[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

A group of people just returned to the Bernabeu, turned on the lights, and a group of people fixed their eyes on Kaka—please start the show.

Cameras and flashes are ready!

"Come on, sooner or later you'll have to get out."

Why are these words so strange?Sooner or later, I'm going to roll or something, listen...not auspicious.

"Come on, get out."

Tut tut!This sounds even more wrong. If someone who doesn't know the situation is here at this time, the fans around the world will explode within an hour.

What does it mean when the whole team yells "Get out" in front of one person?And the head coach is still on the scene, this is not a bullying incident in the locker room of the team, it is an important person leaving the team abruptly.

But such an uninfluential method is really...

However, the "scroll" that Real Madrid shouted at this time is really just a roll, a physical roll, which has nothing to do with other meanings.

"Kaka, come on, get out."

Go... Go... Go...

Tatiana pressed her temples, this kind of shouting is really... Fortunately, she came at night, and they are all from her own family, and they all know what they are doing, otherwise...she will be called by Florentino every minute Went for coffee.

If this is known to the outside world, it is no longer a problem of ruining the image of the team, it is simply... a melee of the century.

Kaka stood on the sidelines of the court and sighed, just get out, get out, get out of here, what can I lose?

The lawn is not a sea of ​​swords and flames. It will look a little dirty after rolling around, and some grass will stick to your hair. What else is there?

The ridicule of these teammates?

Take it as retribution, who told him not to look less at other people's smiles in the past few seasons?

He also laughed at the shameful play on the hanging door frame; there is no such shame in rolling around the lawn, this is at best a bit stupid.

Kaka is constantly building himself up, the length of the court is really a bit long; it’s not enough to roll a few times, just roll all the way... Kaka even worried whether he will roll halfway or not. Moved.

Taking a deep breath, Kaka took a step forward slowly, and then dozens of pairs of shining eyes cast on him; even Ancelotti couldn't hide his smile well.

Kaka felt that the eyes around him might be brighter than the lights of the stadium. These guys... belonged to wolves, right?

Tatiana suddenly took a step forward and patted Kaka on the shoulder, "Let's make a quick decision, but if you drag it, you will have to endure these malicious eyes for a longer time."

Look how understanding she is.

Kaka didn't even have the strength to roll his eyes at Tatiana. If this person hadn't come up with all kinds of strange ideas, would he have the current treatment?

It's just that you dare not speak out.

Kaka closed her eyes for three seconds and took another deep breath.

All right, let's roll.

Kaka lay down very decisively, then rolled twice on the lawn like a zombie, and then heard thunderous laughter without any surprise.

Kaka wanted to end this "torture" quickly, but he found that... rolling on the lawn... It seems that it is not as simple as imagined?After really rolling, Kaka found that the resistance was greater than expected, and the whole movement was not very smooth, which was very exhausting.

That's right, the lawn... is a flat land with no slope, and you can only roll your body with your own strength.

Kaka couldn't help sighing at this moment, it might be painful to go down the stairs, but it will end quickly; so it's better to go up the stairs.

Go down the stairs?

Tatiana would never make such a suggestion. A bad thing like stairs can cause injuries. As a team doctor, how can you allow injuries to happen outside the court?

So... you can just roll the lawn; if it takes effort or something, it's just training.

"Kaka, why aren't you moving?"

"I don't know if it's only 5 meters."

"Wow, Kaka, you can't move, can you?"

"Hey, Kaka, you have to work hard."

......

All kinds of teasing sounds from above him really made Kaka want to explode and beat everyone up, although he can't beat him now; but...wait for him to get out!What about a pair of N?In the melee, you can always fight a few, and maybe you can make them "fight among themselves".

Let him wait!

But why is this lawn so hard to roll?

Kaka couldn't help but sighed in his heart, resigned to his fate and continued.

Tatiana squatted while taking a small video and immediately posted it on her social network. The accompanying text of this video is only one sentence, "Guess who this is?"

Although the night can hide the face, but Tatiana is too close to shoot... It is difficult not to spot anyone; so if the fans say it is wrong... then he may not really be a fan.

Kaka was still rolling hard, and the laughter above showed no sign of stopping at all, and some people even showed signs of laughing; while Tatiana's small video was only released on social networks for 10 minutes, and received crazy comments from fans— —

"Isn't Kaka a bucket waist? Bucket or something, shouldn't it roll smoothly? Why is he so difficult?"

"Kaka's posture is wrong, the hands should be on the top of the head and roll up quickly."

"I didn't expect that Kaka would do such a crude thing. People should not be judged by appearances."

"Have all the previous ones overlooked a question, why did Kaka do such a thing? It was still a big night."

The above message asking the reason made the fans wonder, but no one could think of the real reason, and the fans didn't bother to think about it, they just thought it was fun.

It's good for everyone to just watch the excitement. In the past few seasons, they have also "experienced the world". Although it is the first time to roll the lawn or something,... everyone can still remain calm.

"However, didn't they just finish the away game? After going back, they would go to the stadium and not go back to rest. If the head coach finds out, will he hang them?"

How could the head coach hang them?

The head coach is still watching it with gusto.

Ancelotti is lamenting that Real Madrid really gave him too many treasures, and he did not come to the wrong place; how could such a thing happen to other teams?No matter how happy other teams are, they are not as happy as Real Madrid.

Especially... to be able to participate in this kind of joy that may only be once in a lifetime.

Ancelotti even thought about whether to ask Mourinho again at Christmas. When that person stayed in Real Madrid... Will there be any more interesting things to share with him?

If the players know Ancelotti's thoughts, it is likely that they will want to jointly ask the chairman to quickly change their head coach.

This kind of head coach who is in trouble with the team doctor and has impure thoughts is not suitable for their Real Madrid!

Listening to all kinds of crazy laughter, since Kaka was rolling, he probably found the knack of exerting strength, and his movements were much smoother than at the beginning. He really hurried to finish the work, and then went back to each house to sleep!

No, let him beat him a few times before going back to bed.

Tatiana had already put away her mobile phone and started to observe the onlookers.

Cristiano was dancing and yelling to cheer up, his smile was so cheap.

Marcelo was a little bit out of breath after laughing wildly, and was trying to comfort himself, but he couldn't stop his laughter.

Ramos "Crazy Come on", laughing again and again... started to hiccup.

Benzema laughed and poked a little bit on the phone quickly, probably ready to post on social networks.

Coentraan squatted on the ground and rubbed his stomach, making strange noises from his throat from time to time.

"I think..." Tatiana's slow tone has attracted many people's attention.

What did their team doctor think of?

To be honest...the tone is kind of scary.

"From the next game, the stupid one counts, and then at the end of the season; everyone rolls aside, and while one rolls, the others wear cheerleading jerseys and do cheerleading fucks."

......

The laughter stopped abruptly.

What kind of "fairy" operation is this?

Why is Tatiana's mind always so "evil"?

Can't she just let them go for a while?

Just imagining the scene at that time, they are... a little cold!

After all, I know my own affairs, from now until the end of the season, I will not make mistakes or anything... What if the baby can't do it?

According to Tatiana's rules, by the end of the season, it is estimated that there will be a piece of ground lying on the ground, and those who can watch a good show at that time will be rare species; and these rare species will have more than half of the team's handle.

Thinking about it, I feel that things cannot develop like this.

"Looking at your expressions, do you want to make more mistakes?"

......

Coach, don't be scary all of a sudden!

You suddenly say such a sentence, they are even more afraid!

And the head coach's sentence basically means that it will be implemented according to Tatiana's "suggestion", right?

So, Ancelotti is not only helping the tyrant, but also collaborating with Tatiana; it is so angry, but... what if there is no way to resist?

Kaka, who was rolling hard, suddenly felt a sense of comfort when he heard this...After half a year, everyone will do this, but today he just...demonstrated it!

In an instant, my heart really felt a lot more balanced, and I even felt that it would be okay not to beat someone up later.

"TT, even if you have a new idea, can you wait until Kaka is done?"

"Tell me, now, we can hardly laugh."

"Is there anything you can't laugh at? As long as you don't make mistakes, the end of the season is still a good show for you to watch others." Tatiana snorted coldly at Benzema and Ramos, "It's still you, planning to show more in the second half of the season How stupid is that?"

"No no no, how come!"

"Of course we play seriously in the second half of the season."

"What is our slogan and purpose?"

"Win the 10th Champions League!"

Tatiana just sneered at this, she will wait and see.

After unremitting efforts, Kaka finally rolled the entire distance, and then climbed up pretending to be very calm, the grass all over her body looked a little funny.

At that moment, Tatiana felt that someone would be unlucky, but...most people have no eyesight, and after being depressed for a while, they recovered their heartless smile and approached Kaka cheaply before, and then...

It can only start a gang fight.

"Remember not to slap your face, you can greet places with a lot of meat, as long as you don't hit the game to affect the game; you can do anything else."

Ancelotti originally wanted to stop, but stopped halfway in surprise after hearing Tatiana's words——

Does this work too?

Openly fighting on the court or something... It's also an eye-opener!