[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

The game entered December, and Real Madrid's state can't be said to be bad, but it's not hot; at least compared with last season, there will be a clear gap in feeling; last season at this time Real Madrid was creating its own streak Winning record, this season... Already in the La Liga standings and Barcelona have begun to take turns as the number one.

And, the sudden wave of injuries.

First Ronaldo was injured, then Bell was injured, and then Benzema was also injured. After this round, Real Madrid's striker was a little bit anxious; Ramos and Pepe were injured at the same time in the defense.

Kaka and Modric also suffered some degree of muscle strain.

Are these one after another "exam questions" for the team medical team?It was quite a pain in the head.

Tatiana, who hadn't finished her work, couldn't help posting a "complaining" photo on her social network - a standing little figure surrounded by a group of little people lying in pain holding various parts.

The words at the bottom are: Real Madrid Injury Camp.

This content has been responded to by many fans. While everyone sympathizes, comforts, and cheers for Tatiana, they are also a little worried about Real Madrid's upcoming schedule. This injury is due to their deep bench, otherwise... it may be the same as this weather, It's getting colder.

But even if the bench is deep enough, fans continue to worry, what if the number of members of this "injury camp" continues unabated?This question is scary when you think about it.

Then this kind of worry turned into all kinds of "begging" to Tatiana, begging this always reliable team doctor to lead the team doctor team to save their little group.

Tatiana sighed helplessly, she is a team doctor, not a savior; she can give proper treatment after the event, and even prescribe a small trick, but she can't predict and intervene before a player is injured; if she has this ability, Two outcomes; walking sideways in the gym or lying on a dissecting table in some lab.

"I said you..."

What?What is she trying to say? Tatiana looked in a bad mood and felt a little scared.

"Can you control the frequency of your injuries?"

This is obviously embarrassing them, right?They are also the people who least want to have problems, but some things are really out of their control, so...but they dare not say "no" directly. When Tatiana's mood seems to be not very good, they are afraid that they will not pay attention There will be something so miserable that you want to die in place.

"If you get injured again, you should take early rest before the winter break; is the team going to block the goal with two goalkeepers in a historic game?" Tatiana imagined Cassie and Keylor Navas blocking the goal together The scene is so beautiful that you can't take a second look, "Or, do you want a goalkeeper to move forward, not only to defend, but also to help you organize offense and score goals?"

Tatiana felt that Cassie might, would be willing to try; but...it was definitely not feasible.

Everyone expressed disbelief for Tatiana's description. How could there be two goalkeepers in a game?Besides Tatiana, don't forget, the goalkeeper will also be... injured!

Although many people think that Cassie is probably willing to try other positions, but this kind of thing cannot be done in the official game; they will continue to compete for the championship; Would agree to such a crazy act.

More importantly, although their injuries this season are a bit serious, they are not as serious as Tatiana said that no one is playing football. In fact, everyone is still slightly injured. In addition, they have Tatiana, so the situation is much more optimistic than the fans and media expected.

"Let's play a game."

ha?play games?

Tatiana offered to play a game with them?That must be a horror game, right?Can they know what the content is and then reject it if they feel inappropriate?

“How about playing a game where you keep your winning streak going?”

What should they do if they have already started to panic?Of course they also want to win consecutively, but they always feel that it is easy to go wrong if they set the flag. After all, they have learned lessons in the previous seasons.

They continue with a special skill: how to stop Tatiana's whims and how to refuse certain "invitations" from Tatiana.

"If you keep the winning streak going before Christmas, I'll give you each a Christmas present."

Yoho, this temptation is a little bit too big.

Take the initiative to give gifts to the whole team, where does the sun come from?

But everyone also knows that behind this kind of temptation is a bigger... pit!

"What if...can't?" They who once swore that they would let Tatiana buy presents and go bankrupt about such things, if they have been counseled to a very cautious state, they have learned too much and have to counsel them a little bit.

"During the Christmas dinner, we collectively wear piggy sweaters and pig hats to record Christmas videos for fans to learn from pigs."

……

I really want to know what kind of structure Tatiana's brain is like, why is she always thinking about such weird and shameful things?Last time I recorded a video to "tell" the fans that they are pigs, and now they have to wear pig elements to learn from pigs?

Fans may really think they are crazy, right?

"Why? Is this because you have no confidence in yourself?"

"No, no, why don't we have confidence in ourselves?"

"But for things like competitions, flags can't mess around."

Although he would still respond to such a simple provocation as before, but this season he finally kept an eye on it, and after the refutation, he made an excuse to do something again, and he was no longer so "reckless".

"In the end, you just don't have confidence in yourself, and you don't have the determination to keep winning." Tatiana sighed helplessly, "This problem is very serious. I need to have a good chat with Ancelotti."

Talk about a big head ghost!

It's not that they don't have the determination to win, it's that they're afraid of "playing games" with Tatiana; but...it's really pissed off to be said that, knowing that Tatiana is doing it on purpose is still pissed off.

and so--

"I play this game!" Ramos, who is known as "Water Lord", was the first to respond, but this time he was a bit obedient, saying that he was playing with Tatiana, and he did not act on behalf of the team again.

"Is Ramos the only one?" Tatiana tilted her head, she didn't have to bet with herself, there must be someone who would "be overwhelmed" together.

"I play too." How could such a confident person like Cristiano be able to withstand such a challenge?It is not allowed to be "underestimated" by Tatiana.

"I'll follow too." Benzema immediately connected.

"And I."

……

One after another, almost the entire team was provoked again; even James Ronaldo, Kroos, and Hernandez joined the "game", obviously the competitive spirit... everyone is almost the same. to gather here.

"I wish I could prepare Christmas gifts for you instead of pig suits." Tatiana said this sincerely. She doesn't like to watch the team lose, and she proposed this because she hoped that the league would stop being so frightening.

It's not easy for Tatiana to dig holes for these fun things?

"TT, if we win the league and the Champions League together this season, how about you find a way to make the head coach wear a pig suit?" Suddenly, Benzema felt that he had a good idea and didn't dare to make trouble with Tatiana, but Anche Lottie can still think about it?And it's realized through Tatiana; they don't ask for learning the name of a pig. After all, it's not suitable for the coach when he's old, but it's okay to wear a pig suit or something, right?

While the others silently applaud Benzema's proposal, Tatiana looks people up and down until they look creepy.

"If you really won the double crown, it's no problem." It's just a piggy suit. She must have a way to make Ancelotti compromise with such a cute outfit.

But the premise is that these guys can really do it?

You know, Real Madrid is no longer the number one in the league standings. Although they are only 1 point away from Barcelona, ​​who knows whether this 1 point will become a fatal 1 point in the end.

"But I think you guys should take care of the game in front of you." The next game is to kick the cousin. The cousins ​​today are not the cousins ​​of the past. They will be the ones who get kicked accidentally.

"Don't worry, we can definitely win this match." Although we all know that my cousin is no longer what she used to be, everyone is still very confident; especially after being rewarded and stimulated by some shameful things.

"There will be no mistakes."

"Hehe, this flag is very good." Tatiana suddenly looked at Marcelo with a half-smile, "A guy who will definitely not be able to play in the next game said that there will be no mistakes, which is a bit...meaningful."

Marcelo blinked innocently, he...is he stupid again?

Kaka touched Marcelo's head, what a pig's head, there is no way to save it.

"Then I would like to ask, how can a defender who can't play ensure that there is no mistake in the game?" Since he is stupid, he will naturally be tortured by Tatiana's soul. If Meng easily let Marcelo go, then it is not them The team doctor.

"I..." Marcelo has no way to answer this kind of soul torture. He admits that he was wrong, can he not focus on this question?

Marcelo cast a look of help to his little friends, but the so-called little friends are very friendly without stepping on them at this time, how could they help him with advice?

"Well then, since you said there would be no mistakes; then..."

So, what?

Marcelo's heart was pounding in his throat.

"If something goes wrong in the game, it's your fault."

This... a person who doesn't play is to blame?

Is Real Madrid's backer going to be replaced from now on?

"Brothers, I rely on you."

"Hey, then hurry up and please us." How could everyone say "no problem" at a time like this?Of course it was to tease Marcelo first.

"Get out! Don't forget that there is a problem in the game. It will be no good for you to learn from pigs as a group." Marcelo will not give in, and his reaction is fast enough at this time.

"No matter, please please us first, otherwise..."

"A mistake doesn't mean you can't win the game. What happens when you win the game?"

"Hey, so, Marcelo; you are destined to treat us well before the game with your cousin is over."

Really... What kind of people?

This person turned out to be a teammate?

Are you not afraid of being struck by lightning?