The warm breath wrapped in Shang Lai's unique scent, brushed over the pinna carefully and densely, causing Xia Mixun's whole body to tremble, and the white elf ears were also under someone's eyelids, and quickly turned into Pink.

Shang Lai continued to burn his professionalism to the fullest, tirelessly exerting force on Xia Mixun's corpse.Without the barrier of Hiroki Dan, the feel and visual effect have achieved a qualitative leap.

The feeling of being a big villain is much better than that of being a god, Lord God thinks so.

Shang Lai: "Do you still dare to be stubborn?"

Xia Mixun: "Dare!"

"Snapped!"

Shang Lai: "Do you dare to hunt other people's blood?"

Xia Mixun: "Dare!"

Shang Lai slapped down, "No! If you want to suck, you can only suck my blood!"

Xia Mixun: Huh?This line seems to be a bit off.

The next moment, Shang Lai's play drifted further away, and none of the eight horses could pull it back.He asked: "I gave you my mobile phone number, why never call me?"

Xia Mixun: "...Huh?!"

"Snapped!"

Shang Lai: "Don't answer my call today!"

Xia Mixun: "..."

"Snapped!"

Shang Lai: "We agreed to cook by myself, why did you trick me with plain batter?"

Xia Mixun: "...What's wrong with the crispy noodles, isn't the crispy noodles delicious!"

"Snapped!"

After Shang Lai slapped him, he was silent for two seconds, "What's the matter with you and that Xiao Yu?"

Xia Mixun: "What's going on??? The relationship is very good, the deity always protects him."

"Snapped!"

Shang Lai: "After that, you will always protect me."

What the hell, this dialogue is too strange!How can someone beat a dead body and ask someone to protect him at the same time!

Seeing that Xia Mixun didn't respond, Shang Lai slapped him back to reality again, "Huh?"

Ahhh, this human being is really stupid!Xia Mixun said angrily: "This deity has kept you far away from this deity, so if you don't get close to this deity in the future, nothing will happen!"

"Snapped!"

Shang Lai: "No, the outside world will think that we are at odds and the influence will be bad."

Xia Mixun was full of anger: "We are right in the first place! When did you have the illusion that I have a good relationship with you???"

"Snapped!"

Shang Lai: "Is the opposite family climbing my window late at night?"

"Snapped!"

Shang Lai: "Is my opponent still biting my neck to suck blood?"

"Snapped!"

Shang Lai: "Is it because the other family is still hiding my and your little spring?"

Grass? ? ? ! ! !

Xia Mixun's brain exploded, and he stammered and asked, "Little spring...?! Where, which spring?"

Shang Lai leaned closer to the pink and tender elf's ears, and said word by word: "Of course it is the spring that sweeps the springs and beats the wrong, the spring that corrupts and degenerates, and the spring that astringent and stinging."

Fuck!Damn it!He wondered why everything was wrong from beginning to end!Lang Ying's reaction was wrong!The illustrations in this book are not right either!After a long time, it turned out to be...

Xia Mixun felt that the remaining half of his soul was about to evaporate from the heat.His face was flushed red, and he roared sadly and angrily: "This deity doesn't know!"

"Oh, it turns out that Lord Yuyu doesn't know about something." Shang Lai took a picture of his round corpse compared to the moon, which was a bit critical.

"This, this deity is not ignorant, it's just..." Before Xia Mixun "just" came out, Shang Lai said thoughtfully: "Then, the cruel abuse of the Lord is all intentional?"

Xia Mixun twisted his neck: "It is necessary!"

"Sure enough, it's a hopelessly depraved creature." Shang Lai slapped down coldly, "Say, why did you deliberately let the little spring benzene fall out in front of me?"

"Snapped!"

"Why are you deliberately holding up the little spring to show me?"

"Snapped!"

"Your Majesty," Shang Lai narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Are you trying to imply that I will practice all the things in the little spring with you?"

"Get the hell out of here!" Xia Mixun's evil dragon roared, "I don't want to have children with you at all!"

Well, what, in the knowledge reserve of the thousand-year-old virgin who abused the public, ghs is equivalent to having a child, and having a child is even a euphemistic and implicit expression...

As a result, Shang Lai was very excited.

This vampire is really bad!No matter how pious and firm the belief is, it can be messed up by him, and it is not worth mentioning.

"Born or not?"

"No life!"

"Snapped!"

"Is it alive or not?"

"Not born!"

"Snapped!"

Very good, very very and extremely good.This play has changed from "the righteous priest angrily punishes the vampire" to "the perverted priest threatens the vampire to give birth"!

The masters of grain production will call the experts directly after seeing it.

Unyielding and unyielding, Xia Mixun kept fighting on Shang Laiyue's retreat, and was about to make a fake show, but was pushed back by Shang Lai with overwhelming force, unable to resist at all.

What's more terrible is that my shirt is very thin, and the fabric of Shang Lai's bathrobe is smooth and delicate, with a slight coolness. His temperature is much higher than that of the fire spoon person who is almost scalding hot.

It was too weird an experience.

As an immortal, inhuman thing, Xia Mixun was in such a stalemate for the first time in thousands of years.He felt that something was wrong with him. His cold skin, which was originally pure white marble, became red all the way from the top of his head to the soles of his feet under the heat. There were complications and severe muscle weakness.

What terrible magic.His mind was also groggy, his throat seemed to be choked, and his heart was beating wildly in his chest, hitting his unambitious tear glands.Xia Mixun sucked his nose hard, it was sour, it was the urge to cry, but not from sadness or sadness.

Inexplicable, strange and strange.

Just at this time, Shang Lai, the culprit, stretched out his hand to help him kiss Cui Zaizi's corpse, and asked in a magnetic voice, "Does it hurt?"

...! ! !

Xia Mixun was so excited that he almost flew out halfway, the teardrops in his eyes popped out and fell down in clusters, quickly revealing Shang Lai's bathrobe.

Time seemed to stand still, so quiet that only Xia Mixun's sobbing and belching could be heard.

After a while, Shang Lai slowly wrapped Xia Mi Xun up, gently placed it on Guangmu, and then handed him his favorite soft big pillow.The almighty Master God, finally encountered the first panic of Shensheng, but in it, there was a hint of evil excitement——

Unexpectedly, the abusive father-in-law who made the other world frightened would be bullied to the point of tears like a clumsy child.

so cute.

I really want to see him cuter.

Shang Lai began to wonder if he really had some psychological problems.

"Don't cry, it's all my fault." He carefully wiped away Xia Mixun's tears.

"This deity is not crying!" Xia Mixun was crying, chasing and biting his hand ferociously, "This is a physiological mechanism! Do you understand the physiological mechanism? This deity has lived for thousands of years, and has never cried."

Shang Lai moved his lips, didn't say anything, and continued to help Xia Mixun wipe away his tears with a pat on the back, making his cheeks flush like a crying pig.

Crying Piggy's tears came and went quickly, and he retreated in a short while. Shang Lai carefully observed his expression, "My lord, do you still want to cry?"

"Hmph." Xia Mixun glared at him angrily, moved down from the wide tree with his hands on the corpse, and called the invigilator into the air, "Hey, we've finished answering all the questions, can you let us go? "

The electronic female voice went online, and said indifferently: "It's not wrong to send sub-questions, you are the worst CP I have ever taken the exam."

Xia Mixun silently howled a three-character curse, he was worthless for his own corpse!

The surrounding scenes changed rapidly again, and the Gothic characters flashing with gorgeous golden light effects slowly emerged in the air.

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