[Qing] Tuan's favorite gluttonous little prince

[The host has accumulated enough mission points and has reached the retirement reward conditions of the fast travel game. Are you sure you want to retire? ]

In the pure white space, a cold young voice sounded: "Confirm."

If he didn't know this host too well, the system would have thought the child was calm and indifferent just by listening to the voice.

[Song Qi!If you want to pretend, pretend like it! ]

Don't look like searchlights in your eyes, don't turn up the corners of your mouth, and don't shake your hands like Parkinson's, okay? !

After doing so many fast travel tasks together, who doesn't know who?

Song Qi, who looks to be sixteen or seventeen years old, claims to be a cool boy with a cold face, but he is actually a brat.

Song Qi stopped pretending: "Hurry up, hurry up!"

Song Qi is a majestic beast (cub), who can bear the burden of humiliation and follow the cannon fodder system. After doing so many tasks, he never dares to make a fool of himself. Isn't this the day he's been waiting for?

The system has never encountered a host who is so worry-free and accumulates enough points so quickly. Before it was unbound, it was still a little bit reluctant and couldn't help telling.

[After untying from the system in a while, a retirement benefit system will appear. Don't exaggerate your wish, because it is a new product. If there is a bug, it will...]

"Unpredictable mistakes will happen, I know, I know, you have said it eight hundred times, my request is very real."

[That's good... happy cooperation, goodbye host! ]

In order to heighten the atmosphere, the cannon fodder system mobilized a tone that simulated human sadness.

"goodbye."

Song Qi also choked up a sob in cooperation.

Of course, it is installed.

In the next second, two notification tones sounded one after another.

[Ding—the cannon fodder system has been successfully unbound. ]

[Ding—the retirement benefit system is at your service. ]

At the same time, in the midair of the pure white space, a beautiful customer service image with a standard modeling face appeared.

[Hello dear, I am an artificial intelligence shopping guide and after-sales novice, please follow the instructions and choose to purchase the 'retirement welfare gift package'. ]

Where Xiaobai's palm passed, a product interface appeared. The bright red [Buy Now] button at the bottom was very eye-catching, and the price was 99999 points.

Song Qi calmly shook his hands and pressed down.

Hi~

Xiaobai: [Please fill in three wishes in the wish column. ]

The box on the wish column popped up, and Song Qi chose voice input.

"First, I want to eat an all-you-can-eat man-han banquet, and you don't need to fry the food yourself."

Ever since he bound the cannon fodder system, he hasn't had enough.

"Second, I want to be good-looking, tender, and not worry about baldness."

In a fast-traveling world, he was a bald programmer, which left an indelible shadow on his pure and young heart.

"Third, I want~ the whole family is a boss, and everyone treats me as a treasure."

After being cannon fodder so many times, he has been aggrieved for too long, and he also wants to experience the feeling of being a group favorite!

After completing the filling, Song Qi asked cautiously: "Xiaobai, my request is not exaggerated or excessive, is it?"

Xiaobai: [I don’t know, those are very basic requirements. The last time Xiaobai met a customer who wanted to be the main god of the plane directly, that was an exaggeration! ]

The main god of the plane?That person is thinking about peach? !

Song Qi was relieved, and happily submitted the order and confirmed the payment.

He is about to live a good life without being forced to be cannon fodder, and he can eat, eat and sleep as he pleases!Aww~

Xiaobai: [The retirement benefit spree will be specially customized for you soon, please wait a moment. ]

The background computing power of the fast travel system is very powerful, but within a few seconds, Song Qi's eyes were filled with white light.

He closed his eyes and did the mission so many times, he knew it was the start of teleportation.

[Ding——Successful transmission! ]

Following the prompt, Song Qi hastily opened his eyes.

The group pet tour of the richest man in the world, here I come!

However, in the next second, he felt a burst of oppressive suffocation.

"Empress, please use your strength, the child will come out soon!"

Song Qi: "???"

Song Qi: "!!!"

This 'child' who is being produced, seems to be himself? !

However, what the hell is the empress?

Soon, Song Qi was born, the air choked, he almost didn't cry, but he held back.

Jokes, he's a cool guy and can't cry.

Song Qi desperately opened his eyes.

A few heads came together.

"Congratulations empress empress, you are an elder brother!"

Although the baby's eyesight was poor, Song Qi could still vaguely see that these maids and women were all wearing flag outfits.

etc!Qing Dynasty? !

He still remembers his second requirement, which was 'no worries about baldness'.

——Men in the Qing Dynasty shave the top of their heads directly. Sure enough, they will never have any troubles in this regard, and there is nothing wrong with them at all...

What a ghost! ! !

The palace maid looked at the little elder brother with a bitter face in the mother's arms in surprise, "Why isn't the little elder brother crying?" Isn't it dumb?

She dare not say the rest, she will lose her head.

Just at this moment, the beautiful customer service Xiaobai appeared in Song Qi's mind with a sweet voice.

[It has been detected that you have received the gift package, please confirm receipt, and give the system product and Xiaobai a five-star praise, dear. ]

Song Qi remembered that he was going to be bald for the rest of his life, "Wow——"

Brother Kugai cried very loudly: "Wow wow wow..."

Only then did the maids and nuns heaved a sigh of relief in surprise, "The little elder brother has a loud voice and is very healthy. Hurry up and show it to the empress."

What Xiaobai heard was: [I want to reject it!I want to complain!I want a bad review!Aww~]

Xiaobai: [Why?What's the problem dear? ]

Little elder brother: "Wow wow wow wow..."

The empress poked his face lovingly and murmured softly: "This brat, I have lived up to my mother's hard work, huh—the KPI has finally been completed."

Song Qi, who was emotional, didn't notice what shocking words she muttered at all, and Xiao Bai only heard him yell:

[What I want is not to be bald, the point is not to worry!The point is no, yes, bald! ]

[I'm talking about tenderness!Not age, age, tenderness!Aww~]

Xiaobai: [Sorry dear, the Chinese culture is extensive and profound, it is a system calculation error.Sorry for the inconvenience caused to you, but once the products of this system are sold, they cannot be rejected. ]

The empress yawned, handed the baby to the nanny, and said perfunctorily: "I'm tired, you can deal with it."

deal with……

Everyone: "..."

Little elder brother: "Wow wow wow wow..."

The mother smiled and translated: "The little elder brother likes the empress, and he is reluctant to leave the empress."

But what Xiaobai heard was: [I want to complain!I want to defend my rights!I want a bad review!Aww~]

Xiaobai: [Dear, please calm down, Xiaobai has already fed back your question, please wait a moment...]

Hearing this, Song Qi's consciousness became more and more blurred, and finally fell into a coma.

[Suffered!It was detected that the brain capacity and mind of the host as a baby could not bear the stimulation caused by the memories written in multiple fast travels and emotional agitation, resulting in a coma. ]

Xiaobai analyzed and reported the situation again.

Soon she was instructed: Due to a calculation error in the system, a major error occurred in employee Song Qi's retirement benefits, and she is now arranging after-sales service for her.

The after-sales service is carried out by Xiaobai. She needs to bind with Song Qi, block the memory of his previous life, and slowly return the memory to him as he grows up, and compensate him for a retirement wish, and finally achieve the result of customer satisfaction.

The most important thing is to persuade Song Qi to give the system products and customer service a five-star praise after he fully recovers his memory.

……

Time flies by like a horse.

In a blink of an eye, it came to the winter month of the 17th year of Kangxi.

Before dawn broke in the sky, there was a cry of a baby in the Kunning Palace bedroom: "Wow——"

This sound was like water dripping into a boiling oil pan.

Up and down the Kunning Palace, it became lively almost in the next second.The servants got up and dressed one after another, and the dining room and tea room were quickly lit.

Outside the queen's bedroom, the servants on duty at night were waiting in full force, waiting for the queen's order to enter the hall to serve.

Inside the hall, a low curse came from the gauze tent: "Gah, brat, you woke up 10 minutes earlier than yesterday. If this continues, I will die suddenly."

Glancing at the Western clock, it was only past three o'clock in the morning!

Beside him, the milk doll as white as snow balls kicked all over the bed before opening his eyes, crying with his mouth open: "Hungry... my mother, cub, hungry... ouch~"

This was Hesheli Xiumin's nth day when she was woken up from her sleep by a milk doll who was so hungry that she lost her temper.

As soon as Yin Qi was crying and hungry, Xiu Min inhaled and exhaled, and silently recited three times: "I gave birth to me, I gave birth to me", then picked him up and called the waiter to come in.

As soon as the door opened, Xiu Min could smell the aroma of shredded chicken porridge.Yin Qi, who was crying with closed eyes in her arms, also smelled it, and the crying stopped suddenly.

"Pfft~" Xiu Min looked at her son with a funny face, only to see his big black eyes suddenly opened, washed bright with tears, so vivid and cute, so cute that she lost all temper.

Under Cao Mama's soft command, the servants dressed and washed the little master quickly and orderly, and then served him breakfast.

After three bowls of shredded chicken porridge, Yin Qi still cried out childishly that he was hungry.

But Mammy Cao didn't dare to feed him any more, the baby was only three years old, and her belly was protruding, I'm afraid it would be broken.As slaves, they can't bear the consequences.

Yinqi squished his mouth, turned around and slid down from the stool, ran back to the dormitory, got into the arms of Er Niang, who was sleeping in the cage, and held Er Niang's face with a pair of small hands, "Er Niang, hungry~ "

Yinqi was really hungry, he ate a lot, and his stomach was bulging, but he didn't feel full, and he still felt not enough and dissatisfied.

He couldn't express such a complicated feeling when he was over two years old, he would only repeat anxiously that he was hungry.

Xiu Min opened a slit of her eyes, and met Shang Zai Zai's big eyes that were full of water, and felt aggrieved if she wanted to cry or not.As soon as her heart softened, she subconsciously wanted to compromise.

Granny Cao understood her master's thoughts in seconds, and replied respectfully: "I would like to report to you, Your Highness has already used three bowls of chicken porridge, and this servant is afraid that His Highness is still young and suffers from overeating, so he must be hungry."

Xiu Min wasn't too worried, her cub has been eating a lot since she was born.

Others only need two wet nurses at most, but he needs four.

The first words he would say were not Er Niang or Ama, but 'hungry'.

Three months old staring at adults' meals and drooling.

Since the first tooth grows, I have to eat two bowls of paste every meal.

It's even worse after weaning, the little mouth babbles all day long and can't stop.

He was raised like this until he was over two years old, and he never had a single episode of overeating.The small body is strong and powerful, neither fat nor thin, only a small round face, soft and cute.

It's just that Mammy Cao's words are not unreasonable, even adults can't eat three bowls of shredded chicken porridge in one sitting.To be on the safe side, Xiu Min had no choice but to coax Zai Zai back to sleep, and promised to have breakfast with him after waking up.

"Okay." Even the mother who loved him the most disagreed, so Yinqi had no choice but to compromise.

Although he doesn't yet know what a compromise is, 'okay' is already one of his mantras.

Another mantra is 'hungry hungry'.

With tears in the corners of Yinqi's eyes, he hugged Eniang's neck and fell asleep in a half-full state.

The palace people retreated quietly, and the queen's bedroom returned to silence.

……

A few days ago, the emperor and the empress dowager set off from Tangquan Palace to return to the palace.The palace has already received the emperor's oral order, and the people in the harem do not need to greet each other.

However, on the day Sheng Jia arrived, the Empress Dowager's Palace of Mercy was very lively early in the morning.

First, the noble concubine Tong Jia and Xi concubine Niu Gulu came to the empress dowager's palace to pay their respects.

Then Concubine An, Concubine Hui and Concubine Rong got the news and took the princes and princesses to pay respects to Huang Mama.

Immediately afterwards, Yipin also went to join in the fun.

——The emperor is a filial person, and the first thing he does when he returns to the palace is to go to the Palace of Mercy and Greetings to the Empress Dowager.

Xiu Min had her breakfast, and listened to Madam Cao talking about the excitement of the Charity Palace, and said with a smile: "Then the Empress Dowager will have a good time watching it?"

In the past six months, those who have been gathering in one place, talking and fighting will be a good show.

These words are narrow...Grandma Cao didn't dare to answer, she just said: "It's rare for the Palace of Mercy to be lively, the Empress Dowager thinks she is happy."

In the Palace of Mercy.

The Empress Dowager and Concubine Shu had all the emperor's grandsons around their knees, and there was a "good show" to watch, so they were really in a good mood.

Taking a closer look, the two princes in the Queen's Palace were still missing, so the Empress Dowager beckoned for Grandma Sun to invite them.

As for the empress, since the birth of the Ninth Prince Yinqi, she has been ill at Kunning Palace, so she thinks she will not be able to come.

Just after noon, Sheng Jia returned to the palace.

Kangxi entered the palace from Shenwumen, sent the emperor's grandmother to the Palace of Compassion, and before he could stop, he came to the Palace of Compassion.

"Auspicious Khan Amma! My ministers greet Khan Amma."

As soon as he entered the door, all the princes and princesses greeted him.

Kangxi's forehead twitched, "Flat body."

After speaking, I saw a group of beautiful young women coming out of the empress dowager's hall to salute.

Among them, the most eye-catching one is the concubine Yi who is dressed in pink.

The other concubines were all respectful and courteous, but she raised her bright phoenix eyes and winked at him secretly, with a playful smile on her lips.

On weekdays, not only would Kangxi not blame her, but he would also take advantage of her freshness and agility.

But today, the Empress Dowager's illness suddenly got worse, and there were many troubles in the previous court. He was just having a headache and didn't want to come to say hello, and there were still a bunch of people blocking him here.

Kangxi frowned, and was about to get angry when his thigh was suddenly hugged.

He looked down, and saw that the little doll carved in powder and jade was looking up at him, its black eyes were big and round, and the water shone brightly, "Khan Ama~ It's beautiful, fragrant!"

Xuetuanzi's little milk voice is sweet and glutinous, and the innocent praise is the most sincere, full of admiration, Kangxi's original irritable and depressed mood was almost sweetened by him in a second.

It's like eating a bite of iced watermelon on a hot June day, which is sweet and refreshing.

As everyone knows, in Yinqi's eyes at this moment, he is full of golden dragon aura, which is fragrant and sweet, making him salivate.

But what overflowed before the saliva was the tears in the little cute baby's eyes.

"Khan Ama, I'm hungry, I'm hungry~"