How to break into a Chinese book

mutton?

For these ghosts and monsters that feed on humans all the year round, animal meat is equivalent to humans eating bark.

It is a last resort choice in the case of extreme hunger.

When the ghost king's guests heard what the maid said, their grimaces wrinkled into balls, as if they had been humiliated.

"How can I eat mutton..."

"How can the majestic ghost king's mansion be so poor that it feeds on mutton..."

"Animal meat is used to feed the animals in my family, how can it be served on the dining table..."

……

The guests talked a lot, and the ghost king was also very unhappy.

He obviously wanted to get angry, but his hands seemed to be out of control, and he picked up another bunch.

The paprika is fragrant and oily, and it is much more delicious than human meat.

After eating five or six skewers in a row, the relatives and friends in the audience finally couldn't bear it any longer, and said sadly, "Master Ghost King! You have such a noble status, how can you... how can you eat these animal meat!"

The Ghost King frowned, but his hands didn't stop moving, and the five characters "I can't control it" were written all over his face.

"It's so delicious..." Ghost King's mouth was full, "It's really unbelievable, it's actually mutton!"

Although the ghosts smelled the fragrance, they couldn't imagine what the broken bark was good for.

The ghost king waved his hand and asked the maid to distribute the remaining mutton skewers: "You will know once you try it."

The guests looked ashen, but they didn't dare to disobey the ghost king's order, so they had to pick up the meat skewers in disgust, as if they were some kind of medicine in front of them.

However, when they grinned and ate the skewers——

"The mutton is so delicious?!"

"If I knew mutton was so delicious, why would I still eat people?!"

"I implore Lord Ghost King to reward you with some meat skewers!"

After all the ghosts killed all the mutton skewers like a storm, the ghost king remembered that this wonderful and delicious food was actually made of the food he caught.

This incident is as outrageous as buying a roast chicken and making a poached egg for the owner.

He struggled for a long time, and called the maid: "Where is the monk now?"

The maid said: "The back chef should be peeling the skin and putting it in the pot."

"Stop!" The ghost king roared, "Bring me that monk!"

Shen Yi was not skinned so quickly.

After teaching the kitchen kid kebabs, he also taught them how to roast lamb chops, roast leg of lamb, and even roasted an eggplant with garlic for them to eat.

The little ghosts were amazed, never thought that apart from human beings, there are so many delicious foods in this world.

After a while, Shen Yi was brought to the main hall.

Seeing the plates on the table being licked clean, and seeing the painful expressions of all the ghosts wanting to eat but he had to hold back, Shen Yi immediately had a plan in mind.

The ghost king pulled his face and asked him: "How do you cook your mutton skewers? Have you taught the back cook?"

Shen Yi said obediently: "It's a church."

The ghost king waved his hands and ordered his servants: "Then roast him according to that method..."

"Wait!"

Shen Yi raised his hand to stop, and looked up at the Ghost King seriously: "Master Ghost King, do you think the mutton was delicious just now?"

"...Delicious. That's why I said to roast you according to the method just now..."

"That's why you can't kill me!" Shen Yi interrupted him with a raised voice.

"In the fairy world, eat fine nectar and jade dew to maintain your cultivation, and in the ghost world, eat people to maintain your mana. Whether you are a fairy or a ghost, food only has a utilitarian role in your eyes." Shen Yi said earnestly, "But in the human world, relying on food to fill one's stomach is not enough. That's what cattle do."

"Humans eat food as a pleasure."

"For Chinese food alone, there are eight famous cuisines, not including various folk recipes. This kebab is so ordinary that any human being in the street can eat it."

The ghost king looked at him in disbelief: "You humans... are so good at eating?"

"That's natural." Shen Yi said proudly, "Only in the Sichuan area where your ghost gate is located, you can combine countless delicious foods with the two seasonings of chili and pepper."

"You go to the streets to arrest people all day long, haven't you paid attention to what human beings eat?"

The ghost king drooped his face: "When you eat mutton, don't you still taste the grass that the sheep eat?"

It's the same reason...

Shen Yi waved his hand and introduced to the ghosts: "Only the barbecue category, in addition to grilled mutton skewers, there are also beef skewers, grilled plate tendon, grilled beef tendon, grilled saury, roasted potatoes, eggplant, beans, enoki mushrooms, etc. A range of vegetables…”

The ghost king swallowed: "You can eat all the things you said...?"

"Of course!"

The ghost king hesitated for a while: "So it's quite important to keep you alive..."

"But..." the Ghost King sighed, "If you eat your meat, you will live forever."

Shen Yi said with a smile: "Is it more important to gain longevity without taste, or to be able to enjoy the satisfaction of taste buds every day of life?"

So a few hours later.

The King of Ghosts sat around a table with the guests, and dishes from various cuisines were placed on the big round table.

Sichuan-style Chongqing noodles, Bobo chicken, spicy hot pot; Shandong cuisine, crispy chicken, scallion sea cucumber; Buddha jumps over the wall, West Lake vinegar fish, West Lake water shield soup from Zhejiang cuisine; braised lion head, beggar chicken, and Wenzheng bamboo shoots from Jiangsu and Anhui cuisines.

A table full is simply the most luxurious feast in the history of the ghost world.

The King of Ghosts was full of praise for every dish, and excitedly toasted everyone: "From today on, these eight major cuisines will be a compulsory course for every chef in my ghost world! This king will promote Chinese cuisine to the six worlds!"

Shen Yi applauded pa-pa-pa.

Of course, this great hero of his was honored as a guest by the grateful Ghost King, who looked at him gratefully: "Chef Shen! Tell me, I will satisfy you whatever wish you have!"

In fact, Shen Yi had already been looking for Li Bai's trace at the banquet.

But the strange thing is that Li Bai didn't seem to show up.

"I want to ask the ghost king about someone." Shen Yi cupped his fists and said, "Shi Xian Taibai, where is he?"

"Too white."

The ghost king pulled Shen Yi up and came to the Wangchuan River outside the gate of the ghost king's mansion.

There are countless cruise ships with red lights floating on the river, and the boats are covered with red veils, so it is hard to see who is sitting in the boats.

The most important thing is that on this boundless river of forgetfulness, every boat looks exactly the same.

"Taibai likes to drink, so he should be drinking and composing poems on a certain boat today!" The ghost king couldn't tell which one it was, so he pointed casually, "It should be that boat!"

"You can just go and find him!"

The boat that the ghost king pointed to was parked under the big willow tree by the river.

The river bank is full of shimmering red flowers of the other shore, willow branches dance with the breeze, and the red gauze curtains on the boat are blown up.

The lights in the boat flickered on and off, and shadowy figures could be vaguely seen swaying.

When I got closer, I realized that this cruise ship was not small.

There is at least thirty to forty square meters of area in the cabin.

Shen Yi stepped onto the deck cautiously, and the wooden boards creaked under his feet. He stopped at the door and raised his hand to knock: "Is anyone there? Is Mr. Taibai on board?"

I knocked on the door three or four times but no one answered.

Just as Shen Yi was debating whether to push the door straight in, the wooden door of the cabin was suddenly pushed open with a creak.

Before he had time to see who was coming, he was directly dragged in by two people.

The cabin was covered with red gauze curtains, and the dense gauze curtains almost blocked all sightlines. The two people who were dragging him were extremely fast and with great force, and he couldn't break free at all.

The ambiguous red light, the strong smell of makeup and powder rushing straight into the nostrils, just when Shen Yi thought he was being dragged into the flower boat in the brothel, another door appeared in front of him.

Someone opened the door from the outside.

Before Shen Yi could react, someone seemed to push him behind him, and he staggered and fell into it.

To be precise, this is not "outside the door".

It's a bridal chamber covered with happy characters.

Although there is still a wooden floor under the feet, the feeling of shaking on the boat is completely gone.

He seems to have been transported into another time and space.

"Master!" Someone called him from behind.

That person was a little maid in red, with two sweet dimples on the corners of her lips. At this time, she was holding a tray in her hand, and in the center of the tray was a happy name tied with a red ribbon.

The maid covered her mouth and snickered: "Master, why are you so dazed, quickly use your happy name to take off the hijab!"

Shen Yi looked down, only to realize that he was wearing the red wedding gown of an ancient bridegroom at some point, and beside the bed with a red curtain in front of him, was sitting a bride with a red hijab.

What's happening here?

Didn't you come to look for Li Bai on the boat?

Shen Yi hurriedly turned his head and pushed open the door behind him. Outside the door was a lively Chinese-style courtyard decorated with lights and festoons for weddings, and there was no shadow of a cruise ship.

The maid was still urging her, so Shen Yi had no choice but to half-push and pick up the title and stepped forward.

He nervously lifted the bride's hijab, just begging not to show a horrible grimace.

But what he never expected was that there was actually a man under the hijab.

It was... a man he knew very well.

"Jiang Yan?!"

Jiang Yan's expression was very cold.

He raised his eyes coldly, his eyes only stayed on Shen Yi's face for half a second, and then moved away as if disgusted.

Shen Yi:? ? ?

Ding--

[Player Shen also enters the branch level. 】

[Level mission: Protect Jiang Yan from being eliminated. 】

[Mission Requirements: Players in the side missions have three chances to avoid death. Even if they die in the side missions, it will not affect the main mission. 】

[Task reward: 188 points. 】

The system is very brief.

The task is to protect Jiang Yan, he can avoid death three times, I always feel that this branch line is weird...

Most importantly, is this person in front of him Jiang Yan?

Jiang Yan was obviously stopped outside the ghost gate, or did he already find a way to sneak into the ghost world?

But why this Jiang Yan doesn't seem to know him...

Shen Yi bent down in wonder, and looked at his face: "Are you Jiang Yan?"

Jiang Yan didn't say a word, but the little maid on the side laughed and joked: "Master, what are you joking about? This is Mr. Jiang Yan. You have admired him for a long time, and he finally agreed to marry you..."

What a mess!

Shen Yi scratched his head, a mess in his head.

The little maid quickly brought over two glasses of wedding wine, and said to the two with a smile: "Master, don't delay the auspicious time, hurry up and have a drink with Madam!"

Jiang Yan picked up the cup near him.

Shen Yi also had no choice but to pick up the wine glass.

Embarrassingly twisting his hands into twists, he reached back and brought the wine glass to his mouth.

Ding--

The system beep sounded again.

A line of shining characters appeared in front of Shen Yi:

[System prompt: There is ** in Jiang Yan's wine glass. 】

[Next person: Maid Xiaotao. 】

Shen Yi was shocked, and immediately put his other hand between Jiang Yan's lips and the wine glass: "Don't drink!"

Jiang Yan raised his head and looked at him with displeasure.

The maid serving the wedding wine is Xiaotao.

She stared at the two of them sternly, and her words were threatening: "Master, you must drink the wine when you have a glass."

"The wine can't be changed, and it can't be spilled. It must..." She said quietly, "Not a single drop is left."

The killer was watching from the side, and even said harsh words that he had to drink the wine if he didn't drink it.

Shen Yi finally understood why the system gave him three gold medals for avoiding death.

He gritted his teeth, turned his head and smiled at the killer Xiaotao: "Drink, of course, it's just..."

"I want to drink your cup." Shen Yi heroically said to Jiang Yan, "You...feed me."