[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

Although Tatiana is preparing for the "performance" about Ramos and Benzema, it is not planned to be implemented soon, because their next game is the National Derby, and it is also an away game; if they play these , when the result of the game is not very good or the status of some players has problems, then Tatiana can fully foresee how fierce the war of words against Real Madrid on the Internet will be.

Although there will be two national derbys in the league every season, there will be two rounds of the Spanish Super Cup at the beginning of this season... The number of derbys has increased, but the hot atmosphere of the derby has not decreased at all; of course, this means among fans.

Between the teams... the atmosphere has become a bit "abnormal" because of Real Madrid's funny performances before the game several times.

In the first 6 rounds, both Real Madrid and Barcelona had a record of 5 wins and 1 tie. With the advantage of one more goal difference, Real Madrid temporarily leads Barcelona in the league standings.

From the start of the season to now, Real Madrid has maintained an undefeated record from the Spanish Super Cup final, the UEFA Champions League group stage to La Liga. This start is not only satisfied with the team itself, but also the fans are always in high spirits; I saw several players' support clubs organizing a collective trip to Camp Nou to cheer for the team.

For the high interest of the fans, Tatiana certainly would not attack them as a team doctor before the game, and even kept giving them all kinds of "good news" - some fans who interacted more on social platforms gave Tatiana Sent a private message to ask about the player's health.

Under normal circumstances, Tatiana cannot fully inform the fans of these situations. Of course, Tatiana has not given any details now, but just told these fans that the players are still quite healthy and in good condition. Fans love to hear such good news, and It does not involve any actual situation in the team, and more importantly, it is still a lie.

As far as the current situation is concerned, the health status of Real Madrid's players is indeed not so worrying.

Compared with more than half of the injured and sick at the beginning of the previous season, it seems that it is not too much to describe this season as "strong as a cow".

After the "cow-like" Real Madrid arrived in Barcelona, ​​there were a large number of fans waiting at the airport and the hotel. The Real Madrid players were more concerned about whether they would be mixed with Barcelona's people-to poach Tatiana's Barcelona job personnel.

Tatiana had to roll up the report in front of the fans and bang it on the head unceremoniously. Don't act like your brain is flooded before the game. This will make the fans worry about the game.

Someone hiding among the fans to poach her?

This is something mentally handicapped children can't do, right?

How did these guys come up with such a ridiculous possibility?

In the end, it turned out that their ideas were absolutely unrealistic. This time, the crowd was only fans, and they were all fans coming towards them. Tatiana could easily watch them from the sidelines.

It’s just that when the team finished adapting to the hotel and returned to the hotel, a small episode happened. A fan accidentally hit the wall due to crowding and dislocated his shoulder. Seeing this situation, Tatiana pushed aside the crowd and went straight forward. It took less than It took 10 seconds to connect the man's shoulder back.

Due to the exaggerated body shape of the fan, the contrast was a bit obvious when Tatiana stood next to him to treat his dislocation problem. Although Tatiana is not short, she is thin; so what the people around see is the thin girl with an indifferent face He hugged the arm of a burly man and studied it for a few seconds, then quickly took it back.

The funniest thing is not this comparison, but the players of Real Madrid after Tatiana put back the dislocated shoulder, they quickly split sides and just surrounded Tatiana in the middle, and then began to applaud exaggeratedly.

The fans were stunned at first, but 3 seconds later they took out their mobile phones and cameras to record this fun scene.

These stars outside the stadium are indeed very skinny; look at the disgusted eyes of their team doctor... The fans decided to continue to stand for Tatiana, because these guys look really stupid now, what kind of fans do they have? guy?

This little episode is just a casual thing for Tatiana. As a doctor, you can't watch others suffer and then let him go to the hospital to queue up, right?Even the so-called emergency departments in these hospitals in Europe... as long as they are not really dying, they can discharge people to death; in this case, it is convenient for others to do things that she can do in a few minutes.

Tatiana and the players didn't care much, but the fans posted a lot of photos on social networks after a while, all of which were praises and praises for Tatiana. By the way, it is rare for Real Madrid to have such a reliable medical team, but they have to stay for a long time That's good.

All members of Real Madrid thought it was very useful for the fans' speeches, and even went to line up to give them a thumbs up, which "scared" the fans. I guess that person wanted to frame his social media. right?

However, there are not many people paying attention to these lively activities outside the field. The attention of the media, more so-called professionals, and more players and coaches is still on the game itself.

No... Before the game, some people also paid attention to something that was obviously outside the game but was forced to be mentioned in the game by others - Cristiano's new hairstyle.

The Mohawk is still the main type, but near the left sideburn, Cristiano asked the hair stylist to cut him a long "V" shape.

According to media reports, this is the hairstyle Cristiano created for the national derby. This hairstyle is to make his performance on the personal level surpass Messi.

Regarding this report, Tatiana stared at the text for a long time, then looked up at Cristiano's silly smile for a long time, and then began to wonder if she was not familiar with this guy enough, or because the reporter friends were too good at exploring people's hearts; Xiyitou, it's just nonsense!If this guy can have this kind of thought, the sow will probably see the scenery from the tree in the morning.

"If Chris had this kind of thought, he probably wouldn't play here." Is Benzema probably trying to express that all of Cristiano's IQ is spent on playing football?While this kind of talk makes people unable to refute...it is also hard to tell whether he is praising or hurting others.

"If he has such thoughts, we will go to a psychic to see." Ramos, on the other hand, is a bit more harmful.

This pair of fellow sufferers...couldn't it be because they are in debt and their hearts are not very balanced, so...looking for an opportunity to run on others to find some comfort?

"Come on, come on, you are all serious. Today we can no longer let the friends next door play in a daze." Tatiana told these guys not to continue playing. With abnormal excitement, the little friends next door may not be able to play normally and have to face the wall and think.

In the previous derbies, Real Madrid had some "abnormal" performances in the player channel. These strange actions from Barcelona deeply stimulated them. The level was so high that the Spanish players in Barcelona even asked Casey and Ramos teammates from the national team to insinuate what was going on after the game.

However, Cassie and the others have no way to explain this kind of thing; the specific situation is that someone was punished, they suddenly had a convulsion, they had a good time in the locker room and they didn't stop them in the player tunnel, and their head coach didn't care about these jokes He was even taken down by the team doctor... Can you tell the next door about this?Will the next door believe it?

So... Cassie and Ramos can only be vague and perfunctory every time, but the more they behave like this, the more suspicious they become.

In order not to make the neighbors so confused again, they will work hard to be more serious, just like the previous derby, more serious, more gunpowder, and more tense.

Take a deep breath, adjust your emotions, and the game is about to start!

Real Madrid temporarily adjusted their emotions, but when they walked into the player channel, they still found something wrong-why did the Barcelona players always peek at them quietly?Are their faces blooming?

Tatiana is at the end of the team, and she is a little helpless for Barcelona's performance. The next door is a little nervous because of the previous incidents, right?

Seeing them waiting for strange behavior, do you think they will play tricks before the game?

Today...they really don't have any "monsters" to do.

But... Occasionally, Barcelona is still not used to not being a monster once in a while, and even thinks it is abnormal to not be a monster?

Fortunately, Florentino can't see this scene in the player tunnel, otherwise... Tatiana feels that she will be called to drink coffee every day; after all, it is after she has played for two seasons that she has the current situation .

In another skeptical mood among the Barcelona players, the two teams appeared at the Nou Camp.

In terms of starting players, Barcelona made a 2-man rotation for the previous lineup. Adriano returned from injury to play as a guest central defender, Iniesta also returned to the starting lineup from injury, Pique, Puyol, Thiago, Abidal and Cuenca truce due to injuries; from the point of view of player injuries, Barcelona is more serious than Real Madrid, the absence of Pique and Puyol will still have a certain impact on Barcelona, ​​and Real Madrid players It is true that there are some minor injuries, but they are not enough to require a truce, so Mourinho is still immersed in the troubles of happiness.

In terms of Real Madrid's lineup, compared with last weekend's Champions League group stage, no major adjustments have been made, but Modric failed to enter the starting list for this game.

Tatiana glanced at Barcelona's starting lineup, and suddenly felt a little pity, "Without a big mouth, there will be a lot less fun."

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Others who heard this did not express any opinions. Although what Pique sometimes said was a bit of a thing, he was not a pistachio on the field. Does Tatiana look like he is a "toy"?

terrible!

Tatiana didn't regard Pique as a toy, but when she thought about what happened in the last derby, she had to say that Pique was really a "pistachio" on the field. Don't say she was terrible, they dared to say that they were all kinds of coincidences in the last game Unhappy after brainstorming?

You know, they are the ones who laugh out of human form under severe competition conditions and are captured by the camera and shown to the world.

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I suddenly feel that the national derby is written a bit frequently, and if this happens, the next door may really be driven crazy by the scumbag kindergarten