[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

La Liga will start the first round on August 8, and before the start of La Liga, the first round of the Spanish Cup will be held in Barcelona on August 19. This will be the first derby between the two teams this season. The "miserable" warm-up match The record made everyone have a big question mark about the situation of Real Madrid in the new season.

Judging from the warm-up match, to put it mildly, it means that the state is in a state of confusion. If you are not polite, it is estimated that Real Madrid will definitely lose to Barcelona.

The players were relatively healthy before the start of the season, and Higuain even returned to the team completely, but Tatiana has no way to control such a mysterious state, but judging from the playing time of the warm-up match, Xiaoyan The condition of the gun is still relatively good in the echelon.

But everyone seems to have no feeling for their own state, and most of them are still immersed in some kind of happy atmosphere——

Everyone in the away locker room before the first leg of the Spanish Super Cup was still "comforting" Marcelo, who had been a little lost these days.

Marcelo has not recovered from his "affectionate confession" to Florentino the day before yesterday, so it's okay for him to say it verbatim for such a shameful "confession", why can the chairman know it all at once? who is he?It's the most embarrassing thing to be named through a doll costume!

His fame in his first life was so ruined that he couldn't cry anymore.

But the instigator, Tatiana, still smiled "cheaply", and even told Marcelo that although she didn't take pictures, she not only had audio recordings but also videos. Marcelo couldn't tell the truth from the fake, and just wanted to strangle Tatiana to death, but she If they were strangled, there would be only one team doctor, a team doctor who came because of Tatiana, and then Marcelo would be the "sinner" of Real Madrid.

The teammates seem to appease Marcelo on the surface, but Cristiano and Ramos have secretly bribed Tatiana, wanting to dig up some audio, video and the like to go back to "treasure"; but for now, they have no chips Can impress tatiana.

This group of people looked at Marcelo’s jokes and also sweated for themselves. The part of this game is because they threw Tatiana into the sea when they were partying on a yacht in Morocco. People are unpredictable.

And they came one by one, and they didn't know the order in which they were retaliated, which was also a headache.

"Okay, don't be depressed. Although the chairman recognized you on the spot, he still likes your confession." Tatiana slapped Marcelo on the back, signaling him to cheer up. With his head drooping, his unkempt head was about to collapse.

Tatiana, this is no consolation at all!

Who wants the chairman to like these?Which eye can see that the chairman likes this confession very much?The chairman's eyes at that time seemed to be looking at a mentally retarded person, okay?

After that, I will have no face to see the chairman for a long time.

"The game is about to start. You should prepare well. At least you can't lose in the first derby." Looking at Marcelo's accusing eyes, Tatiana will want to laugh when she thinks of the scene at that time. She needs to be alone, otherwise Marcelo Luo Du behaved so pitifully, if she laughed wildly in front of her face, then this friend really had nothing to do.

"There is an old rule, whoever concedes the most goals and makes the most mistakes, treats the whole team, and the time is set after the first round of the league has made a good start." Tatiana thinks it is appropriate to give some "stimulus", if sleepwalking against Barcelona, ​​it will be It's cool to a certain level; moreover, it will be said very badly by various people, and then she will go out to scold others, which is not acceptable, at least to leave a little bit of image for herself.

"Do you still have such rules?" Coentrao, who has just arrived, still feels that Tatiana is a magical existence, and he is even more surprised by the atmosphere in the dressing room of Real Madrid; before the game, the head coach did not arrange tactics or even show up. …take care of all the players, and the players are still fighting with each other, and then organized by the team doctor, trying to integrate into such a locker room for the first time.

"Tt's rule, Ramos was the one who treated the most guests last season." Cristiano betrayed his good brother shamelessly, and introduced Ramos's stupid highlight moments last season to his national team followers.

"Dude, is this brother going to have to do something?" Ramos hooked Cristiano's neck, and the joints of his fingers made the sound of bone movement. This situation is very social, and Coentrao was at a loss for a moment. There will be no problem, right?

Will there be any fights between bosses in the locker room later?

Ramos still looked a little scary.

But it turns out that Coentrao was thinking too much. The biggest problem of Real Madrid's No. 7 and No. 4 is that the children in the kindergarten are arguing about the price. I didn't see the head coach who just came in, chewing gum calmly, and didn't even look here. What's the situation on the side?

"Okay, okay, you two give me a break." Tatiana found a fan from an unknown corner, and put one on the heads of the forward and rear generals. The crisp voice made Cohen Tron's little heart trembled a little.

How can this team doctor be more scary than the head coach?

Cristiano and Ramos, who were beaten up, didn't feel dissatisfied at all and dared not express it?Weren't these two very social just now?

"It's a special product in our locker room, just get used to it." Pepe patted his little fellow on the shoulder, smiling and reassuring him, as long as you don't randomly participate in the "group fight" of a few children, you won't be taught by Tatiana Of course, don't make too many stupid mistakes during the game, otherwise Tatiana will give a double education of fists and language.

Real Madrid, who were getting ready to enter the player channel amid the turmoil, met Barcelona unexpectedly, and then——

The Barcelona players were very puzzled to find that several people in Real Madrid were watching Pique... holding back their laughter?

What's the matter?Why are the Real Madrid they encountered in the player tunnel in recent games so weird?

Kaka held back a smile and looked back at his compatriot Marcelo——

At that time, when Marcelo was desperately trying to escape punishment, Tatiana threatened him that if Marcelo was unwilling to "confess" to Florentino, he could find Pique, after all, he is also a man who is determined to be the chairman. , you can let him enjoy the treatment that belongs to the chairman in advance.

Because of this threat, Marcelo felt that he could fight to confess his love to Florentino.

Say something to Pique... He may be carried by Barcelona people to the hospital for some examinations.

"Brother, let me lean on you." Benzema leaned on Pepe's shoulder, saw Pique and thought of Marcelo's punishment, imagining the scene of him confessing to Pique...It's so beautiful!

Pepe put her hands behind her back, raised her head slightly, and pretended to be serious about going out, but if her shoulders didn't shake, she might be more convincing.

"Why are the people in Real Madrid so abnormal since last season?" Pique felt that several people in Real Madrid looked at him very strangely, especially Ramos, even though they were teammates of the national team, this kind of look was still too strange .

Puyol, who was questioned by Pique, just shrugged his shoulders, and he couldn't understand. Every game against Real Madrid in the past was about to draw swords, but in recent times, Real Madrid seemed to have a convulsion. Last season, he even came up to hug someone. The managers are all friendly like they're playing a friendly, crazy!

However, the abnormality of Real Madrid is only the player channel before the game. Once the game starts, they are still rivals, and the enthusiasm on the court is as usual.

So what's going on with the player channel, is it toxic?

The player tunnel is naturally not poisonous, but every time you enter the player tunnel, it is after some interesting topics or the players who see Barcelona will think of something fun.

"Tt, next time you can choose Pique to try." Marcelo took a breath and started to join in the fun. The guy who is punished next time must be worse than him, and finally let a certain top card go to Pique Confession is enough.

"Then have you ever thought about what to do if you lose the next game?"

……

Why are these words so poignant?

This friend has nothing to do today.

Tatiana also glanced at Pique and shook her head silently. It is impossible to "punish" the person who got involved with Barcelona. If someone leaks a little bit, not only will the media endlessly, but she will probably also be approached by Lafayette for a heart-to-heart talk.

Playing in the team, she is safe even if she plays as the chairman, but she will be cold when it comes to Barcelona.

"It's all serious. The game is about to start. After all, this is also the first round of the championship." Tatiana whispered behind the few people who were still convulsing. If you want to train your abs, don't choose to hold back your laughter, as you will only get one piece of abs at most.

"And don't forget that today's game has old rules."

Be serious, they are serious!

Once again, the Barcelona players were amazed to find that everyone in Real Madrid became very serious within 3 seconds, very much like before the national derby.

I can't help but suspect that Real Madrid also learned the skill of changing faces during their previous trip to China.

Otherwise, how could they be holding back their laughter just now, and become more serious than them after 3 seconds?

And... really murderous?

In the first round of the Spanish Super Cup, the Barcelona players were very confused. This kind of confusion even affected the first 3 minutes after the start. The foot shot was eventually blocked by weight.

Barcelona, ​​who was in a cold sweat, adjusted immediately, and Pique, who wanted to make up for his mistake, even succeeded in stealing the ball from Ramos.

Yes, Ramos has come to Barcelona's penalty area to look for opportunities in less than 5 minutes of the game.

Tatiana on the sidelines couldn't help looking at Cassie. The latter looked calm and didn't pay any attention to Ramos, but... the captain's fists might be more convincing if he didn't clenched his fists so tightly. Now... Tatiana took the intermission Ramos observed 3 seconds of silence.

By the way, she will no longer prepare a small dark room for Cassie, so that the captain can "educate love" to the vice-captain without any burden.

Tatiana looked at the scene again and found that she might need to prepare two small dark rooms. Pepe looked at Marcelo with a bit of bitterness and hatred. At this time, Marcelo was already in the same position as Ramos. up.

In the first game of the 11-12 season, the two guards with swords were so sloppy, is it really good?