Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

After he was old enough to remember, Xia Youjie never slept in a room with anyone else.

At least in his memory, such a situation has never existed, even in the high school of conjuration.

From the fact that there are only three of them in one grade, it can be seen that the dormitory of the Conjuration College really has more houses than people.

The students are dissatisfied with each dormitory, and most of the magicians are strange guys with different personalities, and they have extremely high requirements for personal space.

If there is a guy with a straightforward personality among the freshmen, he is simply an outlier among them.

Therefore, there is no such kind of friendly roommate in the High School of Conjuration.

Even the only ones like him and Gojo Satoru have always hooked up outside the dormitory, and went back to the dormitory to play their own things—just kidding, the head of the Gojo family was raised as the son of God since childhood, and you want him to share the next bed with others ?

Don't be kidding, it doesn't exist.

Before Xia Youjie took Nanako and Mimiko sisters around Tokyo, even if he had nowhere to go for the time being, he lived in a hotel suite with two bedrooms and one living room.

He is not a pervert, and he needs to share a room with the little girl.

But right now...

Just when he was helping Black Wing to re-tie his belt, the Ukiyo-e-style belt with white pattern of sea waves fell apart, and Xia Youjie accidentally caught a glimpse of the sutures around the chest and waist of the other party.

They were close enough, close enough that he could see the details of the stitching without any trouble.

Xia Youjie became a little curious for no reason. He had just finished tying his belt, and before he raised his head completely, what he saw was the collarbone line folded by white cloth. The white neck moved around, forming a circle just right at the slightly raised throat.

I don't know if the knuckles will feel as clear to the touch as he expected?

Before he could finish his thoughts, Hai Teng was elated when he saw that the other party's housekeeping skills were full, and he tied the belt for him like this. At this time, Xia Youjie was shining like a housekeeping star in his eyes!

"Oh my god, your skill is better than that of Rantang!"

Hai Teng instantly patted Xia Youjie's shoulder, his beautiful peach blossom eyes turned into crescent moons with a merciless smile, and he praised earnestly: "As expected of a leader, it's really amazing!"

Another name I have never heard of before, who is Rantang?

Xia Youjie identified it carefully. It should be a male's surname.

So who is the other party? !

The young leader suppressed a ray of doubt in his heart. He brushed up the broken hair at the base of the ear for the other party, and then smiled and said, "The bathroom is next door? They are all very modern equipment..."

As he spoke, he suddenly paused, as if realizing something: "So do you know how to use it?"

Speaking of which, the Dark Wing is still a baby less than a month old... Although I don't know how the curse spirit grows, but Xia Youjie feels that even if the other party grows extremely fast, it will not be able to learn all kinds of skills all at once. Modern appliances——

"Will do."

"really?"

"real."

"Actually, there is no need to be embarrassed, I can teach you, after all, even human curse spirits don't know everything from birth..."

Kai Teng Shun, who is actually a 19-year-old freshman in his heart, unswervingly took out a piece of chocolate from the candy jar on the low table next to him. After melting the plastic packaging with magic power, he unswervingly stuffed a large piece of chocolate into it. into Xia Youjie's mouth.

"All right!"

Seeing the other party's silence instantly, Hai Teng Shun couldn't help but feel complacent - as expected, this trick is very useful for dealing with children!

Cover the child's mouth with food, this is how he takes care of his younger siblings!

Then, Hai Teng quickly took the prepared bath towel from Xia Youjie's hand in a daze, and then went straight to that very gentle bathroom.

Xia Youjie, on the other hand, was chewing this piece of sweet milk chocolate unconsciously, chewing the chocolate until it was crunchy, always feeling that the Wings of Darkness seemed to have forgotten something...

It wasn't until the faint sound of water came from the next door that he realized what it was.

Dark Wings don't wear yukata belts.

In other words, when the other party finished taking a shower, he still had to come to him crying!

Thinking of this, Xia Youjie suddenly felt better again. Having nothing to do, he walked to the bookcase in this room. It seemed that there were some strange classics left by the previous leader, as well as some exquisite and unique books. artwork.

But after a few glances, he was not interested. It was either Buddhist scriptures or some laymen's guesses and understanding of spells. Even Xia Youjie dismissed it.

I really don't know which third-rate magician wrote it.

Rubbish!

When angrily putting the trash spell book in his hand back on the bookshelf, Xia Youjie lowered his head, and he suddenly noticed a row of books at the bottom of the bookshelf, the color on the spine was a bit too bright.

Even the title of the book looks familiar, he must have seen it somewhere...

At this moment, a scent of wet shower gel suddenly came from behind him, and there was a voice full of joy and surprise.

"This, this is actually Kishibe Rohan-sensei's "Pink Dark Boy" manga booklet?!"

"My God, the leader, there is also "Weekly Shonen Jump" in this different world!"

Hai Teng Shun wiped the water off his head with a white towel indiscriminately, soaked in the aroma of camellia shower gel, he was hot, like a cat that just took a bath, and moved to Xia Youjie's side very cutely.

"It's actually Kishibe Rohan-sensei!" He was almost incoherent with joy: "So this different world I reincarnated into is actually the world of the stand-in messenger?"

You must know Kishibe Rohan-sensei, but in the original world where Kaito Shun lives, Araki-sensei, who created the classic teen manga "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure" series, is a popular character drawn in the fourth part of JOJO based on himself!

Rohan-sensei is also a famous cartoonist in this world!

As he was talking, Kaito's erratic secondary illness recurred on the spot again. He threw the white bath towel in his hand onto his shoulders, posing in the classic JOJO stand-up pose of Kujo Jotaro in the comics, pretending to be Forced to recite lines loudly to Xia Youjie:

"Hmph, there is only one reason for your failure! DIO, there is only one very simple answer, that is, you pissed me off!"

Then he started laughing proudly with his hands on his hips.

Xia Youjie: "...?"

Due to the huge amount of information, he feels that his brain seems to be divided into three areas, each of which is thinking about different problems, and the most suffocating thing is that he will deal with these things soon!

First of all, how did Blackwing learn how to tie a belt so quickly?

No, wasn't he still staggering around just now, and now he suddenly does?Why does growth A include such insignificant things? ? ?

Also, why did the former leader of Panxingjiao read "Pink Dark Boy", a JUMP comic with a strong JUMP flavor? !

Xia Youjie looked down at the bookcase in disbelief, good guy, if you don’t see it, you will be shocked when you see it, there are dozens of books stacked neatly in the bookcase, the most outrageous thing is that it is a brand new set !

Was the former Panxing Sect leader poisonous?

Or is it that every leader of a cult must first have a second disease, and only after he has deceived himself can he deceive monkeys?

Xia Youjie took a look at the cover of this comic with a beautiful style and color, and from time to time his mind drifted through the new secondary vocabulary that the Wing of Darkness said just now.

He has now discovered that although the Wing of Darkness is sometimes a bit of a secondary school, what he says is not necessarily a lie.Contrary to what one might think, the truth is often hidden behind seemingly shameful words.

[Reincarnation], [Different World], [Stand-In Messenger].

What do these words mean?

Does Black Wing mean that he thought he was reincarnated into this world as a curse spirit?He thinks he is a defected soldier from another world, and just like the leader he gave himself, they are all reincarnated into another world?

No, not right.

The young leader thought very quickly within a few seconds: The original words spoken by the other party did not seem to be intended to express what he thought they meant, but something deeper that would not be easily thought of.

[It turns out that the different world I was reincarnated into is actually the world of the stand-in messenger? 】

This sentence itself is like the surprise that the speaker opened the blind box of online shopping and found that it happened to be his favorite comic. It is an attitude towards known things, not his setting for self-satisfaction. .

In addition, what is a stand-in messenger?

Xia Youjie lowered his eyes to cover the ever-changing emotions in his eyes. He quickly adjusted his emotions and asked the question that came to mind at the beginning with a smile: "Have you learned how to tie a belt?"

"Of course, the Black Wings are the strongest!"

Kai Teng Shun sat down on the tatami mat, patted the perfect knot tied around his waist, and said a little proudly: "Actually, I would have tied it before, but I forgot it after not tying it for a long time...just now See if you help me first, I'll remember!"

"But to be honest, I feel that my manual skills have improved a lot now."

The gray-blue haired mantra sonorously said: "It's time, make a perfect sculpture, and then I will name it "Lucifer Before the Fall", as my previous work "The Fallen" Version 2.0 of Lucifer!"

"No, I suggest you try it with plasticine first."

Shocked by the other party, Xia Youjie, whose handicrafts were all A, said quietly, "I can borrow Nanako and Mimiko's plasticine for you to play with, and it's 24 colors. Don't talk about Lucifer, you can make a David."

Kai Teng Shun, who was poked into David's PTSD, suddenly remembered the horror in the toilet when they first met, and finally forgot about it, and now he was forced to think of the moment of social death at that time again, and he only hated himself for not being an ostrich.

So he can bury his head in the sand!

"No, don't mention that word!"

At that moment, Kai Teng Shun finally recalled the fear of being dominated by 【】, and the shame of dropping his hand into the toilet.

Help, can you still have a peaceful night!

"why?"

Xia Youjie, who hadn't seen anything at the time, asked naively, "Do you think that statue looks funny?"

This is true.

In the art class before, the group of little monkeys especially liked to scribble on the art books, especially the meditator who squatted on the toilet and the classmate David who was walking naked with birds were the most persecuted, and many versions were derived.

Hai Teng Shun's face slowly turned red.

From ears to cheeks, because he was too ashamed and angry, he lifted off the white and soft quilt on the bed, then stuffed his head in, and complained in a low voice: "Wuuuuu you are too much, obviously I've said it all, don't say it again...Damn it, do you have to remember it?"

Taking this opportunity, he successfully made his appeal:

"Tonight, only Kishibe Rohan-sensei's manga can barely comfort me like this!"

Xia Youjie, who was still thinking about how to ask Dark Wing where and how to sleep tonight: "..."

Is his plan really going bankrupt?

No, the leader of his Dark Reunion will never admit defeat!