[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

2012年8月19日傍晚18点,伯纳乌即将上演12-13赛季的第一轮联赛,由皇家马德里主场作战瓦伦西亚,赛前的更衣室…和之前几个赛季并没有很大的不同,改怎么闹腾某些幼稚的家伙就绝对会把分贝折腾到最大。

And Tatiana still hid in the corner when they were making a fuss, but at the last moment she brushed her sense of existence a little bit——

"Sese, don't forget the bet you made with me."

Then the locker room fell silent for a moment.

The bet between Tatiana and Ramos, if it is really going to be fulfilled, Ramos will become a laughing stock among European teams for at least 2 months?

"TT, you won't be serious?" Ramos felt that the bet was too absurd, so he didn't take it seriously. He felt that Tatiana would still save face for them, at least not really let him play on the court before the game. Wearing that sort of thing, but today Tatiana seems to be... Seriously?

In this way, he may really become the laughing stock of European football within a few months!

What is the bet between Ramos and Tatiana?

A certain Ramos molested Tatiana. After the molestation, the latter did not give any intimidation or revenge as before. Instead, he continued to do it as if he had not heard the molestation, but... the third day after this happened In fact, Ramos himself had a stupid calf cramp during training. The reason was that he was lazy in the warm-up before training and did not start activities; Marcelo also encountered the same problem in a certain season.

After making such a low-level mistake, Ramos let Tatiana relax like a daughter-in-law, and then Tatiana dug a hole without a trace while laughing at Ramos——

If he was stupid again before the first round of the league, he would walk out of the player tunnel with a rabbit headband during the first round of the league;

but!

How embarrassing to show up in front of the whole world with a bunny headband or something?That was before the game!

Ramos thought it might be a trap at the time, but he couldn't help himself and accepted the bet because he was a little impulsive. Ramos felt that he should be careful, and it is impossible to make any stupid mistakes. After the first round of the league, there will only be the last game In the warm-up match, remind yourself that there should be no problems in the short time.

However, this mentality is really undesirable.

In the last warm-up match... Ramos rushed to the goal in order to make up for his defensive loopholes, but hit his head on the goal frame, and finally knocked himself a little dizzy and was replaced by the head coach.

If that's not stupid!

So of course the bet is that Tatiana wins, and Ramos needs to wear a rabbit headband when he debuts in the first round of the league.

"TT, should we have a discussion?" Ramos begged with a sullen face. Although it's no big deal to be laughed at wearing a headband, but...can I not?

"Sese, manly man, I'm willing to bet and lose." Tatiana will not soften her heart at this time, and only if she wears it a little on the stage, it will not have a big impact.

"I..." Ramos couldn't find a reason to persuade Tatiana, so he lowered his head. Two months after today, does he need to find a mask to cover himself?

"Come on, the props are ready for you, please." Tatiana conjured up a rabbit ear headband from behind like a magic trick, it was still white with a little pink dot in the middle, very pure and lovely.

"TT, is there really no room for negotiation?" Ramos is still making the final struggle. There is nothing too wrong with this headband. Wearing this to a league game...he doesn't want to be famous for something like this.

Moreover, Ramos suspects that after what he did today, the chairman may come to him for a "heart-to-heart talk". Even if he knows that Tatiana is playing tricks, the chairman will not trouble Tatiana, but will only talk to them—to prevent Tatiana from being caught. Can't handle it?Don't jump into the pit yourself.

"Sese, the moment you molested me, fate is doomed." Tatiana gave a "you understand" look, which made several people take a step back silently; who said that Tatiana is not scary at all after being so familiar ?Obviously, season after season is more terrifying, okay?In the past, it was just a casual game in the team, and at most, some photos were posted on social networks for some fans to see. Now they are starting to "show" in front of the whole world. This "evolution" is a little scary.

Ramos bowed his head, and then took the cute headband from Tatiana's hand. The hand holding the headband was a little trembling. God's sins were reckless, and he did it himself... What else could he do?

"TT, how long will it take?" Ramos even felt his voice trembling.

"Start from the player tunnel, walk out of the player tunnel and enter the court, and then you can throw this thing away." Tatiana blinked innocently, isn't this a long time?She is still very kind, isn't she?

She... If this can be considered kind, they are all little angels in heaven!

"Should I wear it in the tunnel?" Ramos thought he would be laughed at by the Valencia players first.

"Very good, maybe the Valencia players will have all kinds of brain supplements when they see your image, and then they will not be able to concentrate on playing football on the court. You can lie down and win. Although it seems a bit disgraceful to win the game like this, but... also Nothing wrong, right?" Tatiana patted Ramos on the shoulder, smiled happily, then took back the headband, and put it on Ramos very intimately, "Come on, sese, have a smile, To commemorate; by the way, do you want to take a group photo?"

"There are some."

"I am me."

For this kind of naughty things, this group of 3-year-olds will be very active; watching teammates jokes and so on, if they are not active, they will be criticized by heaven and thunder.

Modric has been getting used to the noise in the dressing room of Real Madrid recently, and occasionally joins in silently; for example - when this kind of group photo is taken, Modric will also silently stand in the group photo crowd.

No matter how honest a person is, after staying in Real Madrid like this for a long time, it's hard not to be naughty.

In addition, the head coach has always turned a blind eye to this kind of thing, and everyone is even more unscrupulous; and this kind of play can also make the atmosphere in the locker room more harmonious, so naturally no one will come out to stop it.

After the noisy group photo, everyone ran to the player tunnel with joy, except for Ramos, who was at the end of the line. Now he really hopes that he has an invisibility cloak. The locker room doesn't feel it, and people stare at him when he comes out. After a few glances, TM wanted to dig a hole and bury himself.

At first I wanted to cover my head with my hands, but just as I raised my hand, I realized that this action was not right, the meaning of trying to cover up was too strong, but it really broke down if I didn't cover the eyes that looked around and looked around like a fool.

In this way, the Valencia people will not do well on the court, and he may not be able to play football himself.

"SESE, if you make another mistake today, you will wear a headband in every next game."

……

Ramos wanted to plug his ears so he couldn't hear anything, he couldn't hear anything!Why did his fate return to the time when he was always bullied alone?

"I bully you because I like you."

"TT, is this your confession to me?"

"Yes, yes, so Sese, do you accept my confession?"

"Accept, of course."

……

Then, the world became so quiet that one could hear a needle drop.

What is going on here?

This very ambiguous conversation between Tatiana and Ramos was clearly heard by the Valencia players, and then almost all the other players looked at Ramos and Tatiana with a strange look; Ramos, you Is this okay?Don't forget that you are a person with a girlfriend!

Tatiana didn't care about these probing gazes. Her private affairs had always been kept secret, but Ramos was different. He really wanted to bury himself now;

He is typical!

Why paint happy and then be very unhappy?

And Tatiana is not afraid of causing trouble by playing like this?

Can they still play happily in the future?

"Cheer up, don't rush to the street in the first game."

If they do go down the street, it's definitely Tatiana's fault, it's all about her making these things keep them from concentrating on the game.

"You probably don't want to know about the result of rushing to the street."

Alas, the most miserable team in the world is their Real Madrid; a team that will be "coerced" by the team doctor, and they can't have any resistance yet, they want to squat in a corner and cry for a while.

It's a pity that there is no time for them to cry, and it is impossible for them to squat in the corner together. Fortunately, Ramos is the most unlucky person today. They just need to ensure that they will not make any mistakes today.

Moreover, in the first game of the league, how could they want to rush to the street?

They are very confident, but Tatiana is still faintly worried in her heart, because she "remembers" that Real Madrid had a disastrous start in the 12-13 season-the league was unbeaten in 5 rounds, and in the first game Pepe also drew Casey bumped, broke his head, then played the game with a bandage, and was sent to check after the game. Is it a mild concussion?

For some bad things, Tatiana found that she would always remember them deeply.

Pepe found it strange that Tatiana's gaze stayed on him. Didn't he do anything that would be targeted recently?This look is scary.

Fortunately, Tatiana looked away after watching for a few seconds, and followed the team to finally enter the field.

Ramos took three deep breaths and braced himself for laughter from all over the world, even if he couldn't hear the laughter of the fans in front of the screen.

After going through this kind of thing, his heart must be stronger?

If he regards this as a magical power, he may feel better; otherwise, how else can he comfort himself?Comfort yourself that this headband is actually quite cute?He just wants to show off his cuteness in front of the cameras of the whole world?

Ugh!

Why does he always jump into the pit so easily?

Why does Tatiana like to dig holes for them so much?