[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

After the end of the summer break, Real Madrid is about to start the annual practice of misappropriating... no, the schedule of friendly matches.

Before that, the players have to report to the collective training physical examination.

In the past, this kind of routine operation was very casual, but because a certain person was getting more and more integrated in the team, Real Madrid players suddenly became a little worried about the routine physical examination.

Worried about whether you will get a sentence after the physical examination——

You are going to lose weight!

Since she said this to Kaka on the first day she joined Real Madrid in the 09-10 season, everyone in the team except Cristiano was thrown this word!

Think what a horrible thing this is.

A group of top professional players in a football club are asked to lose weight every day?

Just thinking about it is a heartbreaking tear!

Moreover, Cristiano was not asked to lose fat, but was asked to strengthen his muscle toughness. Every day, he was criticized by the team doctor that too big muscles would affect his speed and become inflexible. It may be time to switch to the midfielder.

Although this kind of ridicule is not malicious, it is enough to make people feel uncomfortable, especially for me, who is as depressed as he wants, but after being depressed, he can only be tossed by the team doctor in various ways.

Why does their team doctor seem to be more proficient in "fitness" than seeing a doctor?

"After all, I'm a team doctor in super shape."

Could you please think back to what you said next time before you say someone else is narcissistic?

But I have to admit that Tatiana is right, she has maintained a good figure all year round, and she is also very self-disciplined while controlling their diet.

It's kind of annoying to want to refute but can't find a "black spot" or something.

"Why are you looking at me so guilty?" Facing Kaka who came for the physical examination, Tatiana couldn't help raising her eyebrows. As soon as she raised her eyebrows, Kaka's expression became a little guilty.

"No." Kaka tried to confuse it with an innocent expression, but he forgot that Tatiana doesn't need to rely on expression to judge, and everything will be cold after the personal test.

"Then let's go first?"

……

It's not a guilty conscience, Kaka feels a little flustered, and the physical examination memory of joining Real Madrid for two years is too deep.

However, Tatiana did not announce the results immediately after Kaka's test, but said that she would announce the results in the locker room after everyone had checked.

But this kind of practice makes Kaka even more flustered, like when I was a child and waited for the final grades when I was studying, can it not be so tortured?

And after Tatiana sorted out the medical reports of all the team members, everyone decided to ignore the results first. After seeing each other for so long, and there was no news, everyone felt that Tatiana would not be happy not to make a fuss.

Because during the summer break, Tatiana was almost in a state of "evaporating" except for going to class, and she didn't even reply to the messages sent to her by many players-she just found out that those messages were basically irrelevant and didn't bother to reply.

When you don't want to take a vacation, you have to be fooled by a group of people.

This answer made Tatiana suffer from the "violent beating" in the Real Madrid locker room, and the noise in the Real Madrid locker room made the students who were interested a little nervous. Players are so... hard to find adjectives.

Real Madrid completed a batch of new signings and purges in the summer, but this year's actions were small. The transfer market of Real Madrid throughout the summer can be said to be quite calm.

"Don't be nervous, tt this guy has always been uneducated." Cristiano hooked his little fellow Coentraang to introduce him to their current locker room situation, but he didn't find that many people after he finished saying this The look in his eyes seemed to say, "Can you live to see today's sunset?"

"Cristiano, are you sure you didn't say the wrong thing?"

……

Suddenly, Coentrao saw that the mighty and domineering Portuguese captain on the field froze instantly, and immediately put on a slightly obsequious expression, pretending to be stupid and saying nothing.

Can anyone tell him what's going on here?

Tatiana is the team doctor but not the head coach. Why do people seem to be "afraid" of her?It's the kind where I have a lot of fun with Tatiana and feel guilty at the same time.

But... what's so scary?

"You didn't have your physical examination done by TT, did you?" Ramos hooked Coentraon's shoulder with a heavy heart, "I'll give you something to popularize. You know that TT just came to the team. Did you say anything after Kaka's medical examination?"

"What did you say?" Coentraang was a little confused. What can a team doctor say to a new player?

"She said to Kaka 'you need to lose weight' with a look of disgust." Of course, many of them were thrown out by Tatiana after this, and today they are also waiting for a news that may not be good.

After all, although everyone is still restrained during the summer break, it is a holiday after all, and the maintenance of exercise can't be compared with that in the season. I just hope that the result will not be too cold, or...it is not unacceptable for everyone to die together-if there is a problem, I feel a little comforted .

"Your body fat is not bad, but the content of skeletal muscle is low, train more strength and supplement protein." Tatiana looked at Coentram for a long time, remembering that his subsequent injuries, known as "little golden retriever" and "co-pilot", were also Very powerful, if it is not for injuries, I don’t know if I can stay in Real Madrid longer, or develop better; now... Start with a strong body, at least make yourself "crash-resistant".

"Oh." Coentraan still didn't get into the mood, he thought Tatiana's suggestion was normal.

"I have all your data after the summer break." Tatiana waved her hand to report, and then more people grimaced, not including the newcomers of course.

A few people who lived a bit presumptuously during the summer break felt that their heartbeat was about to speed up. If the body fat increased a lot, probably the entire friendly match period would be miserable, right?This time of year is supposed to be a recovery period, but judging by what happened last season...it's hell time for some.

"In terms of body management, I really beg you to learn from Luo three years old."

The focus of Coentrao's attention is "Luo is three years old". How could Cristiano be called that?Then there is no indication yet?

"Kaka, you can take a breath. After this summer break, you are not the one who has gained the most body fat." Tatiana gave a smile to the one who was about to start praying, but although she was not the "first", she was also ranked in the "top three", for sure I don't know how many barbecue meals I ate.

Hey!

These Brazilian players; can you manage your body while enjoying football?Every time there is a holiday, the fans will have all kinds of good-natured laughter of "the waist is stuck and the waist is gone".

"This person is a bit surprised, Captain, what did you do this summer break?" Tatiana was "grievous", the captain actually took the lead in soaring body fat, can you still have fun in the new season?

"Uh..." Cassie couldn't help being stunned. He actually had the most body fat increase?Why doesn't he... feel anything?He thought he had a good vacation, but he wasn't too presumptuous, right?

"Captain, have you been drinking for a long time?" Tatiana is a person who will actively look for the reasons for the physical problems of the players. Some of Cassie's social accounts have posted some vacation pictures, and Tatiana found that several of them suddenly contained " The emergence of such things as wine.

"Is it okay?" Cassie also suddenly felt guilty. How many years has it been since she felt this way?

"Captain, do you know how to gain a little body fat after a meal?" Tatiana raised her eyebrows, wouldn't she even throw away this bit of common sense?I thought the captain would save people a little worry, but it turned out to be no different from the vice-captain.

"Okay." Cassie resigned to her fate. Isn't it just to lose fat and practice physical fitness, there is nothing to be afraid of everyone together.

"Don't laugh, Ramos, you are the third one with the increase in body fat, and the second is Ma Pengpeng." Tatiana rolled up these reports again, and then the rookies were surprised to find that their team doctor gave the deputy captain's head Hit, but the vice-captain didn't show any anger, instead he was pitiful.

"Kaka, you are fourth. You have restrained a lot this season." Although Tatiana was talking about praise, Kaka still felt nervous when he heard it, especially when he saw Tatiana clenched his hands to report.

Sure enough, the indisputable Tatiana started with Ramos, Marcelo, Kaka, Benzema, Casey, Ozil, Alonso, Higuain, Di Maria...

Except for the newcomers, the whole team was beaten on the head by Tatiana.

Their team doctor seems a bit cruel?No... it should be very cruel!The entire Real Madrid locker room is worth such a high value, but they dare not resist after being beaten by the team doctor?How about laughing with me?This locker room is a bit magical, completely different from what the outside world has said!

"Why did you hit me?" Cristiano felt aggrieved. He has no problem with his body management, so why did he bring him along?

"I see you are stupid, I want to practice my hands."

This team doctor really has a personality!

"Okay, don't look more stupid, since everyone is ready today, let's practice in the afternoon." Tatiana didn't do any more "scary" moves to stimulate the new players, but just arranged for the head coach. The training content in the afternoon - I won't play ball for these stars today, let's do aerobic fat loss for her.

"She has always been so...personal?" Coentrao seized the opportunity and began to ask Cristiano about Tatiana's situation. Before he came, he only heard that Real Madrid finally had a good team doctor. Unexpectedly... this is really uncomfortable.

"Personality? No, she's just a devil." Cristiano complained helplessly. How did he get here in the past two seasons?It was all tears of sadness; but they still asked her to stay.

That's right, this is a team doctor who is riding on their heads and still thinking about leaving!

You know, they have this kind of worry when they can't contact anyone at all during the holidays-won't they suddenly run away?

Fortunately, in the end, Tatiana still appeared in front of everyone on time, so at least this season will be stable - a responsible person like Tatiana will not suddenly abandon them during the season, right?