How to break into a Chinese book

Sing soft words, and the sound of the piano curls up.

The smell of wine, powder, and ambiguous laughter stimulate the hormones of everyone here.

This is the heaven for men - brothel.

But this brothel is completely different.

It is women who drink boldly, and it is men who sing and dance on stage.

Jiang Yan never imagined that the first time he went to a place like brothel, he would have such a miraculous experience.

As soon as she entered the door, she was pushed by the woman in charge to Mama Sang, who had a big beard and was wearing a red gauze dress. The fragrance on that person's body gave people a headache, and he pointed at Jiang Yan's chin with an orchid: "Oh, what a beautiful sister, Our Peony Building is going to change its top card!"

Jiang Yan avoided his hand in humiliation.

"Tsk, he's still a hothead." Mama Sang taunted him with a choked throat, then turned to look at Lin Hui next to him, "This is not bad, is the young man still a virgin?"

Lin Hui looked at Jiang Yan awkwardly, not knowing how to answer.

Mother Sang pulled Lin Hui's arm, looked at it and said disgustedly: "The Shougong sand is gone, and it's just inferior goods to be sold to brothels!"

Lin Hui: ...

The arrival of the two made the entire Peony Building boil.

The women who came to have fun have never seen such stunning looks, each with their arms in their arms, looking at the one on the stage.

The little boy who was cute and called his sister in his arms was so angry that he punched his fists, and the women threw down a piece of silver and came to Mama Sang one after another, ready to inquire about these two beauties.

Mother Sang Yuenan has countless numbers, so of course she knows how superb the two sent this time are.

Seeing that the guests in the audience were all eating what was in the bowl and looking at what was in the pot, he quickly and quietly dragged the two of them to the backyard, made cinnabar and ordered two points for each of them, and then happily pulled them away On stage: "Two new young masters have come to Peony Tower today!"

As he said, he pulled the arms of the two of them to reveal the cinnabar that had just been lit: "The first night of the auction!"

Jiang Yan, Lin Hui:? ? ?

The guests in the audience applauded wildly with joy, and all kinds of gold, silver and jewels were thrown on them one after another.

Luxuriously dressed women raised their hands to bid:

"I'll pay ten taels of gold! Buy the one on the right!"

"I offer 20 taels of gold! I want the one on the left!"

"I give 50 taels!"

"100 taels!"

……

After some fierce bidding, two elderly but apparently rich aunts won the first-night rights of the two.

Mother Sang raised Lin Hui's right hand: "This... Mr. Xiao Wu! Mrs. Sun won the first night at 420 taels of gold!"

"This..." He raised Jiang Yan's hand again, "Young Master Xiaodie! Mrs. Zhang won the first prize with 1000 taels!"

Jiang Yanshun looked down the stage, and sure enough, he saw a burly woman in gold and silver flirting with him.

Of course the selected son will step down and dress up.

Mama Sang led the two of them to the dressing room on the second floor, threw them a white gauze dress as thin as a curtain gauze, and said with a leery smile, "Hurry up and change it, wash and dress up before going downstairs!"

After finally waiting for the greasy old man to go out, Lin Hui heaved a sigh of relief, found a chair and sat down: "We can't really change clothes to accompany those women downstairs..."

He really couldn't say the words behind it.

Jiang Yan looked around like iron, looked around the situation upstairs, opened the door and went out.

Lin Hui quickly followed.

The house next door to the dressing room should be the lounge for the young masters in the Peony Building.

The two walked down the stairs, and sure enough, they saw men who had no guests gathering together to gossip.

"Have you seen those two newcomers? They look really good!"

"What's the use of that? You see, those two are as dumb as bricks. Women still like men who know the cold and the hot..."

"It's all the fault of the two of them, they stole all the limelight, so we don't have any guests today!"

"Then let's think of a way, shall we? Put some laxatives in their tea?"

……

Several people were discussing in full swing, and then heard a bang, and someone removed the door panel.

The person who suggested the laxative just now watched Jiang Yan open the door in a daze, thinking that this physique would require double the dose of the laxative to work.

Lin Hui cupped his fists at them: "Excuse me, I want to ask you something."

Several people stepped back and looked at them nervously: "What are you asking?"

Jiang Yan said three names: "Qu Yuan, Cao Cao and Tao Yuanming."

"Who is it? We haven't heard of it." The person who said he was going to take laxatives rolled his eyes and snorted disdainfully, "I went to the Mudan Tower to inquire about people, and I really thought I was a good woman."

Jiang Yan narrowed his eyes.

Facing the women in the room just now, he couldn't do anything. Although it was only a world of female figures, he still had the most basic bottom line.

As for men... there are not so many worries.

He took a step forward, pressed on the man's shoulder, and hooked his lips: "I heard...you want to get us some laxatives?"

The men in the Qinlou and Chu Pavilion were all so weak, their bones felt like their bones would be broken when Jiang Yan pressed them down like this, and they couldn't even stand up: "You, you, let me go!"

Someone nearby saw this and wanted to call the guards over.

Lin Hui hurriedly picked up the door panel on the ground and blocked it back to its original position: "Wait a minute, men's affairs should be resolved in a man's way, don't even think about making small reports."

The thin little brother who was held down by Jiang Yan was about to cry: "If you solve it in a man's way, you have to talk about it! Using force is a woman's business, and you are too rough!"

"I'll ask you again." Jiang Yan looked at him expressionlessly, "Have you heard of Qu Yuan, Cao Cao and Tao Yuanming?"

"No!" The little brother cried even louder.

It seems that there is really not.

Jiang Yan withdrew his hand, the clues were buried very deep, and it was probably not easy to find out so casually.

Looking at the shivering weak men in the room, Jiang Yan rubbed his brows: "Then have you ever met any strange people?"

"You two are quite strange..." someone whispered.

The position at the back suddenly raised a trembling hand. It was a man with a clear and not so feminine temperament: "I know a rather strange person."

"I don't know his name. It is said that he is from outside the city." The man showed a yearning expression, "Men outside the city have a high status, just like the women here. They can go out to eat and drink alone. He likes our place the most. I often come here to drink Dukang wine by myself.”

Jiang Yan's eyes lit up: "Where is he now?"

"I guess I've gone back, I'm definitely not in the city." The man sighed, "He only comes here every half a month, and every time I like to hear him tell me stories outside the city. Men can lead soldiers to fight outside the city , can read and write, he seems to be a very powerful person..."

After listening to his description, Jiang Yan also guessed the general idea.

He only loves Dukang wine, and he can lead soldiers to fight. It should be the Cao Cao who "only Dukang can relieve his worries".

Lin Hui was a little puzzled by their envy: "Since you all think that the outside of the city is so good, and the status of men is also high, why do you still stay here? Why don't you just go out of the city?"

Several people sighed: "The residents of our city can't find the villages outside the city. The men in the city seem to be cursed. After leaving the city, they can't find their way at all. They can only see deserted villages outside. The wilderness is like being shrouded in an enchantment."

"Unless you can get the guide of the city lord, you can find the way to leave here and go to other places."

Lin Hui immediately sympathized with the men in the city.

Jiang Yan saw the point: "So if we want to meet the gentleman who likes Dukang wine, we have to wait here for half a month, or we can only go to the city lord to get the guide."

"If you stay here for half a month..."

I'm afraid there is no skin left.

Jiang Yan glanced at Lin Hui calmly: "I'm going to fight out from here, what about you?"

Before Lin Hui could answer, the skinny little brother hastily told the two of them, "You mustn't do it!"

"The women here are very fierce! Men can only obey, and if there is resistance...you can't escape death!"

The little brother enthusiastically dragged the two of them downstairs to the sparsely populated area in the backyard: "I know there is a secret way to escape here, follow me!"

5 minute later.

Jiang Yan never expected that the so-called "secret path" was actually a dog's hole overgrown with weeds.

He frowned, turned around and wanted to leave: "Let's kill it."

The little brother grabbed him and said, "Why don't you listen to persuasion!"

"This Peony Building is the largest brothel in the city. The guards are particularly strict. There are guards specially sent by the city lord. Each gate is guarded by at least 20 female guards as strong as cattle! There are only two of you, and you can't get out if you are reckless. of!"

Lin Hui looked at Jiang Yan innocently: "I can knock down two at most, can you kill eighteen at once?"

Jiang Yan turned around and looked at the dog hole in humiliation: "It's not that I can't beat it."

"The main reason is that I can't hit women. This is the principle."

"A real man... able to bend and stretch."

The two quietly slipped out along the dog hole. In order not to attract attention, they could only slip by the wall and rush towards the city lord's mansion.

The building of the City Lord's Mansion is magnificent, and its imposing vermilion gate can be seen two streets away.

"The security of the City Lord's Mansion must be more stringent." Lin Hui said, "We can't just go in so rashly, we have to have a plan."

Jiang Yan looked at the tall door, feeling a little confused.

He admits he was a little impulsive.

On the one hand, he wanted to leave the messy place like a brothel as soon as possible, and on the other hand, he was a little worried about being taken to the City Lord's Mansion alone by Shen Yi.

Breaking in so rashly may not necessarily lead you to the city lord.

Looking at the reversed status of men and women in this city, one can tell that this city lord must not be a good person. Guides are very important, and she will definitely not just give them to two men who escaped from the brothel.

Lin Hui and Shen Yi were in a group, obviously worried about Shen Yi's situation: "I just don't know how Chef Shen is doing..."

"Then find a way to go in first." Jiang Yan said in a deep voice.

However, when the two came to the vicinity of the city lord's mansion, they found that there were lanterns and festoons, and there were happy words and red lanterns.

Lin Hui pulled a delivery guy over and asked, "What kind of wedding is the City Lord's Mansion doing?"

"You don't know this?" the man said beamingly, "The city wants to take her 210th wife. It is said that this is the favorite one, and I fell in love with it at a glance!"

"He seems to be a cook who cooks delicious food!" The man clicked his tongue enviously, "Sure enough, if you can grab a woman's heart, you still have to grab a woman's stomach first!"

Jiang Yan had a bad premonition: "The person you're talking about...is his name Shen Yi?"

"That's right, that's the name!"

Jiang Yan hesitated for a moment, then asked again: "Then... did he marry voluntarily?"

The man looked at him like he was looking at a fool: "Of course it is voluntary! It is a great thing to marry into the city lord's mansion, which man would not want to? The wife of the city lord is happily cooking for the city lord right now!"

Jiang Yan:? ? ?