixing refused to admit it: "It's a competition, admitting the bet and admitting defeat, how can it be called bullying?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "So, we bullied each other."
After somersaulting, Sikong Zhaixing stared at Lu Xiaofeng for a while, and said with emotion: "I realized that you have really changed."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "What changed?"
Sikong Zhaixing said: "The temper has improved a lot, and the backbone has also lost a lot."
Lu Xiaofeng thought it proud and said: "In front of beauties, men are somewhat weak."
Sikong Zhaixing sneered: "There are not many slaves who are so soft that they nod their heads and bow their heads in a servile manner."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Can he speak? Why is he a slave?
Which slave can be as bold as him to overthrow the master?
Lu Xiaofeng snorted, and said: "Your eyesight is not good, I, Lu Xiaofeng, will always be the uncle."
It's just that no matter how old you are, in the face of the eunuch's warning, you will shrink your neck like a quail.
After all, it is better to be a dog leg and a slave than a eunuch with incomplete hardware facilities.
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-04-2923:26:43~2021-04-3023:09:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: 1 kite girl;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:长安于我意何如94瓶;小兔子乖乖70瓶;玲珑九心花16瓶;千泷15瓶;郡艳、丫丫、天罗10瓶;月訫影5瓶;最爱甜文1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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