School Grass Meets Her Husband

After Xiao Yu heard this, she had a lot of questions in her mind.The man who could put down his posture and teasingly call him husband when they were together was the first to contact him at this moment was his good friend.Xiao Yu couldn't help but reflect, is it because her ability is too weak that she is not worth relying on?

When Xiao Yu went downstairs alone, she checked her phone repeatedly, but there was no message.

After putting on the mask brought from Xu You, Xiao Yu was not recognized again.

Wearing earphones, he wandered back and forth in front of the dormitory where the two of them lived. Just in time for the students to finish their classes, many people went downstairs with kettles to fetch water.

Xiao Yu smiled slightly, remembering a rather interesting incident at that time.

At that time, there was a "pot-stealing madman", who often liked to take away other people's full water bottles. Unfortunately, Xiao Yu was repeatedly tricked, and finally dared not put the water bottle downstairs.

But for a money addict like Xiao Yu, the loss of a few water bottles can be regarded as a "huge sum". He threatened in the dormitory that he would never let that brazen thief go!

One day he pulled the mosquitoes, forcibly commandeered his water bottle, put it in the most conspicuous position, and then hid himself.

In order to catch the thief, Xiao Yu even skipped evening class, staring at the kettle without blinking.

After squatting for three hours, my feet became numb and I couldn't feel it. The water bottles were lifted all over the place, and there were only less than six or seven water bottles left there.

Xiao Yu thought it was over, and was about to stand up and go back to the dormitory.If you don't go back, you will be locked up.

At this time, a tall and straight figure walked leisurely from not far away.

Of course Xiao Yu recognized that it was Xia Zichen's shadow, he was hesitant to say hello, when he saw Xia Zichen holding a professional book, keeping his head down and just walking.

Xiao Yu hid back in the shadow of the small tree he had just hidden in, ready to scare Xia Zichen when he wasn't paying attention!

Xia Zichen has been concentrating on the textbook without raising his eyes. He weighed the other thermoses, but they were all empty, until a green thermos full of water fell on Xia Zichen's "magic claws". Xia Zichen took it away lightly.

Xiao Yu was dumbfounded... He never thought that the high-cold student council president was actually a thief! ! !

With this realization, Xiao Yu suddenly felt more excited than angry, and he couldn't wait to go back to the dormitory to share the news!Then taunt this hypocrite on the forum!

etc!Should there be pictures and the truth?I was shocked today and forgot to take a picture.

So Xiao Yu smiled low-key all night with the corners of his mouth turned up, and the next day he did the same thing, hiding there and waiting for Xia Zichen to throw himself into the trap!

Sure enough, Xia Zichen almost came back on the "last train" for bedtime, maintaining the same procedure as yesterday.

Xiao Yu's heart was already clamoring wildly, and his hands even trembled from time to time because he was holding back his laughter.

The recording function has already been turned on, now you can't escape!Letting you steal my human figure stand is indeed a habitual offender!

Gradually, Xia Zichen's slender fingers lifted the kettle that Xiao Yu had specially marked yesterday, and Xiao Yu's eyes widened in excitement.

Pick it up!gone!One step, two steps, three steps!

Wait...the kettle is put back!

Xiao Yu's hand holding the phone trembled, almost dropping the phone to the ground.

Put it back?What kind of operation is this!

I saw that Xia Zichen still didn't look up, and went to weigh other water bottles, and finally mentioned a full bottle, he still didn't even look at it, and directly carried it upstairs!

Although he doesn't know who the unlucky guy is today, Xiao Yu still feels that he has got the "exclusive", and he plans to "process" it with software when he goes back, so that it will be more exciting!

The next day, a HOT post appeared on the campus forum.

There was no class in the afternoon, Xiao Yu couldn't wait to open the post after eating, and scrolled down happily.

But the more you scroll down, the more wrong Xiao Yu's expression becomes, and in the end it becomes unnaturally distorted!

He was the one who posted the post, exposing the dignified chairman's sneaky "yuppie", but except for the melon-eating crowd in the first few rows, the latter was almost one-sided, calling the host an idiot! ! !

Disagreeing with Shabi: Where did this rookie come from?In order to facilitate the life of the president, the seniors of President Xia’s support club know that he doesn’t have time to fetch water after evening self-study, so they take turns fetching water for him every day. They don’t have any common sense, and they’re still messing around with BBS?

Xiao Yufeng Sinopec.....Where the hell is this brain-dead fan club! ! !

Later, Xiao Yu learned unwillingly that it was true.

Xia Zichen didn't have a water bottle at all, and when he came back from self-study every night, only the water bottle given to him by the backup was full and hadn't been picked up yet, so he took it for granted and went upstairs without any guilt.

Xiao Yu once snarled and asked him: "Didn't I just forget to bring up the water bottle four or five times, and you let me go! Look at which girl will paste my picture all over the water bottle!!!"

Xia Zichen glanced at him at that time, and said calmly, "If you don't forget, I will take it away? You gave others a chance, but shouldn't you reflect on yourself instead?"

Xiao Yu continued to roar: "What kind of theory is this!"

Xia Zichen leaned comfortably on the chair, and slightly raised the corners of his mouth: "The robber theory! For example, if a woman shows off her diamonds every day and is targeted by robbers, do you want to blame the police for not protecting her 24 hours a day?"

Although he was full of fallacies and heresies, Xiao Yu couldn't say a single rebuttal, he could only vomit blood, and in the end he was so angry that he went on strike and refused to come to the student union.

Until the year of graduation, all the things that should be given away were given away. When Xiao Yu went to Xia Zichen's dormitory, he saw his ostentatious human-shaped stand board, which was covered with his photos. Some of them were of different colors, like The wind and rain have faded the color.

In the photo, Xiao Yu was posing with a shameful poss, which made Xiao Yu extremely embarrassed.

He thought about it, but never thought of where these photos were taken.Turning around, several thermos pots were neatly placed under the bed, and each pot had some uneven color patches on its body.

Xiao Yu is not stupid, and immediately thought of the thing about throwing away the thermos.

When Xia Zichen came out of the bathroom, Xiao Yu was gnashing his teeth eagerly.

"Everyone has stolen goods!" Xiao Yu pointed at the bed angrily, and then pointed at the human-shaped stand.

Xia Zichen ignored it directly and walked around Xiao Yu, but Xiao Yu grabbed his arm.

"Explain clearly! You are a pot thief!" Xiao Yu said with three points of anger and seven points of complacency.

Xia Zichen suddenly had an evil smile at the corner of his mouth, Xia Zichen's body trembled from the laughter, always feeling that something bad was about to happen.

Following Xia Zichen's gaze, he saw the human-shaped standing sign, and took a closer look, and found that the photos that were removed from the water bottle were pasted on... the key parts below!

Xiao Yu's face instantly turned red, and Xia Zichen's smile became more obscene ####Happy New Year, babies!Thank you for your support in 2017!May everyone have a smooth career, a smooth study, and all wishes come true!Today is also the last Wanchang, I hope you all have a happy New Year!There may be two updates starting tomorrow, and it will be over soon, thank you everyone!Those who want to lose weight after the next year remember to read "Xiao Gong Eats Meat Every Night" oh~ mua!