Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

Parenting is the hardest thing in the world.

The naive Xia Youjie doesn't know yet, but sisters Nanako and Mimiko are already very well-behaved children, and they have just been released from captivity for a few days, and they are not familiar with him who was cut off halfway. It seems more well-behaved.

But the bad thing was that the TV in the hotel they were staying in happened to be playing the latest episode of "Magical Girl Illya".

Nanako and Mimiko sat up straight after seeing Illya and Miyu's transformation into double magic girls.

This, this, isn't this the setting of their destined magical girl?

The hair colors of Illya and Miyu happen to be one white and one black, isn't this the choice of Steins;Gate?

As soon as Xia Youjie came back from buying some food outside, Xia Youjie saw two girls waving props that they caught on the table while he was away, waving them in the air as magical girls' magic wands.

He even called out the name of the girl's heart skill that he just created from the original place.

"Blazing red lotus, the flames that linger for seven days, turn into the arrows in my hands, and melt the enemy into the dark abyss!" Nanako raised the fruit cucumber in her hand, and waved it at Mimiko: " The maximum function is liberated! Heavens!"

"Just chant magic and want to hurt me?"

Mimiko's voice was a little weak, but she didn't tremble when listening carefully.

She casually grabbed the banana on the sofa, spun around on the ground like a ballet dancer, and yelled at Nanako who played the role of the enemy: "Defense of Ice and Snow Flower!"

All of a sudden, sparks and frost flew around in the imaginary living room, and special effects whizzed past the children's minds.

Xia Youjie: "..."

It always feels like it's time to teach children how to set up [accounts].

He coughed lightly, put the plastic bag on the table, pretended not to have seen the scene just now, pretended to be calm and said: "I bought some sushi rolls from outside, you can eat something first."

The two children suddenly froze.

Sure enough, the skills are still not deep enough. Seeing how other people's Black Wings acted, they can be retracted and released freely. At first glance, it looks like a ten-year veteran.

Xia Youjie was thinking so, when he heard the two girls shouting together: "Master Xia You!"

I don't know why, but I always felt that when they called him that, it was no different from when they called him "Master Dark Wing", but he didn't show his complaints, just nodded with a smile: "Yeah."

Because that's not the scariest thing yet.

The scary thing is that they believed the settings that the special magic spirit made up for them. In addition, they happened to be born with different spells from ordinary people. The second virus was like a tornado, which baptized the two children severely. .

Among them is the fact that he is the former leader of Dark Reunion.

Then, visible to the naked eye, he likes to mention the title of "Master Xia You".

But to be honest, he really wanted to meet that very interesting curse spirit again.If you really can't get over it, it's good to go and have a look.

Xia Youjie smiled and shook his head, the phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated twice.

He took it out and saw two unread text messages from new friends.

[Kong Shiyu]: Everything has been arranged.

[Kong Shiyu]: Tomorrow we will hold a group meeting within the church, starting at [-]:[-] p.m.

Is it five o'clock?It's a good time when there is a devil.

Seeing this, Xia Youjie couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth in a pleasant arc, as if he saw something interesting, which added a bit of magic to his already world-weary and slightly divine appearance .

"right."

He turned his head to look at the two girls, and said with a smile, "Go out with me tomorrow. From now on, we won't live here."

Nanako and Mimiko looked at him with big cat eyes.

"Okay, Master Xia You." They said obediently.

Compared with Xia Youjie, who was in a much better mood when he was in high school, he thought about it, and today he can fulfill one of their wishes.

"Do you have anything you want? Just treat that day as the birthday of the freshman again, and the things I bought for you this time will be regarded as supplementary birthday presents."

Xia Youjie said.

The black and white twin sisters looked at each other, and after confirming the answer they wanted in each eye, they said without thinking, "Magic girl's magic wand."

Wait, what's great?Do you dare to say it again?

At this time, "Magical Girl Illya" on the TV just came to an end, and at the end of the anime, there was a shameless advertisement for the purchase of the magic wand at the heartbeat moment.

"As long as you press the button, it will make the sound of ruby ​​sauce and sapphire sauce~biubiu~~"

The case was solved, it turned out to be the fault of the anime.

Xia Youjie nodded and agreed to the girls' request: "Yes."

Nanako and Mimiko looked at each other excitedly, and there was another layer of excitement in Xia Youjie's eyes.But they seemed a little embarrassed to say it, and after hesitating for a while, they finally expressed their thoughts under Xia Youjie's encouragement and hint.

"We... want to see how the Black Wing is doing."

"I don't know if he was injured."

The girls said in unison.

As a magician, you actually want to get close to a special magic spirit?If this was in the magic world, it would be a treasonous thought. If one were found to be close to the same curse spirit repeatedly, one would be directly convicted by those greedy and fearful old oranges.

When Nanako and Mimiko asked, they didn't really have any hope in their hearts.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Xia You agreed to this matter much faster than before.

The black-haired boy didn't tie up his long hair, and his long black hair like a flowing cloud hung down to his waist like a nobleman in ancient times, looking extraordinarily elegant.One can imagine what kind of beauty it should be when it is coiled up.

"Okay. But he's hiding. It might take me a while to find him."

"Great!!!"

The joyful voices of the girls echoed in the small room, but the happy people in the room did not simply stop at the two children.

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Xia Youjie did what he said, he agreed to the girls at noon, and went to buy for them in the afternoon.

The black-haired boy, who was not at the age of watching Mahou shochu cartoons, walked into a well-known peripheral shop in Shinjuku, Japan calmly.

He bypassed all kinds of gaudy hand-made model villains, passed through colorful poster ornaments, and dismissed the various comic magazines on the shelf next to him. Even the latest masterpiece of Mr. Kishibe Rohan could not attract to his attention.

Xia Youjie walked to the Xingyue area, ignoring Merlin's magic wand next to him, and couldn't see the old sword's sworn victory sword below. Lang's heart was as iron as his, and he directly pulled out the red and sapphire magic of Illya and Meiyou from above. Great.

He looked at it, and it was indeed something very girlish.

Then walk to the cash register, line up, and prepare to check out.

At this moment, an extremely familiar voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Jay, you..."

Holding two magical girl magic wand boxes in his arms, Xia Youjie turned his head and saw the white-haired boy.

Gojo Satoru didn't wear sunglasses today, and his blue eyes, as clear as lake water, were exposed to the air in a big way. In addition, his tall and straight height and appearance are different from ordinary people, and many girls in the surrounding shops also turned their heads frequently.

"Why on earth did you defect?" Wujo Satoru said.

Xia Youjie turned his head and found that many people were staring at them. He smiled slightly and made a decision that he would regret immensely in the future.

He replied to Gojo Satoru with the encrypted sentence in the second class.

I don't know if Wu can understand?What a worrying situation.

"Shouldn't you already know? For my righteousness, I am willing to give up everything I have now."

Xia Youjie smiled lightly. The young man who was already dressed in fashion, tall and tall, coupled with his ancient long hair, looked like a male god character who came out of a comic.

"The ubiquitous monkeys really suffocate me. They are constantly creating evil thoughts, and they don't deserve to have everything they have now." Xia Youjie said: "I have already planned to implement my plan."

Gojo Satoru was stunned: "What plan?"

"Human Classification Project."

Xia Youjie laughed lowly, as if he could see the end of the world clearly through the bangs on his forehead, he said unhurriedly: "For this reason, I am already preparing to join Dark Reunion and become their new leader. "

"I want to build a new world, and the new order is up to us."

"Humanity will merge with the world and enter eternal evolution together."

Xia Youjie said firmly.

At this moment, a JK girl beside them who had been following them for a long time said weakly to Xia Youjie: "Well, this little brother...you are in the queue, it's your turn to pay. You should come before me on."

Xia Youjie put on a business smile habitually: "Really? I'm so sorry, I was talking to my friend just now, and I accidentally forgot."

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay."

She waved her hand in embarrassment, and carefully glanced at Gojo Satoru, who also seemed to have come out of some second game, obviously taking their conversation as an anime line: "Your friend and you are both good-looking, I don't know about cosplay." Which character is it?"

What, what role of COS...

Xia Youjie, who never watched anime, just fell into shock for a second, but Wujo Satoru, who is familiar with how to hide himself from ordinary people, immediately quickly entered his role!

Gojo Satoru did not doubt his judgment.

No wonder my best friend talked more and more strangely before, and now she said such things to him!Before, he went to consult the freshmen in high school, and soon got the name "Second Second Disease" from them.

On the same day, Gojo Satoru googled the cause and symptoms of the disease thoroughly.

So it turned out that Jie alone was enduring such heartache alone!

Jie Mingming was already terminally ill, but still forced a smile on his face, pretending to be a normal person to go to school with them, but he didn't know anything about it, and said those things deliberately to spoof, it was too much!

He just found the famous anime masterpiece EVA yesterday, and saw the meaning of the entry 'Human Completion Project'.

The setting is a bit similar to this human classification plan!

Thinking of this, Wujo Satoru, who thought that in order to cure the second disease of middle school, he had to go deep into the heart of his best friend, did not hesitate at all. He grabbed the magic wand he was going to buy for the sisters from Xia Youjie's hand, and then used his strongest conjurer The flexible body rotates in a circle, and the posture of the transformation of the magical girl Nanoha is accurately concave!

The brain that can accurately realize the infinite magic formula, unexpectedly reproduced the magical lines of the transformation of "Magical Girl Nanoha"——

"I am the heir to the spell. In the name of the contract, release your power! The wind resides in the sky, the stars reside in the night sky, and unyielding courage resides in my heart. Hold the spell in your hands! Heart, activate~~"

Gojo Gojo raised his magic wand high, and then made a delicate gesture of stroking his skirt.

Xia Youjie who was still standing there: "..."

The JK girl who asked next to me: "..."

The cash register salesperson who has been waiting for a long time: "..."

Customers in a long queue: "..."

The otaku and otaku Two-dimensional lovers in the entire anime peripheral shop: "..."

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Not much to say, this wave shocked everyone.

Even Xia Youjie wanted to dig a hole to bury himself...

Help! ! !