How to break into a Chinese book

Shen Yi originally thought that Jiang Yan sent the sweet and greasy Dongpo meat here just to apologize, but who knows that this person seems to be really like what he said, the only thing that can't be missed is the food. Received his order.

The manager also brought Jiang Yan's words along with the water list: "That Mr. Jiang said that if you don't have time to prepare his dishes today, you can hand them over to your apprentice. A skilled chef like you must be of the same level as your apprentice." It’s also superb.”

This flattery was so loud that even Shen Yi's assistant was very happy.

Although he is not considered an "apprentice", according to the restaurant's regulations, Shen Yi can completely entrust him with the authority of this meal.

If this Boss Jiang finishes his meal and then praises "the blue is better than the blue", then he will be promoted in the second half of the year!

Who knew that Shen Yi glanced at the menu expressionlessly, and then handed the three-slice fish roll that was about to be cooked in his hand to the assistant: "You handle the order No. 28, and leave this to me."

The dishes Jiang Yan ordered today are all common dishes in the restaurant: stewed beef in tomato sauce, ginkgo cabbage, crab roe buns, and a dish of fish with herbs and beer.

The chef of the restaurant usually visits the customers at the end of the meal and asks for their satisfaction and opinions on the dishes so that they can be improved next time.

Jiang Yan's four dishes were only part of Shen Yi's lunch menu. After finishing the dishes for the other three tables of reserved guests, Shen Yi began to visit each private room according to the procedure.

It was very pleasant to meet with several scheduled guests. When he arrived at the door of Jiang Yan's private room, Shen Yi hesitated subconsciously.

You shouldn't be doing any nonsense today, right?After all, what I said yesterday was very clear...

Shen Yi was unavoidably a little apprehensive, but he still took a deep breath and gently knocked on the door.

Just like last time, it was Jiang Yan's assistant who opened the door.

The young man wore a pair of round-rimmed glasses, smiled and nodded at Shen Yi, then closed the door obediently and went out.

Shen Yizheng was about to stop him, but when he looked back, he realized that the dishes he cooked were completely placed on the table, without taking a bite, and Jiang Yan was nowhere to be found.

No one was at the table.

As a chef, the most unbearable thing is that half of the dishes I carefully prepared are left behind by customers.

Shen Yi frowned. This situation must be communicated with the customer.

Is it because you don't like his food?

This private room is very large, and there is a lounge behind the dining table.

Shen Yi walked towards the lounge and called Jiang Yan's name: "Mr. Jiang? Mr. Jiang Yan?"

Then, he heard Jiang Yan chanting a poem in the living room with his throat choked: "I often remember that the sun is setting in the brook pavilion, and I don't know my way back when I'm intoxicated. I went back to the boat late after I was happy, and strayed into the depths of the lotus flower..."

Li Qingzhao's words?

Why did he pronounce the words in such a sissy voice?

Shen Yi stepped into the door of the lounge curiously, and it happened that Jiang Yan sang the last sentence: "Struggling, fighting, startled a puddle..."

Before the word "Oulu" could be uttered, he happened to turn his head and meet Shen Yi's gaze.

Shen Yi's jaw was about to drop.

The person in front of him sitting on a rattan bamboo chair, with long hair like ink, wearing a blue ancient gauze dress, dressed as a woman and looking at him resentfully... Is it Jiang Yan? !

Jiang Yan stood up, and the 1.9-meter tall man rushed towards Shen Yi and leaned over slightly, and then said very pretentiously: "Mr. Shen, can you fetch two buckets of water for me?"

Shen Yi was speechless for a moment, looking at him with a complicated expression.

After a long time, he opened his mouth and said, "You haven't finished reading the poem just now."

Jiang Yan paused for a moment, and complied with his request: "Struggle for crossing, fight for crossing, start a puddle..."

Shen Yi quickly interrupted him: "vomit."

Jiang Yan:? ? ?

"Mr. Jiang, you..." Shen Yi exited the lounge cautiously, as if he saw some monster, "It's so hot to my eyes."

After speaking, he ran away.

Jiang Yan deliberately created the scene where Shen Yi saw him for the first time. He remembered that he was pretending to be NPC Li Qingzhao at that time. Shen Yi looked very interested in Miss Li Qingzhao at that time, but now he actually said that he... "vomited"? ?

Is it because he has become ugly?For the first time, Jiang Yan felt doubts about his appearance.

Shen Yi fled to his lounge in a hurry, and finally found the best adjective for Jiang Yan - abnormal.

But in fact, this person is really handsome, even if he is dressed as a woman, he is not annoying, and he even feels inexplicably amazing.

But as a conscientious chef, I just want to ask the customer about the dishes, but when he sees the customer disguised as a woman and winks at him, anyone will think that this person is mentally abnormal.

No matter how good-looking you are, you can't do such scary things, right?

Sure enough, Shen Yi had nightmares when he went back at night.

In the dream, he and Jiang Yan came to a strange world of breaking through levels. The task of the level was to distinguish between the two Su Shis who were real.

But Jiang Yan actually looked like Li Qingzhao, and even chased him and threw him a pole, and said to him deliberately provocatively: "Mr. Shen, can you fetch two buckets of water for me?"

In the dream, he didn't take this set either: "Can't you fight yourself?"

Jiang Yan actually shook the biceps on his arm and said shamelessly, "I can't lift it."

Shen Yi woke up suddenly, with cold sweat all over his head, slowly recalling the dream.

The situation in the dream was very real, but Jiang Yan...seemed to be more perverted than in reality.

He only thought it was the reflection of the excessive fright during the day in his dream, and he didn't take it to heart until he met Jiang Yan who was dressed in women's clothes for the second time.

This time it is the team building of the catering department a week later.

I don't know what kindness the hotel has shown. It just organized a group travel benefit for employees to the Maldives last month, but this time it actually organized a team building project.

However, what I went to was not a high-end scenic spot, but a local film and television city in City A.

The tourism industry of this film and television city is doing very well. It covers a large area and belongs to the ancient buildings of Song and Ming styles. There are mountains, rivers, pavilions and pavilions, and the scenery is very beautiful.

Coupled with the immersive experience provided by the official film and television city for tourists, the streets of the city are full of small vendors and passers-by in ancient costumes, and from time to time, tourists will be brought into the immersive plot.

There were policemen who arrested people in the street, girls from Xiulou who threw hydrangea balls, and it is said that some people encountered Mr. Di Renjie holding a portrait of a suspect and dragging tourists and passers-by into the court for judgment.

This kind of immersive experience is very popular among tourists. Walking on the quaint streets, and then entering the plot of the ancient world, there is quite a sense of time-traveling experience.

That's how Shen Yi was dragged away.

He was watching the lantern show on Lantern Street with a few colleagues. Red ribbons and colorful lanterns were hung on the top of the street. Taking this photo, walking on the street really feels like going back to ancient times.

Shen Yi and two older chefs from the Chinese food department were standing in front of a rabbit lamp to guess riddles: "There are holes but no insects, there are nests but no bees, there are silk but no silkworms, and umbrellas but no people, what is this?"

Brother Li, an old chef at the side, patted his chubby belly, touched his chin and said, "There are threads and holes, so it can't be a spider?"

"I said it's not a worm." Another fat chef patted Shen Yi on the shoulder and said with a smile, "This is lotus root, a common dish in our kitchen. Are you right Xiao Shen?"

Judging from the mystery, it is lotus root.

But I don't know why, when he heard these two words, the first thing he thought of was not the lotus root mixed with soy sauce, nor the lotus root stewed in oil, nor the glutinous rice lotus root, but Jiang Yan who was wearing women's clothing that day in front of him chanted "Missed into the lotus root!" deep in the flower".

Shen Yi quickly shook his head and threw out all the pictures in his head. It seemed that he was really dazzled by Jiang Yan.

A few people were about to go to the next lantern riddle stand, when suddenly someone grabbed Shen Yi's arm: "Young master, we have found you!"

A few men dressed in ancient family costumes came, and the leader grabbed Shen Yi's arm, looking excited to cry: "Master, why did you sneak out again! Today is your big day to get married!" !"

Shen Yi:?

The two Li brothers who were traveling with Shen Yi instantly guessed that this should be a random plot of the film and television city, and it is a rare opportunity for so many tourists to be selected for an immersive experience, and they immediately urged: "Yes, Master Shen! Why did you sneak out? Go back and get married!"

As he spoke, he pushed Shen Yi towards them.

There are already tourists on the side of the road to watch, and some people take pictures with their mobile phones.

Shen Yi had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow them.

"Master, go and change your wedding clothes!" The staff who played the role of servants were very dedicated, and dragged Shen Yi into a courtyard decorated with happy characters and colorful lights. Wear it on your body.

It was said that it was a marriage plot, and Shen Yi was pushed directly into the bridal chamber without going to the hall or eating wedding wine.

There is really a bride in a red hijab sitting in this simple and festive room.

He was sitting on a wooden hi bed covered with red sheets, with a slender figure and a straight back. Hearing the sound of Shen Yi entering the door, he turned his body slightly to the side, as if he was a little nervous.

In addition to the bride, there was also a girl holding a wedding wine standing in the room. It seemed that she should be a maid in the setting of the plot.

"Master, you've finally come!" The servant girl put the wedding wine on the table with a smile, and picked up the wedding name from the tray beside her, "Xiao Tao has been waiting for a long time!"

peach?

Why do you feel that this name is a bit familiar?

He stared carefully at this maid named Xiaotao, with round eyes and a round face, with two dimples on her cheeks, it always felt... as if she had seen it somewhere before.

And the scene in front of me...

The Eight Immortals table, wooden floor, red candles, and the red dates, peanuts, longan and lotus seeds on the bed, which symbolize the birth of a precious child, do you feel like you have experienced it before?

Could it be that you have seen a similar plot in a certain film and television drama before?

"Master, what are you still doing? The bride can't wait!"

Xiao Tao stuffed the wedding title into Shen Yi's hand, pushed him to the bedside, and faced the bride with the red hijab.

Shen Yi has been single for more than 20 years and has never even talked to a girlfriend, let alone such a big scene of getting married.

Knowing that these are all fake, but still a little nervous, a little looking forward to the appearance of the bride under the red hijab.

Will it be a pretty girl?

Should be right?Even the maid Xiaotao is so cute, the bride must find a more beautiful actress.

Shen Yi took a deep breath, and suddenly raised the red hijab with a happy name.

Then he saw Jiang Yan's face wearing a phoenix crown.

Shen Yi:? ? ?

"Grass? Why are you?!" Shen Yi was so frightened that he almost sat on the ground.

Jiang Yan didn't say anything, but Xiaotao hurried over to support him, jokingly said: "Master, what are you joking about, you have admired Mr. Jiang Yan for a long time, and he finally agreed to marry you..."

What the hell? !

Shen Yi hurriedly took off the funny groom's top hat, preparing to leave this ghostly place.

Who knew that Xiaotao was quite strong, she insisted on dragging Shen Yi to prevent her from leaving: "Master, offer a glass of wine! You must drink the glass of wine!"

Shen Yi looked at her irritably: "I can leave after drinking?"

"Yes, yes!" Xiaotao nodded repeatedly.

The exquisite small porcelain cup printed with red dragon and phoenix patterns contains clear and mellow wine.

Jiang Yan picked up one, Shen Yi picked up the other, and walked across to him bravely. Just as he was about to look up and get bored, he heard the person in front of him say, "I want to drink your cup."

Shen Yi and Jiang Yan looked at each other expectantly, and then hurriedly looked away.

It may be that the candlelight in the room is too ambiguous. Although Jiang Yan in front of him is dressed in a pearl and emerald woman's dress, she does not look feminine at all. A pair of deep pupils seem to have some kind of strange attraction. There is also a little inexplicable blushing and heartbeat.

"I want to drink your glass." Jiang Yan repeated it again, and then he came back to his senses, and awkwardly handed over the wine glass in his hand.

Who knew that the person on the other side would say brazenly, "You feed me."

Xiao Tao covered her mouth and sniggered, Shen Yi's face turned red with anger.

He stared at Jiang Yan in front of him with a complicated expression, and said angrily, "You don't have long hands!"

Hearing what he said, Jiang Yan was not angry, but just looked at him blankly, as if caught in some memory.

Shen Yi really didn't want to act with this psychopath anymore, so he drank the wine in his glass in one gulp, snatched Jiang Yan's glass again, and drank it all in one gulp.

"Can I go?" He took off his red wedding gown, and before Xiaotao could respond, he ran away as if to escape.

Same as last time, that night, Shen Yi had another weird dream.

Still in that level-breaking game, this time his identity is the young master of the Shen family, and Jiang Yan is his kidnapped bride.

In the dream, he seemed to care about Jiang Yan's feelings, and even the mission of customs clearance became to protect Jiang Yan's safety.

He helped Jiang Yan ward off alcohol and assassination, and finally died for him in a fire.

But in the game level, he didn't die directly, but turned into a big yellow dog, and finally helped Jiang Yan complete his task in the level.

It can be regarded as a very conscientious licking dog.

But for some reason, Jiang Yan in this dream didn't seem to know him at all, they had met many times, and Jiang Yan treated him like a stranger.

The scene of the wedding night in the bridal chamber is a perfect replica of his experience in the film and television city during the day.

There is also a maid named Xiaotao, but the maid poured milk into the glass of wine. In the dream, he was afraid that Jiang Yan would be raped to death, so he was actually the one who said the phrase "I want to drink your glass, you feed me" , and the one who replied coldly, "Don't you have long hands?" was Jiang Yan.

Jingle Bell--

Shen Yi was woken up by the alarm clock and opened his eyes suddenly, the scene in his dream was still clearly playing back frame by frame in his mind like a movie.

too weird.

It was the first time that he dreamed that Jiang Yan became Li Qingzhao and went through the game with him. It can be said that he thought about it day by day and dreamed about it at night. He just had a wild dream because he was scared.

But this time, the plot and logic in the dream were not perfect like a dream.

Did he really know Jiang Yan before?Could it be that the strange notebook that Jiang Yan handed over to him...is there something real?

If it is true, these experiences are too unreal.

But thinking about it carefully, Jiang Yan and him have never lived together, and with his wealth and status, he will not become a psychopath who haunts strangers.

He can put down his posture and hint to Shen Yi repeatedly, it is very likely...they really know each other.

Whether in a dream or in reality, they must have had a long relationship.

Shen Yi's headache got worse and worse, and he couldn't figure it out.

Two days later.

A hot search on Weibo [what is the most bizarre dream you ever had] caught Shen Yi's attention.

The microblog at the top of the entry is a netizen who honestly narrated his dream experience: [I had a dream with a grand view of the world. In the dream, many people and I were involved in an infinite streaming game, with various life and death crises. Every item is so real!But I can only remember a few scenes, and most of the content has been forgotten...]

There are more than 1 comments on this Weibo, and the one with the most likes is naturally a question to the blogger: [Have you read too many infinite stream novels? 】

But the next few hot comments all explain the weirdness of the blogger's dream:

[I dreamed about it too!I dreamed that I was in a geography textbook!Then I went through infinite levels related to geography knowledge on every continent in the world. I only passed four levels before I died. Geography is really my nightmare...]

[I also dreamed of the infinite flow experience, but my world is full of people like Socrates and Aristotle. Just memorizing the names confuses me. If I follow the classification above, I’m afraid Didn't he transmigrated into a book related to philosophy? 】

【Friends in front, don't go!I dreamed about it too!I'm transmigrating into a language book!I have had the experience of two Su Shi fighting, eating crayfish with Tao Yuanming!And in the dream, there is a mysterious chef who clears the level with me, and the cooking is super delicious!But I think this should be a dream I had because of my gluttony...]

Shen Yi looked at the last comment, and his heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

Into the language book?Chef cooking?This is probably not a coincidence...

He quickly searched the Internet for the content in the high school Chinese textbook, and then saw the title of the text on the catalogue:

"Red Cliff Fu", "Rain Lane", "The Difficult Road to Shu", "A Journey on the Pipa", "Hamlet", "Jing Ke Assassins the Qin Dynasty", "Xiaoyaoyou"...

Every text is very familiar, but the images that appear in Shen Yi's mind are not the scenes of attending class or reciting texts when he was a student, but some inexplicable... images related to those two bizarre dreams.

In "Red Cliff Fu", he saw two Su Shi standing on the stone bridge arguing, and there was a strange fish with a bloody mouth in the river under the bridge; Lilacs everywhere...

Eleven o'clock at night.

Shen Yi, who was supposed to be asleep, finally began to piece together the puzzle pieces in his mind because of this dream-related entry.

There are still many, many important details to be missed!

He must have forgotten something, and what he forgot must have something to do with Jiang Yan!

This is the first time Shen Yi wants to see Jiang Yan so urgently.

But because of the unpleasant relationship with him in the past few times, Shen Yi did not keep Jiang Yan's phone number, unless Jiang Yan came to him on his own initiative, he would have no way to find out the truth of the matter.

There is only one last way.

Jiang Yan may have his contact information in his dining records at the Fairmont Hotel.

Thinking of this, Shen Yi put on his coat and ran out, preparing to go to the hotel to find Jiang Yan's phone number.

Dark night.

There is no one downstairs in the community, only the street lights are still on.

Shen Yi also didn't care how late it was, rushed out of the gate of the community and ran towards the hotel.

He took a shortcut, an alley with no lights.

However, before he could turn on the flashlight of his mobile phone, a person popped out from behind and covered his mouth and nose with a towel. After a burst of pungent smell, Shen Yi quickly lost consciousness.

A second before he fell into a coma, Shen Yi was still wondering who kidnapped him in such a cheap way.

However, the scene that appeared in the dream after coma made him a little grateful for the kidnapping.

He remembered.

All the pictures related to the Chinese text are matched with the deep subconscious memory, Jiang Yan, Su Chengwang, Sun Feiyu... and the person who caused all this - Shen Zhu.

He even clearly recalled the relieved look in his eyes at the last moment.

"I still did it," he said.

At that moment, Shen Yi thought that he was going to die like this. What Shen Zhu did was to let him die and make Jiang Yan suffer, but now it seems that what he did was not what he meant.

Instead, he gave up his obsession and chose to let Shen Yi survive.

It turns out that Shen Zhu is the real "Shen Yi". It turns out that all his memories and life experiences were bestowed on him by Shen Zhu after selection. It turns out that the reason why he can live such an optimistic and happy life... is because Shen Zhu has undertaken all Painful memory.

They were originally one, Shen Zhu once existed in his mind, his life was created by Shen Zhu.

So he understood the contradictions and entanglements in Shen Zhu's heart almost instantly, as well as the last kindness left to him.

He will live a good life as Shen Yi, and he will experience the happiness of love for Shen Zhu.

And that Jiang Yan who met because of Shen Zhu's help...

Jiang Yan!Jiang Yan!He actually forgot about Jiang Yan!

Shen Yi woke up suddenly, only to find that his body was tied with a rope, and a cloth was stuffed in his mouth. The whole person seemed to be stuffed in a closed space like a cabinet.

This scene...why is it a bit like the scene in "Escape" where he hid in the cabinet and eavesdropped on Jiang Yan and Liu Ya's speech?

Soon, the voice belonging to Jiang Yan came from outside the door again, just like in memory.

"Who told you to do this? Where did you hide him?!" Jiang Yan slammed the door open, his voice getting closer and closer, seeming very angry.

But his footsteps stopped right in front of the closet.

"How about it, surprise?" It was Su Chengwang's voice, he seemed very proud, "Look at what scenes you chose, how could it be possible to awaken Shen Yi's memories!"

"It's better for me to help you choose the best one. If I remember correctly, you and him determined each other's minds in the copy of "Getaway", right?"

"At that time, Shen Yi was hiding in the closet. His body, which was originally smaller because of the mission, suddenly grew bigger in the closet, and then his clothes were torn apart..."

"Stop talking, you go out!" Jiang Yan was already very close to the cabinet door that closed Shen Yi, his voice trembled slightly, and Shen Yi seemed to feel his scorching gaze through a door.

"Okay, I won't bother you!" Su Chengwang's ambiguous laughter became farther and farther away, and gradually faded away with the sound of closing the door, "Don't worry, you can perfectly present to him what happened before. In the dungeon, it will be broadcast live at any time..."

After about three or four minutes of silence.

Finally, Jiang Yan quickly opened the door of the closet.

When their eyes met, both of them were stunned.

Shen was also surprised that Su Chengwang actually tied him up in this way, just to let Jiang Yan arouse his memories, even the settings in the room were exactly the same as what he experienced in the copy of "Xiaoyaoyou". He felt like returning to that moment.

Jiang Yan did not expect that Shen Yi had already woken up.

Moreover, there was a white cloth strip stuffed in his mouth, his fair skin was slightly pink due to the airtight environment and the blocked mouth, and there was a trace of moisture in his eyes.

The most important thing is that this bastard Su Chengwang actually tore Shen Yi's clothes into rags in order to restore the situation when Shen Yi's clothes were torn from a child to an adult.

At this time, half of his chest was bare-exposed, and the rope tied to his collarbone and chest had already drawn light red marks. He was leaning against the side of the cabinet, looking weak and unable to stand. .

Jiang Yan quickly supported him, and then removed the cloth strip stuffed in his mouth.

"Su Chengwang, that bastard, actually... actually tied you up so tightly!" Jiang Yan greedily stared at his red lips. Although he felt distressed, his heart was beating fast. - Take a picture of the abusive appearance, and enjoy it quietly in the middle of the night when no one is around.

But luckily still sane.

He quickly untied Shen Yi, then took off his coat and put it on him.

"I'm sorry." He looked into Shen Yi's eyes and took a deep breath, "My friend kidnapped you here, he just wanted to help you recall some things between us."

"You should be very angry, right?" Jiang Yan sighed, "You can call the police, and I am willing to accept legal punishment..."

Shen Yi suddenly wanted to tease him.

"I heard what you just said outside." His expression was extremely serious. "What your friend said is, what happened to us in this scene?"

Jiang Yan stared at him blankly, and said after a long time: "Yes, that's a copy of "A Happy Journey". We confirmed the relationship, and then..."

"I kissed you."

Jiang Yan glanced at Shen Yi's slightly red lips, as if trying to restrain himself, he quickly looked away, waiting for Shen Yi's response.

Shen Yi smiled slightly, still maintaining the posture of standing in the cabinet, with his hands on his shoulders, his face leaned forward slightly, and his lips almost touched his chin: "Is this the only kiss?"

"More than once."

Jiang Yan's voice was hoarse, and he looked into his eyes affectionately: "The first time I wanted to kiss you, it was still in the Lilac Courtyard in "Rain Lane". Become red and moist, I..."

Jiang Yan's Adam's apple rolled, stopped imagining, and continued: "The second time, in the Tao Yuanming instance, you gave me a strawberry-flavored popsicle. That was the first time I ate something you made."

He couldn't help approaching Shen Yi, and the two breathed intertwined, and their voice became hoarse: "At that time, I thought, you must also smell of strawberry."

Shen Yi's breathing became rapid involuntarily.

I never knew that Jiang Yan was so flirtatious when he talked about love!

Seeing the other party's lips getting closer and closer, Shen Yi quickly interrupted: "What about the third time?"

Jiang Yan let out a deep and pleasant humming sound from his throat.

He and Shen Yi's noses touched lightly, and when they opened their mouths, their lips seemed to touch each other: "There will be no third time, because every time we meet in the future, I want to kiss you."

Shen Yi thought of something, and immediately retorted: "Impossible! The time I became a chick, you wanted to kiss me too?"

Jiang Yan hooked his lips, and his eyes darkened: "You really remembered."

Before Shen Yi could answer, he couldn't restrain his urgency any longer, and suddenly touched the lips on the opposite side that he had missed for a long time.

After a kiss, Shen Yi took advantage of the opportunity to breathe and lay on Jiang Yan's shoulder: "Actually, there is still one thing I haven't remembered."

"what?"

Shen Yi hooked his lips, rubbed against his ear and said, "I forgot where the Shenshu acupoint is, do you want to demonstrate it again?"

At that time, in the level of "Xiaoyaoyou", Shen Yi was unable to speak because of his identity as a bird. His teammates found that stimulating the acupuncture points could open the language center, and the task of pressing the acupuncture points fell on Jiang Yan.

At that time, Jiang Yan touched all the acupuncture points on Shen Yi's body, and the two rolled onto the bed. The Shenshu point was the "switch" that turned on their first kiss.

How could he not remember.

Of course, Jiang Yan also understood the intention of his invitation, raised his hand and stroked his back, and finally landed his finger on the acupuncture point at the waist and eyes, causing Shen Yi to groan uncontrollably.

Both of them were breathing heavily.

Jiang Yan stared into his eyes with burning eyes: "Have you thought about it?"

Shen Yi raised his head, the lust in his eyes couldn't be concealed: "I've thought about it a long time ago."

"But before that, there is one more thing I want to tell you."

He leaned close to Jiang Yan's ear and said in a loving voice, "I love you more than crayfish, Dongpo pork, and braised pork."