Your object is gone [unlimited]

Chapter 1 He is the nemesis of single dogs!

Octagonal Zhuwa, glazed screen wall, crystal bricks and jade, the crowds are like weaving.

This is the "Desolate Ruins" station, hanging upside down from the sky, with waterfalls falling in four directions. As the heavenly starting point of the Six Realms Express, the traffic flow is extremely huge every day.There are countless passengers in strange dresses, or people with bird heads, or fishtail deer heads, or ghostly passengers coming in and out here.

A pair of stone lions look around each other, guarding the left and right sides of the station gate. The carvings are simple and full of natural interest.But in a blink of an eye, when the setting sun was setting, dark red, foul-smelling tears of blood leaked from their eye sockets. The carved manes and lion scales seemed to move at any moment, making them even more mighty and ferocious.

The bustling station during the day became silent and mysterious, and the passengers who had been jostling each other suddenly disappeared completely. This made the few people who were quietly wandering around with tickets in their hands suddenly stand out.

"呵啦啦..." There was a sound of current disturbance, and with the rapid rotation of the clock hands on the dome of the station, it came from the horn bell hanging from the eaves, making Ben carefully pinch the ticket left and right to explore. People almost jumped up in fright.

The wind brought a faint smell of rust, dust gradually drifted around, the street lights around the station gradually lit up, but the temperature plummeted.At the same time when everyone was almost unable to hold back, a bony withered claw finally protruded slowly from the shadow of the stone lion, and in the blink of an eye, a few 'people' with orange bow ties sprang out, holding a skull crutch, Giggled at everyone.

"Hey, there are quite a lot of people?" He was wearing a top hat with a wide brim half down and full of raven feathers.The airtightly covered face is a silver-white bone bird mask, the beak is extremely long and cold, and the eye sockets are filled with two pairs of eyes, one large and one small. He is wearing a poor-quality and stained clown costume. Looking at the people standing on the stairs with good intentions, "I don't know how many will be left in the end?"

Fu Ling held the ticket tightly in her hand, her shoulders shrunk, and she didn't feel the relaxed atmosphere that an ordinary-level examination room should have.Quietly looking left and right out of the corners of his eyes, he didn't see half a confident expression.

"Hey, but don't ask too much for the warm-up level for newcomers... It's good to screen out more crooked melons and dates, so as to avoid being complained by colleagues later..." Seeing that the masked clown made a nondescript gentlemanly salute to everyone, he muttered, "I am 7431, the invigilator of this exam, and I am honored to be your 'guide'. Now, to prevent any candidates from sneaking into the exam room, It has caused damage to everyone's rights and interests, please let me check the tickets for everyone before getting on the bus, and read out the rules of the examination room!"

Examiner 7431 pointed his crutch to the ground, and everyone felt an irresistible gravitational force, their feet lifted off the ground, and they lined up neatly in front of him.Everyone's ticket is involuntarily rushed from the pocket, hair, and sole of the shoe to the hand, obediently put the ticket into the grinning mouth of the skull, and bite it up and down, and then you can punch in and 'verify your identity'.

【drop!Ji Huaian, adult ticket.You only came to take the exam at such an old age. Didn’t you wean you before?Ah, but I have a bit of osteoporosis, brittle knees, high blood pressure, and fast heartbeat. It is recommended to buy an insurance before continuing the exam! 】

Candidates all looked mournful, why don't they know what's going on when they see this?However, examiner 7431 did not pause because of their fear, and kicked each one after the examination.

In addition, the skull-head checks the tickets, but it actually checks the tickets, and at the same time criticizes the information and strength of the candidates and makes comments.

【drop!Huang Tongle, child ticket.A newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. It seems that you are high-spirited and energetic. Your eyesight is proportional to your height. It is recommended to stop and listen to everything. There is no way out for a stubborn mouth. 】

The examinees who were commented all seemed to have been dumped. Their faces were as dark as they could be, but they had nothing to do with the skull.Especially when the other party didn't say anything good at all, as if he was sincerely trying to curse someone to death, after a series of words, no one could walk out of the examination room with his life!

【drop!Tong Yinhang, regular ticket.All roads lead to the underworld, you are the best if you are ordinary. 】

【drop!Wang Siqi, free vote.Fish swim in the water, swim around and you will be familiar! 】

The ticket inspection was changed to a singing ticket. The skull looked very excited, but the atmosphere on the scene was even more dignified.Seeing that the team is getting shorter and shorter, falling into Fu Ling's eyes is like a reminder...

【drop!Poria cocos, regular ticket.The skills are too biased, the character is weak, and clumsy.Full of cuteness, cute and innocent, I have never seen such a silly girl in my life... Fubo has no koi life, and it is unlucky to meet anyone. It is recommended to find a thigh and hug it tightly, otherwise you will die I don't know. 】When it was Fuling's turn, the skeleton shook in the examiner's hand, and with its teeth clucking, it chewed out two rows of neat holes in the priceless ticket, and only then did it let go when the little girl was about to suffocate.

Ordinary ticket!

The Poria family knows their own affairs. Although the seller promises to be innocent, there has never been a ticket inspection process in the past "special examination", so it is hard not to feel worried about it... Fortunately, it is all right!

As for evaluation?The most important thing is for people to pass the test safely, and being said a few words will not lose a piece of meat, right?Life is still good!

【drop!Li Gende, invalid vote! 】But in an instant, I saw the skull's chin swinging from side to side, grinning with a malicious and mocking expression, and said sharply: 【Hey!I didn't expect someone to sneak into the country with a ticket!If it weren't for my uncle, I would see through it with my keen eyes, but I would let you take advantage of the loopholes! 】

[If you have the ability to enter any examination room, people smell bad and tickets are bad, joining this examination room is really an insult to my uncle, quack quack quack quack...]

The crowd around Candidate Huang Gende suddenly receded like a tide, leaving a large vacuum.

"Hey hee hee... It's been a long time since I saw someone so bold!" Examiner 7431 leaned forward and let out a piercing and excited laugh, and his joy made people tremble with fear.

Invalid ticket!Smuggling!Someone really dares!

There was a dead silence outside the station for a moment, seeing the candidate Huang Gen's face pale and wrinkled, old and bereaved, his thin body trembling like a fallen leaf, he could hardly stand up, his bean-big cold sweat poured out like he didn't want money Throwing on the ground, shrugging his shoulders and about to kneel down, but he failed to get any sympathetic eyes.

Stowaways are not uncommon, but if caught by the examiner, there is only one end.Especially this weird examiner looked like a butcher. I'm afraid he won't just draw Huang Gende's future "examination luck"...but prepare to die!

Examiner 7431 shook his head from side to side, as if he was ready to move.The skull let out a bloodthirsty laugh on the top of the crutch, and the blood surged from the laughter, and the eardrums were filled with the sound of disordered heartbeat.

"I, I have ancestral gems!" Unexpectedly, Huang Gende clasped his hands in front of his chest, a piece of emerald jade pendant could be vaguely seen on his fingertips, his back molars were clenched tightly, his eyes were protruding, staring at the ground in front of him, Breathing heavily, he whispered, "Please, please... just let me get in the car..."

"Tsk tsk, I'm not very capable, and I'm asking too much." Examiner 7431 stretched out his dead branch-like fingers, clamped Huang Gende's well-boned neck, looked at his face that was gradually turning red and purple, and smiled softly, "I want to bribe you!" Examiner? Then go back and report me? This kind of low-level method can only be seen at this level of checkpoint..."

"Hmm──!" Huang Gende was lifted off the ground with one hand by examiner 7431, his two legs struggled fiercely in mid-air, the hand holding the jade pendant was shaken loose, and let it roll to the ground with a 'gudong'.

Jade shavings were splashed unexpectedly, and the seemingly light and small objects could dig holes in the ground of the station.

But some people's eyes flashed all over, and they glanced greedily at Huang Gende...

"Huh?" Examiner 7431 was a little surprised by this change, his small eyes on the cheekbones flickered, but the movement of holding Huang Gende still didn't mean to relax, "It's just such a jade pendant? Do you know that destroying the examination room is to Compensation?"

The implication is that such a little thing alone cannot meet the minimum threshold for bribery.

Unless Huang Gende can come up with something more valuable, he won't be able to get the jade pendant back, and his life will be lost.

[Examiner 7431 is still as disgusting as ever. ]

[Ah, the rookie field?Then these people don’t need to look at it! ]

[Ah?What does this mean?Will the weak examiner kill everyone? ]

[...What mutants are mixed in before?Fork it, fork it! ]

[The reserve players in the newcomer field can be watched, so don't make a fuss in the front to lower the level. ]

[It means that examiner 7431 is a butcher. For him, dead candidates are more valuable than living candidates (if you find my reply helpful, welcome to follow and subscribe to Sanlian Jiumi)]

"Excuse me." But just as examiner 7431 was about to start, a hand that was as moist as jade and covered with red threads suddenly stuck in front of him, holding a gold bar and about to bite Huang Gende's skull. Mouth stuffed.

[Go away!go away---! 】

"What are you doing──!"

Examiner 7431 and Skull shouted at the same time, probably because they had never touched the examiner before, some candidates dared to shoot at the examiner, so they took two steps back abruptly, pinching Huang Gende in front of him as a human shield, arching his back and staring at the examiner vigilantly. The tall slender young man who didn't know when he stood next to him rolled his eyes in a panic, and subconsciously leaned back slightly.

But just after realizing his almost timid move, examiner 7431's shoulders froze in horror, and a terrifying killing intent burst out from his body, and he directly lifted the jade floor at his feet, and the splattered debris was unreserved It radiated to the surrounding candidates, beating these unprepared candidates to howl like ghosts and wolves!

This station is made of Wannian Hanyu and Gengjin, so it is not easy to damage it, not to mention that the lethality of these sprayed fragments is equally astonishing!Poor people like Fu Ling, who had always had the highest theoretical scores in the Six Realms Academy before, but were extremely useless in physical strength, attack power, and defense evaluations, can only pray at this moment not to fall into the quagmire of being crippled at the beginning.

"Huh? Isn't it time to check the ticket?" Suddenly, a scorching gust of killing intent, accompanied by frivolous rhetorical questions, swept across the square in front of the station, and even wiped out the chaos caused by examiner 7414 net.

If someone pays careful attention at this time, they will find that the blood and tears on the faces of the pair of stone lions guarding the station entrance have already withdrawn, and they are obediently biting the colored balls in their big mouths, lying down on their knees, making a submissive gesture, with their ears attached to their manes. , as if trying to dodge something terrible.

The tall young man's attire is extremely simple. His long hair is tied into a simple high ponytail with an ebony hairpin. On one side of his crystal-clear and jade-like earlobe is adorned with an emerald jade plaque, and on the other side is a whole row of golden ear studs. .

The word 'love' was embroidered in blood red in the middle of the large jet black sweater, and he was wearing camouflage pants. The boy put one hand in his pocket and held the gold bar in the other. He frowned, as if he couldn't understand why he was being raped. reject?

To be honest, in the face of such a beauty crit, it is very difficult for a normal person to refuse the other party──but the crisis radar of examiner 7431 is opened to the extreme!Because he didn't feel nothing like the other candidates who were stupid, and the pressure he was under at the moment was definitely the highest in the audience!

What kind of candidate is this?Why is the opponent's initial ability so high!

There is actually a faint intention to suppress myself!

"Hehe, did I say I'm going to have your ticket checked?" Examiner 7431's mask was slowly dyed black and red, and the aura emanating from his body became more and more ominous, and there were even faint gnawing sounds around him, "Now Candidates...you are courageous and have no distinction between superiority and inferiority, if you don't teach you a little lesson, you will go to heaven!"

"Lesson?" The tall young man tilted his neck, suddenly stood up straight, lowered his head and leaned against examiner 7431, his amber eyes intertwined with him, a cold sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and his left hand wrapped in red lines was once again sharp. Landing on the ground, he grabbed at the opponent, "Isn't this in compliance with the rules, sir?"

Fu Ling swears that when she was trying to recall why the boss looked vaguely familiar, she also heard the sound of examiner 7431's shoulder being crushed!The original rustling and biting sound in the air was completely cut out by the large net woven by red threads. No one knew when the candidate made the move, but the result made everyone shy away from him!

You know, the 'Special Examination' examiner is the god of the exam. No matter whether you want to temporarily add rules, or deliberately block the exam qualifications to prevent people from passing, as long as the logic is self-consistent, there is basically no chance to report an error and appeal.

Especially 7431 doesn't look generous at all!

"Who are you!" The strength of the examiners is linked to the difficulty of the examination room. Most of them have the ability to absolutely suppress the candidates, otherwise it would be bad if they ran into a riot by the candidates.

But the tall boy didn't answer examiner 7431's question, instead he inserted the gold bar forcefully into the mouth of the skull who quietly opened his mouth again and was about to wait for an opportunity to attack with his backhand. Will it be broken in the next second?

【drop!Tang San, Yuelaoka!Oops!Tired of red envelopes?Craving for companionship?Do you want to wantonly release the sour smell of love in the circle of friends?The examiner must treat this candidate well!He is the nemesis of single dogs!His great wish is that there will be no dogs in the world!He will let you get rid of the five-finger girl from now on, and the evening scene will no longer be bleak!woof woof! 】

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(0426 rewrite)

Thank you guys, after two and a half days of rewriting, the beginning of the new version is finally satisfactory!I also hope that you will like it~ Bow!

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