[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

Real Madrid has maintained a record of unbeaten victories in the Champions League, and the league stumbled and barely kept the second place in the points ushered in Christmas; before that, Cristiano, Kaka, Ramos, Benzema, Marcelo, Bale, The nine people, Coentram and Isco, have all experienced the incident of being named by the chairman to clean the toilet, and the last "lucky one" will not be born until after the winter break.

Judging from the fact that the chairman really named 9 different people, everyone thinks that Tatiana may have named the same person, which is probably not true, so the people who have been named are very happy at this time, while the rest are worried Zhong Zhong, this winter break feels uneasy, no one can be sure whether they are completely safe.

But before that, they still owe Tatiana a shameful thing.

Impulsively at that time, almost the whole team agreed to the bet, so now the whole team has to wear pig clothes and pig hats at the team Christmas dinner, and then wear those videos for fans to learn how to meow; , couldn't be worse.

Things like flags really shouldn’t be messed around, and things like bets can’t be messed around either. They rarely beat Tatiana, right?

Of course, during the period, they also prayed that Tatiana would forget about this matter, and everyone tacitly even said the word "pig" less, let alone "consciously" wearing clothes with pig patterns to attend parties, but... this It seems quite difficult for Tatiana to forget about this kind of thing naturally.

On the day of the team's Christmas dinner, Tatiana was waiting at the door, with two large boxes piled up beside her - she paid for the customized Zhuzhuyi and Zhuzhu hats at her own expense.

That "friendly" smile is the devil's "death talisman" in the eyes of the players.

"Dear fat friends, don't be shy, change your clothes."

……

I really want to turn around and leave or act as if I don’t know Tatiana, but if I don’t dare to say these two behaviors, the consequences after doing it may be very serious; what will happen if I don’t attend the team’s annual event casually? ?Pretending not to know Tatiana, do they still want to be treated "correctly" in the future?

Therefore, it is more important to be a human being "from the heart".

Since it is "congxin", then line up to get clothes and hats and put them on obediently; it may be gratifying that although the clothes and hats prepared by Tatiana are all pig elements, they are not so exaggerated and unacceptable. With a cute and loving style, just let yourself try to be cute to the fans.

Since Tatiana has been in Real Madrid for so many seasons, many people's ability to comfort themselves has become better and better.

"Brother, I've been here for a long time, I should get used to it; this is the ecological norm of our team." Ramos comforted Kroos with his irresponsible expression. .

Kroos didn't say anything. He felt that Ramos might as well not say anything. It was a bit of a bummer to say it; after all, he chose Real Madrid for this transfer, and the result was that he got himself into a "pit"?

Who would have thought that the ecology of the Real Madrid dressing room, which is so beautiful outside, would be like that?

However, he also had a big problem. At that time, he was not very familiar with the team, so why didn't he keep calm and observe, and joined this kind of bet on impulse?

Self-inflicted crimes, there is really no way out.

Florentino was stunned for a while when he saw a group of guys in red piggy sweaters and hats, and then... he still had a calm expression. He is basically immune to these now. As long as Tatiana is still on the team, what will happen to him? It will not be a surprise.

For the "pigs" in front of him, Florentino just cast a look of sympathy for these players, not knowing whether he was watching a show or sympathizing with these players. He didn't know if there was any other follow-up besides wearing this clothes.

"I don't think the chairman is looking right at us."

"Since the chairman really appeared 9 times and named 9 people, I feel that the chairman is not a good person."

……

In front of the chairman, he couldn't restrain his voice and say that he is not a good person. Isn't Ramos's courage a bit too much? Isn't that how "be pampered and proud" is played?

"Brother, how are you human..." Marcelo patted Ramos on the shoulder. The consequences of speaking out in front of the chairman and Tatiana are actually the same; knowing that the chairman is on the side, he still said it so loudly.

"This dress is quite festive and suitable for you."

……

The chairman and Tatiana are indeed a family, and some hidden things have gradually revealed; it seems that their life will be even more difficult in the future.

However, they didn't dare to refute Florentino, not to mention that the chairman only said that the clothes were festive and suitable for them. He said that the clothes were suitable, and it didn't have any other meaning; but...they knew what the chairman wanted to express other aspects.

"Come and record a video after the dinner." Then Tatiana continued to "kindly" remind her that besides the clothes, there are other tasks.

"Yes, yes, we must do well... learn how to bray like a pig!"

Hahaha, this self-destructive attitude really makes people happy.

I don't know if the fans will be frightened by the players' overly sculpted Christmas greeting videos today.

"Need to watch some videos about pigs first to learn how to meow?"

Need not!Not at all!

The collective kept silent and pretended they hadn’t heard anything. Originally, recording videos and learning pig meows was enough. Why did they watch videos and learn pig meows in advance for this kind of thing?They don't want to do such a shameful thing.

Tatiana didn't care about being ignored like this, she just thought silently whether to let them come one by one, or together; it seems that the effect of "shocking" would be more "shocking" if they came together?

Recording one by one in turn makes me feel tired after watching it. First of all, the "momentum" will be different, and then I can deliberately ask them to NG many times about whether it is neat or not, and then the length of this video will not be particularly short. It's very interesting, and it saves everyone the trouble of editing the single-player videos together later.

They felt a bit cold, but the heat was turned on quite well, so the intense coldness could only come from some terrible thoughts of Tatiana, they have had a miserable Christmas, what else does she want ?

Hey, losing a game may not be a serious matter, but betting against Tatiana will definitely cause terrible things to happen. Why do they always crawl into the pit by themselves?Did Tatiana hypnotize them at some point?

"I won't hypnotize you, I don't need such advanced methods for you."

Why does Tatiana know what they are thinking like this?None of them made a sound.

"Every time you write your thoughts on your face, you can see through them at a glance." Tatiana said that seeing through them is really not a challenge; suddenly I can understand why Pique has always said "seeing through" before, because it may be true. up.

Is it so exaggerated?Did they really put their thoughts on their faces?Shouldn't it be that obvious?

Some people even touched their own face for it, which looks really stupid as hell.

Is it necessary to keep a blank face in front of Tatiana in the future to avoid accidents?

But for the time being, everyone doesn’t have much chance to think about this issue. For the Christmas dinner, there are still some polite procedures. In the whole “normal” process, everyone is very normal and happy. Occasionally tell a joke that is more appropriate, and have a drink with each other. What; after all, these are recorded and released for viewing, representing the "official image" of the team, and everyone still wants to save face.

And when the dinner party is over and there are only "myself"——

That's Tatiana's world!

The camera was set up, and the team doctor and his son acted as the photographer, "Come on, do you want to form a better formation?"

No, why do you have to line up for this kind of thing?

"So, who will try it first? Or start directly together? If you learn too much, you have to start all over again."

ha?

It is even stipulated that you must learn enough?

Doesn't look like it's not enough?What if they really can't learn and can't resemble it?besides--

"Study together? Then someone doesn't look like you have to do it all over again?"

Let’s learn how to bray together. This picture is a bit scary when I think about it now, but the picture is also very "beautiful" when I line up one by one.

"Let's do it together, one by one is a waste of time, but if someone has a strong request for a solo, I can satisfy it."

No no no, this kind of thing doesn't need a solo, definitely not!

"Come on, let's get started."

I can't get started, learning to meow is really a bit... not only shameful but also very difficult.

However, no matter how much time is delayed, it seems useless, after all, Tatiana is standing opposite!

So... That night, after complaining about Real Madrid's Christmas dinner this year, it seemed that they had returned to some kind of uninspired era, and the fans realized that they were wrong. This year's Real Madrid Christmas, they still prepared surprises for the fans.

A surprise that's close to frightening!

Real Madrid collectively wore clothes and hats with pig elements, and collectively imitated pigs!

Is this collective insanity?

At the beginning of the season, many people posted a video saying that they were pigs, and then they meowed like pigs for Christmas. What did they want to do?

Then let go, does the chairman know?Does the chairman agree?Does the image of a wealthy family still exist?

But while the fans were frightened, they commented on who was the most similar, who was the most perfunctory, and who wore the piggy suit the cutest.

Looking at the various comments from the fans, Real Madrid players can't wait to get themselves a trumpet to scold the fans——

The comments are so joyful, are you still a true fan?This is black, right?If you are a fan, why don't you complain about the players and ask who is so crazy to organize this kind of thing? If you are a fan, you should help them "crusade" a certain team doctor!

However, the true fans of Real Madrid are probably used to the various situations of Real Madrid. This kind of video that does not need images is very enjoyable for everyone to watch.