[Qing] Tuan's favorite gluttonous little prince

Yinqi was hugged in Kangxi's arms, and he immediately gave Yinqi's ass twice a father's love like a mountain... the "love" that collapsed.

Yin Qi's eyes were filled with tears immediately, his small mouth was so flat that it could hang an oil pot, but he was strong enough not to let them fall off.

Kangxi was suddenly surprised: "Aren't you crying?"

Although he didn't hit very hard.

Yinqi's voice was full of tears: "Qi'er has grown up, don't cry anymore, and you can't spank her ass!"

In the afternoon, Er Niang told him that he was about to enter school, that is, when he grew up, he couldn't cry all the time.And he also decided not to call himself Zai Zai in the future, but to call himself Qi Er.

Seeing him endure like this, Kangxi felt distressed, "It's okay, you can cry when you can't help it."

Yin Qi wiped away his tears, "Huh, Qi Er is not crying, Qi Er is not a three-year-old child anymore."

Kangxi rubbed his head in relief, "Qi'er has really grown up."

But when it was bedtime, Kangxi stared at him, "Didn't you grow up? Why do you still sleep with Er Niang?"

Yinqi: "You're so old, you still want to sleep with Er Niang!"

Kangxi felt a familiar sense of déjà vu from this conversation, and the father and son seemed to have discussed this issue many times.

"Your mother-in-law is my daughter-in-law, so I can sleep with her. When you grow up and marry a daughter-in-law, you can sleep with her too."

"Then when I grow up, I will marry my mother-in-law as my daughter-in-law."

Kangxi was about to say no, when he heard Yinqi say: "And I will marry a daughter-in-law, and I will only sleep with my mother in my arms every day!"

Xiu Min was immediately delighted: "That's great, you know how to be single-minded at such a young age."

Kangxi: "..."

The nth confrontation between Kangxi and Yinqi about sleeping... was completely defeated again.

……

The next day, Yinqi came to Shang's study with a sense of freshness.

Because of Yinqi's coquettish operation, the princesses also brought their new companions to read, and the whole Shang's study room was extremely lively.

Yinfeng was speechless, the good Shangshu room was like a kindergarten for later generations, so noisy!

Prince Edward and Yinti's classroom is next door to them, and when they were studying early in the morning, they couldn't bear the noise.

Before the teacher came, Yin Hu went to the teacher's desk, knocked on the ruler, "Be quiet, the teacher hasn't come, let's preview by ourselves first."

Yinqi: "What is preview?"

"That is, before class, I first read what I will be teaching today."

"But we can't read."

"..."

Yinhu simply picked up a thousand-character essay, "Come on, you can read alone, the world is mysterious..."

Yinqi interrupted: "What do you mean?"

Yinhu: "... When the teacher teaches you to read, don't ask questions, don't speak without authorization."

"But brother prince is not a teacher."

Yin Hu: "..." Suddenly, she sympathized with the teachers who were about to teach Yin Qi.

He spoke earnestly, and emphasized the classroom discipline to Yinqi, and asked the fourth brother to watch him click, and it was time for class.

Li Kui walked in, saw the prince, and hurriedly performed the rituals of the emperor and his ministers.

This height of bending over was just right for Yinhu to pat him on the shoulder.

Yinhu patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, "If Qi'er is too naughty, you can take it easy. If it's really not good, you can tell Gu."

Li Wei: "..."

You Yinhu emphasized classroom discipline in advance, and Li Wei's first class went relatively smoothly.

Yinqi likes to ask 'what do you mean', he said, he will explain it after he has read "Thousand Characters" familiarly.

However, when he took the princes and princesses to read the first hundred characters of "Thousand Characters" in the second quarter, Yin Qi quit.

"I already know it, why do I still have to read it? It's so boring!"

"You know it?" Li Wei expressed his disbelief, "Then please ask the fifth elder brother to read it alone."

Yin Qi has a good memory. Although he is illiterate, he really memorized the first hundred characters verbatim.

Li Wei was secretly surprised, and asked the other princes and princesses if they could recite it?

Everyone shook their heads to say no, and even the fourth elder brother Yinfeng followed suit.

"Since that's the case, Fifth Brother, you still have to read it together with everyone. Only when everyone is familiar with it can we proceed to the next step of teaching."

"I don't want~"

"Then what do you want?"

"I'll go out to play, and I'll come back to learn when everyone catches up with me!"

Li Jie: "No, there is no rule without rules. To enter school, you must sit in the classroom and listen to the lectures."

Yinfeng felt sorry for Li Wei, so he uttered a voice to help: "Qi'er, did you forget the prince's brother's explanation?"

Yin Qi sat back with his mouth shut, and continued to read without a soul.

During the recess, he slipped into the South Study Room, "Khan Ama, the teacher is teaching too slowly!"

When Kangxi saw him, his eyebrows jumped, "What's wrong?"

Yin Qi talked about the conversation with Li Kui, and how he felt extremely bored.

Kangxi: "..."

The teacher hasn't come to complain yet, but you came first.

Kangxi thought for a while, "How about this, Khan Ama will teach you how to write, if you feel bored after a while, Khan Ama will allow you to practice calligraphy by yourself instead of following along."

Kangxi patiently taught him the posture of holding the brush, and taught him to write the word "Heaven" stroke by stroke.

"If you can write one hundred 'day' characters today, Khan Ama will reward you."

Yin Qi came alive, "What reward?"

"Hmm..." Kangxi looked around, pointed at the antique inkstone on his desk, and said with a smile, "I'll give you this as a reward."

Seeing Yinqi's disgusted expression, Kangxi said, "This is worth more than a hundred gold ingots."

Yinqi changed his face in seconds: "Thank you Khan Ama!"

Although this black and not mid-winter thing is not good-looking, he can sell it for a good-looking one.

Yinqi learned how to write the word '天', and returned to the classroom. He was already late at this time, but Li Qi didn't dare to say anything, so he just asked him to go back to his seat, so as not to disturb other people, and continued to lead the reading.

Xiu Min was quite satisfied with Yinqi's first day of class, but the child has been practicing calligraphy since he came back.

She asked Yinfeng, and she was even more relieved to know that the teacher hadn't taught writing or assigned homework.

Kangxi also asked Li Que about the performance of the princes and princesses in the South Study Room. Li Que was naturally full of praise, and all of them were clever and highly savvy.

"How about fifth elder brother?"

Li Wei paused, "Fifth elder brother is indeed extremely talented, and he learns faster than everyone else, but he can't sit still."

Kangxi smiled and said to several Yinqi's teachers: "The fifth elder brother is indeed a little naughty, you don't have to cover it up for him, I allow you to control him more, the most important thing is to teach him filial piety and the principles of life .”

Li Qi and the others breathed a sigh of relief.

It's just that at night when the lights are on, Yin Qi is still writing, writing slower and slower, rubbing his wrists from time to time, Xiu Min feels distressed.

"Qi'er, you already know how to write this character, practice again tomorrow, don't hurt your eyes."

Yin Qi stopped and rubbed his eyes, "Emiang, have you counted for Qi Er, how many have you written?"

Xiu Min picked up those crooked characters, counted them together with Madam Cao, and was shocked, "There are 66 characters!"

Yinqi asked: "A hundred characters, how many short?"

"It's still 34 short, do you want to write a hundred words?"

Yin Qi nodded.

Xiu Min advised him: "Let's write it tomorrow."

"No, Khan Ama said that if I write a hundred characters today, I will be rewarded with a hundred ingots of gold."

Xiu Min: "...how can anyone teach children like this, you are still so young, didn't a hundred words mean to tire you out?"

Xiu Min originally disapproved of Yin Qi learning to read and write at such a young age, and now she is even more angry.

She went directly to Qianqing Palace, "Your Majesty, my concubine thinks that the setting of enlightenment classes for princes is unreasonable."

Kangxi, who was approving the memorial, twitched his temples, "What's Qi Er doing again?"

As soon as the moth came out, he thought of Yinqi.

"You still have the nerve to say, you let Yinqi, a child who is less than three years old and just knows how to hold a pen, write a hundred words a day, are you child abuse?"

"Uh..." Kangxi felt a little guilty, "A hundred words, is it difficult?"

He remembered that when he was four years old, he could already write more than 100 words a day.

Xiu Min: "Of course, his eyes are also red, and his hands are so numb that he can hardly lift them up!"

Kangxi showed guilt: "I was careless, I went to see him."

"No need," Xiu Min said, "I'm here to discuss with you about the children's curriculum."

An hour later, the queen took the valuable inkstone and left.

Back at Kunning Palace, she announced to the Yinqi brothers: "In the future, you will shorten each class to three incense sticks, and you will have a one-stick break between classes. And the course will be changed to read-only and not forced to recite. Calligraphy, do not hold a pen to write, calligraphy class is changed to tell history and tell stories."

Yinqi: "Tell a story? That's great!"

Yinfeng: "...Er Niang is mighty."

Xiu Min smiled and said, "What's more, there are five days of classes and two days off, and one of the five days must be an outdoor class."

Yinqi: "What is an outdoor course?"

Xiu Min: "It's just sports, playing. Or going outside the palace to experience life."

Yinqi: "Great~ I can go out of the palace to play!"

Yinfeng: "...Er Niang is mighty."

Covering your face, it really turned into a kindergarten.

Soon, Yin Qi asked another question: "What if Qi Er still feels bored in class?"

Xiu Min: "Then you also have to abide by the classroom discipline. You remember quickly, but that's just a short memory. You have to read it until you can recite it and understand it, then it will really become something you know, and you will never forget it."

What Er Niang said to the teacher clearly meant the same thing, but Yinqi just felt that what Er Niang said was easier to accept, so he was willing to listen.

Xiu Min gave him the inkstone and educated him: "Your motivation for studying is wrong. You should study for knowledge, not for money."

"Then what is the purpose of learning knowledge?"

"For understanding, for learning skills."

"If you understand the truth, why do you learn the skills?"

"...in order to be useful."

"Why be a useful person?"

Xiu Min: "..."

Suddenly I felt that it was wise to send him to school.

"You can ask the teacher tomorrow after class, my mother is tired and going to sleep."

On the second day, Yin Qi came back from the school and said to Xiu Min: "Emiang, today's teacher is Mrs. Dolittle. He answered Qi Er's questions and became a useful person in order to display his ambition and settle down."

"Yes."

"Qi'er's ambition is to make money and eat delicious food, and to live and live, don't you still have to make money? So, isn't studying ultimately to make money? Why can't I skip the middle and just make money?"

Xiumin: "???"

Xiu Min had a headache and was confused by reasoning, and he said seriously: "Because, if you skip the middle part of reasoning and learning skills, you will be beaten, and you won't be able to resist."

Yinqi was shocked: "Really?!"

Xiu Min: "Think about it, every time you use unreasonable reasoning against you, Khan Ama, do you have to be beaten? Is there no way to resist?"

Yinqi digested it for a long time, and suddenly realized: "So Er Niang, I learned reason so that I can use 'righteousness' to deal with Khan Ama, and I learned skills so that I can beat Khan Ama?"

Xiumin: "???"