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"Puff cough!" Si Ji came to the living room to pour tea, and heard this sentence unexpectedly, burst out laughing, choked on water again, covered his mouth and coughed happily in pain, "Cough! Cough!!"

Haha, Gu Feng!Cauldron furnace!No matter what he thought, he could die laughing here today.

Si Ji coughed until his eyes were blurred with tears, and he still insisted on taking out his phone. His current phone screen is Yisi's big bald head, with the words "bald Yixiu" on it, and it's time to change it.Si Ji clicked on the picture editor, and on the side there was a screen shot from the interview video of Gu Feng impatiently arranging his tie, and wrote the words "Body of the Cauldron".

Qing Fu glanced at Si Ji speechlessly, and replied skillfully: "Before, it was the upper body of a ghost."

He turned around to look for a pen and paper, but he couldn't find it. The Emperor Fengdu, who had been lingering like a shadow, had left at some point.

【Ding!Important plot character changes have been detected.

Character: Shen Cuisine

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Seeing Qingfu's surprised expression, Heiyi Wuchang hurriedly came over: "Beihaiyan is suddenly in an emergency, and the emperor has gone to town."

Qingfu's butt immediately stuck back to the sofa—at first he saw that Feng was not there, and when he heard the surprisingly fast rise in sensitivity, he subconsciously wanted to get up and rush to Beihaiyan, but the simple sentence of Heiyi Wuchang, he immediately Be as stable as Mount Tai again.

That's right, it's not the time when teammates were always dragging oil bottles.

"..." Nie Xiaoqian shed bitter tears, "I am not worthy of this logistics..."

Bai Yiwuchang looked at Nie Xiaoqian inexplicably. He had just entered the door and didn't know what she was talking about. He just floated to Qingfu's side and said dog-leggedly: "Brother! Listen to me and I'll know what to ask. The black unicorn is It was born of a black dragon and a divine ox, it never came out of its shell, it was picked up by the old man's ancestor by chance, and it was passed down to the old man from generation to generation."

Bai Yiwuchang took out a few pieces of yellow paper from his sleeve: "This stinky old man took advantage of the fact that all the capable people in China gathered in Beihaiyan and Donghaiyan, and came out to deceive and make trouble. , the little unicorn still remembers their birthday horoscopes, this is all heard from the heart of the little unicorn."

Qing Fu took a look, and saw the characters, names, and even home addresses of several people written on the yellow paper.Probably because they were too miserable and had no money, and the addresses were all in the same place.

Shen Yi was still confused, staring at Wuchang in white clothes with a courteous face, and then at Qingfu, with a suspicious expression on his face: "Brother??"

Forget about Xiao Nie and these fierce ghosts, why even Impermanence is called Brother Qin Fu, Shen Yi couldn't help wondering: "You ghost upper body, the last one to survive is Qin Fu or the ghost king!"

He doesn't even call him a ghost anymore, he calls him Eldest Brother, at least he's a ghost of the level of the King of Ghosts!

The system let out a bitter sob. Back then, he was secretly worried that since there were ghosts in this plane, would there be ghost kings, ghost emperors, or fallen angels? Now that the ghost emperors are about to move, he seriously doubted Could this legend of the ghost king originate from the host?

Bai Yiwuchang turned around with a playful smile: "You don't know something, the one in front of you is not the king of ghosts, he's better than a ghost—oh!"

Qing Fu knocked Bai Yi Wuchang down with a sword, and fell face down into the sofa.

"Isn't this a compliment to you? You still hit someone when you praise you..." Bai Yiwuchang fluttered up while covering his hat aggrievedly, and said to the point, "But the old man was severely punished just now, I guess his accomplices will know about it, maybe they will transfer it lair."

Nie Xiaoqian slapped her hands: "Isn't that just right? I still regret that I forgot to persuade gently before, this demolition building is our Xiaomeng's stage!" Feeling the strange eyes cast by Wuchang, Nie Xiaoqian realized that she was bald. , and said vaguely, "Really, Xiaomeng, so what, you cast a spell."

The system sobbed in vain: [No... we are the Truth, Goodness and Beauty System, cards are not designed like this...]

No one paid attention to him, Meng Jiangnv had a rare chance to show off, she straightened her body solemnly, took the note with the birth date written on it, and casually snapped her fingers into a crooked shape in a decent way, and became popular first with her acting skills Eye sockets: "This is so bad, think about the memory left by some old man in the building..." As she said, Meng Jiangnv shed tears and choked up, "When I think of those people with bad conscience, Destroy these wonderful memories..."

Nie Xiaoqian stared at the experience bar: [Hee hee, it's gone up, it's gone up, it's gone up five times, sister, don't cry. 】

"...But this is also to prevent the wicked from harming the world." Meng Jiangnv sent and received freely, wiping away her tears. If there is any movement, someone should check it soon, and they will find that someone has stolen the demolition house!"

"..." No, my sister, your tears come and go too hastily, Bai Yiwuchang questioned, "And what kind of handprints are you? Why haven't I seen them before?"

Meng Jiangnu: "This is the technique I learned from Benin. An old head-down master taught me the Nuo technique..."

"..." Bai Yiwuchang's imposing manner became shorter for no reason: "Bei, where is Benin? Is it near Xining?"

Meng Jiangnu talked eloquently: "It is a country in West Africa, where the state religion is Voodoo, also known as 'voodoo', which is transliterated from the Latin Voodoo. This religion combines ancestor worship, animism, Spiritualism, etc., are more similar to the shamanism developed in our border areas of China."

Impermanence in white: "..."

Listen, it sounds quite credible, Bai Yiwuchang pinches his nose and admits that he has little talent.

Meng Jiangnv won the first battle and struck while the iron was hot: "I think they might have caused the haunting in this neighborhood. They just wanted to scare people away and live in an empty house. When the eldest brother came, he only smelled a faint smell of ghosts. I guess they went out to make trouble. I went there, but I didn’t expect to run into my elder brother Lei Jie when I came back, scaring them away. If it wasn’t for the conjoined alphabet...uh, Shen Yi is here, the old man wouldn’t have ventured back.”

"..." Shen Yi wanted to curse again, knowing that his eyesight was not good, so would it be okay to go out with reading glasses, sir?

"You're cheating." Mr. Shen also came in cursing from outside. Just now he went to cooperate with the security guards to send the old man away. "I" "Don't pull my hair", the security guard saw that the wound on the old man's scalp was still fresh, and interrogated Mr. Shen suspiciously for a long time.

Shen Yi quietly hid the little unicorn behind his back: "Grandpa—"

"Hey! Let me just say it," Mr. Shen jumped up to Shen Yi in a few steps, and patted his flat stomach, "It's roundworms! You've got sick from eating barbecue behind my back, and you're still avoiding medical treatment. Insecticide will be fine."

Mr. Shen didn't open his dark eyes, and he was in excellent health. Naturally, he couldn't see the two impermanence standing next to him, so he still considered the problem with a scientific way of thinking.

"...Well, well." Shen Yi had no choice but to admit it, "This local earthquake has cracked the ground of our house. I need to find someone to see if there is any danger and how to repair it. Can I give you a hotel room?"

Old Man Shen: "That's a waste of money... By the way, let me ask you." Old Man Shen looked at Qing Fu and scratched his head, "Do you know an old man named 'Qin Zheng'?"

"..." Qing Fu's heart skipped a beat.

At first, it was because the name sounded very similar to "Qin Zheng" at first, which reminded him of a certain First Emperor, and then he remembered, isn't this the name of the original owner's grandfather.

Speaking of which, the original owner's family has also been in the army for generations, and his parents are both excellent special police officers, but unfortunately, the original owner died in a mission when he was young.In the generation of the original owner, due to physical or mental problems, only the elder brother of the original owner served as a soldier. The second brother started his own business and built a small company. Qin Fu is the third child. He knows how to deal with death when he stays at home every day. food.

Shen Yi smiled: "This 'big brother' is Grandpa Qin's youngest grandson, the third child, Qin Fu."

Qing Fu suspects that Mr. Shen and Mr. Qin may be comrades-in-arms: "Now I have entered the Tao, and the Tao name is Qing Fu."

"...What?" Mr. Shen's face was already showing joy, but it disappeared immediately when he heard the words, and his brows frowned, "Why are you doing these nonsensical things... Do you have a certificate? Let me see your Taoist certificate."

Qing Fu: "..."

"Hey hey hey..." Bai Yiwuchang laughed while watching the show, this ghost's desire to survive is temporary.

Fortunately, Shen Yi is well-versed in the world. When he saw Qingfu's silence, he was shocked at first that Qingfu had no certificate, and then he reliably held the black unicorn back to his chest: "Grandpa, it's true. I'm not a roundworm, either. It's really pregnant. This little unicorn gave me the wrong son, regardless of human gender."

Shen Yi didn't want to worry Mr. Shen, so he changed his rhetoric.On the contrary, the honest little unicorn in his arms raised his head in shock, and the black grape eyes widened: Why, let it take the blame?

The black unicorn is born with scales and armor all its life, and has a lion head and an ox tail. It is absolutely impossible to be mistaken for a dog or a cat.Because it is a dragon son, it also retains a part of the dragon's shape at the tail, and its mane is like a dragon's temple, fluffy and light, as if it is about to fly into the clouds at any time.

"..." Mr. Shen was so startled that he lost his voice for a long time. Looking at the little unicorn's wide eyes and drooping tail, he wanted to struggle to death, "You, don't use modern and advanced children's toys to scare me. . . . Cute, give me a hug."

The little unicorn was trembling with fright. As soon as Mr. Shen put his hand under its buttocks and wanted to take it, he felt wet: "..."

Mr. Shen: "..."

Mr. Shen: "No, no, it shouldn't be what I thought..."

Shen Yi was caught in the trap, watching his grandfather speak slowly, "I don't think children's toys should be designed with such a function..."

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Mr. Shen's three outlooks were strongly impacted. He came out of the shower in a trance, and then he found himself somewhat reluctantly, and said to Qingfu: "Your grandfather and I were former comrades-in-arms, but because of injuries, I retired from the army. Morning. After leaving the army, I was busy starting a family, and I didn't have time, let alone contact, so the relationship gradually faded away. I haven't even seen the children of both parties."

Turning his head around, Mr. Shen even patted Shen Yi who was about to take a bath: "Since you know and met, why don't you tell me?"

Shen Yi but smiled and said nothing.

Qing Fu glanced at Shen Yi.It is estimated that before Shen Yi insisted not to sue Qin Fu and not let Gu Feng trouble Qin Fu, it was because he knew about the friendship between Mr. Shen and Mr. Qin.It's just that Qin Fu and him have never been on good terms. If you tell Mr. Shen that he met Mr. Qin and that the two sides reunited happily, and because of the embarrassing conflicts between the children and grandchildren, that would be bad. That's why I never mentioned it to Mr. Shen.

"Ah! Why didn't I get it again!" Nie Xiaoqian suddenly burst into a frantic voice on the sofa next to her, "Is it so difficult to get a skin???"

Nie Xiaoqian threw the phone away, spread out her limbs and fell on the sofa for a while, then suddenly remembered something, lifted her spirits, stood up with her skirt lifted, picked up the little unicorn who was licking her milk, and put the little hoof Pressing on the phone, said softly: "My sister told you, you are already a unicorn that is about to mature, you should learn how to show your value, and help your sister draw cards..."