my lover is not human

At six o'clock in the morning, when he woke up from his sleep, Ling Bo sat up straight, stared at the empty wall at the end of the bed, stared blankly for a while, then got up and washed, and rushed to work in the store.

Today is the fourteenth of June, which is a special day for Ling Bo.

This day is the Valentine's Day in the human world. Human beings know how to enjoy it. In order to date the person you love in a fair manner, there are twelve Valentine's Days in a year, and there are thirteen Valentine's Days, and there are couples holding hands on the street. , It is a visual and psychological double crit for single dogs.

But this is a good opportunity for Ling Bo to make money.

He is a flower shop, and this kind of festival can make money in his shop faster. Of course, more importantly, he is neither a human nor a dog, and abuse of people and dogs has no effect on him.

As a god who was demoted from heaven to be punished, everything in his life was not going well, his mana was sealed, and his immortal body was coveted. Originally, there was a neighbor downstairs who could have a meal. Two days ago, the neighbor’s family went on a trip. His meal ticket He also drifted away, so that now he has been busy all morning and can't even eat. The kitchen at home was smashed and left unrepaired, so he can only eat takeaway.

Now, this flower shop is the only place where he can be quiet. The flower shop was rewarded with mercy when the Emperor of Heaven threw him down, and there are a few magic weapons he has accumulated over the years, which can stop some bad things.

Hanging above the gate of the flower shop is a string of wind chimes called dispersing soul chimes, which are used to disperse lowly monsters and evil spirits. The down feathers on them are decorated with cobalt blue feathers that he plucked from a flower thief. The feathers are blown by the breeze, bringing out bursts of bells, which are crisp and sweet.

He stuffed a piece of chicken chop into his mouth, suddenly remembered something, couldn't help laughing out loud, choked on himself again, coughed for a long time, took a few sips of water to recover.

Because he made a lot of money today, he generously ordered two buckets of KFC for himself.

"Eat KFC, it seems that the benefits of being a clerk here are not bad." A girl in a dress with big curls came over and asked casually, "Mu Yuan isn't with you?"

Ling Bo gnawed on the chicken leg and looked up at her: "This is mine alone." So he won't come to eat it.

"..."

Looking at the two large buckets of set meals that were enough for four people, Ling Bo's words were not convincing. The girl didn't look surprised, she gave him a dissatisfied sideways glance, turned and walked away.

Ling Bo looked at her back, then lowered his head again.

There are a lot of customers in the flower shop today, some are buying flowers for Valentine's Day, and some are here for others.

After coming to the human world for almost a month, the business in the flower shop was sluggish, and there were many troubles. In order to better manage the flower shop, he reluctantly spent money to hire a clerk.

Mu Yuan is the newly recruited clerk in the store. He doesn't talk much, and he doesn't like to laugh. He keeps a cold face all day long, but he can't bear to look good. In this world where face control is everywhere, his popularity is ridiculously high.

He is the only clerk in the flower shop, because Ling Bo can only hire him, and there are quite a few people who come to the shop every day for him, and there are too many people around to squeeze in. Naturally, someone puts their mind on the shop manager. body, just like the girl just now.

Find any reason to strike up a conversation, and then take the opportunity to get information. If you can have a few words with Mu Yuan because of this, that would be great.

So that girl's purpose was not with Ling Bo at all, but the plan failed and she blamed him on him. This kind of thing would happen almost once every two days. If the white eyes suffer a lot, she will be immune, and then her attention will be seduced. gone.

The flower shop given to him by the Emperor of Heaven was not big. In front of the door was a huge circular stone step filled with flowers. Ling Bo faced the shop, and he randomly placed two pots of flowers on the ground on the left and right sides. , where the KFC family bucket was placed in the original place, he sat on the stone steps and looked at the people in the store.

The most crowded place in the store is naturally around the handsome clerk.

Mu Yuan was wearing a cobalt blue short-sleeved shirt. His black hair turned taupe at the end, as if it had been purposely dyed, but it was natural. He lowered his head slightly, his bangs blocked his eyes, Ling Bo remembered those eyes, The eyelashes are thick and curly, and the pupils of the eyes are blacker than the thickest ink and brighter than the black stone soaked in water. The deep eyes can be bewitched at a glance.

Just like now.

"..." Like now?

Xiao Huashen, who finally came back to his senses from the brain supplement, quickly lowered his head.

Be stared at, be stared at, be stared at!

Oh, he has to eat a chicken leg to suppress his shock.

Just as he stuffed the chicken leg into his mouth, he suddenly froze again.

He's a god...was stared at by a mortal?

Looking up again, the man had already looked away, dealing with the guests. Because of the noise, he frowned slightly, showing a bit of impatience, and his cold attitude did not make people retreat in the slightest.

Yes, a human being is even more popular than a god, and your salary for this month is gone!

The aggrieved little Flower God vented his anger with the chicken leg. The tender and juicy chicken effectively calmed the boy's jealousy. He gnawed so much that the new guests looked sideways at him. Ling Bo swallowed the chicken leg , staring at him curiously, in this strange stare, the customer entered the store.

The little Flower God, who was only staring at others, didn't see the shop assistant's meaningful gaze on him again. A moment later, a pot of violets on the stone steps fell from the top and hit him on the left. The family bucket on the side.

"..."

The astonished expression lasted for five seconds on Ling Bo's face. Holding the other surviving family bucket, he got up and stood under the wind chime.

Someone in the store: "..."

The busy work lasted until six o'clock in the evening. There were fewer customers, but the store turned into a mess. Broken flower stems and various petals fell all over the ground, and it took a lot of effort to clean it up.

"Under the flower stand over there."

"..."

"Wipe clean on the window."

"..."

"Can't your eyes turn around? There is such a big piece of mud on the side."

"..."

"The potted flower is withered, remember to throw it out."

"..."

The person leaning in front of the counter folded his hands in a leisurely manner. The diligent little flower god was cleaning the window with a cloth towel. Hearing the uninterrupted instructions from the counter, his forehead twitched unbearably. Before the man could speak again, he turned around and said angrily: "You can't do it yourself!"

Did you hire me to watch it?

Didn't you see that he was too busy!

Mu Yuan looked indifferent: "I'm off work."

"..." Oh, he gets off work at six o'clock.

Then please go!

Ling Bo gritted his teeth, turned around, a beautiful white eye was reflected on the polished window glass.

The clerk he recruited was too good-looking, too serious about his work, and his personality was too bad.

So when he has money, he must be fired.

He wiped the window vigorously, and another person could see his wonderful expression through the glass. Mu Yuan stared at him for a while, then turned and walked out of the shop, and moved the flowers from the stone steps in front of the shop into the shop and placed them in the shop. Under the cleaned flower stand.

No one spoke all the time. Ling Bo cleaned the window and mopped the floor. He turned around occasionally to make sure that the person hadn’t left yet. He felt relieved for no reason, and continued to clean to restore the shine to the flower shop. He stepped back a few steps and looked, satisfied. nodded.

Before he clicked down, he was hit hard on the back of the head, and he almost staggered.

"What are you doing!" He turned around and glared angrily.

"You have flower petals on your head." Mu Yuan pointed to an extra flower on the ground.

On the white porcelain floor that had just been mopped clean and still reflected the light, there was a tinge of red as expected.

"Thank you so much." The boy said bitterly.

Pick the flowers as soon as they are picked, can't you be gentle?Can't you!

Mu Yuan calmed down, turned around and walked towards the store door: "Let's go."

"Oh." You should have left long ago!

Looking at the crowds on the street outside the store that were no longer crowded, Ling Bo went to the counter to record today's accounts.

Looking through the glass window at the people in the shop who hadn't planned to leave, Mu Yuan raised his eyes to the dark sky, surrounded by some little demons outside the shop, longing for the fairy spirit in the flower shop, but also worried about the string of wind chimes on the shop door. Don't dare to approach.

In a few seconds, the people standing outside the store disappeared, and an extra bird appeared on the stone steps, flapping its wings and flying to the side of the wind chime, its cobalt blue feathers becoming scorched.

At 08:30, Ling Bo closed the door of the flower shop and came out, and it started to rain.

The summer rain came quickly and fiercely. The bean-sized raindrops hit the ground and quickly formed a piece, splashing water. I watched the stone steps in front of the store being washed by the rain, and looked at the flower pots that had been moved into the store. , Ling Bo breathed a sigh of relief.

If he was alone, he would not be able to save the delicate flowers from the rain in time. The clerk he recruited could still come in handy, and it would be good to keep it for a while.

According to the thickness of the clouds in the sky, the rain would not stop for a while. After weighing it for a while, he walked into a late-night snack shop closest to the flower shop.

Someone cooked before, but he never ate outside. Anyway, it was raining heavily and he couldn’t go back without an umbrella. It was important to fill his stomach first.

This night snack shop is very formal, there are many people and it doesn't look messy, Ling Bo didn't bother to go in, opened the door and sat down at the first table, picked up the menu and opened it.

"What do you need sir?"

The waiter quickly stepped forward and asked with a smile.

Looking at the pictures on the menu, Ling Bo was so hungry that he opened his mouth and said, "Here is a bowl of flower nail powder, twenty kebabs, fried snails, and this, this, and this."

He pointed to people one by one, and the waiter wrote them down one by one. In the end, he showed surprise and looked him up without any trace. When he got up and saw the person behind him, he instantly understood, and said with a smile, "Okay, please wait a moment."

Ling Bo sat upright with anticipation in his eyes, his ten white and slender fingers tapped irregularly on the dining table, watching the waiter walk into the back kitchen with his order, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, but the smile didn't succeed. Hold it for a second, then pull it down quickly: "Why are you here?"

Didn't this person leave?

Mu Yuan sat down opposite him, "No umbrella."

Looking at the pouring rain outside, Ling Bo let out an "oh" and started to knock on the table again: "Have you eaten yet?"

"I didn't eat."

"..." This person is here to eat!

It doesn't matter, as a store manager, it's right to treat guests to dinner, and treat it as the employee's welfare.

Ling Bo handed him the menu and said generously, "What do you want to eat?"

Mu Yuan glanced at him, but didn't go to pick it up: "The table you ordered can't fit anymore."

"..."

"Then you don't want to eat?"

"Don't eat."

"not hungry?"

Mu Yuan didn't answer, but the expression in his eyes was very clear - do you think everyone is like you?

Ling Bo choked on his breath and gritted his teeth bitterly.

Looking at each other speechlessly, Ling Bo attacked the person opposite with his eyes, while secretly thinking why his supper is not served yet.

Then when the supper was served, he was even more dissatisfied.

The waiter prepared two sets of cutlery, and even put one set in front of Mu Yuan. How can you be so considerate!

What was even more shocking was that someone unceremoniously took the cutlery and started it without even saying hello. He didn't feel any pain in his face at all.

I don't need you to save me money!

Afraid that he would not be full, he began to gobble it up. When he couldn't hold it any longer, there was still a third of the food left on the table, so he rubbed his stomach and watched the person opposite him chew slowly and gracefully. The demeanor of Mr. Zhuo Shijia made the girls around him envious.

Ling Bo looked around, he remembered that when he was sitting here, there was no one around.

God is more popular than death, these vulgar mortals!

Xiao Huashen snorted coldly in her heart, reached out her hand to fumble in her pocket, suddenly paused, and suddenly raised her head.

The wallet in his pocket, gone.

……

The author has something to say:

Passerby: Wow, this clerk is so handsome! (nympho face)

Little Flower God: Oh, vulgar human beings.

half year later……

Passerby: This clerk is so handsome!

Little Flower God: Must! (Pride)

Liuli Bird: Oh, vulgar god.

Little Flower God: (angry) Divorce!