How to break into a Chinese book
Chapter 1
The air outlet of the air conditioner whimpered hoarsely, and the ceiling fan above the head was also spinning, but it still couldn't stir the drowsy air in the classroom in the summer afternoon.
Shen Yi propped his elbows halfway on the desk, and on the desk were the test papers of his cousin Tu Hua who were approaching full marks in each subject.
He specially took half a day off from the restaurant and changed into neat clothes to attend his cousin's parent meeting.
After I came, I found out that the parent meeting was not open.
Compared with himself who was always hovering around the pass line when he was a student, his cousin's grades were so excellent that he felt ashamed of himself.
He did every difficult question that the teacher taught on stage correctly, as if he had peeked at the standard answer.
Since everything is correct, there is no need to listen to the teacher's lecture.
Shen Yi casually flipped through the textbooks in his cousin's drawer. There was really nothing to cheer him up, so he simply leaned on the table and squinted for a while in sleepiness, reliving the time when he was a student and went to sleep in class.
When I woke up again, the temperature didn't seem so hot.
After regaining consciousness in a daze, he realized that he was not in the classroom at this time, but in a quaint water town.
Greasy moss grew on the green bricks under the feet, and the willow branches by the river fluttered in the wind, revealing the mottled stone bridge on the river not far away.
On the stone bridge, two men dressed as ancient people seem to be arguing about something.
Except for these two people, there was no sound around.
The slightly eerie quiet environment made the quarrel between the two more clear.
Shen Yizheng was about to step forward to inquire about the situation, when four mosaic lights and shadows suddenly appeared around him.
Just like the special effects of a computer game, the granular mosaic light spots gradually converge until they become four people with the same blank expressions as Shen Yi.
Three men and one woman.
The Mediterranean man in a suit standing on Shen Yi's left was the first to ask, "What's going on?"
Then, a hollow mechanical female voice sounded from all around:
[All players are online, the game is loading——]
The next moment, two men in ancient costumes on the stone bridge had already walked towards them.
These two people look very similar, one is younger, the other is a little older, and they were still talking about something when they walked over——
"In the autumn of Renxu, when the seventh month is over, Su Zi and his guests are boating under the Red Cliff. The breeze is blowing, and the water is still..."
"The great river goes east, the waves wash away, the romantic people of the ages... Don't listen to the sound of the forest beating the leaves, why not scream and walk slowly..."
The one closest to the river bank is a gentleman-looking man with glasses.
He quickly figured out what the two were reading: "The older one is reciting "Red Cliff Fu", and the other is reading "Nian Nujiao Chibi Nostalgia" and "Ding Fengbo."
Seeing the two getting closer, the female student in school uniform next to the man in glasses seemed a little scared. She took a few steps back and muttered, "Are they all Su Shi's poems?"
The man with glasses glanced at her with a serious look: "It's not a poem, one is a fu, and two are words."
The girl curled her lips and said nothing.
There was an old man in ragged clothes standing behind the man with glasses. The old man was obviously still in a daze: "What's going on? What's going on with these two people in ancient costumes? Are you making a movie?"
As soon as the words fell, two men in ancient costumes had already arrived in front of several people.
When I got closer, I realized that the two people's looks were almost exactly the same, even their clothes were the same.
A robe with blue and white dark patterns on a blue background, and her long hair is tied up with wooden hairpins.
If it wasn't for one of them looking older, it wouldn't be too much to say that they were twin brothers.
The slightly older man bowed his hands to several people: "Hi everyone, I am Su Shi. It's a pleasure to meet you all."
Is it really Su Shi?
The younger brother next to him glared at him viciously, clasped his fists and said sharply to them: "He is not, I am Su Shi!"
"Joke! I am the deputy history of Huangzhou regiment training, where did you come from as a counterfeit?!" Old Su Shi said angrily.
"How do you prove it? Just rely on that broken Fu?" The young Su Shi showed no weakness, "Can you recite other poems?"
"Aren't you the same! There are only two songs like this, and they are always on the lips! What evidence do you have to prove that you are real?!"
……
The two of them were about to fight, the Mediterranean man beside Shen Yi hurriedly dissuaded him: "Don't get angry, you two, there's nothing to be arguing about..."
The two Su Shi turned their heads at the same time.
His eyes were sharp, with a faint cold light.
Mediterranean shuddered.
The two showed copy-and-paste smiles, looking a little weird: "In this case, why don't you help us distinguish, who is the real Su Shi?"
Ding--
[Level Mission: Who is the real Su Shi? 】
[Game rules: Players need to complete the answer within two hours, the first player to answer: Zheng Qian. 】
Along with the mechanical female voice, there are countdown numbers that appear in the void.
"I'll give you an hour." The two Su Shi said quietly, and then went back to the river to quarrel.
The air is stagnant.
After half a minute, the girl in school uniform asked in a low voice, "So you... who is Zheng Gan?"
Mediterranean raised his hand with a grim expression.
"Who knows who among them is the real Su Shi!" Mediterranean Sea was a little impatient, "What the hell is this place! I have an appointment with a client at two o'clock in the afternoon!"
"I'm afraid you won't be able to get out if you don't clear the level." The school uniform girl suddenly whispered, "Have you heard of unlimited streaming games?"
"I suspect that we are now trapped in the game. In some infinite novels similar to our experience at this time, if the protagonist cannot pass the level, there is only one outcome waiting for them."
Her voice trembled: "Death."
"Will die?! What the hell is going on? Why did we come to this kind of place!" The uncle on the side obviously couldn't accept this novel setting, "What kind of game is this? I don't even know how to use a smartphone ! I am obviously collecting waste at the garbage station, why did I come here suddenly?!"
"Are you kidding me? In a society ruled by law, who dares to kill casually?" Hai Di didn't believe it at all, clamoring to find fault.
No one had time to stop him.
He rushed straight in front of the two Su Shis, and asked arrogantly: "Both of you! Everyone is very busy, and I don't have time to play childish games with you. Quickly tell me how to get out of here?"
The two Su Shi looked at each other and asked in unison: "You must answer our question first."
"We two, who is the real Su Shi?"
"I don't know! Su Shi has been dead for more than 1000 years, and I have never seen him! Who knows if you are a human or a ghost!" Hai Di shouted without holding back.
"You have to give an answer." The tone of the two people in front of them was firm and unquestionable.
"I can go out as long as I answer?" Mediterranean Sea pointed at the young one casually, "It's just you, okay?"
【Ding--】
[Player Zheng Qian, the mission failed and is about to be punished. 】
A cold mechanical female voice sounded in the void, and the next moment, the older Su Shi grabbed Mediterranean by the collar, like picking up a fluffy chicken, and stared at his face sinisterly: "You Why do you say I'm not real?"
Black air filled Su Shi's body, and his voice became terrifying. The ghostly echo reverberated in everyone's ears, making people's hair stand on end: "Since the answer is wrong, I will use you to feed it." Fish."
Mediterranean's plump body struggled and twisted, he screamed desperately, and frightened several people on the shore for help.
In just half a second, before Shen Yi and the others had time to react, Su Shi threw him into the river next to him with a wave of his hand.
The moment he fell, huge waves suddenly appeared on the originally calm river, and a strange fish with green skin the size of a fishing boat leaped up. The terrifying teeth swallowed the Mediterranean Sea in one gulp.
The screaming stopped abruptly.
The strange fish returned to the bottom of the river, except for the stench spreading around, it seemed that nothing had happened.
Ding--
[Level Mission: Who is the real Su Shi? 】
[Game rules: Players need to complete the answer within two hours, the second player to answer: Wang Fu. 】
Su Shi and the others calmly turned their heads and looked at the few people with strange smiles: "I'll give you another hour."
The faces of the remaining few people were ashen.
The one who was the most frightened was the old man who collected waste products, his legs were shaking like Parkinson's, and his eyes were straight.
Shen Yi walked over to support him: "You are the second player who wants to answer, Wang Fu?"
"It's...it's me." Uncle Wang was crying, holding Shen Yi's hand tightly like a straw, "Young man, save me, save me! I don't want to die!"
"No one wants to die." Cold sweat broke out on the forehead of the man with glasses, but he looked reasonable. "If you answer wrong, it will be the rest of us next."
The man with glasses looked at Shen Yi: "Tell me your opinion."
Shen Yi looked at the two Su Shi who were still immersed in the quarrel in the distance: "Zheng Qian has already ruled out a wrong answer for us."
Uncle Wang hurriedly said: "The other one is true?"
"But the situation will never be so simple." Shen Yidao, "If there is a probability that one of the two can win, why should five people participate in this game? As long as there are two players, the game is guaranteed."
The man with glasses nodded.
There are a few houses a little farther away on both sides of the river. The judgment is by no means based on pure conjecture. There must be many clues here.
"Check the question first. Since the question is about Su Shi, let's exchange our understanding of Su Shi first." The man with glasses raised his hand to help his glasses frame, "I am a high school Chinese teacher."
"So I know Su Shi fairly well. Su Shi was a writer in the middle of the Northern Song Dynasty, a native of Meishan, Sichuan, and one of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. There are countless poems handed down. I can recite about fifty of them. If necessary, I can recite them for everyone. listen."
The man with glasses looked at the two Su Shi not far away: "The "Red Cliff Fu" and the two poems they recited just now were both written by Su Shi after he was demoted to Huangzhou for the Wutai Poetry Case, and they were works of the same period. That Su Shi also said that he was the deputy training envoy of the Huangzhou regiment, which proves that these two NPCs played the role of Su Shi during this period."
After expressing his opinion, the man in glasses looked at the girl in school uniform beside him, and motioned for her to say a few words.
The girl stammered and said, "I... I can't even memorize "Red Cliff Fu". You've said everything I know."
"How old are you? You can't memorize such basic things. What college entrance examination do you take?" The man with glasses subconsciously took on the attitude of being a teacher, and only after he finished speaking did he realize that what college entrance examination is, they are lucky if they can leave here alive. up.
He sighed and glanced at Uncle Wang next to him: "What about you?"
Uncle Wang scratched his head in embarrassment: "I haven't read any books..."
"What about you?" The man with glasses got a little impatient, "Don't tell me you don't know anything. The game requires everyone to work together to pass the level. As far as your own knowledge reserves and fields are concerned, at least tell me one or two points." things come."
Shen Yi nodded: "Dongpo meat, Dongpo soup, Dongpo fish, Dongpo tofu."
Crowd: ? ? ?
Shen Yi propped his elbows halfway on the desk, and on the desk were the test papers of his cousin Tu Hua who were approaching full marks in each subject.
He specially took half a day off from the restaurant and changed into neat clothes to attend his cousin's parent meeting.
After I came, I found out that the parent meeting was not open.
Compared with himself who was always hovering around the pass line when he was a student, his cousin's grades were so excellent that he felt ashamed of himself.
He did every difficult question that the teacher taught on stage correctly, as if he had peeked at the standard answer.
Since everything is correct, there is no need to listen to the teacher's lecture.
Shen Yi casually flipped through the textbooks in his cousin's drawer. There was really nothing to cheer him up, so he simply leaned on the table and squinted for a while in sleepiness, reliving the time when he was a student and went to sleep in class.
When I woke up again, the temperature didn't seem so hot.
After regaining consciousness in a daze, he realized that he was not in the classroom at this time, but in a quaint water town.
Greasy moss grew on the green bricks under the feet, and the willow branches by the river fluttered in the wind, revealing the mottled stone bridge on the river not far away.
On the stone bridge, two men dressed as ancient people seem to be arguing about something.
Except for these two people, there was no sound around.
The slightly eerie quiet environment made the quarrel between the two more clear.
Shen Yizheng was about to step forward to inquire about the situation, when four mosaic lights and shadows suddenly appeared around him.
Just like the special effects of a computer game, the granular mosaic light spots gradually converge until they become four people with the same blank expressions as Shen Yi.
Three men and one woman.
The Mediterranean man in a suit standing on Shen Yi's left was the first to ask, "What's going on?"
Then, a hollow mechanical female voice sounded from all around:
[All players are online, the game is loading——]
The next moment, two men in ancient costumes on the stone bridge had already walked towards them.
These two people look very similar, one is younger, the other is a little older, and they were still talking about something when they walked over——
"In the autumn of Renxu, when the seventh month is over, Su Zi and his guests are boating under the Red Cliff. The breeze is blowing, and the water is still..."
"The great river goes east, the waves wash away, the romantic people of the ages... Don't listen to the sound of the forest beating the leaves, why not scream and walk slowly..."
The one closest to the river bank is a gentleman-looking man with glasses.
He quickly figured out what the two were reading: "The older one is reciting "Red Cliff Fu", and the other is reading "Nian Nujiao Chibi Nostalgia" and "Ding Fengbo."
Seeing the two getting closer, the female student in school uniform next to the man in glasses seemed a little scared. She took a few steps back and muttered, "Are they all Su Shi's poems?"
The man with glasses glanced at her with a serious look: "It's not a poem, one is a fu, and two are words."
The girl curled her lips and said nothing.
There was an old man in ragged clothes standing behind the man with glasses. The old man was obviously still in a daze: "What's going on? What's going on with these two people in ancient costumes? Are you making a movie?"
As soon as the words fell, two men in ancient costumes had already arrived in front of several people.
When I got closer, I realized that the two people's looks were almost exactly the same, even their clothes were the same.
A robe with blue and white dark patterns on a blue background, and her long hair is tied up with wooden hairpins.
If it wasn't for one of them looking older, it wouldn't be too much to say that they were twin brothers.
The slightly older man bowed his hands to several people: "Hi everyone, I am Su Shi. It's a pleasure to meet you all."
Is it really Su Shi?
The younger brother next to him glared at him viciously, clasped his fists and said sharply to them: "He is not, I am Su Shi!"
"Joke! I am the deputy history of Huangzhou regiment training, where did you come from as a counterfeit?!" Old Su Shi said angrily.
"How do you prove it? Just rely on that broken Fu?" The young Su Shi showed no weakness, "Can you recite other poems?"
"Aren't you the same! There are only two songs like this, and they are always on the lips! What evidence do you have to prove that you are real?!"
……
The two of them were about to fight, the Mediterranean man beside Shen Yi hurriedly dissuaded him: "Don't get angry, you two, there's nothing to be arguing about..."
The two Su Shi turned their heads at the same time.
His eyes were sharp, with a faint cold light.
Mediterranean shuddered.
The two showed copy-and-paste smiles, looking a little weird: "In this case, why don't you help us distinguish, who is the real Su Shi?"
Ding--
[Level Mission: Who is the real Su Shi? 】
[Game rules: Players need to complete the answer within two hours, the first player to answer: Zheng Qian. 】
Along with the mechanical female voice, there are countdown numbers that appear in the void.
"I'll give you an hour." The two Su Shi said quietly, and then went back to the river to quarrel.
The air is stagnant.
After half a minute, the girl in school uniform asked in a low voice, "So you... who is Zheng Gan?"
Mediterranean raised his hand with a grim expression.
"Who knows who among them is the real Su Shi!" Mediterranean Sea was a little impatient, "What the hell is this place! I have an appointment with a client at two o'clock in the afternoon!"
"I'm afraid you won't be able to get out if you don't clear the level." The school uniform girl suddenly whispered, "Have you heard of unlimited streaming games?"
"I suspect that we are now trapped in the game. In some infinite novels similar to our experience at this time, if the protagonist cannot pass the level, there is only one outcome waiting for them."
Her voice trembled: "Death."
"Will die?! What the hell is going on? Why did we come to this kind of place!" The uncle on the side obviously couldn't accept this novel setting, "What kind of game is this? I don't even know how to use a smartphone ! I am obviously collecting waste at the garbage station, why did I come here suddenly?!"
"Are you kidding me? In a society ruled by law, who dares to kill casually?" Hai Di didn't believe it at all, clamoring to find fault.
No one had time to stop him.
He rushed straight in front of the two Su Shis, and asked arrogantly: "Both of you! Everyone is very busy, and I don't have time to play childish games with you. Quickly tell me how to get out of here?"
The two Su Shi looked at each other and asked in unison: "You must answer our question first."
"We two, who is the real Su Shi?"
"I don't know! Su Shi has been dead for more than 1000 years, and I have never seen him! Who knows if you are a human or a ghost!" Hai Di shouted without holding back.
"You have to give an answer." The tone of the two people in front of them was firm and unquestionable.
"I can go out as long as I answer?" Mediterranean Sea pointed at the young one casually, "It's just you, okay?"
【Ding--】
[Player Zheng Qian, the mission failed and is about to be punished. 】
A cold mechanical female voice sounded in the void, and the next moment, the older Su Shi grabbed Mediterranean by the collar, like picking up a fluffy chicken, and stared at his face sinisterly: "You Why do you say I'm not real?"
Black air filled Su Shi's body, and his voice became terrifying. The ghostly echo reverberated in everyone's ears, making people's hair stand on end: "Since the answer is wrong, I will use you to feed it." Fish."
Mediterranean's plump body struggled and twisted, he screamed desperately, and frightened several people on the shore for help.
In just half a second, before Shen Yi and the others had time to react, Su Shi threw him into the river next to him with a wave of his hand.
The moment he fell, huge waves suddenly appeared on the originally calm river, and a strange fish with green skin the size of a fishing boat leaped up. The terrifying teeth swallowed the Mediterranean Sea in one gulp.
The screaming stopped abruptly.
The strange fish returned to the bottom of the river, except for the stench spreading around, it seemed that nothing had happened.
Ding--
[Level Mission: Who is the real Su Shi? 】
[Game rules: Players need to complete the answer within two hours, the second player to answer: Wang Fu. 】
Su Shi and the others calmly turned their heads and looked at the few people with strange smiles: "I'll give you another hour."
The faces of the remaining few people were ashen.
The one who was the most frightened was the old man who collected waste products, his legs were shaking like Parkinson's, and his eyes were straight.
Shen Yi walked over to support him: "You are the second player who wants to answer, Wang Fu?"
"It's...it's me." Uncle Wang was crying, holding Shen Yi's hand tightly like a straw, "Young man, save me, save me! I don't want to die!"
"No one wants to die." Cold sweat broke out on the forehead of the man with glasses, but he looked reasonable. "If you answer wrong, it will be the rest of us next."
The man with glasses looked at Shen Yi: "Tell me your opinion."
Shen Yi looked at the two Su Shi who were still immersed in the quarrel in the distance: "Zheng Qian has already ruled out a wrong answer for us."
Uncle Wang hurriedly said: "The other one is true?"
"But the situation will never be so simple." Shen Yidao, "If there is a probability that one of the two can win, why should five people participate in this game? As long as there are two players, the game is guaranteed."
The man with glasses nodded.
There are a few houses a little farther away on both sides of the river. The judgment is by no means based on pure conjecture. There must be many clues here.
"Check the question first. Since the question is about Su Shi, let's exchange our understanding of Su Shi first." The man with glasses raised his hand to help his glasses frame, "I am a high school Chinese teacher."
"So I know Su Shi fairly well. Su Shi was a writer in the middle of the Northern Song Dynasty, a native of Meishan, Sichuan, and one of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. There are countless poems handed down. I can recite about fifty of them. If necessary, I can recite them for everyone. listen."
The man with glasses looked at the two Su Shi not far away: "The "Red Cliff Fu" and the two poems they recited just now were both written by Su Shi after he was demoted to Huangzhou for the Wutai Poetry Case, and they were works of the same period. That Su Shi also said that he was the deputy training envoy of the Huangzhou regiment, which proves that these two NPCs played the role of Su Shi during this period."
After expressing his opinion, the man in glasses looked at the girl in school uniform beside him, and motioned for her to say a few words.
The girl stammered and said, "I... I can't even memorize "Red Cliff Fu". You've said everything I know."
"How old are you? You can't memorize such basic things. What college entrance examination do you take?" The man with glasses subconsciously took on the attitude of being a teacher, and only after he finished speaking did he realize that what college entrance examination is, they are lucky if they can leave here alive. up.
He sighed and glanced at Uncle Wang next to him: "What about you?"
Uncle Wang scratched his head in embarrassment: "I haven't read any books..."
"What about you?" The man with glasses got a little impatient, "Don't tell me you don't know anything. The game requires everyone to work together to pass the level. As far as your own knowledge reserves and fields are concerned, at least tell me one or two points." things come."
Shen Yi nodded: "Dongpo meat, Dongpo soup, Dongpo fish, Dongpo tofu."
Crowd: ? ? ?
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