School Grass Meets Her Husband

After hearing his proposal, the monkey closed his mouth mechanically, silently picked up the phone and placed it on the table, and clicked on the screen...

Only two seconds later, Xiao Yu roared frantically: "What the hell are you doing!" Said that he took a few steps back and knocked down the scattered reference books on the desk behind him.

"No, didn't you want to be together?" Monkey said aggrievedly.

Xiao Yu's face was flushed red, and she pointed at the phone with her index finger shaking for a while, speechless.

Monkey sent a disdainful look over, and honestly turned to continue enjoying the "action movie".

Xiao Yu: Is he despising me?He just looks down on calcium tablets and even despises me!

In order to catch his breath, Xiao Yu raised his neck, moved a bench and put it next to the monkey with a "bang", looking righteous and awe-inspiring, but he didn't dare to look at the screen, and the back of his ear was hot as if smoking.

5 minutes later......

Xiao Yu: "Fuck, there is still such an operation..."

Monkey: "Don't you often see it? This is very common."

Xiao Yu: Brother Hou, you are the old driver!

8 minutes later......

Xiao Yu: "It will hurt to death!"

Monkey: "Small, it's not that big."

Xiao Yu: Brother Hou, what have you been through to say such words so calmly...

15 minutes later......

Xiao Yu directly clicked the exit button.

The monkey was a little anxious: "What the hell are you doing, you're just getting excited!"

Xiao Yu scratched at her hair vigorously: "No, you all watch this kind of thing?"

The monkey was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized: "Oh~ Brother Yu doesn't think it's exciting enough? Don't worry, I still have it. I'll find it for you later."

Xiao Yu pulled away the monkey's paw stretching towards the phone, and shouted: "Look for the wool! Don't look at it, don't look at it!"

The monkey gave a "cut", and this time the contempt was even more thorough.

Following the monkey's contemptuous gaze, Xiao Yu moved to her lower body, and found something extraordinary, and immediately grabbed the towel hanging beside the bed to try to cover it!Then I felt sick again and threw the towel away quickly.

Tears welled up in Xiao Yu's heart: Why are you so disappointing!Is it time for you to show up!

Monkey asked with a lewd smile, "Brother Yu, who did you miss just now?"

Xiao Yu panicked, but he thought of someone, a genius who was indifferent before him, but a guy with a black stomach in front of his family.He even thought of the few days in the hot spring, when the two were close to each other... Wouldn't it be great if he had seen this earlier?Is it possible to give Xia Zichen to...

Xiao Yu shook her head vigorously, saving herself from the unrealistic fantasies.How could such a proud son of heaven be willing to lie under him.

"Who must you be thinking about!" Monkey said firmly this time.

Xiao Yu was told what was on his mind, and he was even more flustered, but then his lowered eyes glanced at the monkey's lower body, and he immediately leaned over with a gossiping face: "Who do you want? I think you are also very active."

Xiao Yu originally thought that the monkey would be "shy" for a while, but he didn't expect his face to darken instantly, and a touch of sadness crept up his brows.

Xiao Yu's clever brain is going around a thousand times, how can a roommate of a semester analyze a clue?Who is the one?

After excluding the candidates one by one, Xiao Yu came to an amazing conclusion, and asked uncertainly: "You, you don't like Feifei, do you? His beautiful man like a porcelain doll is easy to make people fall in love with. But I think he and Brother Lun are doing well, and you really have no chance."

Listening to Xiao Yu's logical analysis, it became more and more outrageous, and the monkey wanted to roll his eyes.

"No! How could it be Feifei!" the monkey said angrily.

Xiao Yu rolled his eyes and came to a bolder conclusion: "I'm not a student, right?"

The monkey said nothing.

Xiao Yu was basically sure: "It's the teacher, our professional teacher? It's Teacher Mei!"

When the monkey heard the word "Teacher Mei", it seemed as if the switch on his body had been pulled, and he shook violently, then lowered his head lower.

Xiao Yu was also shocked by this shocking conclusion.

Xiao Yu: Brother Hou usually does his studies quietly, but what he wants to do is not to study, but to be a teacher!This is so crazy, not only gay, but also a teacher-student relationship...

Xiao Yu raised his hand, looked at the right hand that pushed the door and twitched it twice!It's all your fault!

The monkey was surprised: "Brother Yu, what are you doing!"

Xiao Yu quickly waved his hands to explain: "No, I didn't discriminate against you, I..."

At this moment, Xiao Yu wanted to bite his tongue and commit suicide!I usually have a brilliant tongue, but today my tongue is always at odds with my mouth!

The monkey sat back to its original position without giving up, and said nothing.

Xiao Yu was at a loss as if he had done something wrong.

After a while, Xiao Yu dryly found a topic: "Hehe, what a coincidence, we are all gay in our dormitory, except for me, we are all gay."

Xiao Yu: I should kill myself...

With a sound of "噗嗤", Xiao Yu heard the monkey laugh.

"Brother Yu, you are right. The other two pairs are aboveboard. Why can't I? I can't be sneaky anymore. I want to use my own way to pursue Teacher Mei openly!" With a decadent temperament, his eyes are piercing.

He walked over and patted Xiao Yu's shoulder with both hands: "Thank you for encouraging me, Brother Yu!"

Until Xiao Yu heard the "snap" of the door closing, she still couldn't recover.

Xiao Yu: Did I encourage him?Where did he see it!Do I count this as helping the evildoers...

Xiao Yu lay on the bed in a daze, doubting her life, and picked up her mobile phone to browse boredly.

It was pushed on the homepage, and it was the "Glory of the King" section he often goes to. A popular post with more than 5000 likes was placed on the top, and there was an eye-catching headline floating on it: The courtyard flower is personally certified, the school grass is undoubtedly gay, and there is a hammer There is truth, quick look!

Xiao Yu thought about it carefully, this school grass is referring to herself, right?My gay hammer, why don't I know about it?

Xiao Yu clicked on it, and almost smashed the phone in the face with trembling hands. If the post didn't mention it, he might have forgotten that Li Ying, the flower of the music department...

The host claimed to be Li Ying's roommate, and he described the scene of Li Ying being rejected by Xiao Yu that day with eloquence. It was really sad for those who saw it, and tears for those who heard it!It's a pity that there are all rotten girls here, and only everyone is happy.

The poster cited all kinds of evidence, and came to a conclusion illogically: I don’t want such a beautiful department flower, what kind of attribute can the school grass be if it’s not gay?

Xiao Yu sat up from the bed angrily, turned down, and all applauded the landlord's "exquisite reasoning", and then the inertia of the building turned into a debate about who is the real CP of the school grass.

Xiao Yu slapped the bed a few times angrily: "Gay, your sister! I'm going to find a flower girl right now!"

Just as Xiao Yu was furrowing her brows, a phone call came in.

Just as Xiao Yu opened his mouth to say something, he heard a sunny and healthy voice shouting: "Xiao Yu, are you free? I invite you to eat!"

Xiao Yu turned from anger to joy after hearing this, and agreed to the other party's invitation with a smile.

If you really have nowhere to look after you have broken through the iron shoes, it will take no effort to get it.