The Taoist priest made a sand sculpture line in the abuse of the text

People have bad habits, and ghosts naturally have eccentricities.For example, toilet ghosts regard smell as beauty, and the smellier it is, the more popular it is.

The toilet ghost just listened to the "compliments" from the guests for a while, and then moved out radiantly as if he had absorbed strength.When she walked out the door, she couldn't help muttering joyfully: "It's hard to give up on being beautiful and smelly, and I can't be too complacent."

system:【……】

You kind of rhyme.

Qing Fu didn't notice the system's complaints, and didn't leave immediately, only thinking about where to get money later.The clothes on him belonged to the original owner, with lace and lace, no need to be fancy, the fabric was still tied, and Qing Fu was scratched all over his body.

If it wasn't for the lack of money... Qingfu touched the wheelchair beside him thoughtfully.

Qin Fu secretly escaped from the Qin family while old master Qin was ill.He didn't bring anything all over his body, even if he did, it was useless. Mr. Qin had already frozen his bank card, and even the fifty cents coin that fell under the bed was searched away.

Really can't do it, sell the wheelchair second-hand?Just as he was thinking, Qing Fu heard a commotion not far away, looked up, and saw many guests walking out from the entrance of Tianyi Hotel, with dissatisfaction or gossip on their faces, whispering something while walking.

Qing Fu listened to it by the way, and circulated the spirit energy to cover his ears:

"...What are you doing? There are so many people here. The engagement banquet will be canceled as soon as it is cancelled. There is no explanation at all."

"Mr. Gu is still young, and he is too unreliable. I pushed a few big deals and came back from abroad! This engagement can be canceled without even an explanation. How can we work together with confidence in the future? "

"It must have been an accident. I passed by the corridor on the second floor just now. Hey, that stinks. I was almost knocked down."

"Hiss... I think something is wrong. This is Tianyi, how could it stink? In addition to the cancellation of the engagement banquet... Could it be... some kind of murder?!"

"... most sewers are clogged."

Qing Fu couldn't help being speechless, the murder incident was too much to think about.

The system was ecstatic and cheered up from the blow: [Cancel the engagement banquet, this is a hidden mission, I thought it was impossible to complete, the host is too capable——]

Moreover, this also made him think of a wonderful way to cut leeks:

【Ding!Plot point change detected.

The initial mission has been completed.Task Reward: Draw a card for free once.

Hidden mission completed.Bonus: Ultimate Wish once. 】

【Free?Then smoke it. 】Qing Fu said something casually, rubbed his eyes, and touched his tears.

The first time I opened my eyes, the soreness was tolerable, but the physical tears were more troublesome.Qing Fu wiped it, then simply closed his dark eyes, moved back to the wheelchair and sat down, removed the spirit qi covering his legs, and did not leave behind the blinding tricks.

The diners were still immersed in the impact of the smell left by the toilet ghost and couldn't extricate themselves. Even the boss was secretly muttering why it was so smelly today, and for a moment he didn't notice that there was an extra person in the store.

The system can't wait to open the card pool:

【Ding!Drawn character card: Nie Xiaoqian. 】

[Card details:

Name: Nie Xiaoqian

Race: ghost (minor, visible to mortals)

Level: first class

Unlock skills: gentle persuasion (active), good wife and mother (passive)]

Qing Fu: "..."

Wow.

The system is quite excited: [It's rare, Nie Xiaoqian is also considered to be a good-looking character!I will help the host summon the beautiful young lady...]

Qing Fu didn't even have time to stop it, the system activated the card with lightning speed.

Qing Fu: [...] After a while, [People... ghosts? 】

The system took it for granted: [It is unscientific to change people out of thin air. Nie Xiaoqian is not bad, and ordinary people can see it. There is a set of processing procedures for things like this.The young lady is going to change clothes, and she will come in from the door later. 】

Qing Fu: "..."

Do you think the skills of a ghost are gentle persuasion, good wife and mother, which is very scientific?

Just as he was thinking, Qing Fu heard a gasp coming from around him, looked up to the door, and saw a slender woman walking gracefully and gracefully.

She was born with a charming face, a delicate figure, white and delicate skin, and a gentle fairy air in every gesture.

After pushing the door and entering, Nie Xiaoqian looked at Qingfu, her lips parted slightly: "——哕!"

"..." It's so real, the diners who were still a little fascinated by watching it suddenly woke up, and turned back and sighed with emotion: It turns out that beauties also eat snail noodles.

Nie Xiaoqian blushed, she quickly lowered her head and sat down opposite Qing Fu, "I lost my composure—"

"I'll talk about that later," Qing Fu interrupted, his eyes were rather severe, and he asked with a hint of scrutiny, "What do you know?"

He was still a little reconciled. In Qin Fu's memory, Nie Xiaoqian in "Liao Zhai" was obviously capable of harming people!For example, piercing the soles of people's feet with an awl, throwing gold ingots to attract yakshas to eat people and so on.

Nie Xiaoqian whispered softly: "I will acquire some cooking skills and know how to manage housework."

Qing Fu: "..."

real or fake.

The system thought that Qingfu was excited, and said beamingly: [This is just the initial skill of the card!After upgrading, new skills can be added.The host can be upgraded by recharging, and now there is an event, the first consumption reaches the amount, not only can you go straight to one level, but you can also get an additional upgrade card, which can be upgraded to a level after use! 】

"..." Qingfu turned his head in silence, staring at Nie Xiaoqian for a moment, "You are already a mature card, you should learn to make money for yourself."

——Just kidding, what's wrong with him having money.Gone, gone, what ah.

The system saw that Qingfu pushed up the wheelchair, and hurriedly said: [Don't, host, trust me, the card is very useful - at least, give the reward of the hidden mission, the ultimate wish! 】

Qing Fu sneered: [Is the world formed enough to be final? 】

He has seen through it. According to this routine, even if it is not the ultimate wish, it will need to be unlocked with krypton gold level by level.

System: [This is really not there, host, host——wait!Don't go out, there is an important plot point ahead!Host, listen to me—]

Qing Fu pushed the door and came out, the sound of the system froze suddenly, then switched to a mechanical sound, and the sharp alarm kept ringing: [Warning!warn!If the host does not read the plot reminder, his life will be in danger! 】

The wheelchair ran over the crosswalk.

The pedestrian signal light was on a steady green light, and Qing Fu's ear tip moved slightly, keenly hearing the screeching sound of tires rubbing not far away.

"—Squeak—"

Dangerous sounds approached at an extremely high speed, and accompanied by the booming rock music, a small sports car with its headlights on sprinted towards Qingfu.Qing Fu turned his head, and he could still see the face of the young man in the driver's seat who was flushed because of drunkenness.

The system screamed like a pig waiting to be slaughtered: [Ah————]

Nie Xiaoqian also let out a short exclamation, and then stepped forward bravely: "Be careful——?"

The majestic spirit qi poured out from the soul, and Qing Fu jumped up extremely nimbly——then backhandedly stuffed the wheelchair into Nie Xiaoqian's embrace.

Nie Xiaoqian: "..."

The sports car came galloping, accompanied by the loud music, under the influence of alcohol, the young man, with a face full of hatred and pleasure, his eyes red, fiercely said to Qing Fu: "——pretend to have a broken leg, bah, go to hell!"

"Bang!"

"what!!!"

【Host!Su—] It was halfway through the loss of the system number that it realized something was wrong. The scream was not from Qingfu.

It froze watching the aggressive sports car, bumped into Qingfu, bounced out like a pinball in a small board game, and spun a few times weakly and helplessly on the way.

Perhaps because of the setting of the plot, the whole road became empty at some point.Looking back, the customers in the store seemed to be deaf and blind, continuing to do their own things.

In such an indifferent world, the sound of cars crashing into and going away, against the background of rock music, seems empty, quiet and suffocating.

The system is also suffocating: […]

"Let me sum it up?" Qing Fu's calm tone had a tinge of yin and yang, "What kind of plot just warned me that my life would be in danger?"

Qing Fu casually patted the broken headlights on his pants.

At this moment, it seemed that the moonlight was subdued by him, pouring out on Qing Fu's body, casting a hazy gleam.

"... What kind of narration are you messing with? This is a belated merit." Qing Fu frowned and said something systematically, feeling the nourished and broadened meridians, and the eyebrows that were twisted together by the thunder still couldn't help but relax.

Rescuing Shen Yi and reversing the plot is in itself protecting the world, so of course there should be merit.The way of heaven in this world is not stingy, it just lags behind.

When the merits are in place, Qingfu's mood will be better. Looking at Nie Xiaoqian at this time, she doesn't resist so much: Forget it, even though she won't harm people, and she doesn't look like a ghost...

Nie Xiaoqian: "..."

Why is it getting more and more reluctant, what is this look at the oil bottle?

The system also murmured a little: [No, it is said to do good deeds without expecting anything in return. The host's purpose was not pure from the beginning? 】

Qing Fu: "No, I really want to do good things."

System: […] Forget it, as long as the task is completed, the system deceives itself and returns to the original topic, [Qin Fu died of alcohol poisoning, which was an accident that deviated from the plot.He was supposed to have a car accident here, and he and the driver who caused the accident were lying on the ground, looking at the bustling people in the shop, but he was powerless to ask for help, and lost his life little by little in despair...]

Just as he was talking, the driver in the car twitched, and after a long while: "...huh."

Qing Fu looked down.

Perhaps it was the pain that diverted his attention, the youth's viciousness just now was gone, and he groaned with his eyes closed.

The street lamps in the middle of the night shone with warm yellow light, reflecting his dyed dark red hair like wine, and the corners of his dog-like drooping eyes were still wet, with a hint of grievance.

"This person..." Qing Fu looked at it for a while, "I remember his name is Si Ji? He seems to be Shen Yi's suitor?"

Don't look at his handsome looks, this man is a stubborn stubble in Qin Fu's memory.He often hangs out on street corners and alleys, and has contacts with the underworld.What debt collection, smuggling, all kinds of vicious and violent incidents have been contaminated, and I don't know why they haven't been caught until now.

The system beeped inappropriately:

[Changing point detected - after the car accident, Si Ji survived.

This character is an important plot figure, has an important influence on the subsequent plot, and can be influenced.You have drawn the Nie Xiaoqian card, it is recommended to use the gentle persuasion skill——]

Si Ji seemed to be overwhelmed, he opened his eyes wide and held back for a while, then he squeezed his neck and spat in pain: "Bah! Why didn't you die! You were the one who hit it!"

...the guts are quite big! !Qingfu smeared Nie Xiaoqian into Si Ji's face with a backhand: "It's hopeless, eat him."

What more persuasion is there, seeing how excited he is.

Anyway, there will be plot bugs, Qingfu taught Nie Xiaoqian unscrupulously: "See, Yin Qi works like this. Twist it into a needle, go in through this aperture, and drill out from this aperture, Yang Qi carries the brain. It just came out in one piece..."

Nie Xiaoqian patted Qingfu lightly just now, and the corners of the transformed clothes were all loose, turning into a ghostly aura, baring her teeth and claws in the wind, and hearing Qingfu's "teaching" again, she almost cried: No, she is the logistics department.

Qing Fu taught Xing: "...this method is like a leech eating—who, pull my sleeve."

Qing Fu looked down and saw that it was Si Ji. He slumped out of the car window like a zombie, and grabbed his sleeve with his hand: "...Hey! Tell me how much it will cost, we will settle in private , let’s forget about it.”

His tone was harsh, and it would have been even tougher if he wasn't wiping tears.Moreover, Nie Xiaoqian couldn't help asking: "Well, look at me, aren't you afraid? Then look at your car—"

Si Ji: "Yeah, you don't need to pay for this car."

Nie Xiaoqian: "..." Eat a full banquet and drink like this.

Didn't it mean that being frightened can relieve some alcohol? Why is this person getting more and more drunk.It doesn't look like it's hurt anywhere, it's like hitting the brain.

The system said nervously: [Let's talk about a more realistic problem, how should we deal with it?There were no witnesses to this car accident, and, just now, it was not known whether it was the host or Nie Xiaoqian, and the monitoring also failed...]

... Having said that, even if there is no problem with the monitoring, how will people react when they see it? A car hits a person, and the car is broken _(:з」∠)_

The system was rather unwilling: 【He's drunk and driving!Running a red light and bumping into people on purpose, is it just for nothing? 】

Qing Fu cast a disappointed look at Nie Xiaoqian: "There will be opportunities in the future... let's be private first."

Si Ji waved his hand: "Just bid!"

Qing Fu: "Ten thousand taels of gold."

Si Ji: "Brother, you sold me!"

Qing Fu: "..."

He was drunk enough, and just now he was gnashing his teeth to kill me, and now he is called Big Brother.Qing Fu raised his hand and pulled Si Ji out of the car.

Si Ji: "Oh, thank you, big brother... Hey, why did big brother touch me?"

Si Ji twisted: "Take the money, take the money, don't take my card..." After a while, "Take the card if you take the card, don't take my wallet..."

Half a minute later, Si Ji grabbed his shirt with tears streaming down his face: "Biao, I've given you the watch too, leave some clothes for me."

Qing Fu looked down all the way: "Then you take off your shoes. Give me the trousers, anyway, you're wearing boxer briefs."

Si Ji: "I—"

Qing Fu's hand has already stretched out to Si Ji's belt: "Let me help you..."

"Brother, don't be big brother," Si Ji jumped up instantly, clamping his legs, "Brother, what else do you want? Let me take off my socks, and I don't want my shirt either... woo woo woo."

Qing Fu avoided the socks and rolled up the shirt: "Give me the car keys too, I can buy some spare parts."

"..." Si Ji shrank in the night wind, only a pair of boxers remained on his body.

Qingfu has already drifted away with the oil bottle Nie Xiaoqian, and before leaving, he did not forget to take away the sports car and the wheelchair with the skill in his sleeve: "I will find a place to live in a while, and use the skill of drilling just now." After teaching..."

Living in troubled times, with only the same people, Nie Xiaoqian quickly said: "I think it's more important to sell second-hand, let's find a second-hand market first..."

I don't know when.

Si Ji, who was lingering on the street, covered his face in shame, and stumbled away, as if some restriction had been lifted for a moment, and customers came out of the shops on both sides one after another, and the empty long street resumed the traffic.

In the bustling crowd, two gusts of cold air suddenly flowed through, and two figures, one black and one white, appeared under the street lamp.

"It's terrible, it's much more difficult to seduce souls now than before." Wuchang in white raised his hat and complained, "I'm looking for death. Someone set up a maze nearby. I think there are still a lot of unaccepted ones in that big hotel." New ghost."

Black Clothes Wuchang: "That's just right, let's take these ghosts back along the way... Huh."

Impermanence is holding back the soul, with official documents in his hands, Wuchang in black looks at the street that will look normal, and can't help but stare at the official documents: "... at five o'clock in Haishi, at the entrance of Tianyi Hotel on Xincheng Road, that's right? Why didn't you see it? What about the car accident?"

"...I'll go," Bai Yiwuchang brushed aside the hair covering his eyes, his ghostly eyes widened, "It's true, I didn't even see the soul that just died!"

Not only that, after checking for a long time, the official document that has been reprinted has gradually faded, and finally turned into a piece of yellow paper.

The two ghosts were dumbfounded, they couldn't help but looked at each other, and panicked for a moment, what... what should I do.

"Should I report to..."

"……Um."

At the same time, Qing Fu, who was looking around for a second-hand store, said, "—Ha Chio!"

The new body gradually got used to the ghost aura, and the sense of smell gradually became able to distinguish the difference. Qingfu rubbed his nose, thoughtfully: "Xiao Nie, why do you have the smell of other ghosts on you?"

It wasn't a stinky smell, nor was it an aroma of wine or meat, but a very faint animal smell, with a hint of gasoline.

When did it get infected?

"!!" Nie Xiaoqian was still holding the cartoon makeup mirror that Qingfu Shunlu bought for her, and tried hard to practice the most fierce expression in her life. Come to look, "What ghost story are you talking about, I am afraid!"

The system also: [Ghost!What the hell?Does it stink?ugly?Woohoo, I'm afraid! 】