Since ancient times, the king of sword repair

At night, I sat cross-legged on the bed in the hotel room.

It's [-]:[-], and I finally finished refining the twenty Qingjing pills that Ning Ran gave me half an hour ago.

Now my hands are cold and my feet are cold, and my heart is still like water. I am very confident that even if the Great Elder dances in front of me naked, I will never have a nosebleed.

I stood up and walked towards the Great Elder's room.

I raised my hand and knocked on the door, and the voice of the Great Elder came from inside the door: "Come in."

I pushed the door open and stepped in.I saw the Great Elder standing in front of the bed, smiling very nicely, and said to me: "Master, come here."

……

I suddenly felt a little hot in my nose.

I mumbled: "Elder, Great Elder, what are you going to do?"

The Great Elder smiled again, and said to me, "Come here."

I don't think so.

But my body moved before my reason, and I walked towards the Great Elder step by step.

Fang Qinghe, you are not a gentleman!

When I walked in front of the Great Elder, I was short of breath, and I said, "The Great Elder..."

The Great Elder suddenly turned sideways and let out the bed behind him: "Look."

I subconsciously looked at the bed, and found that the bed turned out to be a formation made of spirit stones.

Up three down four, left three right four, the three spirit stones in the middle are triangular and emitting a slight fluorescence.

"This is... the teleportation array"

"Yes." The Great Elder took my hand and said, "Follow me."

He pulled hard and pulled me into the formation.

A blue light flashed in front of my eyes, and when I opened my eyes again, the scenery in front of me had changed.

This is……

I was actually in the auditorium of the school, standing on the stage where I spoke to the students on the day I left customs.

The lights in the auditorium were not turned on, but the audience was brightly lit. I saw the students holding small lights in their hands and looking at me in unison.

Then the students shouted—

"Headmaster, happy birthday!"

Today, today is my birthday!

I looked back at the elder in surprise.

The great elder still held my hand, he saw me looking at him, and smiled: "If you say you are smart, you even forgot your own birthday; but if you say you are stupid, you can feel that I am avoiding you these days." looking at you."

Now I understand it all.It turned out that the Great Elder didn't let me into his room these days, and always avoided me, because there was a teleportation array in the room, and he was secretly preparing for my birthday.

The students cheered and gathered around: "Principal, look at that cake! We made it for you with our own hands!"

I followed the direction pointed by the students and looked towards a prototype object as big as three people hugging each other: "This big cake is a cake"

The students roared with laughter.

A male student held a bag of things in his hand and asked me: "Principal, how old are you this year? I will put candles in."

I subconsciously said: "One thousand and twenty-one years old."

students:"……"

The male student inserted 21 candles on his own, and said to himself in confusion: "It's strange, our principal looks quite young, why does he always like to play tricks that only old antiques like to play?"

I:"……"

I was brought to the cake by the students, and the students told me to close my eyes and make a wish.

I glanced at the Great Elder, then closed my eyes.

I dare not be greedy, I just made the most simple wish.

I hope that the Great Elder and I will get rich! ! !

As soon as I opened my eyes, a piece of cake flew towards me.

I dodged to avoid it, and then looked at the student who threw cream at me: "What kind of sneak attack are you doing!"

I meant to question him, but in the next second everyone scooped up a piece of cream and wiped it towards my face, I frowned and quickly avoided them one by one.

The students stomped their feet anxiously: "Principal! Don't hide!"

I said coldly: "If you want to sneak attack, how can I not hide?"

In the end, the whole piece of cake was hollowed out by the students, and I hid all the cream, and the students nestled in the corner and shed tears of grievance.

A male student collapsed and threw himself at the elder's feet, complaining with blood and tears: "Director, look at him!!! How can hiding cream on birthdays is the same as practicing qinggong in martial arts movies!!!!"

Great Elder: "..."

The Great Elder looked helpless, and he said, "You can't let them go"

Why!

The elder gave the student a consoling look, then dipped his fingertips on a piece of cream from the wall behind him, and approached me.

The Great Elder said: "Sect Leader, don't move."

In fact, the Great Elder didn't need to speak at all, he walked towards me, even if what he held in his hand was not cream but feces, I would never move.

Great Elder: "..."

Great Elder: "...Fang Qinghe, tell me clearly, who wants to take the excrement?"

The author has something to say: Classmate Xiaofang, who is about a thousand years old, is determined not to let others play games

就是这么直男感谢在2021-07-1611：59：52～2021-07-1711：55：34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Xiqu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!