[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

"TT, we won the game today."

"TT, we won two goals."

"TT, you really don't have a chance."

Tatiana didn't have any idea when she looked at the terrified guys around her. She won the game, but she didn't play well. What's the matter?How many effective offenses were there in the game?The striker's entire sleepwalking state can still be so frightening?How can you be so happy after accidentally scoring two goals while sleepwalking?

The person who was super nervous last second saw Tatiana's face without a smile, and couldn't smile anymore; winning today is not beautiful, it seems that he shouldn't be so proud, keep a low profile, and you should keep a low profile at this time, otherwise something will happen. of.

A group of people didn't dare to say anything to Tatiana for a moment, and silently lowered their heads to tidy themselves up. They took selfies when they should take selfies, and took group photos when they should take a group photo. They all avoided "eye contact" with Tatiana very tacitly.

Everyone made a mistake and pretended to be a good boy, making Ancelotti confused for a few seconds when he entered the locker room. Did he go to the wrong place?There is a "quiet" atmosphere today... I have to say, it still has Real Madrid characteristics.

But who will you take to the post-match press conference today?

Today everyone is really...no bright spot; Cristiano broke his own scoring drought or something, and it doesn't feel interesting, why not——

"Marcelo, come with me to the press conference." Left back world wave or something, a little bit interesting?

"All the staff in the backstage have been trained, and today's condition is really not good."

……

Ancelotti is still so "gentle", but why does he look more and more like Tatiana?Near Mo Zhehei or something, really too accurate.

However, Ancelotti still gave everyone "face" quite a bit, and just went back for additional training without any other means; and regarding the matter of additional training, the players have already experienced many battles and are fearless.

Marcelo, who was "caught" by Ancelotti to attend the post-match press conference, was a little confused. Why did he take him there?Although Ancelotti will occasionally play cards against common sense, he still takes the captain after most games. Shouldn't he take the captain to fool the media in a rather dull game today?

If it was a goal, it was Cristiano who broke the deadlock; because he couldn't figure out why Ancelotti named him, Marcelo appeared at the post-match press conference with a blank and innocent look.

Except for a few times, if Marcelo appeared in public at other times, he would always be happy. Why is he innocent and dazed today?What happened in Real Madrid's dressing room just now?

Although I have been "tortured" by Real Madrid to the point of losing my temper, every time the reporter sees the different expressions of the Real Madrid players from what they expected, they still can't help but make up their minds, and everyone loves to make up the Real Madrid locker room. Last season, Real Madrid's dressing room was so harmonious that all outsiders felt bored.

Although Real Madrid won the game, they played too "flat" today. The reporter's questions began to focus more on the status and injuries of Real Madrid players; especially the injuries. Before the winter break, Real Madrid was injured. .

As for the reporter staring at the injury situation, Ancelotti naturally practiced Tai Chi in various ways. If he could say something, he would send a news report, and if he didn't say it, it would be inconvenient to say it in detail; although they had a lot of injuries, But they have reliable team doctors who can always recover in less time than expected, so other teams don't need to be too jealous.

"How do you comment on today's game performance?"

Seeing that other aspects could not dig out any "useful" information, the reporter returned to the topic of today's game itself, and asked questions about Marcelo. Everyone felt that he was a little too "snubbed" before, which is not acceptable.

Today's game was like... Marcelo blinked, what kind of adjective should he find?It seems that even if you want to boast about it today, it won’t work?Self-deprecating or something, it doesn't seem appropriate in front of the opponent who lost the game?

"We won the game, which is very important, and we will continue to work hard at home in the second leg."

……

Every word can even be said to be used very accurately, but why do you think it is so weird?Especially when such an "veteran cadre" style answer came out of Marcelo's mouth, it was even more strange.

Presumably, they were made nervous by the occasional convulsions of Real Madrid?

People answer questions normally and they still think it's abnormal?

After going through the press conference where he didn't know what was going on, Marcelo was greeted by several weird expressions when he returned to the locker room.

"You...what are you doing?" Marcelo took a half-step back, folded his hands on his chest, as if avoiding sexual harassment, and this action caused a burst of laughter.

"I suggest you wait to watch the video of the press conference just now."

"What do you mean?" Marcelo was still bewildered. At the press conference just now, he thought he was well-behaved and had no problems, so what is the point of these guys' jokes?

"You can see for yourself."

These guys, are they still playing tricks on this kind of thing?

Tatiana was also a little puzzled by this. Nothing special happened in the press conference just now; Tatiana tried very hard to recall what she saw in the live video just now, and then made some guesses about their jokes. Kindergarten, this can become a joke and I am convinced.

Marcelo "choked" Cristiano's neck, "What's going on? Be honest!"

"It's all right, it's just that your expression is too stupid." Cristiano didn't hold back, and the guy who was "pinched" directly explained why they laughed so happily, "Quan Cheng has a silly face, cooperate with you Afro, it's really funny."

……

Tatiana sighed helplessly, she just had a shaggy head, what's so funny?She can't get this joke at all, but these guys... No wonder it's the sixth season, and they can only continue to go to kindergarten, and they can't even go to elementary school. It's not without reason.

Marcelo was stunned for a moment, and then regardless of 21, he directly launched a "beating" strategy against a group of people. He didn't care how naive the joke was. Anyway, if these guys dare to laugh at him, they must be prepared to be "revenged" Prepare.

For a while, a little bit of long-lost chicken and dog jumping was staged in the Real Madrid locker room again; but...my friends, this is an away game, not a home locker room, can you be a little restrained?

Silently looking at a sock that was so handsome that it was so handsome that it was outside the locker room door, Tatiana felt that the whole person was a little bit unwell; could it be more careless?

While those guys were still making noise with each other, Tatiana "escaped" very decisively from the locker room, even using the "bio-chemical-weapon" such as socks after the game, and it would be too dangerous if she didn't leave.

Tatiana, who was running away, didn't know what happened to them in the end, but judging from the fact that some people were very violent and kept fighting each other on the way back, the "battle situation" after she left must be even more tragic.

I didn't expect that not only were they naive, but these guys were getting more and more naive.

"In other words, someone really got slapped in the face by a stinky sock?"

……

Tatiana's question made the scene as quiet as xx for a while. I really don't want to answer this question. The scene was too tragic. Neither the "culprit" nor the victim wanted to mention the scene at that time;

For this silent Tatiana "understanding", no one needs to come out to explain in detail, such heavy-tasting things really don't need to explain the details too clearly, and she is even more unwilling to imagine, it's too...disgusting!

Ancelotti listened to these conversations in silence and felt wise that he didn't go into the dressing room after the press conference. This is really terrible. These guys are terrible.This is no longer a childish behavior, this is... killing = people see blood.

Don't let yourself imagine that scene.

"Although I'm a little uncomfortable, I still want to know, who are the poor victims?"

……

"TT, we can still be good friends without asking about this kind of thing."

"It seems that you are victim No. 1, classmate Sergio Ramos." Tatiana laughed, these guys' ability to "not recruit themselves" is really too strong.

"And Benzema." After a moment of shock, Ramos began to "sell out" his companions. How could he be the only one being laughed at?This is absolutely not acceptable, it is a little bit more balanced if everyone is laughed at together, and it is also a kind of comfort to myself - he is not alone in the unlucky situation.

"Is there any more?" Tatiana still restrained her smile. Her faint smile made people think that she didn't have any particularly happy mood, but everyone also knew that this was all an illusion, and they were not comparable to Tatiana .

"And Cross."

It's so pitiful, the honest man who sent this letter has experienced so much in less than one season, and I don't know if he will have the idea of ​​running away next season?

"Then there is another question, who are the culprits?" Tatiana heard them "arguing" for a long time, and there were various conflicts between each other, but she didn't sort out who was responsible for the three victims.

"he!"

"he!"

"It's not me, it's you."

"It's not me, it's him."

This question suddenly made everyone "active" again, and they all said that it was none of their business, and that they were implicated by a certain guy.

Tatiana shook her head again, really should let the reporters see what these guys look like now, is this called harmony?

If the reporter sees this "noisy" scene, it is estimated that in a week... maybe a month, he will be able to write various articles about the disharmony in the Real Madrid dressing room. They are still a little bit rational, otherwise Tatiana thinks that they will be able to pinch each other in minutes.

After thinking for a while, Tatiana suddenly moved to Ancelotti's side, "If you really want to be the culprit, it should be you."

"What?" Ancelotti was shocked, how could this matter have something to do with him?

"If you hadn't taken Marcelo to the post-match press conference, this wouldn't have happened."

……

Ancelotti was speechless for a moment, but what Tatiana said seemed to make sense; come on, his fault!