How to break into a Chinese book

Jiang Yan never imagined that Shen Yi would be so excited to "crowbar" when he saw him.

Has it reached the point where you have to have a physiological reaction?

Jiang Yan couldn't help feeling a little at a loss.

He quickly looked away, with an unnatural expression on his face: "You... what's going on..."

Shen Yi took advantage of his unpreparedness to quickly hide the dagger in his trousers, and then covered it with his clothes.

"Don't get me wrong." Shen Yi felt that it was necessary for him to explain to Jiang Yan, "You should also understand that men are sometimes inexplicable..."

"It doesn't mean I have any unreasonable thoughts about you!"

After an explanation, instead of being forgiven, he received an intriguing look from Jiang Yan.

When it's over, does Jiang Yan really think that he is a crook who will be hard when he sees a man?

Shen Yi suddenly regretted using such a bad excuse, who knew that the person in front of him suddenly said: "It doesn't matter if there is."

Shen Yi:? ? ?

"Shen Yi!" Fortunately, someone called him not far away, which interrupted the embarrassing atmosphere between the two.

It was Lu Gaoyuan who came to find him.

He seemed to have found something, and happily waved at Shen Yi: "Did you find anything good?"

I dare not say that I found it!

Shen Yi could only pretend to be calm, shook his head and asked, "What did you find?"

"I found a treasure!" Lu Gaoyuan threw an orange over excitedly, "Look! Your favorite orange!"

Shen Yi: ...

Oranges are not a valuable item in dungeons.

But the orange thrown by Lu Gaoyuan happened to hit Shen Yi's chest, causing his heart to twitch unconsciously following the orange.

He does like oranges.

How did Lu Gaoyuan know?

The person in front of him, who was called his friend in middle school, was indeed very familiar and natural.

In Shen Yi's impression, there is no such a person at all.

Some of the things he said were completely inconsistent with Shen Yi's growth experience, for example, Shen Yi was a top student; but some details happened to be exactly the same as him.

Like eating oranges.

It's as if this person lives in some parallel world with another him.

"My lords!"

A white-faced eunuch hurried in at the door. He glanced at Jiang Yan behind them, and pulled Lu Gaoyuan and Shen Yi mysteriously: "My lords, I have something to report!"

Hearing what he said, Jiang Yan also joined in.

The eunuch struggled for a while, but lowered his voice and said, "Do you want to find the treasure brought from Yan Kingdom?"

Strictly speaking, the dagger used to assassinate King Qin and the map of Yan State are indeed treasures of Yan State.

The eunuch had a high-pitched voice, as if he saw his relatives, he dragged a few people and sobbed: "The villain is from the Yan Kingdom, and he has been undercover in the Qin Palace for many years!"

"If the adults want to find treasures, come with me!"

Along the way, the eunuch cried and told how he was a native of Yan State, how uncomfortable it was to come to the Qin Palace, he couldn't understand their old Shaanxi dialect, and he couldn't get used to their pasta, so he wished he could go back to Yan State now.

Fortunately, his undercover agent worked, knowing that what they were looking for was sent to Qin Palace along with the tribute of Yan Taizi Dan.

The eunuch pointed at the gate of the warehouse where the treasures were stored in the palace, and whispered: "The things you want should be here, but..."

Shen Yi quickly asked: "Just what?"

He sighed: "This Master Custodian is very difficult to deal with, you must find a way to deal with him."

At this time, the Warehouse Manager mentioned by the undercover eunuch was drinking tea at the door of the warehouse.

Kuguan is a fat job, let alone the most powerful state of Qin.

The other six countries paid tribute frequently, and the warehouse with so many gifts couldn't hold them all. King Qin didn't even remember what gifts he received, and some less important things naturally went into the pocket of the warehouse manager.

Ku Guan was a middle-aged man with a beard. He didn't even raise his eyes when he saw a few people entering the door: "Why are you here?"

Shen Yi hurriedly said: "My lord, I heard that Crown Prince Dan of Yan paid tribute to a batch of treasures with his envoys yesterday. We want to see what is there."

"It's not impossible to see..."

Somewhat impatiently, the treasurer took out one of the many boxes, and said casually, "This is the tribute sent by Yan Kingdom yesterday."

"If you want to open it, you have to do one thing for me."

Ku Guan squinted his eyes and sighed: "I have seen many treasures in this world, but the one that appeared in my dream a few days ago... still haunts me in my dreams."

Lu Gaoyuan asked him: "What did you dream about?"

"That's a divine bird."

Ku Guan squinted his eyes and recalled the fairyland-like scene in his dream: "The divine bird is golden in color, full of air, and exudes a strange fragrance. I think it must be the divine bird that symbolizes the glory of Great Qin!"

"If you guys can find that divine bird for me, I'll ask you to open the tribute box from Yan Kingdom."

A bird with golden feathers and a scent?

Even in modern times, such birds have never been seen.

The three of them were in trouble for a while.

Jiang Yan suggested: "Why don't we inform other people to look for it together."

"I don't think it's limited to birds, and it doesn't have to be limited to living things. It doesn't have to be a sculpture or a painting like what he said."

Can't be limited to living things?

That is to say... dead things are fine too?

Shen Yi suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and went straight to the kitchen before he could say hello to the two of them.

After half an hour.

Jiang Yan and Lu Gaoyuan, who were still searching around the warehouse, suddenly smelled an attractive fragrance.

Lu Gaoyuan swallowed: "Who is frying chicken chops?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Shen Yi appearing at the warehouse door with a plate of fried chicken.

The warehouse manager, who was still proud just now, had already been salivated by the scent, and hurried up from the warehouse, staring at the fried chicken in Shen Yi's hand: "What is this?"

Shen Yi said calmly, "The divine bird."

Ku Guan looked disbelieving: "How could this be a divine bird..."

"The whole body is golden." Shen Yi pointed to the crispy skin of the fried chicken that was fried until it was golden. Golden" standard.

As he said that, Shen Yi took a closer sniff, his nostrils were filled with the smell of fried chicken oil and sesame oil: "There is a strange fragrance all over my body."

Under the staring eyes of the three of them, Shen Yi reached out and tore off a small piece of fried chicken.

The puff pastry wrapped in bread crumbs is crispy and tender, and the chicken inside is deep-fried until it overflows with juice.

The mouthful is full of satisfying salty aroma.

Shen Yi stuffed his mouth full, pointed to the fried chicken sprinkled with different ingredients on both sides of the plate, and said: "This one is five-flavored, and this one is spicy."

"Which one do you want to eat?"

Qin Chao Kuguan had never seen such a miraculous food.

Just smelling it makes people salivate, and the delicacies of the heavens are nothing more than this!

Seeing that the people from Qin Dynasty, who had never seen the world, were about to rush over, Shen Yi hid back with his hand holding the plate, stopped the warehouse manager and asked, "Sir, tell me first, is this the divine bird you saw in your dream?"

"How could the divine bird I saw in my dream look like this!" Ku Guan stared intently at the fried chicken, "You... are even more divine than the divine bird!"

"Give me something! Go and open the box!"

Ku Guan had already started eating the fried chicken, he probably had never eaten such delicious food, he was completely immersed in it and couldn't extricate himself.

After getting the permission to open the box, Lu Gaoyuan walked into the warehouse while looking at the plate of delicious fried chicken, sucked his saliva and said, "I really want to have a bite."

Jiang Yan didn't speak, but his Adam's apple rolled, as if swallowing.

Shen Yi mysteriously took out a greased paper bag from his arms. When the paper bag was opened, there were two fried chicken legs: "I knew you two must be hungry!"

The spicy one was given to Lu Gaoyuan, and Shen Yi simply handed the remaining chicken drumstick without chili to Jiang Yan with oil paper: "Here, yours has no chili."

The mobilized taste buds and the restless heart are overwhelming.

Jiang Yan stared at him blankly, and suddenly felt that this chicken leg was full of love: "...Thank you."

Shen Yi looked at the two of them lovingly, as if he had fed the cats and dogs on the side of the road.

As a chef, what he likes to hear most is the "thank you" from diners after they are full.

With this satisfaction, Shen Yi effortlessly opened the treasure box that the Yan Kingdom paid tribute to.

Strangely, there was nothing in the huge wooden box, only a roll of parchment.

With fried chicken still in his mouth, Lu Gaoyuan leaned over curiously: "Sheepskin roll? What is this, is it a map of Yan Kingdom?"

Shen also unwrapped the rope and unrolled the bundled sheepskin roll.

There are indeed paintings in the volume, but they are not maps, but delicate little figures.

Each image has a code written in Xiaozhuan.

The two naked people were entangled in some weird posture, and both of them had different expressions on their faces.

Although the image is crude, Shen Yi still realized what was drawn in a second.

He quickly closed the picture scroll: "Don't read it."

"Why?" Lu Gaoyuan didn't see clearly, "Is it some kind of martial arts secret book?"

As he said that, he snatched the scroll from Shen Yi's hands, and said solemnly: "I know Xiaozhuan, let me see what kind of martial arts secret book this is..."

"Form one: The old man pushes...the cart?"

The three of them never expected that after struggling for such a long time, there was actually a erotic picture in the treasure box that Yan Guo paid tribute to.

After tossing and finding nothing, they decided to search separately.

When he walked to the entrance of King Qin's main hall, the undercover eunuch of Yan Kingdom that he met at first suddenly appeared from behind Shen Yi.

"My lord!" He checked the surroundings furtively, making sure that no one else was there, then pulled Shen Yi to the corner, and whispered, "My lord Qin Wuyang, I've recognized you a long time ago!"

NPC knows his identity?

The eunuch quickly took out a dagger from his pocket: "There was an outsider just now, and I have already gone to the warehouse to take the treasure in advance."

"This is a dagger, take it!"

Why did another dagger come out?What is that in the crotch of Shen Yi's trousers?

The dagger given by the eunuch was obviously longer and the blade was sharper. Shen Yi took out the knife he found earlier: "Then what is mine?"

"This is the fruit knife that King Qin usually uses to peel fruit."

Shen Yi: ...

"You must put this dagger away and give it to Master Jing Ke!" The eunuch said nervously, "I have just given the map to Master Jing Ke, but time is running out and I have not had time to hand over the dagger to him, so you must pass it on for me. My country of Yan assassinated Daye!"

He has given the map to Jing Ke?

"Then who is Jing Ke?" Shen Yi asked the eunuch while holding back.

"The villain can't say that, you have to meet Master Jing Ke in person!"

Shen Yi carefully recalled every detail of getting along with this little eunuch.

It was precisely because he knew the identities of Jing Ke and Qin Wuyang that he hurriedly sent them to the warehouse to hunt for treasure.

It's a pity that among the three people present at the time, one of them appeared unexpectedly by the eunuch, so he had no choice but to transfer the treasures to Shen Yi and Jing Ke respectively.

It can be seen from this that Jing Ke must be among Lu Gaoyuan and Jiang Yan.

Who the hell is...

Shen Yi stared at the two completely different daggers in his hand, and suddenly had an idea.

If he could use the fake dagger to cover his eyes, maybe the real dagger in his hand would be safe.

So Shen Yi grabbed the little eunuch who was about to leave, and asked him for help: "You will take this fake fruit knife and pretend to be a real dagger in front of everyone, but it can't be too easy for them to get it, otherwise you will be suspected."

The little eunuch frowned in confusion: "Then how do I give it to them?"

Shen Yi thought for a while: "Let everyone complete a task, preferably something that is obviously very simple, but in fact it is not easy to do."

The little eunuch held the fruit knife thoughtfully, his eyes lit up: "I understand!"

So 10 minutes later.

Six players were assembled in the Qin King Hall.

The little eunuch held a dagger and came to everyone piously: "This is the first assassin's blade sent by Prince Dan of Yan Kingdom along with the tribute. It must be what you want!"

"Is that the dagger?" Su Chengwang stepped forward to take it.

The eunuch immediately withdrew his hand and looked at everyone seriously: "You must complete the task to get it!"

He glanced at Jiang Yan: "I heard that the three of you just found a volume of erotic pictures in the warehouse?"

Jiang Yan frowned at him: "What?"

The eunuch told Song Ke to turn around: "Turn around, children, the following content is not suitable for children."

As he said that, he unfolded the erotic pictures, pointed at one of the movements and looked at the crowd: "You two can imitate this movement."

"That's it... Avalokitesvara sits in the lotus pose!"

Crowd: ? ? ?