[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

Real Madrid's gossip team withdrew after playing a game together for fun. After all, if they didn't continue to follow, they couldn't find gossip and would be tossed by Tatiana.

Raikkonen went home and lay down for a few days before preparing for the next game. Tatiana suddenly disappeared like in previous seasons. Naturally, she couldn’t be contacted by various methods. She didn’t continue to follow up as she said. Running with the F1 race.

Because the summer break has been like this for three seasons, Tatiana’s disappearance makes people more interested. In the first season, it can be said that they don’t want to ignore them. In the second season, they can be said to be avoiding them. Suspicious.

The more I want to explore, the more I have no direction. Although many people in Real Madrid speculate that Tatiana is on a date, but... I have never met her real boyfriend. Is that guy so secretive?

Therefore, the outside world is concerned about the operation of Real Madrid's entire team in the summer, the players who have left, and the new signings... while the players who have confirmed that they will stay in the team next season are concerned about the personal issues of their team doctors, and even thought of " Curve to save the country", asked Tatiana's younger brother Rey, he did know who his brother-in-law was, but he was embarrassed and said that it was not good for him to say it.

"So what's so shameful about your brother-in-law's identity?"

Rey said that he couldn't answer this question, and it would be better to wait for Tatiana to explain herself, but I can assure you, it's not shameful, it's just...it's better not to be seen.

With all kinds of gossip and doubts in their hearts, everyone waited for the day when they were "looking forward to" returning to the team.

It's just that everyone loves and fears Tatiana. It's very happy to be able to "play" with her after returning to the team, but the first time you return to the team, you will be ranked... This is very sad.

However, after several seasons, everyone has become accustomed to publicly saying this, and they can even compare each other with physical test sheets.

Of course, it may take some time for Real Madrid's new signings to get used to the special features of this special team doctor. For example, Modric encountered Tatiana's "soul torture" when he came for a physical examination-I didn't expect you to be so thin and fat. Not very low.

What does it mean?

The midfielder that Mourinho personally ordered was full of question marks, but everyone around him was full of inscrutable smiles. Why does it feel that this Real Madrid team is a bit different from what everyone thinks?

Modric, who has not yet adapted to this strange rhythm, watched the whole team on the first day of the assembly and called this spectacle... Although there will be a physical examination for returning to the team, this kind of team that collectively claims to know each other's physical examination situation, At least he feels that Real Madrid is the only one.

"Brother, it's good to get used to it. Here, we have the biggest doctor in the world." Ramos held his report in one hand, and put his hand on Modric's shoulder with a look of emotion on his face, "You don't even think about it. It's okay to hate Jose, but you can't hate Tatiana, you won't want to know the fate of offending her."

"...This?" Modric is even more confused now, what exactly is this talking about?

"Sese, what did you do Xia Xiu?"

"Ah! I didn't do anything, my body fat didn't increase!"

……

Modric watched in amazement as Ramos changed his face in a second—is that innocent and aggrieved face still Sergio himself?

"Really, just get used to it." Marcelo filled Ramos' position, still telling Modric to get used to it as soon as possible, and he will have this skill in the near future.

"Why such a big reaction? I wanted to praise you and give you a reward, but you acted like a guilty conscience. Come back and test again tomorrow."

"TT...how can you doubt me like this." Ramos wailed, it turned out that he himself overreacted, and he still wanted rewards or something.

"Okay, don't play tricks in front of me, it's useless." Tatiana waved her hand in distaste, "As usual, the 5 who have the most body fat gain, the devil's physical training for 3 days." Tatiana's sharp eyes swept over Benzema , Kaka, Cassie, Alonso and...Pepe, "It seems like you were the same last season?"

How should I answer this question?

They too... don't know what's going on.

"I don't know what's going on. It doesn't matter. Anyway, just let me go back to practice." Tatiana didn't want to know the reason, it was nothing more than eating too much and not exercising.

"Okay, that's it for today, we're all gone." Seeing the intriguing looks in the eyes of these guys, Tatiana hurriedly started chasing them away. On the first day of her return, she was going to make trouble for her, because she wanted to maintain her physical training for a whole season. ?

"TT, do you have a new tattoo?"

"Does it have anything to do with you?"

"Look? How did you come up with a tattoo?"

"What's the matter with your old father looking at his daughter?" Tatiana was really a little frightened, and the change of these guys' expressions was really sudden and... creepy; instead of gossiping, she just wanted to be an old father ?What's on their minds?

"We are just curious and concerned, let's talk?" It didn't feel like it at first, but Tatiana said this... Ramos felt that he was indeed in a bit like an old father - Tatiana who didn't have any tattoos on his body and didn't have much interest in it Sudden tattoos made people feel that there must be an inside story, and they always feel a bit unwilling to be abducted by some messy people when they are a good team doctor.

"A pattern that symbolizes love in ancient Egypt." Tatiana shrugged innocently. She is also the older sister of many of them. I really don't need to show her this kind of look, it's too scary.

"...Oh, so when will your boyfriend be exposed?" They were really curious about what kind of person could abduct Tatiana.

“这个说得很明白了？第10个欧冠冠军啊。”Tatiana给了一个意味深长的笑容，“10-11赛季半决赛，11-12赛季第二，那么12-13赛季总可以了？”上个赛季倒在点球大战真的是现在想起来还有点心塞的。

"Of course, I will win a Grand Slam this season."

……

Don't float like that?

At least she feels that the Copa del Rey is hanging. You must know that although Ramos did not drop the Copa del Rey, he was eliminated in the quarter-finals of the Copa del Rey last season and the league trophy was dropped. In terms of metaphysics, it is also a bit Panic.

"You have to be responsible for what you say." Tatiana actually recorded that sentence, and Marcelo who spoke was shocked. When did she do it?Why is it recording suddenly?Can you guess what they are going to say?

Tatiana is "cheating" some people's words. She didn't expect Marcelo to say that she is so full, so she is not polite, "In all competitions this season, there will be one less champion, and you will each lose 1% more body fat next season. How about it?"

"...So, next season, Tatiana, will you still be our team doctor?" I have to say that Cristiano's brain circuit really makes many people want to give a thumbs up. This is a good question.

"I'm not the team doctor, so you can stop practicing?" Don't expect Tatiana to answer questions about her whereabouts next season at the beginning of the season. She didn't give up the idea of ​​resigning, but she pressed the action until after they won the 10th Champions League.

"Can't you say you will stay next season?" Although it was an expected answer, it was still a little disappointing.

"No." Because at the beginning of each season, her plan for the next season is to leave, but she always decides to stay at the end of the season because of some things.

"Do you have any other questions? If not, please leave, okay?" Tatiana answered so many extra things and she is in a really good mood recently. "The ones with the most body fat increase, be more conscious, and you can practice today. Don't worry about it." Let me beat you from behind with a whip tomorrow, and don’t laugh at others, as the old rules, those who fail the physical test in the first round of the league can do it on their own, and the physical test standard for this season will come out tomorrow.”

"Oh, how do you live this day?"

"Hey, which team will be as hard-working as us? Brother, Tottenham are definitely not so hard-working?" Modric, who was suddenly named, was still in the fog, and what he could understand was——

Tatiana, the team doctor, not only seems to have a good relationship with the players, but also participates in the players' physical management and physical training. The most important thing...the players love and fear her?

Modric can only shrug, because he really doesn't know how to answer this question, at least there will be no such dialogue between the Tottenham team doctor and the players.

Last season, it was rumored that the relationship between the Real Madrid team and the team doctor became good. It seems that it is not accurate. Is this beyond the good range?

"Just get used to it." Cristiano patted Modric on the shoulder, "TT is our mascot."

How did this become a mascot again?

"Cristiano, if you say that I am a mascot, I am just an inflatable doll for your women's clothing."

……

Why is this meme so scary again?

Although the others were taken aback, and although Cristiano himself was a little frightened, none of them could compare to Modric's frightened expression.

Women's clothing blow-up doll, what the hell is that?

What kind of team is Real Madrid?Did he join a strange team?Can you have fun?

"TT you scare the rookies."

"You don't have so much nonsense, can I be scary?"

Yes, yes, everything she said was right, and it was all their fault.

"Brother, just get used to it."

How can people get used to this?And how many people have said this sentence?So what exactly is it to get used to?

"Later we will tell you who is the most unoffensive person in Real Madrid and why." Ramos sighed, and Modric was a little stunned by his social brother's appearance.

"Don't scare people, don't speak ill of me behind my back." Tatiana felt that her warning should be useless, but if Modric looked at her with strange eyes tomorrow, hmm, some guys are waiting for hell style training.

After Tatiana left, Marcelo and Benzema suddenly ran to the door and poked their heads out to look around. After a while, they locked the door and nodded to the others.

A group of people surrounded Modric, and the Tottenham midfielder who was surrounded by Tottenham was inexplicably nervous. What was he doing?

I haven't heard any rumors about Real Madrid bullying newcomers...