[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

Messi is very, very bad now. He is facing a difficult moment in his life. They just came to a party at Real Madrid in Madrid and played a very ordinary game that everyone would play. How did it become a face? The most difficult moment in life?

If time could be turned back, he would definitely try to prevent everyone from coming to Madrid and coming to Cristiano's house.

The mountains of swords and seas of fire are not as scary as they are today!

"Hey, brother, come on." Benzema dragged out a box from the corner behind the sofa, and what was in the box, why did he have that kind of clothes?Of course, after wearing it once, Tatiana "gives it" to him, and will keep it just to find another "destined person"; as for the problem of different body and height, this kind of clothes can be overcome.

What's more, Messi's clothes are definitely more suitable than him.

Even prepared the clothes in advance?

Benzema is waiting to draw the king today, and then make that person unlucky, right?This kind of person is really too bad, even if you usually look at this guy as not an honest person, but who would have thought that it could be so bad?

"Manly man, I am willing to bet and admit defeat; you can't afford to lose." Cristiano put a hand on Messi's shoulder, as if to comfort his opponent, but if the arc of the corner of his mouth is not too weird, there may be another A little bit of persuasion.

now...

Real Madrid, can there be a normal person? ——This is probably the inner complaint of the Barcelona people at this time.

But after complaining, everyone except Messi also had a little bit of curiosity and anticipation. Should Messi wait for the next "performance" to take pictures, video or something?This must be a once in a lifetime sight, right?

People's inferiority will always erupt suddenly at a certain moment.

Messi looked at Benzema's box and felt that he didn't need to strangle him to death, and it might be more convenient to bump him to death by himself.

Under the urging of dozens of people "willing to gamble and admit defeat", Messi sighed, should this be his fate today?

I can only... change into the damn clothes and dance according to the video?

Life is too difficult, right?

But no matter how much Messi laments the difficulties of life, the reality he has to face is to accept this big adventure.

When Messi changed into the sailor suit, the straight men in the audience went "crazy", whether they were opponents or teammates.

Tatiana, the only woman present, covered her face. No matter what, she couldn't bear to look directly at her like Benzema; no matter what, the "precious" photos and videos should be kept.

"Come on, the video is ready, just follow along, you don't have to be very standard, just follow along." Benzema's smile is as cheap as he wants, he took a pad very attentively, and started the video , put it in a convenient place for Messi to watch.

Watching the dance of the cute girl in the video, Messi once again had the desire to die. This time he wanted to drag Benzema to die together.

This kind of scourge should not continue to exist in the world.

Facing Messi's scary gaze, Benzema is not afraid at all. They are not even afraid of Tatiana now, but are they still afraid of a gaze from the top player next door?

Messi just stared, there was no way he could really do anything, he didn't need to care at all.

Messi took a deep breath, he was dead anyway, he should die sooner and be relieved, it was just a joke to stand still there.

Under tremendous psychological pressure, Messi resigned himself to doing the actions in the video, and he remembered all the guys around him who took pictures and videotaped!

But what's the use of remembering it?

There are too many people and there is no way to retaliate; one or two can fight, and the two teams add up to dozens of people...not only lack of strength, but also have lingering fears.

Benzema felt that he was quite "kind". When Messi followed the video and made a few random moves, he stopped. He didn't ask people to dance for several minutes. This kind of cutscene or something is not enough to give face ?

After such a round of "horrific adventure" by Benzema, at least Barcelona dare not play this game anymore; what if the king is from Real Madrid again, and then there is a terrible adventure? What will they do? ?

Pique, Neymar, and Messi have all "fallen" today, and no more people can be recruited; is it time to retreat?

They still have to catch a flight to Barcelona; they don't have a reservation for a hotel or something!

Must go back tonight.

Let's go, this ghost place must not stay longer, it's too scary; they already have a psychological shadow of Real Madrid's home game next season, these guys are really not good at appearances?

For Barcelona collectively expressing their intention to leave very synchronously, Real Madrid, who knew they couldn't really keep people, just showed politeness, but inwardly...it's a pity that there is no way to play a bigger game.

"Come to play next time when you have time."

Go to hell!

If it weren't for an away game, Barcelona would not want to set foot in Madrid at all.

"Reluctantly" sending Barcelona away, Marcelo sighed regretfully, "There are still so many fun things to do, and the preparations are useless. It's really disappointing."

Tatiana shook her head silently, and after playing again, be careful that people don't even want to play with them in the national derby.

"In the future, we should organize more activities to connect with each other; we can also invite other teams."

In addition to the next door, you actually want to harm other people's homes?

How can the word "scum" explain this clearly?

What a scum!

Tatiana said that she should not talk to this kind of person, and she will go home.

"TT, you haven't forgotten the party at your house next week, have you?"

"I haven't forgotten, just bring yourselves here." Tatiana said that she will definitely "warmly" entertain her when the time comes, and this will be the last time.

Several people looked at each other in blank dismay. They all felt that Tatiana might play something more terrifying this time, but this was an "opportunity" they had won, and they had to attend even kneeling.

I had a good time at Barcelona today, and next week... is this retribution?

No matter, it is a trap, but it may also be an opportunity. They still want to find a chance to prank Tatiana; they also need to have some confidence in themselves.

Originally, Barcelona thought the party was over when it was over, but they were caught by their opponents, but... they are really too naive. With the personality of most people in Real Madrid, they would have a big news like having a party with Barcelona. Not posting on social media?Looking at the situation of their daily "black" teammates, will today's black history be shared with fans?

After a terrible party for Barcelona, ​​social networks exploded.

Especially Tatiana, her tag can be said to be a bit too much - #奇妇公主#; and then made up a story: the two suitors of the princess suddenly got together inexplicably.

The accompanying picture is naturally Messi in sailor suit and Pique and Neymar who are kissing together.

After these pictures were released, it really felt like the whole world was shocked.

First of all, why do Real Madrid players hang out with Barcelona players and have a party, and it's Barcelona players who come to Madrid from Barcelona to play with Real Madrid players?Even if many of the two teams belong to the national team, it should be the day when the national team is training to play together, but now people from the two clubs are playing together, which is really an anecdote.

But this anecdote is insignificant in front of other pictures.

Why does Messi wear a sailor suit?What's wrong with this Barcelona's top card?

Why did Neymar and Pique get together? Even if Barcelona want to show that their striker and defense have a good relationship, they don't use this method, right?

Is this challenging everyone's heart?

It's so hot that you doubt life, okay?

After the initial shock, some senior fans of Real Madrid began to react differently-is Messi's set the same style as Benzema's one time?I remember a time when Tatiana’s social network let go of a photo of Benzema, only the photo was not accompanied by any text, and Tatiana deleted it by herself after a short while after it was released, but there are still fans who are quick-witted and controlC.

Are Benzema and Messi wearing "couple styles"?

If you open your mind like this, it will be even more confusing!

What weird things happened to these two teams today?Can anyone explain a little bit to their bewildered fans?Especially the fans of Barcelona, ​​they are definitely more confused than the fans of Real Madrid. At least the fans of Real Madrid have been trained to have a big heart by Tatiana and the convulsive players in the past few seasons, while the fans of Barcelona have never experienced it. After all those monstrosities, such a monstrous time has come, my heart really can't bear it.

Looking at all the Barcelona fans who have turned on the suspicious life mode, the Real Madrid fans have turned on the "life mentor" mode, brother dei, just get used to this kind of thing; after getting used to it, just use control C often.

Whose idol is not a sand sculpture at heart?

Really, just get used to it.

How do you get used to this kind of thing?

The comforted Barcelona fans are still suspicious of life, still irritable, and even want their idols to come out and give an explanation.

Messi, Neymar, and Pique are suffering in their hearts. How can they go out and explain this kind of thing?

Said they went to Madrid to party and play a game with their derby opponents, and then lost the game, bad luck and got this punishment?These strange punishments are what Ramos and Benzema came up with, and they happen to be a combination of striker and defender.

I really can't say this, right?

To be honest, whether the fans believe it or not, they are the ones who are ashamed.

Not to mention, it is actually fans who doubt life, and it is more embarrassing to go out and explain themselves, so it is better to keep silent, right?

After Tatiana broke the news, Real Madrid players also released various party photos one after another, while Barcelona's side was calm, as if nothing had happened between them and Real Madrid, and the photos sent by Real Madrid were all PS.

If they could turn back time, they would never go to that damn party!

Compared with the skeptical life of Barcelona fans, Real Madrid fans who watched a circle of social networks have long calmed down and opened up various brain holes. The most reliable of them is that some people speculate that Barcelona lost in a big adventure with Real Madrid.

Fans can have such an accurate guess that the content of Real Madrid players' shameful play was posted on social networks several times because of the team's big adventure game.

This is all played against his opponents in the national derby, and it is also... quite Real Madrid's style!