[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

Originally, the Real Madrid bench was quite quiet, and everyone didn't react to Pique's expression for a while, but when Tatiana couldn't help laughing, the Real Madrid bench went to explore the reason very gossip, and the big screen turned out to be very The terrified expression of Pique's little daughter-in-law was replayed in due course. There was about 5 seconds of silence, and then a burst of "earth-shattering" laughter broke out from the Real Madrid bench.

Oh my god; Pique's expression is real, isn't he hiding some special attributes?

"That guy, Pique, is a bit cute." Someone murmured, but this was unanimously agreed by everyone.

This contrast is cute, comparable to Cristiano.

Thinking of this, the entire bench laughed even more joyously.

At this time, an even more coincidental scene happened again. The Real Madrid bench who was making earth-shattering laughter was captured by the TV camera. This scene was recorded from Tatiana laughing to all the players laughing and the coach laughing together.

How does Real Madrid get more convulsive season after season?Even more incomprehensible?Who and what happened to make Real Madrid such a team?The "route" of Florentino's Galaxy Battleship Phase II is a little too far, right?

If they were watching the game, what would make the entire bench laugh out loud in a game full of gunpowder?And the head coach not only didn't stop him, but even he couldn't help laughing. Why couldn't they see any jokes from the scene on the court?

If it wasn't for the game, who talked to whom about what made everyone laugh?Is it really okay to be so unprofessional in the national derby?Shouldn't we pay attention to the situation on the field, and the head coach should consider tactical arrangements at any time?

Are they not afraid of retribution for neglecting the game against Barcelona?

Real Madrid really didn't neglect the game against Barcelona, ​​it's just that they were a bit too skinny today, molested the head coach and the defense general in the player channel, and then made a subconscious gesture of friendliness on the court that scared people, really It's just...Barcelona cooperates so well that they can be so happy.

"I can't do it anymore. I don't even know that Barcelona people can be so cute." Benzema was almost "paralyzed" on the bench, his abdominal muscles were sore from laughing. The atmosphere with Barcelona used to be the same. The sword is on the verge of breaking out, now that I think about it, why bother, a little friendliness and joy can be more.

"We... probably can continue to develop other teams in the Champions League? For example... Manchester United, Juventus, Milan and so on."

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In terms of skin, they are really no match for Tatiana.

However, every time she was the one who put forward Pi's suggestion, they were the ones who implemented it, and they were the ones who were "scolded" in the end. This is a bit too much.

"Do you want to test the reactions of Buffon, Pirlo, Ferdinand, Van Persie, Petr Cech, Lampard, etc.? Would it be more fun?"

……

Tatiana, you are really crazy!

But what happened to the inexplicable heartbeat?

What if they can meet these people this season and are really excited?

Real Madrid is expected to change its name to Real Pidri?

"Then we have to be able to meet." Benzema rubbed his chin as if he was thinking about who would be most effective if he met someone. It might not be suitable for many people to suddenly go up and hug something like today. What is there? How can it be more fun?

This probably depends on Tatiana to find a way.

"It happened, but I can really consider it." Alonso, who has always been regarded by fans as a literary youth, has long been distracted by the team's unsatisfactory style of painting, and he thinks about these all day long It's a happy thing to skin.

These guys...Tatiana can imagine that Real Madrid's style of painting this season will really be very wrong; maybe any team they encounter will come up with the idea of ​​playing a game, and then Real Madrid may be the... pistachio of Spain and even Europe?

But their pistachio is basically the kind that they are happy with.

"Ahem, let's watch the game carefully." Tatiana stared at the field seriously, obviously she was the one who led everyone to the "point of no return", and as a result, she started throwing the blame again.

"Okay, let's watch the game."

Everyone nodded silently together, um, they watched the game together, good friends, come on, those guys on the court, give a little strength, and create more "accidents"... No, no, no!More goals, more goals!

In the 17th minute of the game, Pique, who had a "wonderful" performance before, came to Real Madrid's half and tried a shot from outside the penalty area, but the ball missed the far post; but this ball should be an attempt, the ball missed After the game, Pique didn't have any regrets, he just scratched his head and prepared to go back to his home half to continue his defensive work.

It's also the defense line, why doesn't their family have this kind of self-awareness?

Why is it that once Real Madrid's defense goes to the opponent's half, they seldom take the initiative to go back to their own half and think about defending?

For example... Ramos has been wandering in the Barcelona half for 5 minutes looking like he is looking for an opportunity!

Has he forgotten his place?He's a defender, not a forward. The defender's position is too high, right?

However, this is the specialty of Real Madrid.

After only 1 minute of the game, Messi broke through with the ball, and the three Real Madrid double-teamed. When Coentrao tackled the ball, Messi did not stop due to inertia, and the two fell to the ground and rolled twice.

"Isn't this posture too ambiguous?"

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Hey hey hey!What does her team doctor think?Is this a game?Is this a race accident?So can such a sentence come out of nowhere?What was on her mind?

"Those of you who can look at me with such eyes, are you thinking something indecent?"

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How to say this?They just followed Tatiana's words and wanted to "fuck" her a little bit, who knew she would react so quickly; but to be honest, they really didn't think about anything indecent, okay?

"However, it's very rare for a tackle to turn into a roll with someone in your arms." Tatiana also felt a little strange. It's okay if the style of the game before the game was wrong. It is a bit unbelievable to create so much joy; the most important thing is that Barcelona's passive cooperation is still in place. I have to say that today is only suitable for leather, not for serious games at all.

Fortunately, the people on the court were not affected any more this time, and they all got up and continued the game; and Coentrao's actions just now did not touch anyone, so the referee did not call a foul.

After continuing the game and only 1 minute later, Alves returned a pass near the bottom line on the right side of the penalty area, and Messi shot with his left foot from 15 yards slightly wide.

In the 22nd minute of the game, Marcelo launched an attack from the left and dribbled the ball all the way to the Barcelona penalty area. Faced with Pique's siege, he passed the ball back to Modric. After taking the ball, Modric shot directly outside the penalty area. The shot that was about to touch the ground just brushed the fingertips of the Barcelona goalkeeper and rolled into the goal.

There is a feeling of being kicked by God.

Modric's first game after joining Real Madrid was the national derby, and then he scored his first goal in the first half. This goal also helped Real Madrid lead the opponent by 1 goal in the away game, opening up the situation; really The is very good too.

Modric, who rushed to the sidelines to celebrate excitedly, was soon hugged from behind, patted his head, spanked his ass, and hit his chest... Anyway, the guys on the court are soaring with adrenaline, and they don't even notice their own A lot of action... wretched!

It's just that as a Tatiana who occasionally has a little unhealthy thinking, I am used to this kind of scene, but sometimes I can't help but think wrongly, and some actions are really ambiguous.

Of course, Tatiana would not say such thoughts occasionally, otherwise the whole team would really be led astray by her, and they might not dare to look directly at each other, right?Also can't happily do the bathroom candid anymore.

Tatiana thought for a moment alone, then turned herself back, and continued to follow the situation of the game.

In the 28th minute of the game, Messi passed Ramos laterally in front of the penalty area, but the shot missed the goal frame.

In the 33rd minute of the game, Kaka made a mistake in stopping the ball in the backcourt. Barcelona launched a counterattack on the spot.

In the 39th minute of the game, Sanchez broke into the penalty area, and Ramos slashed the ball to clear the ball. At the same time, Sanchez fell to the ground, but the referee did not award a penalty. Also followed suit.

From the perspective of slow motion, it is also a bit difficult to distinguish, because the angle of the camera is a bit difficult to judge whether the two people have a physical collision; this kind of dispute is commonplace, and even if they fight for it, the referee is firm. More persistence.

In the 45th minute of the game, Real Madrid launched a quick counterattack from the left, Coentrao dribbled forward at high speed, Mascherano shoveled Coentrao head-on; but the referee just took a foul and did not give a card.

After sitting innocently on the ground for a short while, Coentraan could only get up by himself.

When the game entered the stoppage time period, Mourinho had already walked to the door of the player tunnel and chatted with Barcelona's assistant coach. When the whistle at the end of half-time came, Mourinho didn't even look back. walked to the locker room.

The head coach of Real Madrid seems to be abnormal today-everyone also thinks it is unusual for Mourinho to return to the locker room in such a hurry.

Anyway, if the Real Madrid people do something a little bit today, everyone may feel that it is abnormal.

But...they just fudged before the game, and they didn't have any special intentions at all. It's just that because of Real Madrid's frivolity, everyone felt that they were hiding some purpose in everything they did.

When the players came down, the people on the bench couldn't help but go up to communicate; "Do you think that Pique guy is cute?" Then the player channel suddenly became quiet.

The person whom Benzema said was cute just passed by.

Pique felt that the whole person was not well. Did he enter some strange parallel world today?

Why are these guys from Real Madrid saying something so weird?Not at all what the guys he knew could say during game time.

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I have been working overtime recently and feel that my IQ is not online. If there is any logic in the article that is very confusing, please forgive me. I will try my best to correct it in the future!Kneel down!