How to break into a Chinese book

Shen Yi never imagined that this so-called top-notch luxury leisure package for two is actually a couple package.

No wonder the waiter told him with an ambiguous expression when he was at the door that the sound insulation here is very good.

Look at the little leather-whips and handcuffs in this room... How could he be able to sleep at night in such an environment!

Without waiting for Jiang Yan to observe carefully, Shen Yi locked the bedroom door and said solemnly: "Sleeping on a water bed is not good for the waist."

"With such a big suite, there must be other rooms to live in!"

Shen Yi swears, and drags Jiang Yan around the upper and lower three floors.

There is a video room, billiard hall, tea room and wine cellar, as well as a yoga room and a chess and card room, but there is no second bedroom.

There wasn't even a single extra bed besides the water bed.

Just as Shen Yi was thinking about whether to sleep on the floor at night, Jiang Yan comforted him and said: "Don't worry, after spending so much money, if the bed doesn't fit, the system will definitely replace it, at worst, let them change it at night. "

yes!Why didn't he think of this? What a country bumpkin!

Shen Yi was only worried about his own tendon, and didn't react at all. Even if the bed was changed...the number of beds was still one.

No matter what, he had to sleep in the same bed with Jiang Yan and spend two days and one night as a couple.

"The environment here is quite comfortable." Jiang Yan opened the door of the backyard, and outside was a steaming hot spring, "I'm going to soak in the hot spring, do you want to go?"

On one side is the blue sea and white sandy beach, and on the other side is the Japanese-style hot spring Tangyu. The two very different scenery are placed together in the same space, which is not at all obtrusive.

Shen Yi hadn't enjoyed the hot spring for a long time, and when he saw the steaming soup pool in the yard, all his muscles began to yearn for it.

I went to the locker room to change into my swimsuit, and Jiang Yan had already soaked in it.

Usually, everyone was well dressed, and Shen Yi didn't pay attention to Jiang Yan's figure.

Only now did I realize that this person not only has a good proportion, but also has firm and beautiful muscles, wide chest muscles, neat abdominal muscles, and arm muscles full of vigorous explosive power.

He put his hands on the stone wall of the hot spring pool, half-closed his eyes, and the refracted water waves added a bit of temptation to his perfect figure.

Shen Yi lowered his head and glanced at his flat abdomen without any trace of training...

Forget it, he's a chef, it's an eye opener that he didn't grow into a big fat man, he can't compare with someone like Jiang Yan who relies on his body for food.

Thinking of this, Shen Yi inadvertently pulled up the bath towel a little to cover his embarrassing abdomen, sneaked to the side of the soup pool, sighed comfortably, and sat down on the side.

Sure enough, Jiang Yan had been staring at him since he came in, until he stared back, and then looked away embarrassingly.

"Not every man has to be like Dashi Johnson?" Shen Yi felt that he was being laughed at by Jiang Yan's eyes, and said depressedly, "Although I don't have any muscles, my figure is not too bad."

Jiang Yan glanced sideways, then quickly looked away: "It's good."

Shen Yi reciprocated politely: "You are also in good shape."

I don't know if it's because the hot spring is too hot, Jiang Yan's neck and ears are a little red from the steam.

Shen Yi thoughtfully lowered the temperature of the hot spring water, and then found that the system actually comes with several hot spring items.

"Torrent massage, sulfur beauty treatment, water curtain movie..." Shen Yi read the several options given by the system, poked Jiang Yan beside him, and suggested, "How about we watch a water curtain movie while soaking in the hot spring?" ?”

"It will be all right."

Shen Yi immediately chose the water curtain movie.

I saw a fountain suddenly appearing in front of the Tangchi. The fountain was long and formed a water curtain of three to four meters square in front of the two of them.

Then, lifelike color pictures began to appear on the screen.

It was the first time for Shen Yi to see this kind of novelty, and he didn't pay attention to what the movie was about. He was only curious about how this thing was formed.

It wasn't until 5 minutes later that a man and a woman appeared naked in the camera, and when the overly obvious driving scenes and groaning sounds began to be displayed in 360-degree surround, Shen Yi didn't understand what kind of movie this was.

Before he could turn off the screen, Jiang Yan had already stood up and went out: "I'm going to the beach for a walk."

Even if MD is a couple package, it is not possible to make all the items into a fun-themed theme!

Shen Yi turned off the movie angrily. The hot spring water was too hot, and he couldn't calm down after soaking for a long time, so he had to put on a bath towel and walk to the beach with Jiang Yan.

The white sand under the feet is warm and soft, the sea breeze blows gently, and there is an endless beach in front of you.

In the real world, unless it is a private beach of a local tyrant, it is impossible to have such a beautiful place without interference from other tourists.

Shen Yi's mood relaxed a lot, he kicked the waves with his bare feet, and soon approached the coastline.

Ding-dong-

[Hello, dear customer, what beach project do you need to choose? 】

【1. Couple surfing】

【2. Romantic kayaking】

【3. Sunbathing for couples】

【4. Fantasy Atlantis】

Shen Yi looked helplessly at the huge holographic screen in front of him: "Can I not choose?"

The system at this time was comparable to an artificial mental retardation. If he didn't choose it, he would not be allowed to walk on the beach with peace of mind. The big screen was always in front of the two of them.

Jiang Yan narrowed his eyes and looked at these options: "How about... just choose one at random?"

In order to avoid the embarrassing scene like hot springs, Shen Yi specially skipped the first three items that have something to do with the words "couple" and "romantic": "This [Fantasy Atlantis] sounds quite normal ..."

"Then choose this." Jiang Yan raised his hand and nodded.

soon.

Suddenly a strong wind blew up on the originally calm sea, and a huge wave mountain like a tsunami was aggressively attacking the two of them.

Jiang Yan reacted very quickly, pulled Shen Yi and ran back, but when he turned around, he found that the hotel, rooms, and hot springs were all gone, and there was only a bare beach behind him.

Shen Yi exclaimed: "Fuck, what kind of dream is this! Is it the terrifying Atlantis?!"

Compared with the sea that engulfs the mountains and rivers, the two are like two little ants that cannot escape from the hands of Tathagata, even running wildly is futile.

The huge wave came quickly with a fierce roar, submerging the two of them head-on, and dragging them into the bottomless sea.

……

Shen was also woken up by someone nagging.

An old man kept nagging in his ear: "You are the only heir of our Atlantis, how can you do it without getting married?"

"Father is getting old, if you don't find a partner to come back as soon as possible, the people under the sea will not be able to obey you! Are you listening to me—"

The man grabbed Shen Yi's ear, and the real pain finally woke him up.

The person who was pulling his ears was a white-haired old man. He was naked on the upper body, but on the lower body... there was actually a fish tail.

Only then did Shen Yi realize that he seemed to be somewhere on the bottom of the sea.

He can breathe freely underwater, and swims around small fish and shrimps from time to time. Looking at the surrounding environment, it should be the palace of the underwater kingdom.

Shen Yi looked down... and jumped up in fright, the fish tail swayed back and forth in the water: "Where are my legs!"

Like the old man in front of him, he turned into a mermaid.

It's still the kind of mermaid with a beautiful golden tail.

Shen Yi finally understood what this [Fantasy Atlantis] meant.

The same immersive experience as the game copy, the "dream" love-interesting cosplay of couples.

It took his brains to believe that there would be normal items in this couple's package.

The old man patted Shen Yi on the shoulder with hatred, interrupting his meditation: "Want two-legs?"

"Then go find your destined prince!" The old man clasped his fists, showing a look of longing, "Just kiss the destined prince under the foam, and you can transform into legs at will and become Atlantis. Si's heir!"

Kissing under the foam?

Why does this plot feel a bit familiar...

Dare he be the daughter of the sea, the Little Mermaid?

The plot is wrong, right? He is a man. Even if he is looking for a partner, he should be a destined princess. Why are he looking for a prince? !

"Why don't you go soon?" The old man reached out and tapped his forehead lightly, and Shen Yi turned into a fish completely.

Not even the half-man half-fish appearance.

"Listen, if you don't know how to tell who is your destined prince, just kiss him in the form of a fish, and if you can recover as a mermaid, it will prove that you are looking for the right person!"

Shen Yi looked back at his body.

The whole body is shiny silver, with a long strip like a belt, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the most commonly eaten seabed fish——

Hairtail.

At this moment, Shen Yi couldn't even swear a word of mmp.

He glanced at the old man resentfully, and swam away into the distance full of resentment.

Aquatic plants, corals, jellyfish, and groups of gleaming small fish, this is a beautiful sight that Shen Yi has never seen before.

But no matter how beautiful the seabed is, it can't stop his resentment towards this cheating top-level luxury couple package for two.

He probably understands now.

In this couple vacation package, all the items exist to promote the relationship of couples.

For example, hot spring porn, such as various couple options on the beach.

Even the immersive experience he chose is a copy of Hai's Daughter where the little mermaid looks for the prince to fall in love.

Since he is a courting mermaid... Then Jiang Yan probably got the script of the prince.

He had to kiss the prince with the body of a fish to turn back into a mermaid, and finally he had to kiss the prince in the foam to grow legs.

Sure enough, it's a dungeon for couples, and Jinjiang's indescribable plots are everywhere.

Shen Yi sighed, let's not talk about kissing or not, the ocean is so big, where can he find the prince with a hairtail?

the other side.

When Jiang Yan woke up, he found himself lying on a dilapidated small fishing boat.

The fishing boat had sailed far away from the coastline. At this time, the sea was violently stormy and the waves were raging. He could only lower his body and lean against the side of the boat as much as possible.

Beside him were harpoons and nets, and he was wearing a fisherman's tattered raincoat.

Where is Shen Yi?

[Hello, valued customer, in the Dream Atlantis project, your identity is Santiago, a fisherman who focuses on fishing. Please fish hard until you catch the biggest one. 】

This is... The Old Man and the Sea?

Is he the poor and stubborn old fisherman Santiago?

Surrounded by a vast ocean, there was no trace of Shen Yi at all.

The dungeons in this kind of leisure project should not be as cruel as the game dungeons, and will fully take care of the comfort and experience of customers, so Shen Yi should just get another identity and not be in danger.

So the fisherman Jiang Yan had to work hard to fish according to the system requirements.

The harpoon was not easy to use in this environment, so Jiang Yan sprinkled the nearby fishing net along the side of the boat.

After a while, the rain stopped, the wind died down, and it was time for Jiang Yan's fishing net to be closed.

Inexperienced fishermen often fail to catch fish.

Of course, taking the bait is another matter.

Apart from aquatic plants, shells and small jellyfish, there was only one fish in Jiang Yan's net.

The whole body of that fish glowed with silver light, its long strip-shaped body writhed excitedly on the boat plank, and its dead fish eyes gleamed.

Jiang Yan was a little puzzled, hairtails generally live in relatively deep waters, how did this one get into his net?

He took the hairtail out of the net bag, and the tail of the fish crackled and swung wildly. I don't know if it was because the fish scales were too slippery, but the hairtail rushed forward and threw itself on Jiang Yan's face.

And its fish mouth full of small teeth... actually bit Jiang Yan's lips precisely.

Jiang Yan, who was dumbfounded by the hairtail kiss:? ? ?