[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

2013年3月5日，皇马将在主场迎战曼联,进行欧冠八分之一决赛次回合的比赛,首回合两队1:1战平，皇马现在握有1个客场进球的优势。

Although everyone is very serious about this crucial game, but... the matter of skin is deeply rooted in the bone marrow.

This group of people actually thought about what kind of "surprise" to prepare for Manchester United at home.

"Why don't you let the fans set off fireworks to welcome them?" Tatiana wasn't giving them advice, but couldn't help but want to satirize them.

"Actually, there can be."

……

What's up with these guys?Can't understand the sarcasm?Still think it's possible?If they can get fans to do this kind of thing, the chairman can sell them all in the summer window after the season ends.

"Fireworks are a bit dangerous, just let the fans pull up a banner?"

……

Are you addicted?Is this ready to swell?Don't you want to play well?Are you trying to scare your opponent away?

"Actually, it's okay. Let's show our friendship."

"Yes, yes, it's definitely friendly enough."

"We also use love to 'disturb' Manchester United, hahaha."

……

Tatiana glanced around, sorted out some papers that were missing, rolled them up, and then knocked on the heads of N people with lightning speed, "What are you thinking about? Think about tomorrow's game, isn't it good? Is it not enough for the players to be a monster in the channel, but also to bring the fans together? Is the training not tiring enough to let them have experience, or is the training really not tiring?"

……

They just think about it, right?There is no time to organize, they just think about it.

"Okay, let's all go back and have a good rest. We will compete tomorrow night. Don't be a monster." Tatiana was very tired. She used to be a monster, but now how can I turn it into... everyone except her is a monster?Is this kind of atmosphere good?

At least, she thinks she is a measured person, and these guys... probably don't know how to write the word "measured".

"Tomorrow, whoever is the demon, the game is over and the goal is lobbed."

"TT Why are you so obsessed with the drop goal recently?" Ramos has a psychological shadow on these words. He gets flustered when he hears the word "drop goal", but Tatiana likes to mention it recently.

"Because I haven't played it yet, it's quite new. It's up to you guys to let me enjoy the progress of this kind of game." Tatiana has always been honest in this regard, and everyone wanted to know the reason, so of course she told the truth.

"You are such a team doctor." Ramos sighed, he was really afraid of this, and this is really...won't it be too much?Hanging on the goal or something, it's not a shame, it's an accident.

"As a team doctor, how could I have caused you to have physical problems?" Tatiana had to reiterate that she had a concept of the word "property".

"What about psychologically?" Benzema couldn't help asking, although Ramos seems to be the most important target at the moment, but this kind of thing... I don't know when who will be recruited; it's like a party, I feel Tatiana's "firepower" was concentrated on Marcelo, but in the end it was Cristiano who was the worst.

Tatiana used the trick of "striking from the east to the west" very indistinctly.

"Psychologically, I can't bear it. What kind of professional player should I be? If I can't, go to a psychiatrist. Don't come to me. I don't have the qualifications for psychotherapy."

……

Tatiana is really nice.

Benzema lowered his head, why are they so miserable?While playing the game hard, they must train seriously, and at the same time, they must also beware of the various deep holes that the team doctor dug for them from time to time.

"Sleep well. Tomorrow is another day. After all, there is an important game tomorrow." Tatiana still smiled "kindly". As long as everyone plays well in the game tomorrow, she will not make any moves; of course, they It's best not to be a demon, if the control is not good... But there will be big problems.

If something goes wrong, she shows the world what it looks like to have a line of players all hanging from the door frames.

March 2013, 3: The Bernabéu was almost full, waiting for the match between Real Madrid and Manchester United.

There is still some time before the game, and both teams are making final preparations in their locker rooms.

In the dressing room of Real Madrid, Mourinho's arrangement and instructions have ended, and Tatiana started to give another very important "edmonition" to the players-in the player tunnel, please don't be a monster.

Ramos' affectionate confession to Cassie during a certain away league game has spread a bit, and now more teams occasionally look at Real Madrid with eyes that are not quite right.

After all the fun, the image still needs to be paid attention to, otherwise the chairman can destroy all of them.

"TT, the fans didn't pull the banner, we didn't do anything."

"Then I hope you don't do anything until the end of the game, until you leave the Bernabeu." Tatiana doesn't trust them that much, and always feels that something might happen in the player tunnel today; her sixth sense in some aspects has always been... too accurate.

Because she didn't feel very good, Tatiana had warned her for the third time within an hour. She felt that she was being naughty, but she just felt that something unexpected would happen.

Hey, my heart is so tired!

"We can't do anything except compete." Marcelo felt aggrieved. Are they the kind of people who have no sense of proportion? Couldn't Tatiana trust them a little more?

"I hope you will do what you say, and do nothing but play well." Tatiana expressed her trust in them, but she really didn't have it, never had it before, and the only three-year-olds she could trust were—they Things can happen anytime.

"How about, let's win the game, TT you treat us to dinner?" For some reason, Ramos asked Tatiana for "benefits".

"Winning the competition is what you should do, why do you want to give a reward?" When did Tatiana directly agree to this kind of thing?

It's never been done before, and this time will be no exception.

"There is more passion with rewards."

……

Marcelo actually has the nerve to say such words?

"There can be rewards, but... relatively there must be punishments." Tatiana felt that there is no problem with winning the game and having dinner, and it is not a problem for her to pay the bill, but it is still not her style to just agree to them.

There are some things that cannot be rewarded without punishment; moreover, sometimes punishment may be more exciting than reward.

"How about hanging the door frame?"

……

Kaka wanted to cover Cristiano's mouth, but it was a step too late; the guy said this kind of thing desperately; he did it again and asked Tatiana to go to the side, and then looked at them one by one The thing about jumping off.

Could it be any more stupid?

"If you win the game beautifully, I will organize a dinner party; if you lose the game, hang the door frame collectively. If the win is not beautiful, or someone is stupid, then it depends on my mood." Now that people are ready to invite her to watch them jump into the pit by themselves How could she not give face to her performance?

Of course, they also have a chance to save themselves, and that is to play a beautiful victory.

The Real Madrid generals looked at each other in blank dismay. Have they been cheated by the top card less often?

Are they cheating on each other less often?

Just get used to it, and just win the game beautifully!

"come on!"

"We can definitely win."

"We are the best!"

The sudden explosion... If this kind of momentum is like the "swearing-in meeting" before the game, if the media sees it, they will probably praise Real Madrid severely?

With this belief that they must win the game, the players ran out of more meaning, and met Manchester United in the player tunnel, just like every team will do, players who know each other say hello, shake hands A hand, a pat on the shoulder, or even a hug.

Everything is fine, but—

Tatiana's sixth sense is really accurate.

When he was about to leave the player tunnel, Cristiano seemed to be tripped suddenly, and then he tilted his body and lost his balance for a few seconds. The loss of balance for a few seconds made him give Rooney next to him a...a bit weird bear hug .

This scene happened to be recorded by the camera.

Although it doesn't seem like a big deal, but this strange bear hug...Rooney didn't make any moves, and Cristiano took the initiative to "press" it up, but it didn't seem like he wanted to go up and hug him, so this kind of shot was released, whether it was No matter what your thoughts are, you will start to guess who made the "God Assist".

Who is this very talented "God Assist"?

In fact, Di Maria just "pushed" very hard because of Cristiano's sudden slowing down and he didn't adjust himself. At that time, Cristiano was still talking to Rooney and standing close, so there is now Effect.

Well, it's not considered that they are actively acting as demons, nor are they doing anything on purpose, it's just a weird bear hug, probably not even an episode, so it shouldn't matter.

Tatiana sighed helplessly, her sixth sense had been tested, but luckily it wasn't a big problem.

But...it's just that they don't want to start the game until they get something out of it.

Really, a group of three-year-olds, only kindergarten children will keep making all kinds of problems.

I hope there will be no problems in their games.

"I just thought Cristiano was about to kiss Rooney."

……

Coentraan's words made Tatiana frowned and thought about the scene just now. The two were indeed very close, but she couldn't see it clearly from the angle. If there was an angle that looked like they were about to kiss... that would be fun right?

It is estimated that the fans will carry out various...derivatives?

So, just...

Her sixth sense is spot on!

I really hope that my sixth sense is not so accurate when it comes to this kind of thing. Although some things are fun once in a while, they are a bit boring after too many times, and if there is any negative news, Florentino still likes to pin the blame on her .

Even more tired!