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"Bam—"

Unprepared, Osamu Dazai was pushed by the objects driven by the sudden surge of abilities from Lin Zetian's body, and he slammed into the door behind him.

"Dazai, are you alright!"

Nakahara Chuya subconsciously wanted to use his powers to stop him, but after hearing Osamu Dazai groan, he said in pain: "No, Chuya, you can't use powers, it will directly produce a singularity .If the pollution is induced again, it will be a big problem.”

"What!" Nakahara Chuya suddenly relieved his strength in surprise, and then followed in the footsteps of Osamu Dazai.

However, compared to Osamu Dazai, Nakahara was also prepared to put his hands against the cabinet, and then when his back touched the door panel, he pushed the cabinet to the side with a deft strength with both hands.

"What should we do now?" Chuya Nakahara turned his head and asked Osamu Dazai, "You have never been very capable?"

"There is only one way." Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at Chuya Nakahara, and raised his right index finger, "It's up to you whether you can do it or not."

"Could it be... dirty?" Chuya Nakahara stared at Osamu Dazai with an ugly face, and asked in an obscure tone.

Osamu Dazai turned his head to the other side speechlessly: "Don't you admit that you are a slug, are you so brainless?" Osamu Dazai whispered, "It's said that the ability can't be used anymore."

"Cough, tell me quickly!" Nakahara Chuya also came to his senses at this time, he coughed dryly, then pulled off Dazai's collar, raised his other hand high, facing Dazai's cheek , "Otherwise I will beat you."

"Sure enough, he is a little guy who can only be violent." Osamu Dazai complained in a low voice, before Nakahara Chuya's fist fell, and spit out the method, "You can try to wake up Lin Jun with the tone of your mother."

"What?" Chuya Nakahara looked into Osamu Dazai's eyes stiffly, trying to find a hint of a joke in them.Then he remembered that the guy in front of him was also Lin Jun's father, and asked, "Why me and not you?"

"Chuya, have you forgotten that I in that world is dead, dead~oh~" Osamu Dazai wriggled his whole body and reminded in an unreasonable manner, "And you gave birth to Mr. Lin, and you gave birth to Mr. Lin... And bring up his mother, mom~ mom~ oh~"

"You bastard!" Nakahara was also irritated by Dazai's appearance, he swung his fist violently, but barely stopped in front of Dazai's chest, "If it doesn't work, give me Wash your neck and wait!"

On the other hand, Osamu Dazai showed no signs of fear, still smiling brightly and heartlessly.

But if you observe carefully, you can see his nervous expression from his bright kite-colored eyes.

Perhaps, Zhongyuanzhong could see it, so it stopped at this last moment.

"Mr. Lin, wake up." Zhong Yuanzhong also took a few steps forward, trying to exchange Zetian Lin, "Mr. Lin, it's all right, it's all right... Mom, mom is here, mom has driven the bad guys away .”

Lin Zetian, who had already fallen into a deep memory, did not respond to Chuya Nakahara, but followed Chuya Nakahara to look at Osamu Dazai behind him.

"Kill you, kill you..." Lin Ze Tian looked at Osamu Dazai with killing intent all over his body, "I'm going to kill you..."

Zhongyuan Zhongye's heart skipped a beat, he frowned and said solemnly: "Mr. Lin!"

Perhaps the sound of "Mr. Lin" reminded Ze Tianlin of something, and he paused in his forward steps, then retracted his steps, tilting his head to look at Zhongya Zhongyuan.

"Mom?" Ze Tianlin asked suspiciously, "Mom is so young, she looks a bit masculine."

The veins on Zhongyuan Zhongye's forehead twitched, but he could only suppress his irritability and continued to comfort him: "... Lin Jun, be good, come to mom."

Ze Tianlin's original momentum towards Osamu Dazai seemed to have been diverted a bit. He lowered his head and pondered for a long time as if thinking about a problem, and then suddenly said: "You are not a mother, you are a father!"

Even in Zhongyuan, he thought that Lin Zetian had returned to normal, and was turning his head to look at Osamu Dazai.

Zetian Linyu was not surprised and said endlessly: "Mom has undergone a transformation operation, so she became a father!" Then she was distressed, "Then I will have a new mother? Then should I leave? away from home?"

"What are you thinking about all day long!" Zhong Yuanzhong didn't hold back, and slapped Ze Tianlin hard on the head, "I'm your father, I haven't changed my gender!"

"Puhaha..." Osamu Dazai, who endured and endured, finally couldn't hold back and fell to the ground clutching his stomach and laughing, "Chuya, when did you change your gender, hahaha..."

And Ze Tianlin's originally diverted attention was also re-diverted.

"This bastard is looking for trouble." Zhong Yuan also cursed in a low voice, and then said in the same tone as he just said, "Mr. Lin, do you still remember, he is father, Osamu Dazai."

Probably the word Dazai Osamu triggered some kind of switch, Ze Tianlin's aura around him this time made people even more frightened.

"As expected of your child, Chuya, the destructive power is stronger than yours." Dazai Zhizhi was not at all interested in being targeted by his own child, and he pointed to the riddled surroundings with interest. , "I just don't know how much Zhongye you will pay after the end."

"Oh, don't worry, it's not enough. Selling you to the Red King will definitely be enough compensation." Zhongyuan Zhong also anxiously avoided the stones and other bits and pieces that were constantly being shot at them, and at the same time he did not forget to leave. He asked in a low voice, "What's the matter, why did something go wrong when your name was mentioned! You are trying to figure out a way, I have a bad feeling."

"How do I know." Osamu Dazai shrugged, dodging relaxedly, but his tight eyebrows showed his uneasiness, "Why don't you try again, Mama Chuya?"

"Get out." Zhong Yuan Zhong also replied with a bad face, and then walked in the direction of Ze Tianlin.

"Try another name this time." Osamu Dazai's eyes flickered, and he didn't know what to think of, "For example, Lin Dazai or Lin Zhongyuan."

Nakahara also immediately understood Dazai Osamu's meaning, "If one goes wrong and gets out of control, can you stop it?"

"Try it, I want to know what's going on." Osamu Dazai still proposed, "If you don't know the root cause of his loss of control, what if he loses control again without us knowing? Can you guarantee his safety? By then, the first one that won't let him go is the Supernatural Secret Service Division."

After thinking in silence for a moment, Nakahara Chuya finally nodded in agreement, "Rin Dazai, wake me up and see what you look like now."

Ze Tianlin paused when he heard this familiar yet unfamiliar name. The floating ability made everything in the room levitate.

It's just that in his current state, he really doesn't have much sense of belonging to the name "Dazai Lin", so after a brief pause, the floating whirring thing shot towards the two of them like a bullet.

"Zhongyuan Lin!" Zhongyuan Zhong also saw that the title "Dazai Lin" was unsuccessful, so he changed another name, "Mom is here."

If at the beginning, Nakahara Chuya still couldn't say the title of "mother", then he has completely let go of it now.

He suddenly softened his brows and eyes, and said with an extremely gentle expression: "Zhong Yuanlin, don't be afraid, mom is here to save you two."

"Mom—Mom—help me, I hurt so much, I hurt so much!" Lin Zetian, no, should be called Lin Zhongyuan now. After hearing what Chuya Zhongya said, Lin Zhongyuan seemed to have found someone to rely on Backer, curled up shyly in the corner, then pointed vigilantly in the direction of Osamu Dazai, "That's him, that person, he pretended to be father, he lied to me, he even has father's supernatural powers. The needles hurt me so much..."

After Zhongyuan Zhong also heard Zhongyuan Lin's incoherent cries, his heart almost melted. He didn't know what happened in that world, but from his words and deeds, it was easy to tell that he was born at a very young age. Something went wrong.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also sighed, he looked at Zhong Yuan Lin cautiously, under the nervous gaze of the other party, he walked over slowly, and then hugged him.

"Don't worry, Mom has already defeated the bad guy, he won't come to hurt us Lord Lin anymore."

The little beast, who seemed to be licking the wound alone after being injured, lay down in the arms of the "mother" and cried out "whimpering".

While crying, he said aggrievedly: "Why didn't you come to save me earlier, why didn't you find out that something happened to me earlier! I'm in so much pain, I was just forced to wake up, and I suffered such a terrible injury, Mom, I'm in so much pain."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry Mr. Lin. It's all mother's fault." Nakahara Nakahara gently comforted Nakahara Lin's back, and at the same time, after looking at Dazai Osamu calmly, he asked without a trace, "Lin Jun can tell mom why you were cheated by him? Our Lin Jun is obviously such a smart child, did he use some special means?"

"I don't know." Zhong Yuanlin looked at a certain place in the void with a blank expression, "He said that he is not dead, everything is to give me a surprise, and then he took me around to play and showed me him A photo with you. Then...then when I pointed out that the mother in the photo was the wrong gender, he suddenly changed his face, and..."

"Chuya, come quickly!" Before Lin Zhongyuan finished speaking, Osamu Dazai hurried over with a look of horror, trying to catch Lin Zhongyuan.

"Dirty!" Nakahara Nakaya, who had been paying attention to Zhong Yuanlin, exclaimed, "How could that be! Why did you use filth so suddenly!"

At this moment, whether it was the kings who gathered on the academy island, Gakafis who was eating ramen, or Saiki Kusuo who was enjoying the delicious coffee jelly, they were basking in the sun in Yokohama. , Natsume Soseki, who was eating small dried fish, looked in the direction of Zhenme Town at the same time.

I saw that the sky over there suddenly became obscure, and the dark clouds blocked the sky and blocked the sun.

But in the eyes of ordinary people, it was just that the sky was suddenly covered by clouds.

"It's troublesome, this will make the two gods face each other! It also caused such a special state." Kusuo Saiki, who was biting the coffee jelly, complained dissatisfied, "Obviously I am just an ordinary person, but I have to do it every time. On the road to save the world.

Especially the power system in this world is still so complicated.The slate, the seven, the 'book', if any one goes wrong, it will cause a big natural disaster..."

Although Kusuo Saiki complained, he still stood up. After hesitating again and again, he put the last two mouthfuls of coffee jelly in his mouth and then teleported to the second floor of the HOMRA bar in the next second.

"I knew it would be you." Saiki Kusuo saw that after entering the filthy state, Zhongyuan Zhong was also forced into the filthy state, and he used the power of time and space irrationally to wreak havoc on the surrounding area. environment.

And Nakahara Chuya, who completely lost consciousness once he entered the "filthy" state, laughed wildly and used the gravity factor to wreak havoc on the entire Zhenme Town.

"Tsk, it really ruined the terrible father and son." Saiki Kusuo looked at Osamu Dazai who was leaning on the side and panting heavily, "Hey, do you want my help?"

"What price?" Osamu Dazai reluctantly sat down, then tilted his head and looked at the boy who had met once.

Osamu Dazai smiled and waited for Saiki Kusuo's request, "Save them, tell me about Mr. Lin, and I can agree to any of your requests."

"Hey~ You adults are the heart, you can clearly see that I won't make any excessive demands, but you still tell me that on purpose." Saiki Kusuo moved away from Dazai in disgust, "However, because of your relationship with this guy For the sake of being very unusual, I agree to you. However, you must supply me with coffee jelly for a week, no, a month!"

"Okay, after we're done, one year's coffee jelly will be fine." Osamu Dazai happily agreed.

A Year of Coffee Jelly!Saiki Kusuo's eyes lit up, although he didn't like Dazai Osamu, but at this moment he was very satisfied with Dazai Osamu's "on the road".

When Saiki Kusuo used the ability to turn back the time of the local things in this area until Lin Zetian fell into a coma, except Dazai Osamu who was still leaning against the corner, everyone else, even Lin Zetian, had already fallen asleep with a ruddy complexion. .

"What's going on? Who are you?" Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at his hands blankly, "Why did I have the feeling of using 'dirty' just now?"

"As expected of a gravity user who is known as the ceiling of force, he has a very keen sense." Saiki Kusuo looked at Chuya Nakahara curiously, "People in another world love you very much, and they often treat you like that." Your ex-partners form CP."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was nothing at first, also heard the last sentence, his face was ugly as if he swallowed something disgusting by mistake, "Don't associate me with this bastard."

"Another world?" Probably now that the crisis has been touched, Osamu Dazai is not in a hurry, but asked with great interest, "Is that what I understand?"

"Your thoughts are too deep, I can't see it." Saiki Kusuo said innocently, "And even if I can see it, but your anti-power ability prevents me from checking your thoughts."

"Oh, that's a pity." Osamu Dazai said without any regret.Then he asked enthusiastically, "How do people in the other world evaluate me?"

"You?" Saiki Kusuo looked at Osamu Dazai with a strange expression, and then scolded him one by one, "Black mud essence, strap waste device, script group in hand, suicide lover...Although there are many bad words, but Surprisingly, there are many people who like you.

Obviously, the current protagonist pays attention to a positive attitude towards life, but a person like you can actually become the protagonist of the story. "

"Well, I'm still as popular as ever~" Osamu Dazai cupped his cheeks with his intoxicated hands, "Compared to dark dwarves, everyone still likes me the most."

"Yeah, I love you so much, I keep using you to form CP with others." Saiki Kusuo blinked and said innocently, "You and your ex-partner have the most CP fans, and then you and you The former boss, the old enemy, and the subordinates, there are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing they can't match."

Seeing Dazai Osamu's stiff and disgusted expression, Saiki Kusuo said kindly, "For the sake of one year's coffee jelly, I can provide anything you want to know."

"No, there's no need." Osamu Dazai quickly returned to his calm look as if nothing had happened, "Let's hurry up and talk about the business."

"Well, your child has only one soul name, which is Lin. In the beginning, you gave him this name by Mr. Dazai." Saiki Kusuo said impassionedly, "Yes, it is what you have been guessing all the time. In that way, he was originally created by you to save your friend, the man named Sakunosuke Oda."

"Wait, wait..." Osamu Dazai hurriedly stopped aggrieved, "What do you mean I've been guessing all this time? I don't even know, I'm innocent!"

Osamu Dazai felt that he was particularly wronged this time. Even if he was able to count as exhaustive sometimes, it was just that he had calculated everything and left enough behind, instead of really seeing through everything at a glance.

"But, aren't you very smart, can you see through everything at a glance?" Saiki Kusuo asked innocently, "Otherwise, you wouldn't be called the hand-held script team, you and Mr. Edogawa Ranpo are the wisdom of yours take charge."

"It's not that exaggerated." Osamu Dazai waved his hands and said humbly, "I always thought I was just an ordinary person."

"This gentleman..." Zhong Yuanzhong also interrupted, "How do I call you?"

"My name is Saiki Kusuo, an ordinary high school student."

"Telepathy?" Zhongyuan Zhong also looked up, and without waiting for him to nod, he praised directly, "You are very powerful, so can you continue to talk about Mr. Lin?"

"Okay, let's get back to the topic." Saiki Kusuo paused, then looked at Nakahara Chuya and said, "I'm too tired to talk, why don't I use telepathy to communicate with you, and then you are talking to that guy over there ?”

"No, I don't want to talk to that guy right now." Nakahara Zhongya refused expressionlessly, "Disgusting."

"Hey~ I haven't disliked a dwarf with terrible taste who likes to wear shameful hats. The dwarf has disliked me first." Osamu Dazai said not to be outdone, "Maybe Mr. Lin is not tall, but Because of you."

"Oh, if Lin Jun was not here, you would have died today." Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered.

"No, with me here, I won't let people die in front of me." Saiki Kusuo intervened, "Also, even if there is a year's worth of coffee jelly, my time is still precious."

"Then you speak directly, two-year coffee jelly." Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya said in unison.

"Is that a total of 5 years of coffee jelly?" Saiki Kusuo's eyes widened and he asked in surprise, "Is it all for me?"

"Okay." Osamu Dazai smiled slightly, "If you like it, it will be fine for 50 years."

"Forget it, I don't need any more, the previous year is fine." Saiki Kusuo was taken aback by the number of 50 years, "You are ruthless and courteous for nothing, so there must be nothing good."

"Tsk, that's really a pity." Osamu Dazai was really regretful this time.

"There are some things that I shouldn't say too much." Saiki Kusuo simply explained, "But what I have to tell you is that everything he has experienced is necessary. Otherwise, he will definitely not live to be 30 in this life. And There is no afterlife!

In addition, his ability is a trouble, he himself has no ability, but because of some painful encounters, he had to awaken the ability.

Therefore, after causal coincidences in various aspects later, the previous memories were already like other people's memories to him.

Next time, don’t ask him about his abilities. The two abilities he inherited from you will actually affect his personality, so the next time you see him using abilities, it’s like a different person. Don’t It's such a fuss. "

"There are other people coming, I have to go first." Saiki Kusuo stood up, and finally reminded, "He carries the luck of the two of you, so if he wants to become an adult, it will not be smooth sailing. But you Don’t worry too much, good people will always save themselves in the end.”

"Will there be any impact?" Seeing that Saiki Kusuo was about to leave, Nakahara Chuya hurriedly asked.

"No, as long as you don't take the initiative to use it on weekdays, don't suppress it too much. After letting things take their course, everything will be fine." Saiki Kusuo finished speaking without waiting for other questions from Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara , Before leaving, he reminded, "I will tell Mr. Zhongyuan where to send the coffee jelly for one year."

Nakahara Nakaya, who was sitting by the bed, watched Saiki Kusuo disappear, and turned to Osamu Dazai, "What does he mean? What is another world? What else is created by you..."

After thinking about it in his heart, Osamu Dazai seemed to have noticed something, and said: "Shh, I will explain these problems to you when I have time later, but now we have to wake up our Sleeping Prince, and then go to meet the legend The second king in the world, the Kingdom of Gold, is always on the road."

"Him? What do you want from us?" Zhongyuan Zhong was also surprised. There have always been many rumors about the king in the world, and among them, the rumor about the second king, Chang Lu Dajue, the kingdom of gold, is at best a mystery.

"I don't know, but nothing will happen." Dazai Osamu reassured, "Such a big thing happened here just now, he must have sent someone here to ask about something."

"But here..." Zhong Yuan frowned and asked, "Is it okay?"

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "The ability of that one just now, even the combination of the king's power may not be able to do any harm to him."

"So powerful!?" Zhongyuan Zhong was also surprised, "Then why has he been unknown all this time?"

"Probably, he has been longing for peace." Saying this, Osamu Dazai laughed himself first.

Then I don't know what I thought of, and inadvertently, there will be a dark breath that makes people uncomfortable.