[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

2014年5月5日，欧冠半决赛的次回合即将在安联球场进行；皇马带着主场1:0的比分客场作战拜仁。

The advantage is not big, but the momentum may be better, at least it can be regarded as a head start.

After all, in the past, Real Madrid had 10 away games against Bayern, and then... no wins, scoring 10 goals and conceding 24 goals. This record is really shameful.

Real Madrid and Bayern have also met 5 times in the Champions League semi-finals before, but Bayern won 4 of them; this is not good enough.

More importantly, Real Madrid's record in Germany was only 2 wins, 6 draws and 19 losses, which is quite dismal.

Perhaps the only good thing so far is that Ancelotti has maintained an unbeaten record against Bayern so far.

So the current situation is that Real Madrid wants to take revenge on the German team in an away game, maintain and expand their advantage in the first round and advance to the final; Bayern wants to find a way to advance to the final in the second round.

Real Madrid, which has not won the Champions League for 12 seasons, is increasingly eager for the championship.

In the last game, Bayern's ball possession rate reached 70%, but Real Madrid rarely showed an extremely solid defense. Although Bayern had a high ball possession rate, there was no way to score; It is very understandable to seek stability in a draw, but judging from Ancelotti's attitude at the pre-match press conference, the team will not hold steady in this game but will attack.

What's more, Real Madrid's daily reverse team puts a bus?

I'm afraid that even if the sun comes out from the west, they may not be able to realize this possibility.

Thank goodness the defense will not pile up in the frontcourt for a long time to participate in the attack.

However, in the face of various speculations from the outside world, various reports from the media, and the participation of previous stars in guessing the score, etc... Real Madrid still has a relatively relaxed atmosphere, and even discuss such things as skinning before the game.

Are these guys really addicted?

Before the first round of Marcelo's match, someone cut out pictures of Benzema's midfielder to study the mouth shape, but everyone's clipping the video at this time is just for fun, although a little content can be seen from the mouth shape, But not too many people paid attention to this, so it didn't cause any spread and sensation.

"Thinking about the skin in such a crucial game, I think you are itching." Tatiana somehow "changed" the paper fan that was often used in the first two seasons, and touched several people's heads. .

"TT, we just feel like we're in a better mood to get into the game."

"When you are in a good mood, you are more energetic when you compete."

"Yeah, yeah; need a pick-me-up before the game."

There are quite a lot of fallacies in this one by one?

"Refreshing, right?" Tatiana's smile became obvious, "I'll work harder, let me help you."

"No, no, TT, you don't have to work so hard." Cristiano waved his hands quickly, as if he had said something wrong?Will misfortune come out of my mouth again and again?

"It's okay, it won't be very hard, I will use a less labor-intensive method." Tatiana does not agree, and she must be responsible after certain words are spoken. Please keep in mind what is meant by "splashing water when words are spoken".

The locker room is suddenly a little quiet, what is Tatiana's so-called way to refresh her mind?

"I'll give you an injection one by one and you will definitely be sober."

……

blah blah blah!

Where did the thick needle in Tatiana's hand come from?

Are you sure that the needle sticking is refreshing and not an accident?

"This is the golden needle in traditional Chinese medicine. It won't cause any accidents, and it is also very effective in relieving injuries." Tatiana waved the needle again in front of several people. She is a doctor, so how could something happen when she gave people the needle?

"Don't you want it?" Marcelo even hid himself behind Pepe, looking like a wronged little daughter-in-law.

"Don't you guys need to refresh your mind? Why do you need to rely on your opponent? Be careful not to let people talk. I, the team doctor, can do this kind of thing for you. You're welcome. It's my job." Tatiana's sweet smile is really devilish. ah.

"No, no, no, we are very refreshed, we don't need to wake up anymore."

"Yes, yes, we are quite sober."

"Yes, TT, you don't have to work hard; we are very, very sober now, and we are playing at our best."

"Take a rest, you have worked hard."

All kinds of flattering smiles "bloom" around Tatiana, all expressing that they are very, very sincere. They don't want Tatiana to work too hard. They are in a good state today. They are very energetic and don't need to do any refreshing work.

"Really? If necessary, I am always available to serve you."

unnecessary!No need at all, thank you very much!

They will play with 12 points and go to the game.

"Hehe." Tatiana smiled noncommittally, and the somewhat scary needle suddenly disappeared again.

While everyone breathed a sigh of relief, they didn't dare to relax at all. They all secretly warned themselves that they must be serious enough when they make their appearances next time!

So...In the player tunnel, Bayern saw a Real Madrid with a completely different style from the first round, but they are more familiar with this Real Madrid, and it has always been like this. The Real Madrid before and after the last game was like another world. here.

It's better to be normal, a normal habit, otherwise you have to worry about who they are going to do to someone today.

But what Bayern doesn't know is that Real Madrid's serious face at this time is really holding back, and it's very hard to hold back. How long has it been since they were so "calm" before the game?But... in order to avoid some terrible things, I can only continue to suffocate myself, alas!

Real Madrid also behaved normally during the appearance, group photo before the game, and no one appeared in the state they wanted.

Kroos, who was a little defensive today, was completely relieved. As for the possession of Marcelo and Benzema in the current game, this game has returned to normal.

Otherwise... it will still be awkward.

Real Madrid really did the same as they said before the game, they don't know how to set up a bus, Real Madrid showed a very strong desire to attack @ the beginning of the game, but it was also a bit... Random shots!

Those long-range shots were more than random, they were too casual.

It's only been a few minutes since the game, and the waves started?

Sure enough, I haven't been educated for a long time, and everyone's skin is too itchy; I want to be soft-hearted to them, but reality doesn't allow it.

In the 9th minute of the game, Bell lobbed a shot from outside the penalty area and missed an empty goal; Bell could have this opportunity because Bayern was too high. Neuer ran out to play the role of central defender, and Bell had such a chance An empty goal chance, but the shot... a bit of a pity.

In the 10th minute of the game, Carvajal bumped into the opponent with his body while defending Ribeiro. Ribery was not to be outdone by Carvajal and had a physical collision. Pei seemed to want to argue with Ribeiro, but was directly blocked by the referee. On the other side, Mandzukic also rushed forward, and the two sides almost broke out in conflict.

The □□ smell is much stronger than the first round.

In the 15th minute of the game, Modric took a corner kick. Cristiano failed to grab the point, but this action happened to be a kind of cover. After covering Ramos, he nodded and scored.

0:1

Real Madrid scored the first away goal.

Ramos, who scored a goal, directly...kissed the teammates who came up to celebrate together—Cristiano, Kaka, and Coentrao were all "poisoned". This scene made Alonso, Modri Qi, Pepe and a few others abruptly "braked" themselves.

Ramos is a bit out of order.

The people who were kissed were confused and disgusted, but they couldn't do anything to them under the broadcast camera, and they had to continue the game, so they could only admit that they were unlucky.

Compared with only the past 5 minutes, Real Madrid once again expanded the score. It was still Ramos who scored the goal, and it was still a header.

It was still a corner kick, this time it was Alonso who took the kick, but Bayern's central defenders ran to mark Cristiano, but the latter did not fight for the ball, but Ramos once again grabbed the ball from behind and scored with a header.

Ramos' two consecutive headers caused a brief silence at the Allianz Stadium. Within 5 minutes, he conceded two goals in a row, both of which were set-pieces, scored by the same Real Madrid... defender!

This can be regarded as a big blow to Bayern.

Ramos continued to find someone to celebrate, but he suddenly found that everyone was a bit reserved and guarded, and seemed unwilling to get too close to him.

Because everyone hates the way the previous goal was celebrated.

Ramos curled his lips in excitement, actually despising him?Forget it, I'm in a good mood, don't worry about it.

After being scored 2 goals in a row by Real Madrid, Bayern was a little anxious and wanted to increase the intensity of the attack, but the effect was not very obvious.

In the 25th minute of the game, Lahm passed the ball, Ribery turned around and volleyed in the penalty area, and the ball slightly missed the far post.

In the 37th minute of the game, Real Madrid made a steal from the backcourt and launched a counterattack. Benzema passed the ball to Bell from the midfielder. Defensive Cristiano easily scored with his right-footed shot.

0:3

Real Madrid once again expanded their advantage in the game; and for this goal, it only took 11 seconds from steal to goal, and Real Madrid once again played the classic cooperation of lightning attack.

Cristiano, who scored the goal, stretched out his five fingers, waved his hands repeatedly, and laughed loudly - he is a stupid son of a landlord's family!

Then Cristiano hugged and assisted Bell, and greeted Coentrao and Pepe to come forward, all three of them stretched out five fingers to celebrate Cristiano's 15th goal in the Champions League this season.

They really are a group of... idiot sons of landlords!

Off the court, Tatiana felt ashamed to watch this scene. The celebrations of Cristiano and Ramos today were... so stupid that people want to edit this part. This is what damages the image of Real Madrid!

There is a large crowd, no eyes to see.

Bayern, who scored 3 goals by Real Madrid before the first half was over, was a little confused, and Real Madrid was obviously not satisfied with this score, and the offensive momentum was still very strong.

In the 37th minute of the game, Neuer attacked and kicked the ball. Cristiano near the center line met the ball with his left foot and volleyed the empty goal, but the ball went slightly wide.

In the 42nd minute of the game, Robben hit Pepe with a cross from the side, and Pepe fell to the ground in pain. Robben stepped forward and angrily scolded the opponent for acting.

Tatiana pressed her temples, this ball...Pepe probably acted for a while, the ball hurts on the body, but it's probably not enough to fall to the ground in pain.

In the 44th minute of the game, Bayern won a corner kick. Carvajal and Ribeiro clashed again. Boateng stepped forward to push Carvajal away, and then Ribeiro actually slapped Carvajal. The referee did not see Ribeiro's action.

"What is this guy doing?" Tatiana got excited, but slapped Marcelo on the head. "It's a football match or a boxing match."

Marcelo has no excuses, he feels a little bit bitter, Tatiana is defending Carvajal, this is very touching, but...why does he have to "suffer" along with him?

Why did you pat him on the head?

The baby is not happy!