How to break into a Chinese book

It is already unreal for a giant python to break into the house in the middle of the night. What is even more unreal is that this giant python can talk. What is even more unreal is that it actually makes people report its weight? !

Seeing that the three of them had no intention of opening their mouths at all, the giant python sighed irritably: "In this world, even a man's weight has become a secret that can't be revealed? Tsk, it's really troublesome..."

It stretched its snake head into the fenced yard, spit out a message, looked around the three of them, and finally stopped in front of Jiang Yan: "This one looks good, it should have muscles."

Speaking of which, the thick long snake tail also got in together, intending to roll Jiang Yan away.

Unexpectedly, this seemingly inconspicuous little human being is actually very agile, jumping away quickly when its long tail whips over, reacting faster than a flea.

The python was angry.

It hates humans who resist most.

It opened its mouth wide to show its fierceness, and the snake body quickly formed a circle, trapping Jiang Yan firmly.

Shen Yi felt bad, so he took out a hand-thunder and was about to throw it into the snake's mouth.

The big snake was furious: "I'm going to eat you two annoying humans!"

As soon as the words fell, two streams of milk came out from the mouth of the snake, and Shen Yi lost consciousness in the next second.

The ** liquid has no **, it should only have a certain hallucinogenic effect.

Sun Feiyu was kidnapped quietly at the beginning because the giant python used this psychedelic liquid on him.

When Shen Yi woke up, he found himself tied up in a dark and damp grotto, and Jiang Yan leaned against him in the same posture.

Jiang Yan woke up earlier than him, and only gave him a silent look, motioning him to look ahead.

Then... Shen Yi saw a beautiful snake with a body and tail doing weight-loss exercises at the place where there was a light at the entrance of the cave.

She danced for about half an hour, then stopped panting, used her tail as a tape measure, measured around her waist, and said angrily, "Why are you still so fat?"

After speaking, she heard her stomach growl, probably hungry.

She turned around and swam slowly towards the two of them.

"Yo, you're awake." The beautiful snake's eyes fell on Shen Yi, and she snorted softly, "If you hide honestly, I will only eat him."

"In the end, you actually wanted to plot against me."

She leaned over to help the two of them untie the rope: "Which one should eat first? Eating two in one meal is considered overeating..."

Shen Yi was courageous: "Beautiful sister, are you...are you losing weight?"

The beautiful snake glanced at him: "What's wrong?"

"If you want to lose weight, the fat content of human meat is too high, which is very unfavorable for calorie balance."

"That's why I didn't eat that fat man!"

Hearing what she said, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief.

I thought that Sun Feiyu had already entered the snake's stomach, but fortunately this giant python is picky and doesn't like greasy food...

"How about it." The beautiful snake pointed to Jiang Yan, "I will eat you first tomorrow, and he will eat it next week."

The ropes on the two of them had already been untied. Seeing Jiang Yan waiting for an opportunity, the beautiful snake warned: "You two better be honest, don't even think about getting out of my snake den!"

Then he ordered Jiang Yan: "Okay, take off your clothes!"

Jiang Yan:? ? ?

The beautiful snake thought that Jiang Yan was afraid of death: "It's dark today, I won't eat at night."

"However, before eating the meat tomorrow, it's not too much to check whether the fat or leanness of the meat is acceptable?"

Jiang Yan pursed his lips and tugged at the hem of his clothes rather than surrender.

"Do you want me to do it?" The beautiful snake didn't understand what the food was tweaking, so she said to Shen Yi, "Help him take it off!"

Shen Yi was pushed in front of Jiang Yan.

His life was almost gone, so he could only persuade Jiang Yan to let go of his poor self-esteem for the time being: "Why don't you... show her? There won't be any loss anyway."

Jiang Yan rolled his eyes unnaturally.

He hesitated for a while, then took a few steps back, hid in the shadows, and took off his coat and quick-drying sportswear.

Then a body of strong and beautiful muscles was revealed.

The beautiful snake looked at his neat eight-pack abs, and said pleasantly, "That's great, I'm sure you won't get fat after eating this meat!"

"But just to be on the safe side," she pointed to the open space next to her, "you can do another [-] push-ups for me tonight to keep my muscles resilient!"

Today they searched the mountains for a long time to find Sun Feiyu, and they didn't bother to eat when they went back. They were already hungry by now, Jiang Yan didn't have the strength to do push-ups.

Just as Shen Yi wanted to persuade him, the beautiful snake came out from the depths of the cave and brought two rabbits to him: "I'll eat you next week, seven days, don't starve to death, I don't like eating dead human flesh. "

"You can get yourself something to eat."

Jiang Yan's pathetic look of being followed by a snake doing push-ups was a bit sad, and Shen Yi secretly thought that he must secretly save some meat for him at night.

No matter how you say it, you only have the strength to escape when you are full.

There is an undercurrent stream in the snake cave, which can be used to clean the ingredients.

Under the supervision of the beautiful snake, Shen Yi exchanged points for some ingredients and tools. After peeling and cleaning the rabbit, he planned to marinate a pot of rabbit meat and make two spicy rabbit heads.

Wash the rabbit meat and cut into pieces, put it into a pot of brine with various spices and cook it first, and the aroma will come out after a while.

The beautiful snake was not interested in these human foods, but this strange and special fragrance that she had never felt before made her focus on Shen Yi involuntarily.

For cold-blooded animals that only eat raw meat, refined cooked meat is like snail powder for northerners who have never been in contact with snails.

At first, I always felt that the taste was weird, but there was an inexplicable attraction in it, which made people want to break their usual rules and try it out.

The beauty snake kept looking curiously, but her body remained motionless.

In her perception, only humans with fragile stomachs need to burn delicious raw meat through high temperature. The scorched taste is so fresh and delicious.

Soon, the braised pork was out of the pan.

Considering that Jiang Yan can't eat spicy food, Shen Yi quietly picked out a few pieces of marinated rabbit meat and hid them, and prepared the rest to make spicy rabbit meat.

Heat the oil in a hot pan, put all kinds of spices and dried chilies into the oil pan and stir-fry, add a series of seasonings such as onion, ginger, and red yeast rice, and the spicy and spice flavors will soon rise with the oily smoke.

Then add the marinade soup of boiled rabbit meat to the pot.

The rabbit meat is immersed in the spicy marinade, and a layer of bright red oil seals the umami taste of the rabbit meat and the marinade. As the pot boils, the aroma overflows rhythmically.

So delicious.

The fragrant and cold Snake Cave has become a street of Sichuan-style snacks, and the beautiful Snake is a little restless.

She looked into Shen Yi's pot with some irritability: "Do you humans take so long to eat something?"

Shen Yi said calmly: "In the human world, eating is not just to fill the stomach, but a kind of enjoyment to sublimate the soul."

The beautiful snake couldn't figure it out: "Eat something that sublimates, isn't it just rabbit meat, I don't like to eat it if it's too hard..."

Before she finished speaking, Shen Yi's rabbit meat was out of the pot.

The rabbit meat is marinated into a sauce color, and the meat is covered with a layer of red oil that tantalizes the taste buds. Occasionally, there are a few peppercorns or fragrant leaves stuck to the surface.

Shen Yi also sprinkled a layer of white cooked sesame on the rabbit meat. The three flavors of fresh and fragrant sesame are intertwined. Tear off a piece of rabbit meat and chew it in your mouth. , Three mouthfuls are spicy with endless aftertaste.

Every chew brings a new experience.

The meat has been stewed for a long time, and the taste is very clear. The unique thick fiber taste of rabbit meat makes this unique fragrance lingering.

Shen Yi rubbed his fingers, and when he was about to pick up the second piece, a curious head poked out behind him: "What's the smell?"

Shen Yi picked up a piece with chopsticks and gave it to her: "Why don't you try it?"

The beautiful snake was drooling and struggling: "How can I eat your human food...the taste must be very strange."

"How do you know if it's weird or not if you don't taste it?" Shen Yi said very reasonable, "And think about it, I ate this rabbit meat, and if you eat me a week later, wouldn't it be the same as indirectly eating what I made? Rabbit meat?"

"I always have to eat it anyway, why not try it now."

The psychological defense line of the beautiful snake was instantly broken by Shen Yi's fallacious reasoning: "That's right."

She stretched out her hand and squeezed a piece, and was a little tangled: "Will eating this make you fat?"

It was exactly the same as the little girls Shen Yi met in restaurants who talked about losing weight, but had to find a reason to convince him.

At this time, Shen Yi, the chef, would usually say: "It's okay, the fat content of rabbit meat is very low, so you won't gain weight."

The beautiful snake nodded, and began to eat with peace of mind.

She who only eats raw meat all year round has never tried this kind of processed delicacy. It has opened the door to a new world, and the delicious tongue is about to fall off.

"You humans... are too good at enjoying it!" The beautiful snake who quickly swallowed a piece of rabbit meat had only one thought.

The pot of rabbit meat soon bottomed out, and Shen Yi pointed to the two rabbit heads in the pot: "Actually, the real essence is here."

The beautiful snake licked the oil on her lips, and said with disgust: "It's all bones, what can I eat..."

Shen Yi picked up one: "This is a very popular special snack in the human world."

"Different from rabbit meat, the taste of rabbit head that you want to gnaw but can't, and the aroma is hidden in the corners of the shredded meat, is the sublimation of the soul that is truly beyond the effect of satiety."

Shen Yi said that the beautiful snake was a little tempted. She pinched a rabbit's head and licked it first. The aroma and spiciness of the marinade spread all over the tip of her tongue.

Then use the teeth to gently bite the meat hidden in the bone seam.

You can only eat a small piece at a time, but the meat of spicy rabbit head has a stronger taste than ordinary rabbit meat.

It is obviously cooked in one pot, but the taste has directly risen to two levels.

With one in her mouth, the beautiful snake stretched out her hand to grab the one in Shen Yi's bowl, and glanced at a plate of rabbit meat Shen Yi left for Jiang Yan: "What is that for?"

Shen Yi glanced in the direction of the cave entrance, Jiang Yan was still doing push-ups pitifully.

"this is……"

"Put it all in that spicy sauce for me!"

Talking about the beautiful snake, she pointed her fingers, and her eyes fell on Jiang Yan: "Spicy rabbit heads are so delicious, so can you make spicy human heads?"

Jiang Yan:? ? ?

Shen Yi: "...There is no such way."

Before the beautiful snake had the idea of ​​trying, Shen Yi quickly killed her dangerous idea in the cradle: "Actually, you have eaten so many animals, you should know that human beings have the highest body fat, right?"

"That's not true, there are many animals that are fatter than humans..."

Shen Yi interrupted her: "But think about it, the rabbit's head is small! If you eat spicy rabbit's head, you will not get fat even if you eat twenty at a time, but if you eat a human head, wouldn't you be unable to eat one?"

With a flick of the snake's tail, the beautiful snake fell into deep thought.

It seems to be the case.

"Besides, rabbit meat is a protein with a very low fat content." Shen Yi quickly added fuel, "According to what we humans say, if you want to stay in shape, you must eat vegetarian food."

"It's definitely impossible for you to eat plants, but for a large animal like you that often eats people, a rabbit with low fat content is the best choice. Rabbits eat grass, and if you eat its meat, isn't it equivalent to being vegetarian indirectly? "

Even Jiang Yan was almost fooled by Shen Yi's fallacy.

He originally planned to wait until the dead of night to quietly attack this giant python.

He calculated that based on the size of the python, it would take at least five or six grenades to completely kill it, and such an explosion would hardly guarantee Shen Yi's safety.

And he is a human being after all, no matter how strong his fighting power is, he won't gain any advantage in a hand-to-hand fight with a boa constrictor with his bare hands.

There is only one way - anesthesia.

He had already exchanged the anesthesia needle from the system according to the anesthetic dose of a whale, and waited until the night when the python lowered its vigilance to take action, and then quickly left with Shen Yi.

Who knew that this boa constrictor was really thinking about being a vegetarian: "So as long as I am a vegetarian, even if I eat ten rabbits at a meal, I can still keep fit?"

Shen Yi didn't change his face: "That's right."

The beautiful snake smacked her lips, reminiscing about the taste of the pot of rabbit meat just now, and said to Jiang Yan: "In this case, for the sake of my figure, I will let you go for now."

"But you..." The beautiful snake narrowed her eyes and looked at Shen Yi, "You have to stay and cook for me."

Shen Yi discussed with her all night, and the lips were almost worn out, before they finally reached an agreement: Shen Yi had to make a hundred spicy rabbit heads and store them in the cold storage in the snake cave before she agreed to let the two go.

So the next morning, the beautiful snake dug more than ten rabbit holes at once, and brought back a hole full of rabbits.

Jiang Yan slaughtered and cleaned it, and Shen also cooked it. The two of them worked until dark.

Before leaving, the beautiful snake was still a little reluctant: "How about tomorrow..."

"Don't!" Shen Yi waved his hands again and again, "You've almost eaten all the rabbits on this mountain! You have to develop sustainably, sister beautiful?"

The two left the snake den as if fleeing in a hurry.

When they returned to Tao Yuanming's residence on the mountain, they found that Sun Feiyu had already returned.

He was standing at the intersection and waving excitedly to the two of them: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh Chef Shen! You're back, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Tao Yuanming stood behind Sun Feiyu, and he was amazed: "You can escape from the mouth of the giant python..."

Shen Yidao: "The boa constrictor promised us that it will not eat people in the future, so this should be regarded as the official completion of the mission, right?"

"follow me."

Tao Yuanming led them to the main room, pointing to a beautiful eight-treasure box in front of the table: "Here is what you want."

The last badge.

Jiang Yan and Shen Yi each have one in their hands, and the last one is also the decisive one. Whoever gets it wins, and the loser has only one result—elimination.

The two looked at each other, but neither made a move.

If the price of customs clearance is to let the other party die, perhaps it is a better choice to return to the garden like Tao Yuanming.

Sun Feiyu sighed: "Actually, I don't want to go back. Anyway, there is no time limit for this checkpoint. At worst, we will live here forever."

"With Chef Shen cooking, any place is heaven!"

Although Tao Yuanming wanted Shen Yi to stay and cook, as an NPC, he still had to complete his job: "Isn't this in compliance with the regulations?"

Shen Yi: "Rules are made by people."

Tao Yuanming: "Then you can't stay at my house all the time, can you?"

Shen Yi: "Is this mountain your home? You think you are the king of the mountain."

Tao Yuanming picked up the box angrily: "In short, you must decide the winner!"

Shen Yi said calmly, "Don't you want to eat other flavors of crayfish?"

Tao Yuanming struggled for a long time, and stuffed the box into Shen Yi's arms: "I don't care, I'll give it to you anyway!"

Shen Yi casually opened the box and took a look.

The brocade box was empty, and there was no badge at all.

Even Tao Yuanming showed an incredulous expression: "Why? The badge is clearly here..."

Sun Feiyu sneered and said, "Sir, you don't mean to be reluctant to leave Chef Shen, so you hide the badge on purpose?"

"impossible."

Jiang Yan interrupted the conversation between the two with a cold voice.

At the same time, a cold mechanical female voice sounded in the air:

[Player Shen Yi received the badge of Qu Yuan, and player Lin Hui received the badge of Tao Yuanming. The winning team is: Shen Yi and Lin Hui. 】

Only then did Sun Feiyu come to his senses: "Damn it, I just said why Lin Hui disappeared! He stole the badge!"

Seeing that the countdown to elimination was about to begin, Shen Yi was in a state of disarray. Even if he was a competitor, he couldn't just watch Jiang Yan and Sun Feiyu be eliminated.

Lin Hui ran away with the badge, probably because he was afraid that they would pursue him.

He opened his palm, and the golden badge brought back from Qu Yuanguan was lying quietly in his palm at the moment.

After only hesitating for two seconds, Shen Yi threw the badge on the ground with a jingle, picked up the stone next to it, and smashed it hard.

The badge shattered, and the golden light disappeared.

He raised his head, panting slightly: "Has the countdown started?"

The elimination countdown on the system interface disappears.

In the column where the player got the badge, the words that Shen Yi got Qu Yuan's badge were also erased.

One for Jiang Yan and one for Lin Hui. Now the two groups are in a completely balanced state, and no one will be eliminated. Of course...no one can pass the level.

"Actually, you shouldn't have done this." Jiang Yan said lightly.

"Then I can't..." Shen Yi raised his head to meet his gaze, "I can't just watch you die."

"Who said that if you are eliminated, you will definitely die?"

No one has ever said it, and even the system has been avoiding it.

But whether it was the two people who were swallowed by a giant monster fish in the novice level, or the person who disappeared at the transfer station because of insufficient points, the way they left was painful.

Such painful destruction is enough to equate it with death.

Shen also didn't want to pin his hopes on the uncertain things.

He crushed the fragments of the badge with stones, killing all possibilities: "Even if there is only a one percent possibility, I can't die."

Even stay here forever.

It was the first time to do such a big thing, Shen Yi sat on the stone steps of the small courtyard, let go of his mood and entered the sage mode, only to realize that the barrage that he hadn't interacted with for a long time had already exploded.

[There is still this kind of operation!Can I stay in a checkpoint and not go out?By the way, I fell in love with an NPC lady before, I would have known that I would hide in the dungeon and not go out! 】

[Since the system has not judged, it is not a violation, right?I will not see Chef Shen and Yan Shen in the future...]

[Woooooo, I feel sorry for Chef Shen! 】

[The user's wife mine smashed ten deep-water torpedoes: Chef Shen should need to exchange a lot of supplies in the system to live in the dungeon, right?Support Chef Shen, hope you are well. 】

[User 8527 smashed ten deep-water torpedoes: What if you can clear the level together? 】

"It's probably impossible to clear the customs together." Shen Yi showed a slightly relaxed expression, "Actually, this is not bad, to be able to live in such a dungeon with beautiful mountains and rivers..."

Before he finished speaking, Tao Yuanming rushed out of the house holding the Eight Treasures Exquisite Box: "Badge! The badge has appeared!"

Shen Yi turned around in wonder.

The badge was obviously stolen by Lin Hui, how could it be...

"This is... Qu Yuan's badge?!"

Shen Yi was surprised and took out the golden badge with Qu Yuan's face printed on it from the brocade box.

So it was because he destroyed the original badge of Qu Yuan, so the system forcibly compensated one?

Jiang Yan and Sun Feiyu hurried over when they heard the sound, only to see that the brocade box from which Shen Yi had just taken out a Qu Yuan badge was like a cornucopia, and another badge appeared out of thin air.

This time the badge has Cao Cao's head on it.

After Sun Feiyu took out the badge, two more appeared in the box: one for Qu Yuan and one for Tao Yuanming.

In other words, including the Tao Yuanming badge that Lin Hui stole, they had a total of six badges in their hands.

Shen Yi tried to distribute the six badges evenly, and gave Jiang Yan three. Including the one that Lin Hui stole, their team also had three.

Ding--

The system beep sounded almost at the same time:

[Congratulations to players Shen Yi, Lin Hui, Jiang Yan, and Sun Feiyu for clearing the level. 】

Before he had time to think about it, a dazzling white light flashed, and Shen Yi had already left Tao Yuanming's dungeon and returned to his dormitory.

Not only him, but everyone who followed the live broadcast on the whole network had doubts about the live broadcast of this dungeon with a happy ending:

[This is... Has the system temporarily changed the rules for the two bosses? 】

【U1S1 If someone else is playing this dungeon, will they be so lucky? 】

[I think the rules may have been changed from the moment Shen Yi climbed over the wall in the Caoying Maze.He reversed time directly at that time, isn't this a bug in the system?When a bug occurs, it is quite normal to use other bugs to fix it. 】

[Agree upstairs.Shen also smashed Qu Yuan's badge, the system is just repairing it. 】

[Those who questioned the two bosses before, if you were in this level, you would have stolen the badge and ran away like Lin Hui, right? 】

[Although Lin Hui's reaction was the same as that of most ordinary people, it really seems a bit wretched to be next to the boss. 】

[Don't generalize the above, at least I won't do like Lin Hui.Have you guys forgotten the scene where he didn't plan to save Shen Yi when he was in Cao Ying?Infinity's goal is to survive, but his behavior is too shameless, Shen Yi has never disliked him in the city of women before, he is simply revenge. 】

【1.Lin Hui is so disgusting, if I meet him in the dungeon, I have to fuck him to death. 】

[Hahaha, if this bug knew that everyone hated him so much, he probably wouldn't dare to enter the dungeon, would he? 】

……

Lin Hui looked at the comments on the Internet and clenched his fists more and more tightly.

He completely ignored the influence of these two people, and he didn't expect that so many people sent private messages to scold him, and even blocked him from the system, unwilling to form a team with him.

He just wanted to live, what did he do wrong?

Lin Hui stared coldly at the holographic screen in front of him, and clicked on the live recording screen that he had just cleared.

He clicked on the record button and said to the camera: "As a player who played the game with Shen Yijiangyan, I deeply feel the unfairness of this game."

"They break the rules at will, they are like people with privileges, they step on ordinary players like us..."

Snapped.

Before Lin Hui finished speaking, the holographic projection in front of him was cut off.

the other side.

The boundless bookshelves that can't be seen to the top form a vast wall of books. Someone is sitting in front of this wall of books, looking at Lin Hui's bewildered look through the screen with a calm expression.

There was a beautiful arc on the corner of his lips, and he said slowly to the screen: "Goodbye."

As he spoke, he pressed the delete key.

Lin Hui, who was still filled with righteous indignation just now, turned into a white light and disappeared immediately.

Shen Yi originally planned to rest in the dormitory for a few more days. After repeatedly being bombarded by phone calls, videos, and private messages from the system restaurant, he was afraid that this stupid restaurant would come to invite him to be the chef, so he quickly opened the game and hid in.

Compared with the restaurant in 996, it is still safer in the dungeon.

But this copy is not quite the same as before.

When Shen Yi opened his eyes from the endless void, what he saw was a makeup mirror.

In the makeup mirror, he completely changed his face.

Although he also has black hair and cold white skin, his eyebrows are obviously much deeper. He blinked and found that his pupils in the mirror were greenish amber.

This face is obviously a foreigner.

He was sitting in the dressing room, wearing a medieval European court gown, and all the foreigners were busy in the dressing room. A tall, thin, handsome guy with blond hair walked towards him, with his hands on his shoulders, his expression It seemed a little urgent: "What's the matter Tees, haven't you put on your makeup yet?"

He spoke Mandarin, so there was no sense of disobedience.

Ding--

[Welcome to the immersive experience level - "Hamlet". 】

[In this dungeon, players will change their appearance and immerse themselves in the character.Your role is: Deece, a dramatist, and you are preparing a play of "Hamlet" in the Grand Theater. 】

[Clearance method: within 24 hours, survive the customs clearance. 】

Shen also remembered the plot of "Hamlet".

"Hamlet", also known as "The Prince's Revenge", is Shakespeare's famous tragedy.

It is about the mysterious death of the king's father of the Danish prince named Hamlet. The prince Hamlet accidentally encountered the ghost of his deceased father and learned that his father was killed by his uncle who had usurped the throne.

He carried out a series of acts of revenge angrily, but all of them ended in tragedy.

Before Shen Yi had time to recollect the plot, the handsome blond guy started to stand at the door of the dressing room and waved at him again: "Tees, hurry up!"

Shen Yi hurried over.

The handsome blond guy said: "Hurry up and get ready, the next scene will be between you and Choate!"

How to enter a dungeon and still act in a drama!

Shen Yi, who had no acting experience, was like an ant on a hot pot, and asked in a low voice, "Who am I playing?"

"Stop kidding me!" The handsome blond guy stared at him, "Teess, did you drink too much last night?"

Shen Yi could only nod repeatedly.

"You're playing Claudius!" He pointed to the tall figure beside the curtain not far away, "Joate is playing the queen, your wife!"

Claudius is the uncle who killed old Hamlet!

Dare to feel that he played a big villain...

Shen Yi took the crown from the handsome blond guy. It was made of metal and inlaid with pearls. It looked very valuable.

But isn't the size a bit wrong?Why can't I get stuck for half a day...

He was struggling to push the crown on his head, when a pair of hands suddenly took the crown from his side and gently helped him put it on.

Shen Yi glanced at the tall beauty with long blond hair in a luxurious European-style court dress beside him from the corner of his eyes. It should be the girl who played the queen that the handsome blond guy said: "Thank you, miss... sister?"

However, when he turned his head, he saw a tough foreign handsome face who was half a head taller than him, similar to Li Qingzhao in the novice checkpoint.

The man glanced at him calmly, and said in a male voice, "You're welcome."

Shen Yi:? ? ?