Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

Gong Jiu seemed to be addicted to acting, she fell into Lu Xiaofeng's arms and murmured, "Don't misunderstand brother Xiaofeng, it's all my fault, no matter what brother Xiaofeng does to me, I have no regrets."

Sikong Zhaixing let out a long sigh.Being deeply loved by such a woman, what could Lu Xiaofeng do!

He was envious, jealous and contemptuous at the same time.A woman who fell in love, she used to treat Lu Xiaofeng wrongly, but now she actually tolerates being treated like this.And Lu Xiaofeng, this...animal!

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the roof melancholy, it seemed that the stain of beating women would not be washed away in this lifetime.

Since meeting old friends, it’s hard to justify eating and drinking, Sikong Zhaixing picked up his chopsticks and knocked on the table, and said like a grandpa: “There’s a new roast duck restaurant nearby, the taste is amazing, Lu Sandan, go and buy two. eat."

Lu Xiaofeng is notoriously lazy, he rolled his eyes when he heard the words, and said: "Your lightness kung fu is better than mine, and your legs run faster, you should buy it."

Sikong Zhaixing said: "You go."

Lu Xiaofeng prevaricated: "You go."

Gong Jiu said: "You go."

Lu Xiaofeng said displeased: "You don't help me, help him!"

Gong Jiu said: "I want to eat too."

Lu Xiaofeng immediately stood up, "I'll go back as soon as I go."

Sikong Zhaixing: "..."

I rely on!I can't see that Lu Sandan loves his wife so much.

Taking advantage of Lu Xiaofeng being sent to buy roast duck, Sikong Zhaxing sneaked up to Gong Jiu's side, expressing the doubts in his heart: "Lu Sandan treats you like that, why don't you leave him?"

Sikong Zhaixing had reason to believe that the reason why Lu Xiaofeng was rough on Gong Jiu was because of the prairie above his head.

"Everyone has times when they can't help themselves."

Sikong Zhaixing nodded in agreement.Just like he used to be lazy and didn't memorize books, Master Hongxiu took advantage of his ticklishness and scratched the soles of his feet with a feather.How could he bear such a terrible punishment, he could only obey obediently.

"He..." Gong Jiu opened his mouth, as if it was very difficult to speak.

What is he, Sikong Zhaixing is dying of anxiety, but his face is tense.

"If you have any difficulties, just tell them, maybe I can help you." Sikong Zhaixing's eyes lit up, and he performed what is called "I love gossip".

Gong Jiu pinched both ends of the handkerchief to cover her face, and said shyly, "Chicken is so powerful."

Sikong Zhaxing couldn't figure it out and said, "Where is Lu Sandan so good?"

Gong Jiu bit her red lips lightly, and whispered: "That's it."

Sikong Zhaixing instantly turned to an evil place, and then quickly conducted self-reflection.Although Gong Jiu has various problems, it is definitely not what he thinks, otherwise he would be too unscrupulous.

Gong Jiu stomped her feet, and replied shyly: "Chicken is so fierce, people like him, a mighty and majestic man."

Sikong Zhaixing: "..."

system:"…………"

The system said: "I thought you would continue to discredit the hero."

Before all Lu Wen made Gong Jiu unhappy, she slandered Lu Xiaofeng in front of Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng, two "rivals in love".In the evening, Lu Xiaofeng beat her with a whip, and fought her for several rounds, so that she could see how powerful he was, so the husband and wife fought at the head of the bed and made peace with each other at the end of the bed, mixing oil with honey.

Facing the system's question, Gong Jiu beat him up and said: "Why don't you expect us to be good? The little chicken is my big baby, and my baby is too late for him, so how can you discredit him."

System: "..." Shameless!

Sikong Zhaixing remained expressionless, showing no emotion.

There are tens of thousands of men in the world, why is Lu Xiaofeng fierce, aren't other men fierce?

Believe it or not, Sikong Zhaixing is much more fierce than Lu Xiaofeng.Take peeing when he was a child, he is farther away than Lu Xiaofeng!

"What are you talking about?"

Lu Xiaofeng carried a food box and walked over.

Gong Jiu said: "Let's talk about you."

Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows and said: "You two bad guys got together, you definitely didn't say anything good about me."

Gong Jiu recounted the content of her chat with Sikong Jiexing verbatim.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng took a deep breath and said, "Can you guys and girls talk about something pure?"

"You mean, talking about you is not pure enough?" Gong Jiu smiled and said seriously: "Little chicken, you can insult me, but I will never allow you to insult yourself."

Lu Xiaofeng, who was defeated by Gong Jiu's interpretation ability: "..."

Sikong Zhaixing covered his mouth and snickered.

Lu Xiaofeng glared at him and said, "How dare you gloat, your roast duck is gone."

Sikong Zhaixing's smile disappeared, and he threatened: "If you dare not order my roast duck, I will never finish with you."

Lu Xiaofeng is not afraid of him.

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Since you are so stubborn, don't blame me for being ruthless."

As he said that, with Lu Xiaofeng's cannibalistic eyes, - telling the embarrassing things about the other party when he was a child, and then criticizing Lu Xiaofeng from various aspects is just like that, and it's not very good.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Their friendship has come to an end today!

Lu Xiaofeng stared at Sikong Zhaixing viciously, and the other side put his hips on his hips, without any fear or guilt, he said: "Why, could I be wrong, have you not done those stupid things?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I did it before, but you haven't done it?"

Sikong Zhaixing paused, and said: "Now we are talking about you, don't bring it up about me."

At this time, Gong Jiu who was silent for a long time said slowly: "Don't say that about brother Xiaofeng, you will never understand how powerful he is."

Sikong Zhaixing snorted, and said: "If you don't tell me, how do you know I can't understand?"

Gong Jiu was full of admiration like a fangirl: "Brother Xiaofeng's martial arts skills are consonant—finger."

Sikong Zhaixing said: "And then?"

Gong Jiu said: "His skill is amazing."

What's the meaning?Sikong Zhaixing had question marks all over his face.

Why does it feel like it has a deep meaning?

Sikong Zhaixing interpreted it from his own point of view, but what he interpreted was all yellow waste beyond recognition.Lu Sandan actually used this trick on women, despicable, shameless, and obscene!

Sikong Zhaixing - while spurning the other party - realized something from it.

Gong Jiu - Looking at Sikong Zaixing's deep and strange expression, one can tell that he is overcompensated.She felt that it was necessary to tell the other party the truth so that he would not have unnecessary misunderstandings with Lu Xiaofeng.

As for the shame of exposing her hobby, she didn't care at all.

So, he showed his inner world to the fullest, and said: "People like his heroic posture when he wields the whip and whips people. He is so wise and mighty like a god. People like him very much."

Sikong Zhaixing: "..."

Sikong Zhaixing was confused.Aren't they chatting about the topic of consonance, why - jumping to the whip all of a sudden?

After a long time, Sikong Zhaixing finally understood what Gong Jiu meant.

During several meetings with Gong Jiu, Sikong Zhaixing has already noticed that the other party has a strange temperament, and there is an indescribable special aura on him.

Now that the puzzle is solved, she is not a normal person at all!

The other party is an extraordinary woman. At first glance, you will think she is a cold and arrogant beauty. After getting along with her a few times, you will overturn the previous conclusion and reclassify her as a crazy beauty.

Sikong Zhaixing had seen similar cases before, so he was not particularly surprised.

What really opened his eyes was that Lu Xiaofeng, whom he had known for 20 years, actually had such a habit!

Lu Xiaofeng drank down the wine glass as if he was drinking away his sorrows, then looked straight at Sikong Zaixing and said, "You and I have known each other for 20 years, you should know if I have such a hobby."

Sikong Zhaixing said: "People will change, maybe you just buried this hobby too deeply."

"No." Lu Xiaofeng said seriously, "It's out of helplessness."

Sikong Zhaixing said firmly: "No one can force Lu Xiaofeng to do what he doesn't want to do."

Lu Xiaofeng looked up to the sky and sighed: "Love makes people crazy, so what's the point of sacrificing ego for love?"

Sikong Zhaixing: "..."

So cheap!

One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, he, an outsider, does not make any comments.

If there are only two words for evaluation: bitch!

If I were to describe it in eight words, it would be: a scumbag and a bitch, born-yes.

Sikong Zhaixing murmured: "In the past, you were the woman who hated trouble the most. You avoided them like a snake and scorpion. If you accidentally got involved, you would rather bear the scolding than get rid of the other party."

Lu Xiaofeng forcibly interrupted him, glanced at Gong Jiu from the corner of his eye, and said angrily, "You're talking nonsense! Am I, Lu Xiaofeng, some kind of irresponsible scumbag?"

Sikong Zhaixing nodded and said: "Yes, of course you are an irresponsible scumbag."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng caught a glimpse of Gong Jiu's half-smile expression, and suddenly thought of a good idea to solve the predicament.

He said: "I admit that I have had this idea before."

"Oh?" Sikong Zhaixing said: "Then why don't you act?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "She is as clingy as brown sugar, she chased me fiercely, what can I do?" In a word - in a word, if you want to get rid of Gong Jiu, it's a dream!

How does this sound like sweet troubles?

Sikong Zhaixing looked suspiciously at the man with a heavy expression, and said: "Even if you want to get rid of the difficult person, it is not impossible."

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes were dead, and he said: "You don't understand what is so powerful about Gong Jiu."

"which aspect?"

After Sikong Zhaixing finished asking, he belatedly noticed a sense of déjà vu, the memory not long ago told him that Gong Jiu used to boast that Lu Xiaofeng was very good at that.

[If you dare to break up, you will be punished - the knife! 】

No matter how insane Lu Xiaofeng was, it was impossible for him to reveal the truth to Sikong Zaixing.

If Sikong Zhaixing knew that he and Gong Jiu had proposed to break up, and was almost sent to the palace as a eunuch, then wouldn't this naughty guy laugh his ass off and laugh at him for the rest of his life.

So, how could he, Lu Xiaofeng, have the face to face others?

He would not do this kind of stupid thing that "makes people laugh and make people feel happy".

Therefore, Lu Xiaofeng gave Sikong Zaixing a "you know" look, and changed his rhetoric.

"Martial arts, appearance, status, she is amazing everywhere."

"Cut!" After looking forward to it in vain, he ended up eating a mouthful of dog food.

***

Night, miserable.

The bright moon is like a silver plate hanging from the sky.

Under the high walls of the palace, many people from the world gathered.

Gong Jiuhe—members of the royal family stand on the tower with the best viewing angle.

Standing in the center is the present day, dressed in a yellow dragon robe, with a warm smile on his face, very gentle and refined, but exuding an aura of calmness and prestige all over his body.

Standing behind them was a row of imperial guards, with solemn expressions, always vigilant about the surroundings, protecting the safety of the nobles.

Gong Jiu was counting with his fingers boredly, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a beautiful color.

The red clothes are like fire, and the white hair is like snow.

[Ding, the system has detected a super S-level character——Yu Luosha.Sect: The leader of the Western Demon Cult.97 points for appearance, 99 points for martial arts, 98 points for resourcefulness...]

[The overall score is 98 points.Raiders difficulty level SSSS, Raiders are not recommended. 】

So far, Yu Luocha is the character with the highest score in the system.

Gong Jiu observed the other party curiously—for a while, she looked back with disinterest.

The system was amazed and said: "Don't you like challenging things the most? Why don't you like Yu Luocha?"

Gong Jiudao: "His face is covered by a mask."

... The host is an old dog.

The system severely criticized: "Can you not be so superficial as a human being? You can see the essence through the appearance."

"Okay then." Gong Jiu stared at Yu Luosha without a trace again—for a while, he said without interest: "He is too old, I don't like old men."

System: "... Isn't Lu Xiaofeng also an old man?"

Gong Jiu followed kindness and said: "Yu Luocha is older than my father, I don't like old goblins."

System: "...but his parents are better-looking than Lu Xiaofeng."

Gong Jiu severely criticized: "How can you be so superficial, you have to see the essence through the appearance. No matter how beautiful Yu Luocha is, it can't change that he is a middle-aged man in his early forties."

System: "..." Yan Gou also has a bottom line, isn't it so hopeless.

The author has something to say: Good night, babies!